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PoliticsRe: Corruption: Buhari Didn’t Clear SGF – Presidency by Kachimsicho: 11:34am On Jan 26, 2017
Confused govt. It is well.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Ignores A Man Who Said A Lot Of Nasty Things About Nollywood (Pic) by Kachimsicho: 11:32am On Jan 26, 2017
Good advice.
Christianity EtcRe: One Of The Victims Who Lost His Life At The Collapse Reigners Bible Church (pic) by Kachimsicho: 8:04am On Dec 12, 2016
Pharaoh9:
SMH
The people who survived will still go to church or do thanksgiving and thank God for saving them without knowing God failed them
What is this one saying?
PoliticsRe: Church Building Mishap: Akwa Ibom Governor Orders Arrest Of Contractor by Kachimsicho: 8:03am On Dec 12, 2016
tosyne2much:
Please did the pastor of the church also die?
Read he's in hospital too, leg amputated. Saw the photo last night. But lets hear what the contractor had to say. They watch word should always be work safe otherwise don't. So much innocent lives wasted because of rushing the job to meet up with date. Let it serve as a lesson to others. Heard they rushed it to meet up with the date.
PoliticsRe: Ondo: Tinubu’s Absence At APC Rally Makes No Difference – Lalong by Kachimsicho: 8:57am On Nov 22, 2016
Seems recession has gotten to them too. All of them absented based on health ground except Buhari. Even the brroms they used were not looking good, I think they were ill too. grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Social Media Our Greatest Nightmare- Lai Mohammed by Kachimsicho: 8:53am On Nov 22, 2016
Did he say nightmare? Buhari pls wake him. Its too eraly for him to doze off.
Car TalkRe: FRSC Generates N1.6bn From Fines In 10 Months by Kachimsicho: 8:02am On Nov 22, 2016
Unimaginable123:
just went to VIO, gave them my passport and details. And they called me the following day and gave me d license.
Though I have the real one now after Road safety collected my 3k
Its really fake dear. Hope the one you have now is from FRSC office. That should be the temporary one till the original is ready. It is well.
CrimeRe: Photo Of Nigerian Deathrow Convict, Chijioke, Who Will Be Executed This Friday by Kachimsicho: 10:00am On Nov 17, 2016
jolomiurenyi:
Oboi, u wicked ooooo.
Which one be RIP in advance?
grin grin grin But he must have been getting those since 2007. He must have even wished himself RIP on the day he was caught. Well, he chose his own DOD(date of death) the day he decided to play with fire. I join the train to wish him RIP in advance. At least he's had enough time to prepare for his death. Not everyone gets that grace.
CrimeRe: Police Needs Your Help For Exact Location Where Young Boy Was Burnt To Death by Kachimsicho: 9:18am On Nov 17, 2016
They're feigning ignorant. How on earth will they not have known the location. I saw the video on facebook yesterday evening and the reporter said it was ongoing. Do they want me to believe they never got to know in time? From the video, you can even see people gathered to watch a 7yr old being burnt to death. God will punish all of them in their actions and inactions. What did a seven year old steal that is worth his life? These are devils in disguise, they live among us and we think they're humans. Police investigating after the poor boy's life has been wasted is even more annoying. Only God knows the pains that boy went through before giving up the ghost. May God receive his soul and comfort his parents and family.
Car TalkRe: FRSC Generates N1.6bn From Fines In 10 Months by Kachimsicho: 9:11am On Nov 17, 2016
Unimaginable123:
My 19k dey inside. 10k in gwagwalada Abuja. 3k on enugu-ph expressway. 3k at federal secretariat Abuja. 3k on kaduna-abuja expressway.
I'm waiting for police to release theirs
You be real offender ooh. Ah, 4 times withing 10 months? May be its high time you went for defensive driving training. grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: FRSC Generates N1.6bn From Fines In 10 Months by Kachimsicho: 9:08am On Nov 17, 2016
Unimaginable123:
no be my fault o. Different excuses. Cracked windscreen. Fire extinguisher. Expired tyre.
The worst is the one they said that the drivers license I got from VIO was fake
It could be unless you're sure you did it online, and went to FRSC office for capture. They might collect your money and ask for your passport. So confirm the route you went. Did you visit their office for capture? Did you get an sms from VIO to visit for collection? Did you present evidence of tax payment or pay tax at VIO office before it was released to you?
Car TalkRe: FRSC Generates N1.6bn From Fines In 10 Months by Kachimsicho: 9:05am On Nov 17, 2016
rabex123:
Nawa ohh.. Where all those money dey go??
TSA. So lets ask FG to publish annual financial report so we'll know how it was spent. I doubt we'll ever know.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Government Awarded Deceitful, Ghost Projects — Presidency by Kachimsicho: 9:03am On Nov 17, 2016
Enough of this blame game already. Buhari should get to work and stop delaying us. What's the need telling/reminding us about what we already know. Very soon we''ll read EFCC is investigating the past projects. We will never get to know the outcome. How far with Dasuki gate? Any update till date? Who is fooling who?
FashionRe: Girl Wears Dress Made With Poly Bag by Kachimsicho: 9:00am On Nov 17, 2016
Madness at its peak.
BusinessRe: We Are Investigating MMM Ponzi Scheme — EFCC by Kachimsicho: 5:21pm On Nov 16, 2016
EFCC again?
How do you investigate people that are out of your reach? You want to investigate an online platform that its server isn't even in your country?

