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At his age, my A1 score for his fitness level.

Kai!!! So no b today orubebe don dey do everything possible to spoil him name by himself, for himself n to himself. Orubebe d usein bolt of Mr otueke lolz

How some pple wey neva even do work as "Night- watch" go dey open mouth dey tell how a whole chief of army staff d way to do him job dey make me wonder.

Fayose shouldn't stop there. He should go further by over-feeding us with what he has achieved. its unbelievable how pple jumps to d high heaven, lavishing endless praises on a man who relentlessly feed his gullible camps wit nothingness.

Dis is d 2nd time Ayo will b governing d pple of Ekiti. Let him concentrate on gud governance.

Now I c y reason for dis

... Special Adviser to the President on Media and
Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, said in a text
message to our correspondent that the PDP has
yet to recover from the beating it received from
Nigerians during the last elections.

He said, “PDP has got to a LEVEL OF PARANOIA .
While we ignore their rantings, we also
sympathise with them because they are still
reeling from the bloody nose Nigerians gave
them at the polls."

“It takes a long time to recover from such
buffeting, and that is why they imagine vain
things.”
www.punchng.com/news/pdp-presidency-trade-
words-over-dss-aibom-invasion/

... Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, said in a text message to our correspondent that the PDP has yet to recover from the beating it received from Nigerians during the last elections.
He said, “PDP has got to a level of paranoia. While we ignore their rantings, we also sympathise with them because they are still reeling from the bloody nose Nigerians gave them at the polls.
“It takes a long time to recover from such buffeting, and that is why they imagine vain things.”
www.punchng.com/news/pdp-presidency-trade-words-over-dss-aibom-invasion/

Only d gullible ones wich d past gov elpd created in dia plenty , will fall for dis piece coming from d empty inside of Femi.

I can't forget dis in a hurry.
https://www.nairaland.com/2064379/2015-witches-wizards-endorse-goodluck

Thanks.

Dos food belongs to our enemies . Y would someone even think of consuming such? We can't stand some more mockery before d committee of nations pls. We v had more dan enough hia. Like as 6ft + sing am say "E DON DO US"

Lai Muhammed wia are thou? Just 3 lines of ur "says" will make my evening a near perfect one.

sojious:
guy no kill yourself nah!
at least he declared his asset unlike ur friend who propounded d yam nd goat theory.

To add salt to our injury, He raised his "not so loud" voice on us dat, HE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN. Kai!! Nigerians bn dey hia wheh for dat guy hand.

Dis declaration is well bn felt n understood by d looters. Sincerely, dis isn't d best of news to dem. because d ferocity wey Buhari go unleash on dem go pass thunder strike combined with earth tremor.
If u know any, ask dem... dey will tell u better.

WhiteTechnology:
So what PDP said about APC vandalizing gas pipelines is true


No wonder vandalism stopped when APC won



APC a party built on deceit and supported by gullible zombies.

Its too quick to forget d likes of asari, tompolo and gani adams who were heavily contracted to watch over our gas pipelines. D last time I checked , dos guyz were strong pdp supporters. We can comfortably finger dis as case of "a job not well done" Our money don enta one chance.

The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Power, Ambassador Godknows Igali, on Monday said electricity has been stable in the country lately because there has not been any case of gas pipeline vandalism.
Igali spoke with State House correspondents at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
He recalled that vandalism was the bane of electricity supply during the last administration. He said things improved with the decision of the current administration to double efforts at engaging communities where the pipelines passed through.
This, he said, led to increased gas supplies and improved power supply nationwide currently at 4,600MW.
He said, “The gas is now passing to the gas pipelines and I think that the government has been engaging the communities and the places where these gas infrastructures pass through. “We hope it will be sustained because, like I said, there is a conscious engagement and it’s redouble.
“Redouble means that there was effort and when there was effort and you put additional effort and additional effort, then, it means that you have redoubled your work and that is what is going on. “We saw tremendous vandalism especially before the handover. It has never been so bad.
“But for the past three months, not a single day has had that kind of vandalism. It is our prayer that this will continue.”
Igali explained that apart from President Muhammadu Buhari building on efforts of past government and tasking stakeholders to double efforts, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo had been holding almost daily meetings with power distribution companies on ways of improving power supply to consumers.
He dismissed the insinuation that power supply improved because of increased rains.
Igali explained that the hydro power stations in Kainji and Shiroro contribute just about 20 per cent of the entire electricity and no substantial additions come from there.
www.punchng.com/news/why-electricity-has-remained-stable-fg/

"Elections were rigged in favour of APC" - PDP "Only Nigerians Know Why They Rejected Us"– PDP. Person wey una wan dey twist like locomotive nai unu dey find.

The national leadership of the Peoples Democratic
Party has said only Nigerians are in the position
to say why the party was rejected at the poll
during the last general elections.

It said the rejection of the party was still a
surprise despite the achievements it claimed the
party recorded in the last 16 years, during which
it was in control of the Federal Government.
The National Publicity Secretary of the party,
Chief Olisa Metuh, stated this at a press briefing
in Abuja on Monday.

He was speaking on the 17th anniversary of the
formation of the former ruling party.
Metuh said his party did well by not only
promoting the spirit of democracy in the 16 years,
but by also fighting corruption and promoting the
image of the nation.

