2kris:
u c boy d bae dey feel u already.....go break her defence

ipleddge:
why break d defence of girl I no fit date,I don do that before which I later regret

Usjimy:


Same way your monicker was accepted

2kris:
except for distance

ipleddge:
yea distance is very important,how I go dey date person wey I no get hope to fvck soon,se me as ur brother

franugo:


i don report u o, ur own i 2 know no get part 2

ValentineMary:
at least its more acceptable than your's. Wonder if u thought of that monicker after a dynesia.

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

kendraloops:


You made me cry with laughter, thanks. Goodnight.

Crixina:
I couldn't agree more.

dmola:

Sorry I had to do this in public wish I ve a bter way ..ur chubby look kinda appeal to me, hope U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt mind if I chat U̶̲̥̅̊ up .plz!

petkoffDrake:


Bae, I guess u were created on Saturday when God is tired and slept off! then on Sunday he finishes his wok and put more clay on ur backside! wow! sweety, ur close to b called ANGEL.

Aare2050:
Olanike! Olanike!! Olanikeee!!!
Eemelo nimo pe e?
If I wan toast u, noreply me wit such o.
I will just calld angel to reserve to space.
And u will be like 'u n who'?
N I will tell u: its Me n u

digitalembrace:


Glad we could agree on something.

I often say picking a girl up is like dealing drugs. You're essentially trying to administer dopamine and possibly make a junkie out of her. Vulgar analogy, I know, but it's apt. Humor is the most popular delivery vehicle for dopamine but each girl is different and there's often a palette of things that rival humor you can discover and exploit. A mixed cocktail off that palette makes for a more potent druggie. I've met those that get a high off other's misfortunes and others that get tickled by effeminate mannerisms from a guy and some that get a high out of a brash uncouth fellow and ITKs that get their kicks from a dumb guy. 90% of the work is being observant on all cylinders.

Even then, personalized humor is a complex beast to master on a theoretical level as opposed to just going off creative instincts. Being able to classify humor and other features off her palette on the fly, unpack it, identify its salient bits and incorporate all that nimbly in engaging thoughtful conversation is a skill set on its own but when mastered could actually make you a victim of the proverbial "getting high on your own supply" because it really does feel good to identify someone's strings and pull at will.

Totally makes me feel like a creep sha cos when I say "hi" and she's thinking who's this one now sef? I'm running on all cylinders looking for avenues to slip some dopamine and in due time every evoked laugh is a result of a calculated Salvo. Worst part is, all that metacognizant work often gets me more interested in my internal dialog and the process more so than the conversation I'm having. I guess that makes me a narcissist. On the bright side, when I do fall in love, it's with a mental model of a person I assembled, which I feel is the purest form of affection. Completely unrestrained from physical attributes. So I guess that's the up side.

Don't mind me oh, I looked at your profile and saw that you write stuff so I decided to drop my own fantasy. Lol.

SELENAqueensy:
Baby were you injured?
And the girl is like why?
Baby, I mean were you injured when you fell from heaven?

The line to me is very lame tho and it's common

hizaya61:



Maybe na one of those igbo guys selling spare part for oshodi

ipunchbitches:

ipunchbitches:

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

tolusan:
Hi Twaci, you're beautiful and I wanna meet you can I have your contacts...(No pick up lines o, I mean it)

kinibigdeal:


You need to consult the oracle first...ORIGIN101

aNus.co85:


this actually happened to me.................

Me: bawoni,òmó
Omo Ala'ta: mo wapa
Me: *face lookin sad and worried* told her '' i kòn sele pelu fone mi,there is something wrong with my phone''
omo ala'ta: kilo sele pelu fone e? whats wronging with it?
Me: namba e o sin'be, ur phone number is not in it *with a cute paso smile on my ugly area boy face*
omo alata: she laughs and drops the ata wéwè on her head and collected my phone and typed her namba in it.

lanicky:
Lol.

I love her reply.