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@op I beg last time I check; that handsome non-corrupt apc/change agent is the governor of edo state, so how come government akpaibo became the government of edo without Nigerians been informed,,, hmm dis naija politics ehn ehn so akpabio down bone akwa ibom run go edo to develop dat area no wahala God dey

@op if I hear sey this perfume no be aba made when u wanna giv her a gift ttry call dos aboki wey dey hawk perfume and then buy dos small tiny Saudi or na mecca roll on/perfume it's less than 100 naira then find empty box of bb porsche or iPhone 6/Samsung 6 and put the roll on inside and wrap it properly and send someone to deliver to her for early momo

@Op you can lie ooo Baptist academy was founded in 1855 and not 1885 haba i tire for the mods for nairaland sef,na to just push everything go frontpage..mtschewww

princdebola201:
(1) CMS Grammar School, Lagos: 1859
(2) Methodist Boys High School, Lagos : 1878
(3) Methodist Girls High School, Lagos : 1879
(4) Baptist Academy, Lagos : 1885
(5) Hope Waddell Training Institute, Calabar, is
established as Nigeria's first east of the Niger
secondary school in 1895
(6)The old Wesley college Elekuro now Wesley
college of science, Ibadan was founded in 1905
Reference: http://www.freewebs.com/weccosa01/
home2.htm (whoever put together this website
needs to take it offline pronto )
(7) Abeokuta Grammar School, Ogun : 1908
( Kings College , Lagos : 1909
(9)Alhuda College, Zaria : 1910
Reference: http://alhudahudacollegezaria.com/
(10) Ijebu-Ode Grammar School, Ogun : 1913
(10) Eko Boys High School, Lagos : 1913


https://www.nairaland.com/779367/ten-oldest-secondary-schools-nigeria#9316332


https://www.nairaland.com/779367/ten-oldest-secondary-schools-nigeria#9316443

No be like my Zara shoe's be that for Gmb leg,,so Mr president_elect sef jasi

I swear if I hear say Twaci no win upon all d campaign wey pass gmb own ;Dintact airforce1 na learner

ciquote author=Dygeasy post=33841865]CONTESTANT NO. 12

|>>>>TWACI|<<<<


Twaci is a native of Ohafia Local Government in Abia State, Nigeria. An aspiring undergraduate, who is currently a beauty therapist. She is in her early twenties.



Without much thought, she cites her mum as her role model. Her mum is a beautiful, industrious, courageous and very determined woman, (just to mention a few qualities) who taught her how to thrive and not just to merely survive.



When asked her favourite food, she says she doesn't joke with her tummy. A foodie i.e a food lover. She loves looking healthy and that's one the reasons she loves greens. Offer her vegetables with any nice combination and you are few steps away from finding your way into her heart.


She loves writing because it enables her draw from the deep wells of our heart while pouring out her innermost thoughts. She also loves reading. It widens her horizons, and a perfect way for her to just relax and refresh.


On what makes her different, she says "We are all born with a unique genetic blueprint and personally, I believe that there are certain things that I have been designed by God to do. Things that would represent a unique contribution to my country and to the world - the contribution that only I, my passion, my gifts, my talents can make happen. Those are my priorities in life.
At the end of my journey here on earth, I want leave my footprints in sands of time, knowing fully well that I wasn't trapped by dogma; which the legendary Steve Jobs referred to as living with the results of other peoples thinking.


Her loved ones she as an energetic young lady, full of compassion who does the right thing as at when due.
Her little kid bro had the most captivating reply she has heard so far. When she asked him, he just gave her a "side eye" look and said "You are Aunty Tu-Wa-Ci nah". She smiled because he gave the best answer.


She feels every contestant really deserves to win. Yet she truly deserves to be crowned Miss Nairaland because she is talented, warm-hearted, an active user, creative and inspiring.

Lets vote for the inspiring Twaci, Contestant No. 12 as the next Miss Nairaland.[/quote]

When airforce1 go buy his own eh,this davido own go be like Ile olode

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gbl01:
There's always one jobless and hungry user saying senseless things.

op ur post is so so so ;Dbias,what about airforce1?

If ur hoping in airforce1 voice/wish dat means u go wait till who knows Eternally

RealSleek:
This is the gospel truth, oga ben is making sense.... politics is d most lucrative career in this country,
Join u guys soon in airforce1's voice

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Are u waiting for haruna isolated Barry mj to bring u d music ni abi kilowa let eleyiquote author=Airforce1 post=33653624] This world woulda been boring without women

Women make things happen


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Thanks for the message babyview..those are the only pics i have and as i am not in the country at the moment,you can however call the numebr listed so as to view the vehicle and i think that's even better than seeing just the pics..