Wake me when you round up the investigation. Waste our money from the time of Buhari regime.

My money, my investment, my life. How does it concern EFCC?
RomanceRe: Man Grabs Fiancee's Butt In Pre-Wedding Photos: Media React by Kachimsicho: 5:15pm On Nov 16, 2016
I didn't see any grabbing.
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Probe How I Spent Bailout Funds, Fayose Tells Senate by Kachimsicho: 5:05pm On Nov 16, 2016
Ziggyblaze:
Mr man whether loan or not, d bail out funds is meant to pay salaries owed not chop i chop. wen will nigerians wake up and stop supporting pple deceiving u
You already condemned the man without knowing what the money was used for.
FG should wait until they're ready to publish their annual reports. We're still in November. Problem with this country is misplaced priority.

Nothing again has been said about budget padding, may be you all have forgotten.
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Probe How I Spent Bailout Funds, Fayose Tells Senate by Kachimsicho: 5:00pm On Nov 16, 2016
I'm yet to read where it was stated that FG will verify or monitor the expenditure of such fund.
And why are they in a rush when the guideline stated financial year end. Pls read the first line again. Are the states already asking for renewal before the financial year end? I'm yet to read or hear such request.
donodion:
This should answer your question

The loan will be given over one year and will be extended to the states after they have met 22 conditions. Read the conditions below:
1. Publish audited annual financial statements within nine months of financial year end.
2. Comply with the International Public Sector Accounting Standards (IPSAS)
3. Publish state budget online annually
4. Publish budget implementation performance report online quarterly
5. Develop standard IPSAS compliant software to be offered to states for use by state and local governments
6. Set realistic and achievable targets to improve independently generated revenue (from all revenue generating activities of the state in addition to tax collections) and ratio of capital to recurrent expenditure
7. Implement targets
8. Implement a centralised Treasury Single Account (TSA) in each state
9. Have quarterly financial reconciliation meetings with federal government to cover VAT, PAYE remittances, refunds on government projects, Paris Club and other accounts
10. Share the database of companies within each state with the Federal Inland Revenue service (FIRS). The objective is to improve VAT and PAYE collection
11. Introduce a system to allow for the immediate issue of VAT/WHT certificates on payment of invoices. Review all revenue related laws and update obsolete rates/tariffs
12. Set limits on personnel expenditure as a share of total budgeted expenditure
13. Biometric capture of all states’ civil servants will be carried out to eliminate payroll fraud
14. Establish efficiency unit
15. Federal government online price guide to be made available for use by states
16. Introduce a system of continuous audit (internal audit)
17. Create a fixed asset and liability register
18. Consider privatisation or concession of suitable State-owned enterprises to improve efficiency and management
19. Establish a capital development fund to ring- fence capital receipts and adopt accounting policies to ensure that capital receipts are strictly applied to capital projects
20. Domesticate Fiscal Responsibility Act (FRA)
21. Attainment and maintenance of a credit rating by each state of the federation
22. Federal government to encourage states to access funds from the capital markets for bankable projects through issuance of fast- track Municipal bond guidelines to support smaller issuances and shorter tenures
23. Comply with the FRA and reporting obligations, including: No commercial bank loans to be undertaken by States;
Routine submission of updated debt profile report to the DMO.


