would return it if i'm chinese, but since i'm nigerian i will keep it safe with me

this forced marriage is getting very close to divorce

about to check location so as to affirm my assertion and random inference that he's from the north, the same place the other daura clumsy old pa hails from. Lemme quickly go and check Name and Location

2016, april 14
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phoney

Sgwash:

Baba tell urself d truth kwanu...

baba check out gionee E8 specfication and tell me the truth

LORD HAVE MERCY. Anyway lemme book space and then wait for crazy comments

Smart41:
1.Can you cry under water?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall of trees when they sleep?
4. Why is it called building when it is already built?
5. When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
6. “I Love You” is not a question then why does it need an
answer?
7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?
8. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
9. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
Are you also confused??
Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers don't drink their own
water. Trees don't eat their own fruit. The Sun doesn't produce
heat for itself and the moon never goes on a honeymoon.
Living for Others is the Rule of Nature.
Be each others keeper and God will reward you abundantly.

trees feed from part of the food it produces, birds wont fall cos they stay in the nest, well glues will require some amount of oxygen from air to stick, which is not inside the bottle, for me i only say thanks when you tell me you love me, and wont even answer if you ask me if i love u cos i know love is a scam on us by nature just to avoid extinction, the pizza ish, lets call it a round peg in a square hole.

StunningCEO:


iPod zoological member sported... ...I thought you people said chibok girls was a scam..is cnn a scam too

it's a scripted play. Cnn may not know about that part. But chibok girls is a movie anyway. But it's time to send them home to their parents and take undue and undeserved credits. APC sha

N'golo kante cos he occupies the remaining 29% not occupied by water.

shitty, crappy
#hoe_beater

surprisingly? How?, we saw it coming. Barca is only a hyped team with some shitty overrated MSN. MSN ko SMS ni

i think the one that played it for nollywood played it better. lol

scam of the century

bring back our babes, we are suffering babes scarcity alongside fuel scarcity. This is gradually becoming unbearable. 2 most important commodities -babes and fuel. #bringbackourbabes|#bringbackourfuel. Infact #bringbackourcorruption. Also #bringbackourpresidentfromchina

daniska3yaro:
I no go ever regret as far as I screw her,make she turn skeleton no be my pocket.
Niggaswithnoregret#

nawa o. Hahaha

Nicolars:


Lolz, bro I dey vex ooo
No come my side oooooo

We lost, bad yh!

buh dey no d carry champions league back 2 back na. Abi u 4get?

Nicolars:
1 goal each 4 MSN quote me anywhere

bro ah don quote you o. your msn don turn to sms

gionee E8 is better than that thing

Obinoscopy:


The answer is:



Congrats Gaddafithe2nd, you're obviously the first among the 10%. You should be answering Gaddafithe1st and not the 2nd

those 11's not noticeable. thats more like a puzzle

op this is nigeria

Oforleta:
fink the answer is 'one'

with all ur phoney u stil fail dah simple math. Answer is 12. Ref:BODMAS

12

grabs a cushion. Waiting to read comments

OP where were you when she had no shoes?

sucess001:



But he was using the nice 'first class' plane and car during the time of war...

u expect him to fly commercial? Its risky when u consider that he's targeted

i saw it coming. Counter thread coupled with sewing needle

sucess001:


You are apparently young. else you would have known the living state of the igbos when ojukwu was living large...

That was as a result of war.

bring him out, it's not a cattle ranch. No cows there

Jadekitana:

Spacebooker

chipt for me