₦airaland Forum

Luedave:
op lives in a big forest o. Only God knws d rock he climbs 2 get network

Lol.. Mount Everest

oyin17:
Na inside forest you dey live? only kill snake and scorpion

phellamon:
Oga na Zoo u dey live

kilokeys:
bros where in sambisa do u stay?

Na house o..lol
I don't even understand again.
All those nairaland girls wey I don offend..abegg ooo..accept my apologies oo

Khd95:
Last week-scorpion
dis week-snake
nxt week may b croc or cormodo dragon....

I strongly advice u fumigate ur sorroundings or install security lights around as dis will prevent dos tins coming around.....


Meanwhile dem nearly get ur wife oooo..bt na #Godwin

ehnn i forgot 2 tell 2 burn d snake sef

Tnx

remsonik:
Hmmm....may God save us. I also saw a snake crawl out from my neighbors Gen into the next compound. Op you can try to fumigate your surroundings.

Thanks a lot ma

D blood stain on my tiles

@about 9:30PM tonight; I was returning from the church along with my wife, she had almost held the snake while about to open the door. Suddenly she sighted the black deadly snake and retreated. The snake had entered d net door and was resting on the door handle near d knocker.

I did the needful.

Last week I killed a green scorpion @my backyard but the thread didn't make front page.
Warning: this is a season of reptiles and its cohorts, pls always hold a torchlight and watch carefully @night

Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove

Florblu:
of course I am

Upload dp make I see queen Florblu

lalasticlala:
Tiwq Savage's husband just posted the picture below with the caption below. Could it be that Tiwa may have given birth to a baby boy?





https://instagram.com/p/2tnhN-xpvm/

Congrats sweety

falconey:
Three indigenous armed robbers between the ages
of 20 and 25 were caught after robbing and killing
an Akwa Ibom businessman. They also succeded in
dispossesing him of his cash while visiting yala
(okuku mkt). The thieves were caught and burnt by
angry youths.
For the youths the court is a long distance! See
more photos after the cut:

http://9javibes.com/9ja-news/horror-jungle-justice-in-uyo-graphic-photos/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Cc lalasticlala

Gboliwe:
Where the hell is Yala (okuko mkt) in Uyo?

IbokUtoroh:
I tire o, cos memi dey uyo n havent heard of that kind market for here not to talk of this news.
op u dont just search bizarre news n post it online, pls wherw in uyo is dis ur yala market?

This story should be questioned? I served in Yala.

Okuku, Yala is in cross river state and d topic said Uyo, and Uyo is in Akwa Ibom.
Na wa o!
I just hope dey're not innocent. Bcs no body border 2 find out how dey were caught.
Okuku, Yala is like 4 hours drive to Calabar, its closer to Benue though

irunoobo:
ojukwu is good looking and his manhood lives on

Do u wanna fell his manhood?

Florblu:
This man is ugly even on his wedding day Chai! Owo o mo ago

Na u beautiful?

emekachimek:
That soldier must be a coward. I did NYSC. No amount of rudeness would warrant beating up someone, even to loss of consciousness. If na my relation, we don hammer be that cos I'll make big fortune out of his life by the time we r done in d court

How much do u think d soldier collects annually? Wey u don hammer! Mtchew

My alma mater

clevvermind:
i was going through my sister's phone, and i saw indecency films. i just feel like smashing her head that moment. i just manage to hold myself. i was very angry with her cos i don't want her to be watching such things. i should be the only one watching such films. i don't want her to corrupt herself. she is just 20.
please, what should i do to her? what punishment should i give to her.

@20yrs of age?

Oga pack well abeg.

gwales:
Dangote my Role Model!!!

Na wa o!

dhardline:
So he and the the babe slept in the same room...interesting

Where is Ishilove??
I'm proposing to u 4 a walk from Lagos to Abuja... we'll sleep in d same hotel room untill we arrive FCT

Joshuadon:
None




Pls wats wrong with No 17

I wonder o!
Quite and quiet are two different words with two different meanings but I think d op means some people write quite (to some extent) in cases where quiet (making no noise) should be used

tevinsolt:
Nigga get off the damn internet it's past your curfew.

You sound belligerent.

I know your type sha.. U're conspicuously a cantankerous fellow.

D best answer for u is silence.

Werey!

tevinsolt:
who let you on the internet boy.

Who is this puerile and ludicrous imbec!le??

Calabar-cross river

Yala-cross river

Idoma-Benue

Okun-kogi

Yoruba

English

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

Yeh!
This your behind is making my heart beat fast.. It mesmerized and made me sensual.
grabs vaseline.

By d way, how can I meet u?

How e take concern me?

Bank staffs should also be blamed for carelessness.
I was once in a first bank branch and a staff was giving his platform code digits to another staff openly. The 6 digits are too simple that even if I don't wanna remember, it struck in my brain 4 long

Go for DNA ooo, that kid does not belong to d man

danbrowndmf:
If Money talks,i'm tryna hv mine speak like twister.


Everything we dy face right now go turn story,we will all be rich.

D truth is dat: d bolded is not possible

Not everyone can pay d price

omenka:
"Gloria is lacking behind".

This dude must be one of Nairaland TANoids! I'm suspecting phuckphuckman the illiterate.

Pls what's d meaning of TANoids?

VIPERVENOM:
I guess its safe to say that all girls in unilorin are ugly

Well..u're wrong.

No be by beauty...na by intelligence.
Miss Unilorin definitely can't be a beautiful girl with low IQ.

Kogi state governor....thief!!!

Mumu Wada u dey hear?

georjay:
IGBO kwenu!!!!!!!kwenu!!!!!kwezenu!!!!!!Proudly yoruba!!!! One love. Goodluck to them sha...

Honestly I love d igbo spirit...they are everywhere, paving ways for their generations and making us proud.

Sparkle777:
Na wah oo. My help also killed one in the sitting room 2days back and I ve been freaking out cos I have a toddler. It was as big as a cockroach. Scared me. Am planning how to get 2 bottles of sniper and spraying it in and out of my house.
In all I give utmost thanks to God for sparing my household esp keeping my baby from harm. Lord, am grateful. Thank you Jesus.

Inside d house?? Na wa o!

Na to dey shut d door 247 remain be dat o

byteHead:
Scorpion is not a reptile.
It is an arachnid same class as a spider.

Thanks 4 d correction

OluMighty01:
Dude, I have read ALL THE BOOKS you are quoting from. I even have a motivational book published in Nigeria, and several under my other pen name published on Amazon, but nothing seems to be working any more. I am depressed and suicidal.

Boss..I know how much I realize publishing on Amazon. I have not even been touching my salary for sometimes now. If indeed, u are an amazon publisher, life wouldn't be dis miserable 4 u.

My advice; do not use ur little earnings to gamble. I started accumulating wealth when I cut down gambling on spot. I have not placed a single bet in 2months bcs gambling is ruin.

People like u have d prospect of becoming very rich BUT if you still wanna commit suicide;
Get a rope,
make a knot,
Wax the noose to guarantee a clean slide of the knots,
Tie d rope to a fan,
Get a footstool,
Place d noose around ur neck
You know d rest..

sKeetz:

Really, some nairalanders are crazy. Like dis goat for no reason and it got 22 likes? Na wa o