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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sample CV by kachnov(m): 3:54pm On Apr 10, 2015

please send to solidsam7@gmail.com, need to cross check with mine.

Politics › Re: The War Against Boko Hram Video part1 by kachnov(m): 10:34am On Apr 10, 2015

Misogynist2014:
j

see ya life? grin

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Politics › Re: The War Against Boko Hram Video part1 by kachnov(m): 10:33am On Apr 10, 2015

Good will always triumph over bad.

Travel › Re: Mistakes Made In Non English Speaking Countries by kachnov(m): 1:08pm On Apr 08, 2015

razortruth:
I slaughtered my christmas goat outside with Awka made knife and before i knew what was happening,my white girl friend had called 911 and the cops took me away.The dead goat was the exhibit and my girl friend the witness of the charge against me which was;cruelty to animal.I pleaded guilty,i didnt even understand the language.I merely nodded

911 and you couldn't understand the language?
I hail thee bro.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Notore PLC #graduate Engineer Trainee by kachnov(m): 11:20am On Apr 08, 2015

faith2ogesco:
any non che ENGR?

Yup,my guys invited were mech. Engr .

Politics › Re: Governorship Polls: Jonathan Warns Against Intimidation Of Nigerians by kachnov(m): 9:54pm On Apr 07, 2015

A conversation between myself and femi(my Yoruba paddy)

cc Oba Rilwan A.
grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware: Nigeria Custom Service Job Scam On Linkedin by kachnov(m): 9:34pm On Apr 07, 2015

ellad2k4eva:
I guess others that got same message might have one or two things to contribute.

Some will do it OYO ,so they could quickly land the job with less competition.
He will add you by himself,and contact you first.I guess he's targeting unemployed fresh grads.
sad if anyone falls for this.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware: Nigeria Custom Service Job Scam On Linkedin by kachnov(m): 9:30pm On Apr 07, 2015

ellad2k4eva:
Wahala dey naija ooo. And i can bet people still fall for scams like this oooo.

Cc uboma, davide470
Fp pls.

Yup,greedy illogical people And non-NLers grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware: Nigeria Custom Service Job Scam On Linkedin by kachnov(m): 9:21pm On Apr 07, 2015

ellad2k4eva:
@ kachnov , i went tru his connections n i could see very important personality, makes me wonder if those people were also impersonated or they are real people thinking they av d real customs CG in their connections.

Yea,I also pondered on mine.Since he had well over 500 connection and is impersonating the ministry of works perm sec,he could as well pull off some contract scams with this gimmick.

FP mods,to save the unsuspecting populace.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware: Nigeria Custom Service Job Scam On Linkedin by kachnov(m): 9:08pm On Apr 07, 2015

ellad2k4eva:
Yeah, d perpetrator is impersonating a real person. Thats d customs CG name n d profile looks much like the CG is the one operating it. I don reply d idiot with curses from igbo, hausa, yoruba plus ibibio join. I hope people dont fall for if outta desperation.

Yea,mine is impersonating the perm sec of the min. of works.Thank God for NL,I don't see myself falling for cheap scams even if its from a Barack Obama profile.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware: Nigeria Custom Service Job Scam On Linkedin by kachnov(m): 8:46pm On Apr 07, 2015*

The moment he said I should contact a so-called recruitment officer,I just knew it was a scam .
The sad thing is,he/she is impersonating a real person cus I checked up the profile on google.

Guys be careful,apparently more than one profile is being impersonated on LinkedIn .

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Notore PLC #graduate Engineer Trainee by kachnov(m): 8:36pm On Apr 07, 2015

faith2ogesco:
Heard invites HV started rolling in
.how true is DAT biko

Yup,two of my guys got the invite.
None for me yet...fingers crossed.

Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Yoruba Boy Visiting Ibo Girlfriend by kachnov(m): 5:19pm On Apr 07, 2015

lol

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Wisdomly Response To A Fan On Instagram About Oba Okiolu's Statement by kachnov(m): 5:16pm On Apr 07, 2015

Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kachnov(m): 1:37pm On Apr 07, 2015

franugo:
i don report u o, ur own i 2 know no get part 2

Romance › Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kachnov(m): 12:04am On Apr 07, 2015

hey girl ,you must be tired
Girl: why?
cus you've been running through my mind all day
..
Girl where are your wings?
girl:huh
Cus angels usually have a pair.
..
Hello,do you have an extra sunshades?
Girl:No,why?
The radiance of your beauty is too bright.
..
Girl why are you greedy?
girl:wtf?
Your beauty is meant for three people.

grin

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Oba Akiolu Over Threat To Igbos In Lagos - See Tweets by kachnov(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2015*

Let's not blow this out of proportion,the Oba aired,he won't apologise.Just go ahead and vote who you want .

