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My network is bad so I've not been able to upload d very graphic ones bcs of size, but I've been able to update d pics..see d green thing

I really don't know which section to post dis but d moderators can help me move it 2 d appropriate section.

Everyday at 10PM I check my Turkeys and Fowls to see if they had entered their cage, then I lock them up. As I went to d backyard this night I was amazed to see a giant green scorpion staying near one of the fowls. Very GREEN.

I've seen its black, but never seen d green b4. Pls guys always hold a torchlight @night; I think we are in a season of reptiles.

Anyone seen d green before?

My flash made it look like black..its actually very green. I'll re-snap in d morning

Op..you're making a fuss over nothing

BlackTechnology:
For wetin
We go see the English wey GMB wife go speak.

Lol..GMB's wife She is damn good.
So u've never heard her speak? U dey village?

shirazlova:
Im a regular contributor here on Nairaland but have had to create a new profile for the sake of being anonymous

My problem is that all my life I've struggled to make or maintain female friendships due to one reason or another. Distance, change of location, falling out/unresolved conflict, jealousy, fake friends etc.. It's something I'm ashamed of and I often feel sad that I don't have my clique of friends especially now that I'm about getting married. It saddens me that at this time of my life where I'm supposed to be joyous and be surrounded by girlfriends helping me with wedding preparations, choosing a dress etc, I have no one to call on. I've had to shop for my dress alone which was quite a depressing experience. Everytime my parents or aunties ask of my friends I come up with one story or another or just change the topic completely.

My fiancée is very much aware of my lack of friends but he's not bothered by it at all. I'm in my early/mid twenties and I feel so saddened to see other girls my age with lots of girlfriends. I have a big family however most of my cousins are male.

How do I go about doing my wedding with no bridesmaids whatsoever! It'll be such a mortifying experience for my wedding guests and family members to notice I have no friends.
What do I do about this?
I'd appreciate matured responses pls.

I think I knw ur type..u're not too social. Just like my wife, she doesn't keep friends.
Sometimes, life is better without friends.

Friends or no friends, u'll become a Mrs..don't worry; buh if u're d bad type or u like classing ur self this is a warning. Change ur ways asap

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PPAngel:
Kogi mumus

Ludicrous imbec!le

On my wedding day..25 minutes to when I should be in church..I drove out in boxers and singlet..my little groom lost his left shoe and the boyz were eating on d upper floor... I took him to d junction to get Aba made 4 him. So any thing is possible at anytime

enoqueen:
Seeing her self, u go no say na local girl.

See as she black.

You are a ruinous and ludicrous imbec!le,

So a black girl is local?
Ode!

Pishure nko?

tpiadotcom:
did you?






Opolo is not eaten, how any times will this be repeated on the thread?

Then we are on the same page.

tpiadotcom:
^ i think i know frog as oyon.

the other name, konkoo, i may have heard it before but i'm not sure its commonly used.

U're very correct..some call it oyon while others call it konkoo

tpiadotcom:
konkoo is not that familiar per se, but opolo is the word for frog or toad, not sure there's a distinction between the two, although there might be sha.

Did u grow up in the US?
Toads are not frogs. The former has poison glands while the latter is edible

Chubbiehills:
toad is konkoo, frog is opolo.
op, the edible one is toad.u find dem in swampy areas and they usually make noise at night

Oga go and do proper research..
Frog is oyon..edible

Toad is opolo poisonous and not edible

ChiSun27:
Never knew frog is edible...

Frog is edible

Toad is poisonous

Make una no go dey chop Toad ooo

ozoigbondu:
Very light sentence don't be suprised if he is out after 3 years

He was even given an option of 3 million

*****spits on judicial system*****

His jail term is just 2 yrs.

2yrs on each of 3 count charges to be served concurrently.. That's 2yrs (he will run 3 different terms @once)

Hmm

@op u no get work o

Weting concern u with person salary?

anonimi:
What goes round comes around.

When Thief'nuibu & co frustrated Jonathan and PDP zoning Speakership to the south west for Hon. Mulikat Akande



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and sold it to Tambuwal, they thought it will never be their turn

Another ruinous imbec!le, you are ludicrous

Wrong section; lalasticlala pls help move dis to d business section

akinalabi:
As a founder of a sports betting business, let me say this. . . AGAIN.

Betting on sports is for entertainment and it is not a business opportunity. I know I will lose customers for saying this but I will prefer to say the truth rather than lead someone on.

IT IS NOT A BUSINESS.

See it this way. . .

Mr A has N1,000 and he goes to watch a movie

Mr B has N1,000 and he goes to have a beer

Mr C has N1,000 and he decides to go to NairaBET. If he wins, its a bonus. If he doesnt, the adventure and maybe the adrenaline is the entertainment that cost him N1,000

At the end of the day, none of the three guys went back home with anything.

Don't bet trying to get rich. Chances are that you WILL NOT. A few have struck gold but its all luck.

Bet for fun. . .

Play with only what you can afford to "dash" someone. Too much of everything is bad. If you bet with all your salary, its bad. If you drink with all your salary, its bad. If you even buy clothes with all your salary it is financial recklessness and that is bad.

Do everything with caution.



You should have kept it as just for fun. Most people keep it that way and they are happy.

I still bet myself. I have accounts in other bookies and I still bet. When abroad, I chill a lot in Ladbrokes or William Hill. But I keep my bets limited to what I can afford to lose.



WRONG! WRONG!! WRONG!!!

D Boss...
You're a good man.. I'm very sure other bookies won't be kind enough to give this kind of advise.
Jeunlo baba but don't 4get ur boi oo!

Nigerians have a bandwagon effect problem..
Must trekking be abused because Buhari gave attention to d first man?
Wish all d walkers luck.

ireneony:
is desmond now a legislator
wen? and how

Chai!
This ur bobby...hen..
Ok, no wonder u don't know Desmond contested and won in d last election.

tuniski:
your head is there jor! That sachet is on request for additional and tea is like 1500naira so who is fooling who? U take water @2000naira and some people are clapping. Yeye

Shoro niyen sha??

Your catastrophic mischievous attitude will ravage you severely.
Untamed savage!

This same Abuja okada riders set a military man ablaze few weeks ago... Nawa 4 Abuja o!

UBA Africard (NairaVisa)

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homesteady:
voted!

Tnx boss..God bless u