Read more: https://www.naij.com/860586-fg-promise-give-states-n90bn-loan-gives-23-conditions-list.html



In Nigeria, State administrators such as Fayose, have no regard for ACCOUNTABILITY.
PoliticsRe: Obiano Boarding A Commerical Arik Flight From Enugu To Abuja (pics by Kachimsicho: 4:53pm On Nov 16, 2016
Was he the only one flying? I can't see any other passenger around.
BusinessRe: Heritage Bank Is Not In Distress-CBN, Heritage Bank Rubbish Rumour by Kachimsicho: 4:41pm On Nov 16, 2016
There's no smoke without fire. Time will tell.
HealthRe: Doctor Assaults Registered Nurse At Abaji General Hospital Again by Kachimsicho: 10:39am On Nov 16, 2016
batstan:
angry
Nurses are arrogant in Nigeria.
They care less about the patient.
Did you even read the comment? From my experience most doctors in govt hospitals care less about their patient. That's why most people try to avoid govt hospitals. They're well equipped but their i don't care attitude is alarming.
HealthRe: Doctor Assaults Registered Nurse At Abaji General Hospital Again by Kachimsicho: 10:36am On Nov 16, 2016
Chrisrare:
d nurse must hav made her point in a disrespectful manner dat provoked d doc.
Even at that, nothing warrants the beating or raising his hand on a co-worker.
So if it was another patient, what should have happened. We ought to control our actions else our actions will ruin us.
FamilyRe: Housewife Beaten To Coma For Investing Family Savings In MMM by Kachimsicho: 9:13am On Nov 16, 2016
ikbnice:
When the money come yield 30% after 30 days, I wonder how the man will beg the wife back.
That's if she survives. The man better start praying she makes it.
CareerRe: Buhari To Fire 6000 Workers In FAAN, NAMA NCAA by Kachimsicho: 9:08am On Nov 16, 2016
adadadon:
He assured that the government will continue to weed out unrequired personnel in the system, stressing that President Muhammadu Buhari has already given his approval for proper restructuring to take place in all the agencies.
Where will they be required? This is major reason crime remains on increase in the country. When you send someone home without anyother option, what do you expect? When God wants to punish a country, He gives them wicked rulers.
PoliticsRe: Obiano Begins Rehabilitation Of Enugu-Onitsha Express Road by Kachimsicho: 9:00am On Nov 16, 2016
Good for him, people have suffered so much on that road. From Onitsha to Awka alone will take about same time going from Onitsha to Benin. I pray he's serious about it as we know campaign is around the corner.
PoliticsRe: #BuhariMustGo Trends On Twitter by Kachimsicho: 8:55am On Nov 16, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Why do they want him to go now? So he would claim he would have succeeded in bringing the economy to good level if allowed to finish his tenure. Buhari till 2019. They said he was a better choice, lets see who'll be the best choice in 2019. #Buharimustcompletehistenure#
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Probe How I Spent Bailout Funds, Fayose Tells Senate by Kachimsicho: 8:49am On Nov 16, 2016
ayindejimmy:
Bailout fund is not State allocation
That is the terms and conditions
Was there an agreement on what to actually use the fund for? And was it agreed that FG will verify the expenses(accounts) thereafter.
As far as rule of law is concerned, they have no right to oversee any state expenses. Mind you, the bailout fund will still be deducted from their allocation just like a loan, so don't think FG is giving them for free.

It is actually left for the concerned states to decide what they want, so if Ekiti insists they want to follow the rule, the FG should let them be.
CareerRe: Borehole Accident Kills 3 In Onitsha (Photos) by Kachimsicho: 1:07pm On Oct 27, 2016
uwagimboo:
But what about the guy that received slaphuh abi the evil spirit is gaseous in nature..
When you find him, i'll like to know the truth. May be he doesn't know what slap looks like.
CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photos Of Davido's Daughter In School by Kachimsicho: 12:51pm On Oct 27, 2016
unclezuma:
What is it...Post Celebrities Illegimate Babies Day?

grin grin grin grin
Davido's kids NL day. grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Army Orders For Made In Aba Boots by Kachimsicho: 12:43pm On Oct 27, 2016
comshots:
Are they durable?Their soles are not of good standards.
There's only one way to find out. We await your answer to your question. cheesy
FamilyRe: 8-Month Pregnant Woman Dies One Month After Her Wedding (pics) by Kachimsicho: 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2016
so painful. May God rest her soul.

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