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Romance / Re: Groom Calls Off Wedding After Discovering Bride Visited Her Ex (pics/video) by justplainpaul(m): 6:22pm On Dec 04, 2023 |
Confirm jeromestarks: |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Epic Dating Advice by justplainpaul(m): 3:58am On Sep 22, 2018 |
He was on a long thing so he got an epic advice
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Career / Re: Name The Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by justplainpaul(m): 8:39pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
PAULOCORP |
Business / Re: Lady Flaunts Money She Withdrew From ATM, Says "I'm A Money Spender" (Pics) by justplainpaul(m): 10:15pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
This one just fall herself hand... People dey flaunt pounds and dollar bills, this one dey flaunt weak weak 500 naira bills 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Guy Disgraced In An Attempt To Defend Nigeria by justplainpaul(m): 6:57pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
The hussle na for real o. Anyhow e be ogoro must jump! |
Crime / Re: Guy Disgraced In An Attempt To Defend Nigeria by justplainpaul(m): 6:22pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
That Dog miller weh dey claim humor and hardcored, if boyz use better Yoruba chem and ogume hold am, him go pay tire till him die. Boyz no dey smile o! |
Crime / Re: Guy Disgraced In An Attempt To Defend Nigeria by justplainpaul(m): 6:08pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
Samkmery:. Correct Baba! Your pick up sure? I need picker for dubai o? |
Education / Re: Delta State University In Pictures by justplainpaul(m): 1:18am On Jun 04, 2017 |
cyndylove64:. Do u know glory in psychology 100l? |
Education / Re: Delta State University In Pictures by justplainpaul(m): 1:16am On Jun 04, 2017 |
I rep desu |
Literature / Night Of Mischieves by justplainpaul(m): 12:34pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
I can still remember that night like it was yesterday. An off-campus hostel in one of the universities in the Niger delta area of Nigeria. “Make una no worry, the beans go soon done” said Brown. “Hope say you put enough oil?” I asked. “You no trust me again, enough oil dey am” Brown replied me. We were all gathered outside the hostel waiting for the beans, all seven of us boys. I, Brown, Desmond, Wizzy, Miko, Starl, and sir Patosky. We were gathered around the beans with a big bowl of pap mixed with enough milk and sugar. We descended on the food like a park of wolf on a prey. Some students were cheering us on while others were rebuking us. A gentle guy called ‘Jeep’ wanted to join us but one of the students advised him not to. A few minutes after we ate the beans, I started feeling funny, I was very excited and I started singing, free styling, as in forming my own songs in the afro hip-hop way and people were cheering me on. In between songs I was making one speech and the other, and people were laughing at what I was saying hysterically, especially Miko, he was laughing beyond control, his laughing was not normal. By the time all these events started unfolding, our hostel became a comedy central. Sir patosky and Wizzy had already gone because they lived at different hostels from us. Starl went inside his room and was raping and making weird noise. Brown and Desmond were standing like soldiers, laughing beyond normal to whatever is being said. At this junction I know you must have clued in that the beans was no ordinary beans. The beans we ate was cooked with igbo(weed). Out of the blue miko stood up and dived to the ground, then started swimming like a pro. Laughs of different kind were heard from different corners of the hostel. I became afraid then for miko and us because, by this time, the reality that we are extremely high on weed and about going mad had sunk in. Out of the blue again, miko while being rescued by Brown and Desmond, stood up and ran towards the gate, fortunately, Brown and Desmond caught up with him and brought him back. Even though Brown and Desmond were high, they were more experienced at taking weed, so they were not disturbed much by the weed. Starl and jeep rooms were close to each other, so they were good neighbours and friends. Starl met with jeep and was asking him all kinds of weird questions, “Jeep, is this my room?” “Is it normal for my room to be moving round and round?” “There is a ghost in my room, how can I kill it?” Jeep was very worried and annoyed at his friend’s predicament. He confronted Brown and was speaking grammar, demanding why Brown gave his friend Igbo beans. Instead of Brown giving him answers, he started laughing hysterically which also brought laughter from every corner of the hostel. At this point Starl was displaying, he brought out a sheet of paper and started writing – Mom I’m very sorry I have disappointed you by eating beans with igbo and going mad. Forgive me mom. When the letter was read out by other students, echoes of laughter was heard again. After the commotion, Miko started dancing and I was dry-humping one of the pillars of the hostel and was singing at the same time. Not far from me was one of the chambers of the hostel, Jess and Uba were sitting on it discussing my insanity like I was not there. Jess said to Uba “That is how a guy I know in agbor went mad after eating beans cooked with weed, till today he is roaming the streets of agbor mad.” “Well, I just pray say this my guys no go mad o, because this one don dey pass be careful o.” replied Uba. What they were saying was like a wakeup call for me. But even as I try to stop myself from behaving insanely, I couldn’t. In my mind I was like “So na like this I go take mad, me weh be first son.” Miko was being chased by Brown and Desmond as he ran all over the hostel. He was caught and was taken to his room where they gave him a bath and milk to drink. After that, his sanity was brought back a little. As for me, I went into my room to sleep it off but I couldn’t, my room was turning 3600 . Later, deep into the night, when everybody was asleep, we heard funny noises from the last room of the hostel. Who was making such noise? |
