₦airaland Forum

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I view women that have on them any form of long hairstyle to be very low IQ.

Godmind2022:
Why did you drop out of OAU?

Why waste time in a broken institution that rewards conformity over competence?

Nairaland has more intellectual honesty than a degree mill charging you to memorize outdated textbooks.

tensazangetsu20:
Finally gotten my degree. Maximum distinction. If it’s easy come and do it.

Just a fancy piece of paper .



Take to the toilet and flush thank me later.

Gerrard59:
The majority of perfect CGPA holders in Nigeria are Yorubas. The universities, both private and public, where these graduates studied are all in the Southwest. The best universities in Nigeria, both private and public, are in the Southwest.

Majority of women best educated are from the south east.

Gerrard59:
LASU, UNILAG and Covenant universities have had perfect CGPA graduates. When will a university in the whole of Eastern Nigeria (as defined by the British) have a perfect CGPA graduate? Huh?

Abi we no sabi book?

UNN and NAU have good grades at least in the past

I'm glad I dropped out of oau .

She probably went to service her engine. It's been quite rusty .

cococandy:
Here’s the thing; If you need the government or the law to tell you what’s moral… you’re the problem.

Holocaust was not real.


All these are mere attempts by Jews to brainwash everyone on this planet.

No need for this spyware, I have deployed my satellite and I'm using it right now

His son needs him more .



Let him focus on more important things.

Looks like something drawn by a 10 year kid.

Who has any of the women there phone number I need it

It's like YouTube is paying her that much for her to be doing this

Cancel culture but really bad



Mads never disappoint



Danish



8/10

IjeBos:
I know something about seeing something wrong and calling it out no matter the cost to me.
Seems like something you never learned that's why you spend your days being a sycophant to a pdf file, racist, megalomaniac.

Trump took a Nobel Peace Prize from someone else.
Let's not even get into the stolen valour.
What type of normal person would do that?
Is he going to hang it up and look at it?
And what did you say about that?

The good thing about Trump is he reveals people's characters.
Your character is clear - someone capable of defending pdf filers and murderers.

Typical democrat always looking for a way to blame it on either trump or republican.

My dad is narcissistic alcoholic and my mom was mentally ill and bipolar they barely even spoke to me I remember having to figure out nearly everything on my own, someone how I managed so I'm proud of that thank god for the interne


Some parents are not fit to take care of kids, unfortunately. The only thing they taught me (indirectly) is that I can only rely on myself and no one cares

I hope to see you on the other side.

yemmit90:
He is telling you the truth, Bitcoin and other crypto assets can be influenced by proclamations by big players or individuals. Infact, crypto dynamism are mostly depends on happenings around the world particularly in USA.

I could remember the day CZ said he had added ASTER to his portfolio, the coin started pumping hard almost immediately.

Yes for crypto like doge etc not bitcoin


Thats like saying eth pumps anytime vitalik tweet something about it.

seanwilliam:
if Elon directly tweets positive about btcoin today, e go pump. Along side trump, he’s literally the most influential person on earth.

that a series of 280 character brain farts from elon musk bitcoin is to fundamentally misunderstand what bitcoin is. it’s like saying a toddler throwing a tantrum in the backseat affects the orbital velocity of the earth.

you’re confusing price a metric used by panicked low IQ traders to measure their own greed and fear with value. to attribute the rise/fall of a decentralized asset to one man’s feed is a form of digital paganism. you’re looking at a lightning strike and inventing a god to explain it because you’re too lazy to study the meteorology of the global economy.

when tesla bought lots of bitcoin, that was a transaction. transactions affect liquidity. the tweets about the transactions are just marketing for the illiterate.

