₦airaland Forum

Op no lie abeg...are u naijasinglegirl?

For example Tattoo?

thesicilian:
This will only prevent me from talking to another candidate. It does not prevent me from several other forms of cheating which I dare not reveal here

EG Tattoo?

thesicilian:
This will only prevent me from talking to another candidate. It does not prevent me from several other forms of cheating which I dare not reveal here

Our dear nairaland mods especially the politics section mods please and please unban ngeneukwuenu ooo we are missing herhim already

Ngeneukuwenu how Fr na Abi why u no dey comment again,please tell us which network u dey use or fit sell cos I'm sure alot of us here won't mind sending you 100 naira recharge cards, let's assume 100 out of US send u 100 naira card each that's 10,000 so you can buy one techno, subscribe,buy powerbank and use the rest of the money to buy rice 1 derica,grinded pepper 1000 and 10 Jerry cans of water from aboki..

Ngeneukuwenu ntor

they'll soon tell you it's not rivers election


Ngeneukweunu how market na Abi dem Don ban u ni?


quote author=Praisemelody post=43743864]Amechi hw far?[/quote]

Na u be our presido for human and EM EM se* adventure for nairaland na

tosyne2much:
Hehehe shey me I corrupt ni?

Keep on dreaming u hear...


quote author=sorextee post=43738864]one day, it would be Bill Gates, richard branson, Dangote, PICTURED, with Samson (me).
soon and very soon. [/quote]

Wow beautiful... But dat skirt will sow skirt and blouse plus shirt and trouser for ay

I swear u corrupt pass tosyne2much

JideJamez:
pervertish comment..... But seriously time to enjoy ladies twins .. Is btw 14 -19(south west) 9- 14(north) 14- 16(east & south south)

Hbd to her but na wa ooo she's 15 years and her twins are already heading south Why dem no relax small na

That manwoman in black suit and flat shoe is ngeneukuwenu [right][/right]

$250,000*199 equaks 49.750m naira chicken change

Her game plan: 2019 is around the corner... Politics in naija is an investment scheme

quote author=tpiar post=43730560]why not help her find a more convenient job in addition to dashing out money, however, is Linda a bank, with the way she's giving out cash anyhow.

what exactly is her game plan, because obviously if its just about dashing out money ceaselessly, the cash for don finish.

How is she making the money back?

and can she not help men in addition to women? [/quote]

Foreign women can cheat for the world,what am I saying self; they won't see it as cheating but as a norm I mean they will tell you right away that they need another Di** or pus** and you dare not say no.

If you're a Nigerian man definitely you'll hav friend's and fam who will visit u(even if u live in pluto ) this might not go well with most foreign women and they'll tell you str8 that those ppl are not welcome into ur home even though her fam or friends can visit every seconds.

Oga chk very well most of our brother's are usually marrying the so called foreign people cos of the benefits which is PAPER and cos they know the value of our Nigerian women,they'll still go back and marry a Nigerian woman back home if na lie ask most of our eastern brother's or most of our Nigerian men in Europe.


Well I'm married to a foreign woman from Jupiter

Greene66:
A foreign woman can cook. Even if she can't, I can hire a cook and she will learn. Man shall not live by bread alone.

Nigeria women are not homely they see it as by force to get married so they are not groomed. Besides a foreign woman is also homely.

A foreign woman does not suffer in silence like Nigerian women. If you mess up as a man she drops your ass. So if you want her around don't mess up. Be a good man you are supposed to be. That's no excuse.

A nigerian woman is not hardworking. 60% Nigerian women are jobless. A nigeria woman only want to reap and not sow. Foreign women are hard working

You can count the beautiful Nigeria women but cannot count the beautiful and intelligent foreign women with phds and mscs. ..

Thank you

The is why the president cannot stay here, he said. According to him, staying here in Nigeria is like an army general who in the face of war remains in the bunker.


Did our information minister really made the above statement?? Before you apply for something you should make your research, if this has been done I'm sure apc wouldn't put in much efforts to win the election.. How can our president be staying abroad?

