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Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by juwoonn(m): 3:08pm On Mar 30, 2015
We will miss the great clown...mama piss
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi To Kogi West Senatorial Seat - Daily Post by juwoonn(m): 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
doctormalik:
let's hope he has learnt his lessons and repented. But to me Dino Melaiye is still a bad market, the neutral accord candidate would have been better. I just hope and pray they work on the kogi-kwara road this time around. The road is one of the worst roads in Africa.
Politics › Re: Princess Stella Oduah Won The Anambra North Senatorial Seat. by juwoonn(m): 12:20pm On Mar 30, 2015
She will still account for how she managed d aviation sector...we never forget d bullet proof BMWs
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi To Kogi West Senatorial Seat - Daily Post by juwoonn(m): 11:11pm On Mar 29, 2015
princeisah26:
Yagba Federal Constituency, the PDP Candidate Hon. Karimi of the PDP has just been declared winner.

In Kabba-Bunu/Ijumu Federal Constituency, PDP Candidate Hon. T.J Yusuf has also won.

Hon. Buba Jibril of APC won the Lokoja/Koto Federal Constituency.


Dr Emmanuel Egwu of PDP won Idah/Ofu/Ibaji/Igalamela-Odolu


We await reports on:

Dekina/Bassa
Okene/Ogori-Magongo
Okehi/Adavi
Ajaokuta
Omala/Olamaboro/Ankpa
This is not possible...The Accord candidate "erukutu" Ganiyu Abudulsalam won Yagba Federal Constituency

No be lie we dey lie here...we are sincere and serious..pls be too
Politics › Re: Election Result So Far In Kogi State - Daily Trust by juwoonn(m): 10:55pm On Mar 29, 2015
From my LGA in yagba east, kogi APC WON with a very wide margin..pdp agents just dey vex. dey generally rejected dia own copy of d election result..u'll see when inec release d result. D whole of kogi na 4 APC..

God bless GMB/PYO
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi To Kogi West Senatorial Seat - Daily Post by juwoonn(m): 10:25pm On Mar 29, 2015
IYANGBALI:
hmmmmmm,na so smart dey useless?
Very useless, corrupt and rude...
He just dey pack all our money go invest for kwara state ni...while his senatorial constituency deteriorates..

Above all...he is very rude..
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi To Kogi West Senatorial Seat - Daily Post by juwoonn(m): 10:20pm On Mar 29, 2015
tsalmjohn:
Haba.....Toyin Akanle...a.k.a Idéra de
Well fought contest...
Samuel John
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi To Kogi West Senatorial Seat - Daily Post by juwoonn(m): 10:14pm On Mar 29, 2015
Acidosis:
Not really.

A large percentage of Kogi West folks (Yoruba) ignorantly voted APC.

The Igalas being the majority are PDP, but majority would vote APC because of BUHARI's religion - moslem.

Ebira, will also do same because they're mostly moslems.


IT will take another decade for that state (my state) to witness true democracy.
U dey craze...

We didn't ignorantly vote for APC....we deliberately voted APC and we're happy we did.. Bleep pdp and d mumu mad governor that always owe us salaries

We need change..we got change.. Smat Adeyemi go and rot in ur Ilorin with ur stupid money
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi To Kogi West Senatorial Seat - Daily Post by juwoonn(m): 10:03pm On Mar 29, 2015
Guseh:
The senatorial candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, for Kogi West Senatorial District, Hon. Dino Melaye, has defeated the incumbent Senator Smart Adeyemi to represent the senatorial district at the upper chamber of the National Assembly.

According to sources, Adeyemi, a candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, came third in the race as the Accord Party, AP, candidate, Hon. Sam Aro, came second.

There has been popular clamour against the candidature of Smart Adeyemi in the elections, with many people accusing him of not adequately representing the senatorial district well.


http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/29/breaking-dino-melaye-beats-smart-
Smart didn't even came 3rd....he came 4th
Toyin Akanle-sdp also beat smart..confirm
Politics › Re: Jega And APC Fault Fani-kayode’s Pdp’s Victory Claim by juwoonn(m): 8:51pm On Mar 29, 2015
APC just wining anyhow in kogi with wide margins... Surprise is hitting Jona and his goons
Smart Adeyemi don loss senate...who go give am 3rd term, when we no mad.

The only PDP candidate I'm supporting is Akin Alabi..good luck 2him.

Sai Buhari
Politics › Re: Card Reader: We’re Vindicated – PDP by juwoonn(m): 12:13pm On Mar 29, 2015
The card reader in my pu worked perfectly well..some AP0 1 doesn't knw how to use it ni
Politics › Re: Election Results With Pictures by juwoonn(m): 10:35am On Mar 29, 2015
My polling unit in kogi;
Presidential
APC..208
PDP..50

