only 2m?

lemme book space first before going to search for her

they do. They won't go to the hospital to report it cos they are not sane. I've seen so many of with numerous skin diseases. They do fall sick

marshalcarter:
you're highly levelised
Ma mama sey I be Ibo

haha, funny guy

books space as usual

marshalcarter:

So onye is umu nnunnu


Shey na the op?

na Op na. Umu nnunnu na all these jonsing girls out there

marshalcarter:

Bros...wetin cum bring dat 1 naa...which kain talk be dat I talk to you wey u go dey insult me ...mind yaself der oo

i was only saying that a typical igbo guy n'agba egwu uche every single time, cos its all about the doe, onye ji igu ka ewu na eso, meaning the goat will always follow the person with the palatable goat meal, referring to them gold digging hoes

marshalcarter:

Bros...wetin cum bring dat 1 naa...which kain talk be dat I talk to you wey u go dey insult me ...mind yaself der oo

no misundestand me o, abeg. Theres no atom of insult in that.

s. Lemme go and prepare my comment

bloggers all about traffic like road safety

Dey wan be like linda ikeji cos d money plenty

Ife analu adi easy, ife analu di mighty

Adon blame dem maka obodo bulu igwe ndi bi na ya bulu agaga

Jus wanna edge 4 glory like lady gaga

We no wan carry gun we jus dey find careles maga

Don't care who d baga be cos baby need some new prada

Plus i need to see her fada

Pay her price and take her to my mother

city tough, niggas tougher, despiter d suffer, we waxing stronger

Pay per click, G plus

Saving like some jesus

Govt still dey track us

On top say dey jus dey milk us

Ndi ara

Egbe eligwe gbawa ha

Oku muonso chuba fa

Anyi ga na agbago

No matter d embargo

Fmartin:
am waitin. Hope u go bring jollof rice fr me

nairalanders go dey come visit u wella

marshalcarter:
Make i leave ma container wey dey apapa cum dey fyn woman? Mba kwa..na lie u dey lie


Mua tubata ma containers..umu nwanyi gana chuarim mm

obulozi egwu uche ka ana agba, hian! Obu onye ji igu ka ewu na eso. Lekwa nu umu nnunnu a

Fmartin:
how na

you will find out soon

Fmartin:
Ladies and gentlemen, i really want to know if it is wise to call your bf/gf on your dad's phone.

Yestarday my gf called me on her father's line.

Is it wise

very soon you'll be visiting nairaland from kirikiri prison.

and they end up being decieved due to very high expectations

big dog, but somehow he looks the part

'WE WILL' - FUTURE TENSE. Start from somewhere nigga, a year already passed.

buy her 50litres of fuel

boys are nt smilin sha

thats normal economics

NobleAngell:
So now what's gonna happen to the already made men? If we don't marry them, who then will? You want them to remain single and die alone? No! That'll be unfair.

with a microphone* - nobleangell actually have a point here. Give her 50litres of fuel

midehi2:
love conquers everything, whether poor or rich

hunger neva nak u akpako, the love go diminish

That's an ideal girl. They don't exist in reality. Although a few number of girls show minimal deviation from the ideal or perfect girl. Mathematically it can be stated that,

Rg = n*Ig

Where Rg represents a real life girl

Ig represents the ideal girl (such as the one defined by Op)

n is the specific deviation factor ranging from 0.1 to 0.99, the lower the value of 'n' for any girl the more useless the girl tends to be.

The value of 'n' can be determined or obtained using a very complex non-linear langragian function which is beyond the scope of this study. But to make things easier i can give you a software that can help you deduce the value of 'n' (justycxx' constant) with ease, And also calculate how useless or valuable your girlfriends are, etc

And suddenly an elect student gets IT placement at PHCN and they want to teach him how to switch on the high tension.

Are U saying that Buhari is dea..d?

Op, i think phealz is right.

Nawa o people sha

Op is totally right. There are qualities i must see in a woman that will make me want to live with her forever and there are things i will see in her that will make me decide that i can't even attempt to take her as wife. I can only flex for the moment or maybe try to talk her out of them but if it doesn't work i will keep balling with her knowing fully well that it's only for the mean time. So Op was right. All a guy needs is just find the things he's looking for in a woman and not find the ones he hates to see in a woman, next thing on his mind is marriage, sex a million times has got nothing to do with this.

go to the 1st page and read what hatchett posted. I'm saying the same thing.

the next time you'll be hearing such astounding stories, look closely it's gon' be me.