Yes it's veey possible, if you add 500k to it you can even get 2 rooms penthouse extra so with 7m you can build 8 bedroom duplex with penthouse


Op all jokes apart,I ain't an expert but that amount can't build u a 6 bed duplex... AT least Budget 3m for decking,1m for roof,u sef do D calculation na!!!

Bros you wicked I swear lol



You never know the true story though but to me that old olori fine pass this new one sha


quote author=prettysolid post=43705391]So he likes new things, na Im in wan go marry overused and over panel beated tukunbo.[/quote]

Stop been foolish,here and hear ain't a typo error and it has different meaning its and it's is an error and you might fail to understand this since you're gullible, stop mentioning me in ur post and stop proving them( those that defined u chest beaters as lousy and archaic ) Right.


quote author=Naija9090 post=43714227]

All the same...it's" it's" not "its". Very narcissistic fellow you are...you absolved yourself but refused to absolve me of the same computer error? SMH[/quote]

Lol me sef no mind one oooo

desire222:
Since he is rich, I've asked him to lend me some money to buy one for my self. Maybe, just maybe, he gonna comply. Lets wait and see

That's typo From my keypad all the same here is not hear

Naija9090:
It's " It's" not "its". Agbaya!

I purposefully refused to make the correction...smart folks know I might "hear".

You don't need to give the impression that you don't live in Nigeria and stop the oppression, it's ppl like you who frustrate others into commiting all sort of crimes in exchange for money.


$120 is around 50,000 naira and the minimum wage is 18000,please tell me(putting into the consideration: high cost of living in naija) how easy is it for everyone (some even living less than $1) to all have a laptop or are you willing to provide it for free?






quote author=RichYoungNigger post=43706181]This is 2016.
Are there still people who don't have laptops ??

The last time i checked, HP stream 11 laptop was $120[/quote]

This is frustr**** Ngeneukwuenu

Its hear and not here

quote author=Naija9090 post=43692406]I suspect SE is working discreetly in preparation for Biafra restoration. Massive development everywhere! We will wake up one day and here that SE is no longer part of Nigeria. Kudos to the Governors minus Okorohausa.

The guy below me is a yoruba...envious as expected![/quote]

Op please upload pics of ameachi eating breakfast and lunch today if possible the one of him using the gents

Ngeneukwuenu go Don dey pee for body now...wait and hear her say apc lost cos this man resigned from the race...i like this nan courage... Soon you go see am as an official

[but Ben Bruce no even sabi u na!! So loosing or gaining respect vice versa ain't a big deal..

quote author=OneManLegion post=43679874]It's now Buhari's fault that corrupt civil servants in the oil servants hurriedly went on strike because they fear the effects of the unbundling policy on their thievery.

Meanwhile, this Ben Murray Bruce has totally lost my respect. I mean, totally.[/quote]

U can ask Google

OsusuMustFlow:
if you ask me, na who i go ask?

Oh OK then you're not that aggressive man from shagamu who lives in the UK, I swear that one is worst than kemi olunloyo

agarawu23:
UK ke!
Na alagbara dey live there.
I live in middle east.

Nawa oooo, una case is true definition of how diseases are been spread...u Mrs A has a bf(b), b has another gf(c) and c as another bf (D) and who knows d might have another girl(e) and so on and so forth just imagine the sex train between una self and just one careless person and u are all done


quote author=Bbsharon post=43664312]


Not like I really know her, he told me about her and she has a boyfriend presently who is far from her. But she is in same school with my boyfriend and am in a differnt school too. So that's why am confused if she is just his side chick or my competitor?[/quote]

You're right u know,,,are u still in d UK?? I suppose enter for easter ooo


quote author=agarawu23 post=43684972]lol
You need to stop taking Nl serious.
How many abuse?
How many insults? For Nl
But if I log out, I am done. Therefore I don't keep grudges.

It's well....[/quote]

Bros u Don abuse me sometimes ago oooo lol but I no know sey we be omo iya..All the same alafia rawa ooo

agarawu23:
lol
Emi ti sagamu wa o
Omo a b'ile Ijebu Igbo remi wa
Wey mo fo Ijebu gangan re ni oruko "agarawu" ni?
So kan tan lo ilu eko laye awon babanla eni

Not good in writing ijebu . lol