Buhari dey clear all units
Politics › Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by juwoonn(m): 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2015
Buhari clearing my unit in kogi @d moment...sai baba
Politics › Re: How To Vote According To INEC (Video Inclusive) by juwoonn(m): 12:10am On Mar 28, 2015
Op..u're not up to date, but u tried sha..
It's PO, APOI,APOII and APOIII...not PO,PC and PA this time.
Business › Re: Football Betting System That Guarantees No Loss Of Bet Capital And Steady Profit by juwoonn(m): 5:36pm On Mar 26, 2015
SolutionTipster:
Big lesson coming here soon
Nice job bro
Politics › Re: Photos: Tinubu Sharing Money In Amuwo Odofin by juwoonn(m): 1:28pm On Mar 25, 2015
I really didn't see any money in that man's hand... Besides I couldn't verify its actually Tinubu..PDP and their lie lie wahala sha ...diaris godu oo
Education › Re: Students Protest Alleged Attempted Rape In FUTO (Pics) by juwoonn(m): 1:15pm On Mar 25, 2015
I don't understand.... Its still very sketchy
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Eligibility Suit Suffers Setback, Adjourned To April 22 by juwoonn(m): 10:53am On Mar 25, 2015
Lol..
Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by juwoonn(m): 7:27am On Mar 25, 2015
babyosisi:
This is a mild taste of what you will experience if you end up marrying her son
It is up to you what you do with this revelation.
Tell the son how uncomfortable you are about this and that he should warn his mother to desist from that crude behavior
Warn his motherhuh Doesn't sound like what I'll be comfortable with.

There sud be a better way to present the matter to him than just telling him to warn his mum. My wife won't just tÉll me to warn my mum...she always have a better way of presenting it
Fashion › Re: Behold, The Power Of Bleaching! (before/after Photo) by juwoonn(m): 8:16pm On Mar 24, 2015
And d white man will never produce a cream that will darken his skin undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by juwoonn(m): 4:27pm On Mar 19, 2015
EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?
Definitely u'll divorce d rich guy, if he latter go broke..
Education › Re: My Room Mates Brother Sleeps In A Weird Way! Should I Be Worried? (pictures) by juwoonn(m): 8:40am On Mar 19, 2015
Villa peeps @work...

jelili style..

Very strange
Events › Photo: Trying To Do Something Special On My Birthday by juwoonn(op):
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Romance › Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by juwoonn(m): 7:17am On Mar 13, 2015
yawahappens:
Not necessarily bruh, dis life can also be cruel in the sense that most bad guys like me end up with decent and God-fearing girls, u knw?
I don ask God for forgiveness sha cry
I don't think u won't do it again.
I'm scared...dis life seff
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by juwoonn(m): 3:23pm On Mar 07, 2015
codedmax:
I swear punters fit lay curse on merrybet right nw
see games wen don all dey ready play
Saturday of all days
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#chai.......
lol
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by juwoonn(m): 1:49pm On Feb 21, 2015
Jskelly11:
Merrybet and their website on saturday
porting to NairaBET
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by juwoonn(m): 1:16pm On Feb 21, 2015
wish ma fellow punters a greenish day......


#akraym aka afusat is a cheat.. confirmed
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by juwoonn(m): 9:02am On Feb 17, 2015
The 419s, thieves, cheats like akraym.....

Akraym your prick no go work again.. U go wan fnck woman and and ur prick go fail u...if u no do d needful...

#Ole, barao, nyanra
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by juwoonn(m): 7:08am On Feb 17, 2015
LONGFELLOW02:
ok. .
Seen...u can delete ur email address
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by juwoonn(m): 6:36am On Feb 17, 2015
Longfellow shall we have a little discussion in the corner...
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by juwoonn(m): 4:42pm On Feb 12, 2015
LaGaTumuch:
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF PUNTING.

1. Thou shalt not stake what thou canst afford to lose: for this is right. This is the first commandment with promise; that it may be well with thee and thou mayest live long on earth, avoiding HBP and stroke because of betting.

2. Thou shalt not borrow money from thine neighbour to wreck Aunty Bukola. For in the day thou attemptest it; verily I say unto you thou shalt see GOBE.

3. Thou shalt not engage in long (over 10games) "combos" or "Accumulations": for in the day that thou triest it thou shalt surely see RED .

4. Thou shalt have a personal strategy & a targeted Odd each day. That the scriptures might be fulfilled: "He that fails to plan; plans to fail".


5. Thou shalt not chase thine losses; when thou loseth a bet, relax and keep calm for thine GREEN cometh shortly. For in that day that thou chaseth thine loses, verily I say unto you, thou shalt lose more and more.

6. Thou shalt not stake more than 20% of thine bankroll on a bet: 10% to 15% is better thereof. This will help thee should thy bet CAST, thou can recover easily than when thou bet with 50% of your bankroll.

7. Thou shalt always use thine head like Agali when betting. Remember the REDs that Aunty Bukola has been sharing to your brothers with 100+. A combo of odd 2+ or 3+ is enough to make thee be in good profit. "Ojukokoro" kills faster than Ebola.


8. Take heed to thyself that thou makest not the mistakes of thy brothers who useth N50 to bet and expect to win N5million; even the god of punting canst make that slip green because thou believeth in JUJU. Thou shall ONLY use big cash to stake on small odds and not vice versa.

9. Thou shalt not believe in wrecking Aunty Bukola. They have been there since the days of POOL. Thou canst wreck them because thine neighbours will always donate freely & cheerfully to Aunty Bukola daily; for Aunty Bukola loveth a cheerful giver. In the day that thou thinkest to wreck them, thou shalt wreck thyself.

10. Cast not thine neighbour's pick so that the god of punting casteth not thine own picks and also CASTRATE thee too.
The last law applies to Monsuru...lol

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