But when asked whether with such achievements,
he was astonished that majority of Nigerians still
rejected the party during the last general
elections, he said only Nigerians could provide
answer to the question.

He said, “Only the electorate can say why we
were rejected. We must have made our mistakes
and some of the issues that affected the election
had to do with the people.

“We believe that we did our best for the Nigerian
people and we got the largest number of people
from the diaspora to start business here.
“In those 16 years, we did our best. We created a
system where merits were recognised.
“We created a lot of super rich Nigerians like
Dangote, Oando and other companies. Nigerian
companies now compete with foreign companies
in the oil and gas sector.”

He said it would be wrong to say that the party
created corruption, adding that because of its
believe that corruption should be stamped out of
the country, the party, through the Presidents it
had produced, fought the menace with vigour.
He said this was the reason why anti-corruption
agencies like the Economic and Financial Crime
Commission and the Independent Corrupt
Practices and other Related Offences Commission
were created.

He said, “Was corruption part of our
achievements, no. In fact, anti-corruption was
part of our achievements because we formed and
created EFCC and the ICPC.
“These agencies were created with strict
establishing and operation laws to ensure
effectiveness and immunity from executive
interferences.”

He added that down the years, SERVICOM desks
were opened in ministries and agencies to further
ensure ethical standards in government
businesses.

Metuh added that as a result of this deliberate
policies, human right and business friendly
environment were created and it saw to the
massive return of Nigerians in the Diaspora and
the influx of direct foreign investments into the
country.
www.punchng.com/news/only-nigerians-know-why-they-rejected-us-pdp/

Oshiomole I beg call me for jega numbers if u no get any.

Na leg dem edit put for him supposedly left hand side wey long like dat?
Abi pple no norma again?
D pastor face b like "if pple no show omo gbese re oo.. na to cross border sure pass"

kokoA:
It should be turned into a museum like the slave trade museum. In 20 years time we will be taking our kids there to see what is left of an organization that once made life very difficult for their fathers and grand fathers before God sent Baba to deliver us from bondage after 3 attempts.

Lolz kai!!! U finish dem hia ooo but bro, wht abt d saying dat " lets b our brother's keeper"? dis alone reach to make dia headstrong supporters flee to apc.

The fact is dat the pple were tired of Jonathan ' s gov. If we r to return to status quo den n conduct elections after elections , He(Jonathan) is sure to lose even more votes.

My expectation was to flip from page to page, counting "achievements". But reading just abt 10 lines of wht Jonathan ' s pdp achieved for abt 1980 days n even more is extremely disappointing . *in worri boy voice "Pple brain still norma so? " We need to elp metu out. Sincerely, e nids medical checks.

Dat moment when Buhari stumbles on this part "We supported the president during his
campaign. We even declared free sex when
he won and we expect him to reciprocate
by looking into our plight"

EKE- d quickest word criminals easily find at d sight of someone without facial air(bia bia). na police dem dey refer to. As u know, criminals n police sabi each other wella so if u just hia EKE, my brother just find d next rout disappear n If road no dey, dig ground enta because if lagos police gbab u Arrrggg!!! u go know say lucipher still get human sympathy.

Baba I beg reserve some energy wait wey u go take carry another from me n zara soon.
Make I call zee baby first "my sweet zeeezeee, u dey c ur pahdah so? Da Allah, my blood dey hot, I can't wait anymore argh!!!"

#youknowyourmumisnigerian when she tells u "small pikin no dey eat meat" n u watch her shuttle from her room to d kitchen ceaselessly, accompany wit piece of meat.

When someone believes he has the best definition of "black is beauty"

Marylin oga was a card carrying member of apga or apc or kowa or... abi? Such complain neva came wen marylin oga was doing a job well done for dem prior n during d election.
Pls get dis man kolanut n palm wine n watch him dance to oblivion.

Any one or group who doesn't support dis probe is anti-progress. Its a new Nigeria. Buhari shud probe d previous government well just as d next government after Buhari shud do. Dis will put Buhari's government on his toe. Its gud, I like dis.

U dare not touch d head of fish or fawu leg wey dey inside ur fud wen u neva eat finish or else Arrrggghhh!!! World war 2 go just b testing

Mine was cross boarder experience. Lagos sharp guy go fall maye "mumu" for cotonue. My abt 17yrs ago experience. I would accompany mum to cotonue - tokpa n musebo to precise,so dat I can also stand tall among d league of "me too don travel out".
Mum was in cross boarder trading den n I do assist her sometimes. Dat day, I was on my usual lagos bouncing guy(dat type of bounce wey dey naturally come wen u c boiz like u dey wear kente wit cut-n-sew materia n u dey wear baggy jean n okay polo shirt).
Mum warned me to always b on d same walking step line wit her but my "lagos big boy show" no allow me. Suddenly, an hausa lookin man walked up to me n said "wia u come prom? N I answered" i b warri guy from naija(even though I lied, as worri guyz are generally bilivd to b smart n sharp).i could c smile akin to dat of mockery on his face like"warri guy from naija? c mumu".All e said was "my priend, dos okada men don comot ur moni" I immediately checked my back pocket brethren, lo n behold d place empty like desert.
D immediate redness for my eyes pass person wey apolo catch. I couldn't tell mum my experience. All I could remember was d moment I was trying to maneuver my way btw two okada men. Some pple sharp for dat picking pocket biz walahi.

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