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Most nigerians haven't made any impact in their previous and present work experience.
It's all smokescreens and resumes inflated with buzzwords.

Imagine a teacher does not know what moodle means?? Some teachers just le cram la pour to their students,no deep understanding of what they teach.

UK is over rated. First of all he didn't make the right call, going abroad without proper enquiries and thorough thought process is like getting a McDonald's burger with no buns.


You are going abroad, your last work experience is a pump attendant. Who will take this one seriously. I hope UK gets more right wingy and voot out all these
le immigrantes.


Back to mud hut y'all crude oil emjoyers.

ogawisdom:
Dangote refinery IPO now moved from June to September 2026

My pops just went all in on this guy. Man picked the phone and called his guy to double the stakes.

I rather get something like spectranet. MTN is pure jiggles when you work remotely.

Audio resume with no records of having an impact in previous experience.



Seems he got plugged in. He's part of the problem in the first place.

Gerrard59:
This is one the reasons I say today's world is that of a woman rather than a man.

A woman who earns her money, lives in her paid apartment, can sort daily bills and now uses a sex t.oy. She is going to have high standards for a man and if she cannot get such, she remains alone.

Women might have higher sexual urges as they grow older, but men need it on a daily basis more than women. Now, these women have toys. [i]What alternative does a 40 year old man has? [/i]Soapy?

Now, if this woman as I've described has more money than her 40 year old male counterpart, she has won it in life.

But the man in the video is largely correct. As a man, you cannot out-do a machine. E didn't dey.

Shmex is cheap in nigeria


It's not hard to dock, lots of nigerian women are ship.


A typical goose is very cheap in nigeria which we see men abroad coming home to get laid.

I'm fit with a bit of tummy . beeer have replaced my six pack.

Typical example of eat the rich.


8/10.

Really good political satire with lots of humor.

Proserpina:
Elections is in few month! Please let this deepthinking and wisdom you all are suddenly pouring out reflect in your campaign and votes.

Thank you

Voting is of no use, all political candidate are basically the same be it tinubu or peter obi.

It's very easy to depopulate nigeria in 48 hours.

twosquare:
For those in USA. Come see curses on social media.

That's because Starlink have seen their gadget become too accessible to every musa and chibuzor so they want to filter certain peeps by making it premium. They may triple charge in future.

Mike Adenuga prefers to keep bagging this turd instead of letting go.

Onegai:
This kid is amazing

Theres nothing amazing about that. Getting good grades in Jamb is no big deal infact Jamb is more easier than Waec.

Baddestguyp:
Wtf are you even talking about?

Are these Netflix korean movies also slop then?

Yes .

Baddestguyp:
The others are definitely not slop.

The number 1 - The Handmaiden is one of the best movies of all time...

The others are really good movies but not on its level.

I could have recommended movies like Oldboy but I assume everyone would have watched them by now

Oldboy is one of the best. The last best korean film is burning 2018.

Baddestguyp:
Wtf are you even talking about?

Are these Netflix korean movies also slop then?

Yes .

MemphitzDgreat1:
It takes someone with absolutely no iota of reasoning and sensibility to campaign rigorously for the re-election of Bola Tinubu

Almost every politician are the same whether tinubu or peter obi. It takes someone with a baked brain that cannot differentiate between political theater.

Baddestguyp:
By the way, here are some Korean movies I absolutely recommend.

1. The Handmaiden - this in my opinion deserves an Oscar. One of the best movies I've ever watched.

2. Assassination - Spy thriller set in the era of Japanese occupation of korea

3. The Last Princess - about independence fighters set in the same Japanese-korean occupation era

4. The Berlin File - Spy thriller about some North Korean operatives in Germany

Only number one is the proper movie there others are slop. The movie was written by the director's assistant a woman which he took all the credits for.

Baddestguyp:
Humint (2026)....7.8/10


Synopsis:
An espionage action film depicting North and South Korean secret agents clashing while investigating crimes occurring on the Vladivostok border.

slop. anything netflix = slop + south korean propaganda.

Once she enter uni, one werey boy will reset your brain and she may go from A1 to D7.

Which rwandan will enter a turd hole like nigeria?? They are not that desperate like ugandans.

dangote isn’t a visionary, he’s just a guy who owns the only shovel in a country where everyone is buried in sand. he literally has a monopoly that only exists because the people in charge are in his pocket. the refinery is just a giant expensive bucket for oil a 19th century solution for a country that can’t even provide enough electricity to run a toaster.

Remote workers gat nothing to give.

meobizy:
Prisons the world over aren’t nice places. Only the Netherlands gives human rights in prison. Many countries refuse to adopt the standard because human perception requires the government to punish offenders. How would someone feel to hear that kidnappers and terrorists are being fed three times a day by professional cooks?

Prison in western countries are way better than ones in third world.


Who do you think is sponsoring those kidnappers and terrorists, it's not your fav politicians, how many of them are in prison??
This is why nigeria will always remain turd .

He didn't do anything wrong.

typical muru, if you are going to troll, at least have a decent opsec and threat model. he's def not first person to troll.

Gerrard59:
Sorry, but I still believe it's a failure of the elites. Water can be piped from elsewhere. It must not be from Enugu City itself, which many have stated is where the problem only exists. There is not science and engineering cannot solve, and certainly basic water supply isn't one of such.

I wonder what they study at UNN Geology and other related departments.

enugu's water issues is not a geological or industrial problem, they is a failure of governance and infra amplified by nigerian inefficiencies.

forget some grand system that will inevitably fail, be looted or become inoperable due to lack of maintenance. the goal should be to implement localized water purification and distribution units for eg industrial grade reverse osmosis and uv sterilization modules containerized. each unit serves a specific district or even a large residential block. each module has its own solar backed power supply ensuring no reliance on the grid.
borehole are bound to fail in enugu, the option is to xplore atmospheric water generation a more expensive but technically feasible backup. each unit is managed by a ledger system tracking water purity, volume distributed and user access via cryptographic tokens. no human operators to bribe or malfease. next get sensors throughout the entire water network from the source to the distribution points. start monitoring flow rates, pressure, purity, and leak detection in real-time. greywater recycling to recover and reprocess wastewater. the goal should be to minimize reliance on virgin water sources.


the problem is most politicians are looking for cheaper cost instead of efficent routes.
people have done this in uni as thesis but those thesis are now used to do suya. it's of no use if we cannot put theory into practice. in terms of civilization and technology we are deteroriating as a human race.

johnnyholtby:
Using STARLINK would make you realise how sh!tty our local ISPs are. Having tried MTN fibre or whatever it's called, I can boldly say nothing beats stability. Based on my experience, no local ISP can offer stability remotely close to starlink's. Don't even get me started on the raw speed too.

We live in a world where we need stable and dependable internet. Not even MTN can promise this.

I really hope starlink can make their services more accessible and cheaper, cos on my life, no local network fit compete.

I hope starlink get competition so that i start using something better.

emmanuelewumi:
Don't eat your future, invest in fundamentally sound stocks

untill market crashes, thats when you will learn. everyday for the thief but one day for owner.