However such Statements are capable of setting off a chain of unwanted reactions which will blow no one any good.

Never intimidate an Igbo man,Yorubas all over the non-yoruba lands are not forced to vote against their will.At one point or the other,we all go someplace different in search of something.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is It Proper To Quit So Soon?! by kachnov(m): 1:31am On Apr 05, 2015

Tender your resignation citing other reasons not related to the job, e.g health ,allergies etc Its kinda rude quitting after trainings ,because it costs money.

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Politics › Re: APC Members And Traditional Ruler Killed As Gunmen Invade Rivers by kachnov(m): 11:53pm On Apr 03, 2015*

Its amazing how Nigerians and Nairalanders in particular ,jump into the pool of political conclusions,premises and deductions ,slinging the mud of accusations left right and center ..without logical details to back such conclusions and deductions.

smh

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Politics › Re: Photo : Will Mandela's Statement On Buhari Become Prophetic? by kachnov(m): 12:04pm On Apr 01, 2015

Never give up.
sai baba

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Politics › Re: GEJ Now That You Are Gone. by kachnov(op): 7:20pm On Mar 31, 2015

joystickextendr:
hmmm

Yes ...feel free to add yours.

Politics › GEJ Now That You Are Gone. by kachnov(op): 6:11pm On Mar 31, 2015

#Gejnowthatyouaregone
1.16 won't be greater than 19.
2.We won't be setting up committee to look into it.
3.Corruption will reduce.
4.The female Nigerian proxy presidents will cease to exist.
5.we wouldnt be setting up 2megawatts in 6 years
6.Mama piss will spare Nigerians of special English.
7.Next set of presidents will be on their toes.
8.Naira will not be on a free fall.
9.Orubebe will not be bigger than the law.
10.Chad wouldn't come to rescue our military (very annoying!!!)

Alright,10 for now.
Add yours...vent healthily on my thread and say no to post election violence.

Sai Baba
(It is like a dream,never thought it possible)

Politics › Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by kachnov(m): 3:28pm On Mar 31, 2015

A new Nigeria beckons,this Jega man is calm ,wise and love breaks. ;

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Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 3 by kachnov(m): 11:17pm On Mar 30, 2015

This wait is Epic
sai GEJ
sai GMB
sai Nigeria
sai me too

Na only una sabi sai??

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2015 Graduate Cadet Pilots Programme At Bristow Helicopters (Nigeria) Limited by kachnov(m): 8:19am On Mar 30, 2015

Just got the mail, grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies At University Of Benin Teaching Hospital (UBTH) by kachnov(m): 4:09pm On Mar 26, 2015

free land ,had to buy grin

Good luck to the applicants.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Exxonmobil 2015 Graduate /experienced Hire Recruitment by kachnov(m): 4:06pm On Mar 26, 2015

yea I knew this would eventually turn out to be a scam,
1.They demanded for fewer info than a typical Exxon unsolicited application .
2.Exxon won't recruit massively in the face of dwindling oil prices and Nigeria's political atmosphere at the moment.
3.Wont request a dime from you whatsoever ,before during and after a recruitement process.

let's not be desperate,sometimes the signs stares us in the face,but we choose to ignore.As for those tryna dupe unsuspecting job seekers,that's just plain wrong!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: TOP 5 Nigerian Oil Servicing Companies You May Like To Work In by kachnov(m): 2:30pm On Mar 25, 2015

Apart from from AOS Orwell,never heard of the rest.
Its interesting how many coded 'CIA' companies we have in Nigeria ,everything bout them is just classified. grin

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Programming › Re: Build A Mobile App Without Knowing Any Programming Language or line of code. by kachnov(m): 10:08am On Mar 22, 2015

@op can an interactive realtime app be built using this technique? And how can on go about it?

e.g apps like online gaming between two mobile users,where when online both can interact,etc

Nairaland General › Re: Special Codes To Format Text On Nairaland by kachnov(m): 9:23am On Mar 22, 2015

cool

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Romance › Re: Tricky Question From A Friend Ish. by kachnov(op): 8:47am On Mar 22, 2015

Houseofglam7:
@OP, abeg no vex.....

How old una be?
Another tricky question I guess.

Somebody call a taxi for me abeg, make I go house

I find your question irrelevant to the matter at hand. no offense

Romance › Re: Tricky Question From A Friend Ish. by kachnov(op): 11:14pm On Mar 21, 2015

Samiceman:
^^^ Not Intended for dumbos. No offence

wickid

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