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D funniest tin is dat,D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ believe bashing islam attract thumbs up frm der god n automatically get dem d ticket to heaven n d painful tin is dat,non is ready to tink deep to sincerely tink abt dis.

Dat moment U̶̲̥̅̊ step in n flies are d one to say"weycome sir" n U̶̲̥̅̊ instinctively chase dem away by waving ur hand(always d left hand) across ur face n respond "no b una own bring me hia,stomach infrastructure must b settled first"

Each n everytime I read dis,I feel pained cos I will b missing out. M scheduled to b on afternoon duty dat sunday.av bn longing to av dis moment bt Allah knws best.
In heart,I will b wit U̶̲̥̅̊ guyz n I op to catch some gist of hw d event went.
Ma salam

After yesterday's trashing,our nigeria ladies are gradually shifting ground,...looking towards d direction of german hair.

After d 2nd or 3rd goal,d commentator was like"is scolari trying to hide in shame or what is he doing?" n sincerely,d camera captured scolari confusedly trying to hide his head under d bench roof.I couldn't laff it all

Dis guy wey mess must b of d devil.asking questions after releasing d blast dat easily reminds one of hiroshima nagasaki bomb blast.lolz

He came to my house yesterday,begging to follow me as I refuse giving him my twitter handle. Come see as d guy dey beg,D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rub body for ground wit him tie on.

pigin: Thank God I'm a Christian n not the other religions that bury their dead in less Dan 30mins

Do U̶̲̥̅̊ delay d burial of someone who died so young? Do U̶̲̥̅̊ also keep a VERY young dead body(jst like d 2yrs old boy) in d mogue? Don't U̶̲̥̅̊ bury on time too? n who told U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ can't wake up like dat young boy(whom U̶̲̥̅̊ are using as a point of reference)after some days?
Yeye comment.talk of double standard.
Una for D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ delay to bury d person wey die young jst as una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ delay d burial of person wey die old at least,2 of dem get d same chance of waking up back to life.

Linda said I am hell bound if I keep worshiping n believing d one true God.D one dat created jesus(as), his mum and d linda herself.
She said my decision not to worship a man who was born of a woman will lead me to hell.
She said I won't see paradise.
The revealer said my choice not to always av an image of a man wit thorns on his head whom I can easily picture on my head whenever d name of God is mentioned,is an extremely bad choice.
I leave linda for d invisible one God to take care of.

"Go n die"night of crusade

D worst dat could ever happen to any breathing creature,is opting to serve he dat was born of a woman.
Till death,I forbid dis disgusting decision!!!
Yurk!

babylolaroy: i was going to 'yab ' you before buh when i checked your word spellings and your constructions, i knew at once what went wrong

To counter your notion, i tell you categorically that Wallahi by Allah, the punishment for apostacy is with Allah not death penalty. That theory of killing apostates is purely academics taught in school. Its not in practice. I am a sharia law student so am telling you from shariah law perspective that Quran says it in so many places that for the apostate is ...adhabun shadeed...the most grievious punishment..it didnt specify. That means their punishment is with Allah. All oda things involving death and all can only be implemented in a pure islamic state, which is nowhere in existence not even saudi Arabia...thus i submit that nobody will kill an apostate. Anyone who stays, stays and anyone who leaves, leaves


wallahu a'lam

And U̶̲̥̅̊ tink ur xplanation will make sense to dos who are avin comprehension problem?D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ will never accept untill U̶̲̥̅̊ tell dem jst dat tin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ want to hear.we can all see d lies as usual.alhamdulilah U̶̲̥̅̊ are a sharia law student who knws has her fact n details.

