₦airaland Forum

seborrhic:
Nland gone to the dogs!
For a moderator,an assumed educated person,even if it's primary school education not to know that this is a lie or a poorly scripted skit,just tells you all you need to know about how this great forum has sunk!!

Seriously the forum is gone.

Okete001:
Hehehehe

They keep painting Nigeria black everywhere they go.

If they don’t push cocaine, they will scam.

If they don’t scam they will grab land.

If they don’t grab land, they will fight with their host.

If they don’t fight their host, they steal cars and ship them back home.


It is so unfortunate we share the same country with these cannibals

It's sad

Both the lady and the father are to blame

The lady for being too loose to open her legs anyhow and also too immature to be a mother

The man for not being disciplined enough to control his dick and not being responsible enough to own up to his mistakes and man up to the pregnancy.

IamAtAnger:
45 years for the 5th time?

Lol, why are you people like this na

CuriousCart:
Till now, no Yoruba has scored above 160.
Their children are on SM following OGB cultist, Sam Lerry, Shallipoppi, Rahman Jago and co.


Wasted generation.

Lol

You guys like trouble sha

EdiskyHarry:
Nice one, this will reduce the price of fuel in Nigeria

And improve the naira as well

meum:
Great!

The funny thing is that you won’t see all those British & American curriculum/curricula schools here. If it’s to insult their teachers they will top the chart

Very true

Ahniin:
The other bitter sored side of divorce.its now the grass that's suffering it.

Secondly you don't expect the condition of the child to look posh based on they're in the village ravaged with so much crawling insects and the rest,so the child skin must be affected.
It takes a smart n vigilant mum to ensure the child looks healthy n well kept.

3rdly...The mother whoring and keeping multiple sex poachers as partner says alot about her kind of person.

My only painment here is the child paying and contracting these diseases due to the stupidity of both adults she chooses as PARENTS.imagine a toddler of 1year 3 months.

THE SOLUTION.....kindly have a calm heart to heart talks with the mother to allow you care for the child(please don't be harsh with words and don't even make attempts to forcefully take the child n abscond to your base.

Nada must happen to that child,she/he must be priotised

FACTS ✴️ 💯

Sensiblerealist:
Their era don end . Make Una stop to dey force these guys down our throats

Until two other players come and match their records we will still continue talking about Ronaldo and Messi. Give respect to whom respect is due. Ronaldo and Messi are football personified.

I was fortunate to see two G O.A.T.S play the wonderful game.

#RONALDO
#MESSI

Dammycouch:
I had sex with this 19 years old girl raw after I saw her HIV negative result on March 31st, 2024 but this April, I’m already suffering from fever and fatigue. That’s my first time having sex in my life.

Am I HIV Positive or Negative?

This forum is now filled with secondary school students and jambites. Pathetic

Sapasenator:
This is not plastic. There are expensive ones that are well made and look exactly like a real woman, besides what about other the pros involved?

With AI development, we will have dolls that can hold conversation and moan like a real woman during intercourse.

The below is a realistic doll. $1588 pere!

You seem to be very jobless with the amount of nonsensical threads you keep producing.

If you don't have anything meaningful doing, just go out and start counting cars on the main road. Nonsense.

thesicilian:
Next time once she packs her bag over trivial issues call an Uber for her and help her move her stuff into the car. Even let her go with the baby. Then call her parents and inform them she's on her way. As long as you keep begging her not to leave, as long as she knows that she can always use the threat of leaving to gain advantage over you, you'll never hear the last of it.

Supported

I blame the randy stupid men that only think with their miserable third leg

MrCork:
GO TO A CHEMIST GADDDDEMIT......people commto romance section to chase women..not to giv advise...GO TO A CHEMIST...THIS IS COMMMMON SENCE SIR!!!!((((no oofencsece)))

LOL at the boldfaced, MrCork you can never change

Chelsea vs Man U fans rivalry is number 1

I am a Man U fan and we all regard Chelsea fans as agberos and never do wells

The Chelsea fan base consists of agberos, touts, conductors and cultists

Even Keanu Reeves( the John Wick actor) recently escaped this paternity fraud stuff as well. The video is in the link below. He won the case after the DNA result proved he was not the father of the 4 kids.

