₦airaland Forum

Shaw007: preciseLy!! I exhibited all dat when i was in high schooL especially #1

steaLing glances and den throwing her the "Bone" face when I'm caught!

J12: 11. He buys you suya while he eats onions.

Ashmark: Childs play......Whenever am asking a girl out,I dnt remember anything that she's saying. Even when she tells me her name, I still dnt remember after 5min or so...Nt me my mind no de dere.

olas2u: Have you not lived in Nigeria,the gov is to big for that,he delegates duties.

olas2u: He maynot be aware of it,he must have put somebody in in charge of publicity

dominique: Back in the days, our corrupt polithiefcians discreetly enjoy their looted funds outside the country or privately in their mansions. Now they're rubbing it in our faces, trying to outdo one another with their wasteful spending. What's happening? What's the way forward, revolution?

CFCfan: No girl will ever reject any guy that says this line: "Girl, you are the cassava in my cassava bread".

franklinjoseph: I shall never be 'friendzoned'!

baqina: Sometimes ago, I proposed to a girl. The first thing she said was
"Let me think about it". After 3 days, she said "have always seen u as a friend",
"Am not interested in relationship for now", "I have always seen u as my brother",
"I don't think we can spend the rest of our lives together", "thank you for
Everything u have done for me", " I know u love me but am not feeling it","May God give u a wife that will love and respect", "I hope this will not be the end of our friendship"
And finally, "can we still be friends".

I have stopped calling and sending text to her since she said ds but almost a year
now, she still calls to ask about my welfare.

try69: I don't woo 9ja gurls..I use the money bait for the hungry ones and stylee to get the classy ones, plus I do these without saying much..woo who? That's so old skool
Btw, thank God for fine boi.

CFCfan: Chei! This is truly a woman's world.
To all the men in d house: if u are rejected by a lady, don't dwell on it too much. As Eze Promoe would say, there are other fishes in d river (Rivers Niger or Mississippi)

hotnadcold: Beyonce and Rihanna are black aren;t they

ItsModella: Excuse me? what is this supposed to mean?

Vikin: ThankGod u admitted, then you are no exception.

At post, Nigeria needs total overhauling.

Rocktation: You 'just know'. There's that quality of your partnership that just makes sense. Those feelings which influence your lifelong decisions, do not necessarily need or even have logical thought as basis, but are often sensed, wholly by your intuition.

shagarri: Majority on here won't read this thread.

There is no D'banj, Tonto, "PIC" or "VIDEO" attached attached to the topic.

Mental laziness should be up there as one of the reasons.

Vikin: Have you enter a cab or bus where the driver drove against traffic? If yes, you are part.

Have you a drivers license in naija? If yes, who tested you?

safarigirl: It's things like this that make Nigeria underdeveloped, in one summary

HotNaijaBabe: Had to go tru this thread all over and it dawned on me that acidiosis doesn't even know what he is ranting about.. 'Love' in this post is acidiosis's idea of 'all he gives a girl in a relationship'.. This acid-mouthed guy may not even bother to find out what his 'gal' wants ..
Cos i still can't reconcile the claim that a man would lose respect by 'loving' a gal or anybody for that matter.
Love is that 'special' feeling, actions and tots that bridges all gaps.. Love will increase my respect for anyone I love( whether I'm in a relationship with the person or not)..

#I dare say that Naija babes have been on the receiving end of several jokes & assertions( senseless, acidic, baseless, horrible, demeaning, clownish and
what-ve-u).. Some guys will gladly call Naija gals so many despicable names forgetting that they have Mothers and female relatives too.. I just wonder when men will begin to see the uniqueness of womanhood . I cringe everytime I see a post like acidiosis's ( oh! The constant insults heaped on Naija gals nauseates me).

Caracta: You are wonderful. God bless you! I had to read your comment over and over again.

maclatunji: Facebook has been linked to 1 out of every 5 divorces in the United States and is increasing in other countries too.
Source: Uberfacts

xynerise: Na this things I dey tell Idowuogbo she no wan hear