Pedro Amada: . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah aba mallam we have uncountable muslims but we do not announce because its not for the church but for God and some of this new convert try to keep to themselves because they are often killed in the north, some of them ended up being murdered by their own people why are you allowing yourselves to be deceived and brain washed

U̶̲̥̅̊ av a perfect trait of bn a future pastor(if U̶̲̥̅̊ r nt yet).Your ability to cover d truth wit ur left hand n shout on top of ur vioice on d pulpit wit d aim on enriching ur acc is so obvious.dat u believe or show hw trained U̶̲̥̅̊ av bn to deny d truth is notin to lose sleep for.dos igbo guyz av chosen to serve d invisible one tru God n not a nailed man.hw is dat so hard for U̶̲̥̅̊ to accept.jst accept tins n put ur mind at peace brother.

rockbuoy: @Ibanga Point of Correction! We dont give our live to Mohammad but to Almighty Allah. We r nt like u Christians dah worship Jesus.

@rockbuoy.free him,not dat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ don't knw,D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are only finding it hard hw possible it is for us not to b "man serving man" but"man serving God".U̶̲̥̅̊ can only give what U̶̲̥̅̊ av.my own God is invisible n can never b captured n nailed.

Pedro Amada: Its a shame on muslims hahahahaha how many convert do we get in our church every sunday? We do not announce or broadcast it because they are not getting converted for publicity stunt or for money as the case is with this one but for there soul to be saved. Muslims like showing off their services to allah , they like to make a big show of things which they claim is for allah but its all hypocritical. If these guys are doing this for God or for righteousness its won't be broadcast because its truly for God buts its either a movie as Some times muslims are told to dress like christians and like the south south folks or east and show up for publicity. But this definitely is NOT for God

D same way a lady on hijab was told to "shout aleluya"after she claimed to av accepted xtianity on christembassy prog dat was broadcasted on national tv.if truly its a show up,free it for God to decide.clear d timber in ur eyes first.

what is d fuse abt?does bn from d igbo tribe stops d mind from choosen what is right? D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are few among many who never allowed bn an igbo,deny dem of d opportunity of accepting d one true faith.
Personally, I av observed salat(prayer) behind an igbo muslim imam at coconut bustop on ur way to apapa.we r proud of der choice.welcome to al-islam.

pembisco: Chei evrtin abt islam is direct opposite of christianity, they open eyes whyl praying nd we close our eyes, they kill non muslims whyl we lv evrybdy. Ther founda muhammed was a bigot who out of lv for power came out wit d religion of piss.

And U̶̲̥̅̊ tink d man who eats,drinks and sleep as U̶̲̥̅̊,who U̶̲̥̅̊ serve as ur creator will b glad seeing dis from U̶̲̥̅̊. Obviously,u are one of dos who knws notin abt xtianity.shame!

Pls what can I do to see d eclipse tomoro?

Gradually,d eclipse is comoting

Is dis not d same guy who claimed he was a member of boko haram?saying all sort of tins abt hw der leader use to invoke spirit prior to d time of der operation.
He said tins like hw dey use to drink blood n eat all sort of concursion. i could remember hw alot of nairalanders shouted"prasie d lord"lolz
Inshort,no b only enugu d guy from see maye catch,d guy catch enoff for nairaland too.
Daniel for smile to d bank wella had e b say e knw of certain site for naija-nairaland.
Mumusssssss.

The Enugu Command of the Department of
State Security (DSS) Friday paraded a 35-
year old man, Daniel Danboyi, aka 'Shuaibu
Shehu Rabiu' for allegedly defrauding
churches under the guise of being a former
Boko Haram member and convert from Islam
to Christianity.
The State Director of Security (SDS), Mr.
Victor Duru, who paraded the suspect alleged
that the said Damboyi had been going about
with a false testimony, deceiving people and
duping them in the name of religion.
"He claims to be a renounced Boko Haram
member who has converted to Christianity".
Duru said the suspect started his deceitful
life way back in 2001 in Christ Apostolic
Church (CAC), Durumi- Area 1 Abuja.
The SDS said that before the suspect was
arrested on August 28, 2013, he claimed he
was invited by a Pentecostal church, the
Spoken Word Church in Awka Anambra State
to serve as a guest speaker.
Source:www.thisdaylive.com/articles/sss-parades-fake-bokom-haram-suspect-in-enugu/162603/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Wen a certain prince in saudi arabia was reported to av converted to christianity,it hit d front page n many xtians here had a filled day.none of u guyz said d prince was never a true muslim but wen dis lady converted to islam,all we r reading here is"she was never a true xtian"
My brother,i beg just laff am pass make we dey go jare