Whats happening with nairaland FP these days abi hw many times will dis topic hit front page??

Sometimes the post will be twisted a bit so as to mk it look recent and i still wonder hwMr osewa does selects the mod here,its either dey are usually high on super glue or benlyn cos most times the title of the thread on FP doesnt corresoonds with the content as an example i saw a thread on the FP today sayin Mr sambo is canvassin for buhari and b4 readin the content i was like chai this aboki and hypocracy only for me to read the content and find out that the man didnt actually say that instead he was only imploring the students to abide by law !!abi he should tell them to be disobedient and not to follow the rule of law.

Same problem sein his hvin is the same problem most nigerians hav businesswise as well as dere personality...imagine sein wouldn't do anythin to chk d activities of his mods not until he gets a strong competitor and then he had be amazed how ppl go port sharply!!!its not possible abi? Naso me sef tlk sey gej go beat gmb hands down and gej himself didnt do much till things were gettin out of hand,shebi una see the result?

Jumia,konga et.al won't also do much until amazon compete with them mtscheww

Only topics from some set of ppl is bound to mk FP and un-neccessary stories that won't add value to the lives of an ordinary nigerian imagine davido won bet is dat encouraging every1 to start doin so? Tonto poo,tiwa savage catwalks,yemi alade shows bobby,oritse gets international tatoo?

U be winch ooo u beat me to dis comment some naija peeps and hypocracy are like liquid soap and water,its nearly impossible to seperate them.

I hate critizicing men of God but imagine PYO snapping pictures with some1 who said he has drank dongo yaro and he wants to do shina(fornication) tonite.

Yes he has todo dat all in the name of politics ?init?

author=1dafullymade post=33286209]buh OP, permit me to ask, u hv a "BoyFriend" right?, & this ur "boyfriend", I supoz he is a christian, right?...if ur answers to d above questions are in d affirmative, den u confuse me with d "I don't want to be a part of the "hypocrite" thing going on in d church.."statement....just as ur now boyfriend,who I believe is a "christian" saw,admired,wooed u & u accepted, is the same way these other guys saw,admired(still admire),wooed(still wooing) u & is upto u to either accept or reject their advances...so whatz d news here? or are they outrightly asking u for sex?, is it now wrong for pple,irrespective of d group they belong in, to xpress themselves?is it not possible for dez guys asking u out to actually mean well & "might" respect & abide by any conditions u give...by the way,don't u think dat u and ur boyfriend are already hypocrites(that is,if u guys indulge in kissing & any other sexual acts,even if u don't indulge in s*x itself)?.........

Nawa for we women, if they "woo/pursue" us,wahala, if they don't, we start crying & going from one church/pastor to the other asking for deliverance...its well oooo

Anyways sweetie, plz don't b pissed,just appreciate dem for desiring u & politely turn dem down(so far dey ar young unmarried pple), buh if is d married ones ? my dear, u really don't need to be polite cus itz obvious what they want..

Plz keep serving d Lord in anyway u can, don't b discouraged by all d distractions plz...[/quote]

@Op when i saw the title of this thread on the front page i was like sho mk i go see.

After readin ur post,as a man i agree with most of ur points at least i am guilty of some,eg the socks throwin part,when i get back from work my bag might be thrown on the sofa,jacket(dat one i fit hang am) etc next mornin when i am goin to work and wifey aint home and after doin robo rebe i am then in an haste to rush down to work then voila i can't find my bag ,oh where dis woman put my charger,chai where is my bottle and i will be boiling seriously dat sometimes i hv to call wifey and ask her where she kept so so so and even warn her to leave my stuffs anywhere i kept them(even if messin up everywhere)

Dat romantic one eh mehn he get as he be ooo,many times wifey be askin us to tk the kids out to the park,cinemas,picnics but i am always like 2moro 2moro andthen tell her later that dos oyinbos are doin it cos dey don't hv jobs(no be same work we dey do)

I swear i dove hat for correct naija women ooo(ppl back in naija might not understand this),i am always like babe why are d kuds screamin,why are u screamin but mehn if i babysit for just one day na serious gobe unless i am takin dem out(hw many naija man get dat patience)

Op but i think dis doesnt apply to naija man only ooo u need to meet other african mehn(at least i hv a friend from a neigborin country to naija) and ge told me he can't ever marry a white woman cos he can't ever imagine closin from work and tellin his wife that he wants BANKU prepared within a short period and d oyinbo lady go be like u dey craze?

I am not guilty of the other points oo cos i drink my wine at home jeje and i cook for wifey(but will use the whole plates,pots and curtleries which in return is a doubble kob)
But as u don talk now i will get airforce1 to play for wifey nxt valentine and rokiatu,onila and 190 go be MC cos afetun iyawo gbe

Still available#Tokunbo

Still Available#Tokunboh

Kofi olumide?