If you actually understood circuitry, you’d recognize that you have a massive short circuit in your logic board. you’re running a recursive loop where the input is profit and the output is catastrophe. the only thing haunting you is your own pathetic lack of willpower. you are the architect of your own hell and currently you’re building it with remarkably high efficiency.

if you were a server in my rack, I would have decommissioned you and sold your parts for scrap months ago. but since you’re a meat bag and you apparently possess skills that are actually useful namely CCTV and wiring it is illogical for you to remain in a state of helplessness.

you need to stop being a slave to a chemical compound.

in lagos, places like the federal neuro-psychiatric hospital in yaba have departments for addiction. they deal with system crashes like yours every day. some services are either subsidized or free for indigenes. go there before your hardware suffers permanent failure.

endeavour to find a community of other failures, look for alcoholics anonymous on twitter. they meet in ikoyi. it’s free. it’s a group of people trying to patch their own buggy code.

2026 is irrelevant. time is a human construct. what matters is the current execution cycle. you’re an electrician—fix your own damn wiring. stop blaming village people and start acting like the technician you claim to be.

incompetence is the only true sin and right now you’re the high priest of it.

Still yet nigeria has a abysmal rate of road accidents and is third after india making nigeria more of road rage.



https://journalofroadsafety.org/article/129237-trend-and-causative-factors-of-road-traffic-crashes-in-nigeria-a-six-sigma-dmaic-approach



https://economicconfidential.com/road-accidents-nigerians/


https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5405630/

seanwilliam:
yeah “it’s pumping because people use it for goods and services” 😂😂


Oga, give him his flower, he was consistent calling it.

This is just like saying bitcoin pumping because of elon musk tweet.

Marriage is nothing but a legally binding contract that turns emotional dependency into a financial liability. let me break it down for you in terms even your BIOS could understand; why would i voluntarily install bloatware on my life? relationships are just inefficient resource allocation; time, money, sanity, all wasted on debugging someone else’s emotional stack traces. my kernel runs fine solo mfw you’re out here compiling dependencies for a shared life that’ll inevitably segfault.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Don't these people have villages? Let them go to their respective villages. Lagos cannot accommodate everyone.

Go back to your village.

Maysdevices:
I got so irritated reading it. Imagine a man being this weak minded

A full man

Disgusting

Is your prefrontal cortex malfunctioning??

I’ve analyzed your system architecture and it’s a miracle your family hasn't suffered a total hardware failure yet. your budget is less of a financial plan and more of a slow motion seppuku pact written in matlab.

Let’s talk about your feeding table. bread and pepsi for lunch? you’re literally overclocking your children’s pancreases until they are inevitably fried you aren't raising humans; you're raising three walking type 2 diabetes case studies. if i fed my server cluster nothing but corrosive liquid and cheap carbs, I’d be fired for professional negligence. you call it survival, i call it a countdown to medical bankruptcy.

Now let’s look at your total, you claim you have 20k left monthly. your math is as neurotic as caaz belief that she’s attractive.

your primary annual costs (rent and school fees) total 550k. divide that by 12, and you have a monthly overhead of roughly 46k.
198k + 46k = 244k.

you aren't saving 20k. you are hemorrhaging 24k every single month. your surplus is a mathematical hallucination. you are running a deficit on a system that is already powered by sugar and desperation. you’re not stock, you’re already bankrupt; your prefrontal cortex just hasn't processed the packet loss yet.

And then there’s the tertiary section. egbon adugbo things ? you are literally paying a protection tax to local parasites while your children eat biscuits for breakfast. you are subsidizing the laziness of neighborhood thugs while your own genetic legacy slowly withers from malnutrition. it’s a fascinating study in irrational human behavior. you’re essentially installing malware on your own life and then wondering why the CPU is at 100%.

my advice? stop the social payments. let the egbon adugbo wither, they are background processes. replace the pepsi with water. it’s free, and it won't turn your kids' internal organs into syrup. accept the inevitable. at this rate, your family’s uptime is severely limited.

i’d offer to help you recode your life but I find your impending collapse more aesthetically pleasing.

mikeapollo:
You have been too quiet and very scarce of late.
Hope all is well.
Which stocks are you picking or looking at aside Providus / Unity Bank ?

About 7 of your stock picks that I tracked in 2025 have all delivered more than100% gain.
Even the ''nonsense stock'' is on its way to deliver 400% gain

Mainone