Women fear God O

https://youtube.com/shorts/RW5cqG6V9KM?si=5q-ZCVpkMRLjC7XL

Klass99:
I speak for myself but I think majority of us want men to;

1. Get us to climax regardless of the diick size, don't be so fixated on the size that you become either arrogant or insecure, wrongly assuming you know best what women want. Arrogance is typical of men with big diicks and insecurity typical of ones with small diicks. Most of us don't climax through penetrative sex but you guys often assume a big diick is all that's needed for rocking our world. If we genuinely like you, we like you! And the size of your diick is not going to matter, so long as you are a sweet and loving person, in and out of bed.

2. Speak the love language of your woman and see if she doesn't respond in good measure, loving you back in your own language. Quality time and physical touch are my love languages, e dey bust my head die when a man speaks one or both of my languages, especially when he acts on his own without me telling him what my languages are. The two men who've done so in my life got the best out of me. Don't try to love us in the way men assume women want to be loved, understand the woman you're with and her love language.

3. Listen to us and stop assuming you know everything about us and the female anatomy. For example you assume money and a big diick drives every woman crazy, whereas the man I'm currently crazy about is just a simple, down to earth, practical, quality and lovely man. Quality and loveliness in terms of his soul, character and actions. He doesn't have a bank account larger than the law should allow, doesn't even drive a jeep but a Peugeot 406 but the persona and person he is at the core of his being is what drives me crazy. It doesn't hurt that he is good looking with a fine masculine voice.

Wow Klass99 you really are a contrarian female and a rare breed I must say. This explanation makes a lot of sense.

Your man is very lucky

What do women really want?

Small gbola, they insult you

Big gbola they run away

NoSmoking:
Biko let me b ur woman

Even tho I am a man

🥵

Lol, nairaland

Una go kill person with laugh one day 🤣😆🤣😆😁

YungTemy:
Age 30+, she don dey play the Blame game
Truth be told, make she take am easy,... even at age 50 as long as you get kpekus, you fit still find true love, even though the chances na like 5%.

From above the age of 40 the chances are like 3% not 5%

3kay945:
Why are you emphasising on the 49mins? Does that really matter before contacting deadly virus
A sec. Is sufficient for a virus to clip on his P cap

I know

mmadu5:
Dont be surprised that child is not mohbads, nigerian women of this generation are very loose and promiscuous

It's sad

The op must be very useless judging from his previous threads below. No surprise here

Aleem26:
This is turkey pox bro and not chicken pox it happened to me too next month

Please stop talking nonsense. Turkey pox only affects birds.

You nairalanders are just too dull for my liking

This is not normal sha

How does somebody go to sleep with a prostitute the same day of his wedding?

Are you sure the op is not trolling us because this is hard to believe?

Shinjawestside:
How can a normal person have sex with a prostitute with no condom?

Guy u stupid aswear..

Even people wey dey sex ashawo with condom still dey fear...

Anyway God bless the good people of Southsouth and Southwest

He even had UNPROTECTED sex with a PROSTITUTE for a good 49 MINUTES

People just play with their lives unnecessarily.

Ketamine9000mg:
Today is our day. Please, celebrate this new beginning with us.



Gracias

Fine husband and fine wife. Congratulations. You guys will produce beautiful children

Na wah

MMempire:
People asking what the tyres are for, should decode the guy has a car.

A lot of nairalanders don't have brains.

So don't be surprised they could not figure out what the tyres were for.

Now I feel like vomiting 🤮🤢

jmoore:
It is nothing new for clients to look for ashawo.


You advertised public hole, the mumu men will come for it.

A bottle of chilled Heineken for you

Truer words were never spoken. Respect

AcadaWriter:
What country if I may ask?

She is of African descent but based in Italy where she met the runaway husband