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Made Your 2016? by justplainpaul(m): 5:11am On Dec 24, 2016 |
Mad over you - Run town Hola Hola - Sugar boy Pana - Tekno |
NYSC / Re: Corper Covered In Blood Takes Selfie After Surviving Road Accident (photos) by justplainpaul(m): 3:25pm On Dec 23, 2016 |
For women, mumulity na normal level. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "Soundcity Won't Employ Me, They Said Dark People Are Not Attractive" by justplainpaul(m): 11:58pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
Soundcity no wise, even though you no dey light skinned, them no fit consider those bobies |
Politics / Re: Buhari @ 74... Drop Your Wishes by justplainpaul(m): 7:50pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
may he die a painful death. 1 Like |
Health / Re: 9,579 Lagosians Tested Positive To HIV In 6 Months - LSACA by justplainpaul(m): 3:29pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Jayceon:Na story you dey find. |
Health / Re: 9,579 Lagosians Tested Positive To HIV In 6 Months - LSACA by justplainpaul(m): 2:53pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Jayceon:Are you on drugs as usual |
Health / Re: 9,579 Lagosians Tested Positive To HIV In 6 Months - LSACA by justplainpaul(m): 12:16am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Jayceon: Guy, how e take dey do you? |
Health / Re: 9,579 Lagosians Tested Positive To HIV In 6 Months - LSACA by justplainpaul(m): 3:52pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
May we no turn another south Africa o 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: Housewife Stabs Female Neighbour Over Adultery (pics) by justplainpaul(m): 3:48pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
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Lolz |
Crime / Re: Housewife Stabs Female Neighbour Over Adultery (pics) by justplainpaul(m): 3:56pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
Afonja people! 7 Likes |
Crime / Re: Boy Tied In Lagos After Stealing Phones And Cash (Photos) by justplainpaul(m): 8:06pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Future anini 3 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Buhari Congratulates Trump, A Nigerian React. by justplainpaul(m): 9:27pm On Nov 13, 2016 |
Buhari got an epic reply from after congratulating Trump. Nigerians got no chill. |
Foreign Affairs / Buhari Congratulates Trump, A Nigerian Reacts. by justplainpaul(m): 5:39pm On Nov 13, 2016 |
Buhari got an epic reply from the Goddess. Lala help ministry. |
Crime / Re: I Bought Two Human Heads For N10,000 — Herbalist (photo) by justplainpaul(m): 11:22pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
NCAN reporting from delsu in abraka. They are all afonjas, people who lives in brown roof houses and also have cone shaped head and tribal mark. Over Out! |
Culture / Re: The Rolls Royce Ooni Ogunwusi Visited Ekiti With (Photos) by justplainpaul(m): 6:39pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
_*I don tire for all this yoruba women. self......Naso I wan go visit someone for togate at ibadan. On my way goin, I felt so tasty. then I saw a woman selling Zobo! I asked her in english if its cold? I notice that the woman does not understand english . Nah so I con ask her in yoruba ( in ibadan accent) that "Mama, soboyin tutu?" Nah so d woman reply," Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE LOMA GBONA IWO OMO RADARADA YI, Plz shey nah abuse I abuse d woman*. Happy weekend to u all 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buhari Visits Brigadier-Genera Aliyul In A Hospital At Berlin Germany (Photo) by justplainpaul(m): 9:14pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
Baba goslow u for shake the general from the other room na. Abeg do come back b4 you disgrace us again. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: "Stop Misreporting Buhari In Germany" - German Reporter Tells Nigerian Media by justplainpaul(m): 6:57pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
The only president that thinks he can hit the ground flying.
That does not know budget padding.
That thinks women belong in the kitchen and the other rooms. To be continued.... 6 Likes |
Family / Re: Nigerian Men In USA, Killing Their Imported Wives From Nigeria. by justplainpaul(m): 2:20pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
Some women deserve to be beaten and killed to make the world a better place. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs For Germany (Photos) by justplainpaul(m): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
He get wetin him sabi do again? 1 Like |
Family / Re: Nigerian Men In USA, Killing Their Imported Wives From Nigeria. by justplainpaul(m): 2:06pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
foladara777:You're very stupid. |
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