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quote author=BushidoBlue post=36291350]

Nairalanders no go kill person with laugh... as church dey close I open phone see dis one come dey laugh like weyrey... people come dey fear dey waka fast comot my side.[/quote]

GOES: governor of edo state

POT: president of Turkey

SEUN: secretary of United nations

IDIOT: India deputy inspector of transport

FOOLS wma: former operation office of lagos state waste management authority

ladyF:
Lol

Front Page Chilling

LadyF again. Kikikikiki

@op in as much as you have some vital points or let message your suggestion /advice is clear, you might also be wrong though cos I can't see anywhere on the dresses where primary,h and m.or even Zara is written or are u saying all long dresses are expensive or short dresses are expensive... Mere looking at them doesn't give you the conclusion that they shop at low prices shop (I won't expect it from the number one citizens of the world)...

In as much as I advocate for wise spending, investing properly or not been wasteful then I wouldn't still ask or advice ladies out there to put on iron and baba or plait just shut,Korede,Kalama etc all in the name of cutting cost..
What you should have just advice is: cut your cost accordingly and spend wisely as well as knowing that you are actually responsible for your predicaments (positive or negative)

Cos u outsmart introvert ;Dquote author=ladyF post=36256415]We need a strict law in place in this country like badly, and we need the law to include a jail term. A primary 5 baby getting married. What man in his right mind would wed her.


Hehehe who knows y ayam smiling. I no go talk am. Fill in the gap ▪▪▪[/quote]

Add that servant from one of the eastern state to your list oooo ;Dquote author=aguiyi post=36243284]she is beginning to struggle to sound reasonable.

A sympton of associating with APC.

Buhari, Rochas and Oshomole are also suffering from same since they joined APC[/quote]

nzeobi:
U wanna try them?
Creek no be nairaland oh

From experience




quote author=kilode100 post=36155282]Those white garment woli dey gather giant blockous o [/quote]

you ke ;Du Fon give us scope to make sure of keeping u away from ftc and hey miss are u in anyway part of the youth's that op just mentioned above?

INTROVERT:
True true true..












Please ladies and gentle stop mentioning my moniker as I was just banned from commenting on threads for over 2 hours. Abeg.. even now I can't comment on some sections.
Am in pains now.

Her mom gave birth last week Monday and today is the naming ceremony and d stupid nepa didn't giv them lite in their area and their I pass my neighbour got spoilt in the morning and last nite she was high on origin dat she 4get to charge her powerbank but u will start seeing more of her once her order for solar powered power bank arrives from China and mind u the power bank comes with An alarming 500,000 may,it can be fully charged within 20 mins and it also has fridge,music,game and lots more...so u can see dat very soon u or others wont be able to defeat introvert for the ftc competition



quote author=Lateralmaths post=36142571]O God of creation. Pls give us selfless leaders who will put the interests of Nigerians before selfish party interests.

where is this girl they call introvert... ntor..[/quote]

Wat exactly should be believe??

I saw a post From femi adesina's Facebook page this morning that gay issue was never discussed BTW Obama and PMB.


Naija journalism plus politician's are all sham and full of fake,inaccurate, inadequate and inefficient news..

Lol there was a song I saw yesterday on hiptv, it was psquare featuring one oyinbo man...pls find the song and I am sure u had rate dat man 99 out of 100 and p square.0.9 out of 100..I think it was last year when one of my friends was telling psquare are just too good lol imagine dat



quote author=theshield post=36080193]
One love my brother. I hope one day a Nigeria will be nominated for Grammy from Nigerian soil.

I don't know why Nigerian musicians can't sing in English without Yoruba or Igbo yet they call themselves international musicians.
THERE IS NO BENEFIT FEATURING SNOOP DOG AND SINGING IN YORUBA LANGUAGE.[/quote]

No mind me as if na only beat we go chop but not their faults u know: dey figured out naija peeps are only crazy about beat at least if u don high na to dey dance only lol

floragregs:
that's why I only have Asa and Timi Dakolo on my playlist. I no fit listen to song wey no get lyrics.

God bless u,was telling mywife yesterday dat I think the reason why any Nigerian might not win d grammy or major awards in the coming year's is their wack lyrics...haba why would flavor copy someone's music and just change the lyrics,I was listening to Sean tizzle aber and d lyric is just stupid...wats ashimapeyin from Wände coal? Is pasuma expecting to win an award with oruka? What's shakiti Bobo or wafeku laleyi.. Infact if one was to check lyrics of naija music these days u go know sey na just beat we dey dance to...although I like the jamb question music from Simi but the question is does it actually makes any sense....and less I forget if ur listening ti naija music these days u will understand that the auto tune is just too much and this is not only for the hip hop ooo chk the Muslim gospel singer's now and u had be surprised...

floragregs:
Every Nigerian who got the award that night deserved it. I no see any partiality for there o. Timaya wey no get lyrics! Na beats dey save am. He should enter bush. He wasn't nominated because his beats for the past 2yrs sound the same. So wetin be the politics inside? Mtsheew

Op,u na suppose complete the wedding by inviting airforce1 as the official musician and that would have complete it as a Nairaland wedding

Why should we yab your brother in law nah And what should we yab on his Body?? Dat he barbed gorimapa ?