REALITY101: You have nothing reasonable to say do you? Ode

Calling me ode because I drew ur attention to how disappointing Your frail knowledge base is?
Mr Reality,I can only laff at ur ailment-rear stupidity.
Pls stop d barking n help save d pple around U̶̲̥̅̊ some late night stress.hypertension might b knocking at d door.Doing more to improve is all i beg of u.
Again,ur best is extremely ordinary.
101 ? I see!

pesty100: Pick an eleven year old girl


Screws her in the name of islam

Pls if U̶̲̥̅̊ are having an unimaginable urge to spew nonsense,pls kindly open a topic n pour d aftermath of ur fustration in there. We are speaking abt decent here.
@op.thanks for serving as a reminder.

So many av turned demselves into religion e-war soldiers,hoping dr creator(as D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ believe) would consider dis as a move of righteousness n wipe away der sins.I can only laff.
D relieve of many is to participate in d bashing of islam,calling it names n downplaying what a lot in d muslim world has done to reject dis inhumane act powered by dis terrorist.
Call islam any name,coin it as U̶̲̥̅̊ please,wish negative news abt islam as much as U̶̲̥̅̊ can.We will NEVER EVER backslide.we stand chim like zuma rock.
@ deouls n macklatunji n d rest,Remember D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ will never believe U̶̲̥̅̊ untill U̶̲̥̅̊ tell dem jst dat tin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ will forever want hear abt islam.
Salam!

eminikan soso: This prayer from Sheik Kamaldeen Aly Adabiy RTA to Moulana Sheik Raheem Abata (Oniwasi Agbaye)
24 Rakats
12 Salamons
1st rakat; surat fatia and any Other surat
2nd rakat; surat fatia and any Other surat
1st salamon
Allahumon soliala seyina muhamadin waselim 33, Astagafurullahi 33, Alhamudulilai33, Lahilla illalahu 33
Bismillahir Ramon Rohim 1000.
This you repeat for 12 times and total 12000 Bismillahir Ramon Rohim
Offering #20 * 7 plus 7 sachets of salt to 7 beggars
This prayer I have try and withness the good result.
I swear by my life

An alfa once told me to do something similar.I only laughed(in my mind though)wen I left,I said to mysef"hey alfa,U̶̲̥̅̊ jst spoke to d wrong person".I dnt subscribe to tinx of such

[quote author=y-fo]its people like u that steam up the ugly flames of ethnic and religious divide in this country...your myopic reasoning just makes u wanna lash out at things u haven't given a chance to understand or appreciate (islam)

what aspect of this thread has anything to do with muslims but u just look for any chance to spew rubbish about them and people u don't understand...if the muslims start talking about christians, u would be the first to accuse them of being a satanic sect and here u are doing the exact same thing.


#in conclusion, its people like you who make me ashamed to be a christian @ times...stop being a hater and try minding your own business[/quote]He is a kid n if he is of 18 n above,den shame to his mental strenght n age dat couldn't work together.

*LABORATORY REPORT*
Ailment Name: Internal Madness and Intestinal Dislocation.

Cause Of Ailment : Over consumption of unripe ugbua,laced with matched flies-infested groundnut.

Symptom: patient threatens governor of lost of children.

Cure:5 minute romance wit JTF
Thanks.

Mama saturday!I beg help me bring pillar of life(garri)come n dat cold pure water wey I buy.
saturday! Saturday!! Ya play don too much.oya take dis muritala,go mama apaman house,tell am make she sell 2 capsule of hope(groundnut)for u.I beg run before person faint hia,time no deyyyyyy *yawn*