Keneking:
This is child abuse

This boy is younger than WhizKid and Olumide

I will trek from paris to london if airforce1 releases an album within 10 years,if justwise stop beena dictator,if sein proposes roonila,190 or rokiatu,if tonto holidays in paris with her Dogs and this didnt hit FP[img][/img]mk i no forget i will also do same if barcanista goes back to apc or joins apga

@Op oo u tot tecno will also reward u like one porn coy did to a guy who smashed his lappy? u are sure on a long thing like airforce1

@op thats Tiro(sorry i don't know whatever the English name is but if u wanna confirm then go to the local market around you and ask them for local tiro dat u need it cos ur eyes are itching you..watch and see if they will give u something different) but then u said she just got back from her hometown maybe they gave her that tiro to apply to her eyes so as to draw the attention of muguns and op lemme ask u..do u pay her well(as in ego oo not kpomo )

seeping? or ur trying to say SIPPING?

kodded:
they will go back to their papa house and start seeping garri

I swear i use plenty of this phone and even b4 den i used a cellular fone(not working in naija though cos my aunt sent it from the states) and i use this fone to woo girls and i swear dem obtain one of this phone from me dat year for skul ooo

Do u really need to blame him? ~ i don't think so but i thinl u should blame the odiocratic Mods cos dey are responsible for allowon him
To show his symptoms of On every thread...all d mods do is push all threads to the front page and then leave every1 to post rubbish in as much as they the power mods aint abused or insulted..

Yeah the mods are not robots but if they can't act accordingly then they should give others the opportunity to do so...shoroniyen on every thread to me already seems lile traces of e-madness

To the dead may his soul rest in peace~ojo ajina sirawon

RickRichards:
A real shocker. RIP.
His wikipedia page has been edited to reflect his passing. [url]en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uche_Chukwumerije[/url]

You still somehow contrived to post this japanese nonsense in this thread, have you no respect for the dead?

I swear politics sweet oo,see as nema,police,state govts et al quickly responded~am sure had dis happen to a common man lives would hv been lost...hmmm nawa sha oo

sugarcoatted:
Same op dt bought a brand new eba-filled htc m8 4 10k. Aint surprised anyway, STINGY is written all ova you

@Op u can lie for africa oooo but i no blame u nah na d mods i blame cos pushin this to the front page will definately give others the assumption that they can have their wedding for 50k haba u fit lie oooo(then its ur opinion and u hav d right to do or say whatver u deem fit in as much as alot of ppl will know u are Lieing)...

Back to the point yes u can budget 50k for weddin but all u said didn't add up~ how did u buy fresh fish or u mean frozen oku eko? And how were u able to pay for the hall?

Op how did u got 700 ppl? And u didnt get any gifts/supports or does it mean u turned down any sort of assistance or in reality u are a bad person and u as well don't support or assist others?

Op with 50k,u can easily hv a proper weddin and all u need to do is invite few ppl(perhaps 2 from ur family and 2 friends and same goes with your wife) and lets assume ur wife cant cook or u are bad all u need do is buy a small cake from an eatery as well as nice meal in takeaway packs and then once u finished with the registry formalities all u do is ry1 eats and bye bye~

@op even with 50k i can make a nice weddin,rice is 7k per bag,turkey is 7k(the small one that u dont hv to cut into pieces comes in 100pcs already) so 1 bag of rice and 2 turkey is 21k put oil and other ingredients(even salad sef ) at 6k then cake 2k thats 30k then buy 10 crate of soft drinks for 11k and 11 bags of PURE-WATER is 600 so buy 3 times of that and u hv 33 bags(if dem like they should bath with it,they still wouldn't finish it) and the remaing money u will rent gbogbo elere to play gospel music(or even d choir can sing for free) and rhen use the rest for canopy and chairs and don't forget to let every1 know u are a christian so dey shouldn't expect shayo of any kind and thank God ur drunkard of a inlaw knows this already...Gbam u hv a wonderful weddin anf so stop liein or do u actually think some of us nairalanders are actually gullible? And hey less i forget u can even get airforce1 to play for free and get naijasinglegirl or onila or rokiatu or zybo77 to act as MC for free and ger justwise as bouncer ao no gatecrahin

But op u can lie ooo from ur post it seems u don't send no one so why d heck are u hvin a weddin in d first place? Why not save a bit more once u get dat fair job? Or d worst go to court nd get sealed up and u can start knackin akpako cos dat seems d major reason why u are gettin married anyways..

And op and for others alrwady planin to buy 100 drums of water please u can just invest in cheap ankara so even if 100 ppl buy it and u made 500naira on each then u already hv 50k more and dts 100,000 naira