Op where is Xperia z3?

I swear the love I have for barcanista (no homo)...like introvert said yesterday :barcanista argues with points...

quote author=barcanista post=36032740] That should be left to the judge to decide BUT it isn't the subject of discussion.[/quote]

Airforce1:
wow cool... lol

Congrats once again bangalee.. You've done so well for yourself and family

More award and blessings big bro

My turn soon.. Insha allah

Citizenship


quote author=Bonapart post=35998827]Congrats!!! But still can't get the big deal about running to America to give birth[/quote]

I swear this ppl they craze, I should guess their positions are to be filled by silver spoon kid's cos I don't think it's dat easy to finish sec school at 16/27 then graduate from uni within 3/4 years




quote author=ajasa4link post=35996186]Undergraduate 21 years? when people never even enter school by that age sef....
Graduate 23? Even if person graduate by 22, before ur school do rubbish while mobilizing and finally after going for nysc u will definitely turn 24 by the end of the yeye nysc year.
These people should just stop this rubbish jare....[/quote]

No one is complaining that she didn't graduated with a first class ooo...oic cos she ain't Igbo Naija and hypocrisy are like bread and mayonnaise

Dharniel:
definitely not a 1st class, cuz if it's a 1st class it would be included in the post...

Op you can Lie, this picture has been on Nairaland and Google sef since many years ago






quote author=joganut post=35971960]this is emotional torture... as if killing d ram is not bad enuf.....[/quote]

Lol,was just reading another thread where one woman poured hot water and pepper on som1 based on suspicion of dating her husband...imagine the young wife coming home to find his 30 year old hubby shagging an almost 50yrs old mother/granny

Even when u are not in the country they will still charge u and the most annoying thing is that you won't receive notifications when ur back in the country..

quote author=MosakuAW post=35928955]
@OP, how much is the money in question?

Cant really fault the man, he beleive this is the only logical way to fight for his stolen money.

Some banks and abnormal charges at times. Imagine a bank charging N612 as sms charges for a saving account for 1month.[/quote]

Very good gesture, but the millions of naira is from his salary or allowances?

Deeds like these is why our politicians don't actually perform and we shouldn't expect anything from them.

Wait for 4 years and dis man might end up not performing his role dat he was voted for and at that tietvme when ppl are complaining, u will see some.people (dis 200 and more) saying man yen shishe gan ni ooo(dat man really worked).


U think I am lieing? No wahala, visit the residence of any naija politicians and u had be surprised with the large number of ppl dere and if ur not careful u mighyt confuse these people for dos trying to make their BVN registration.. Go close to dis.ppl and.u will start hearing I need help for skul fees,house rent,naming, birthday, funeral,wedding etc...now tell me where u expect these politicians to fund this requests from?

SR and "our sources " are like mayonnaise and ketchup



quote author=dunkem21 post=35918886]APC propaganda arm @ work.

Paragraph 2 ..Several sources told SR ..
Paragraph 3 .. One of our sources ..
Paragraph 4 .. One source familiar to Anyaoku ..
Paragraph 5 .. Our source ..
Last paragraph started with a source and ended with a source.

Please somebori count the "sources of this junk article"


..Fifth columnists![/quote]

Bros are u in anyway related to airforce1?



quote author=Demigods post=35914724]Man. Look at the way he elevated that woman's body!

I will get there soon. Advancing![/quote]

Op you can lie ooo,psquare said they are chilling with Ay in his house and you are here saying it's in psquare house dat dey are chilling

mariobobby:
flexing

Sorry,are u better now? If not then you can try to drink garri with alomo bitters and if ur condition didn't improve (definitely ) then just eat ajala/fufu or any other hard and solid swallow without soupinstead eat em mit melted butter...
Thank me later u hear

buygala:
More appropriate title for thread




Bleached-out Sumo wrestlers taking groupie after farting in swimming pool


In other news....


I just ate Yam and bread.... I opened the bread and put the boiled yam inside it ..... Now my eyes are doing me somehow .... Please advise me

Is dis not the picture dat someone edited and put our vp head on it...I actually saw the picture here on Nairaland

Loading Of Cos



quote author=vizkiz post=35779361]if I take my hard earn MB download this video and e no make sense...I go swear give you op


Airforce1....whey your video? [/quote]