₦airaland Forum

You cannot eat your cake and have it.

DonBenny77:
Chelshit!
I'm a die hard Cannon Crested Gunner!
80% of Chelsea fans in Nigeria are agberos, bus drivers and conductors and they have a unique body odour.
Shit!

Seconded. I hate Chelsea with a passion.

All their supporters are low life cultists, agberos, conductors and ritualists.

u3fine:
Praise God!!! She has been found.
She called her dad with someone's phone at Iriebe. He then went and picked her up with his sister,
Kidnapped at Abuloma and found at Iriebe

This is why parents need to teach their kids to memorize their phone numbers in case of emergencies like this.

That's a very intelligent girl. Thank God she is safe.

Naija*Cover you are an illiterate blogger that will not wait to get the correct news before putting a stupid caption on your posts.

Where you not the one who wrote that she was killed by rituals?

Always excited and jumping up to deliver silly news with no concrete information.

Seun please do something about this.

Kobojunkie:
Liars and Scam artists!

Kobo the story tire me I swear

ravensckar:
I once lived in an apartment where the landlord said 'No generator'. Funny enough, he didn't inform me before-hand. It was after I packed in and was unloading, he saw my generator and told me about the rule.


I calmly told him that I've heard and will abide. That rule prompted me to construct an iron cage for my generator. Any time it's hot, I'll just turn on my generator, enter my house and turn the music so loud that ain't gonna hear sh1t. He shouted, cussed and threatened fire & brimstone. For where? His children too threatened but I stood my ground.

Once he brought Policemen and we went to the station, nothing happened. Even he too knew nothing would come out of it when the Police people too turned on their gen for the D.P.O.

The Baba got tired and resigned to fate. He said he'll evict me after my rent expired, too bad I paid for 2 years.

After that incident, every other tennant became inspired and started using their generators. When our transformer got spoilt and the heat became unbearable, even Oga Landlord too bought a brand new generator. We all went to congratulate him for finally joining the clique. Las las, I and Baba became good friends until I left the compound about 4 years later.

Lol 😂, I love this story. The landlord go just tire for you to the extent he became your friend 😆


I am happy to hear you guys are in good terms now 😎

Emmylay12:
Marlians bobrisky because what's that shoe 😂

This your statement really made me fall on the floor laughing 🤣😆🤣

But what's up with that shoe he is putting on? That's not a man's shoe na?

Wizzy13:
my girlfriend have been telling me how men gives her money and gift and want me to accept it is normal.
Someone i have been spending my money on.

She is not your girlfriend.

When will MEN ever have sense? Pathetic.

This same Fred Ajudua guy that started the whole 419 saga in Nigeria more than 20 years ago?

seborrhic:
Nland gone to the dogs!
For a moderator,an assumed educated person,even if it's primary school education not to know that this is a lie or a poorly scripted skit,just tells you all you need to know about how this great forum has sunk!!

Seriously the forum is gone.

Okete001:
Hehehehe

They keep painting Nigeria black everywhere they go.

If they don’t push cocaine, they will scam.

If they don’t scam they will grab land.

If they don’t grab land, they will fight with their host.

If they don’t fight their host, they steal cars and ship them back home.


It is so unfortunate we share the same country with these cannibals

It's sad

Both the lady and the father are to blame

The lady for being too loose to open her legs anyhow and also too immature to be a mother

The man for not being disciplined enough to control his dick and not being responsible enough to own up to his mistakes and man up to the pregnancy.

IamAtAnger:
45 years for the 5th time?

Lol, why are you people like this na

CuriousCart:
Till now, no Yoruba has scored above 160.
Their children are on SM following OGB cultist, Sam Lerry, Shallipoppi, Rahman Jago and co.


Wasted generation.

Lol

You guys like trouble sha

EdiskyHarry:
Nice one, this will reduce the price of fuel in Nigeria

And improve the naira as well

meum:
Great!

The funny thing is that you won’t see all those British & American curriculum/curricula schools here. If it’s to insult their teachers they will top the chart

Very true

Ahniin:
The other bitter sored side of divorce.its now the grass that's suffering it.

Secondly you don't expect the condition of the child to look posh based on they're in the village ravaged with so much crawling insects and the rest,so the child skin must be affected.
It takes a smart n vigilant mum to ensure the child looks healthy n well kept.

3rdly...The mother whoring and keeping multiple sex poachers as partner says alot about her kind of person.

My only painment here is the child paying and contracting these diseases due to the stupidity of both adults she chooses as PARENTS.imagine a toddler of 1year 3 months.

THE SOLUTION.....kindly have a calm heart to heart talks with the mother to allow you care for the child(please don't be harsh with words and don't even make attempts to forcefully take the child n abscond to your base.

Nada must happen to that child,she/he must be priotised

FACTS ✴️ 💯

Sensiblerealist:
Their era don end . Make Una stop to dey force these guys down our throats

Until two other players come and match their records we will still continue talking about Ronaldo and Messi. Give respect to whom respect is due. Ronaldo and Messi are football personified.

I was fortunate to see two G O.A.T.S play the wonderful game.

#RONALDO
#MESSI

Dammycouch:
I had sex with this 19 years old girl raw after I saw her HIV negative result on March 31st, 2024 but this April, I’m already suffering from fever and fatigue. That’s my first time having sex in my life.

Am I HIV Positive or Negative?

This forum is now filled with secondary school students and jambites. Pathetic

Sapasenator:
This is not plastic. There are expensive ones that are well made and look exactly like a real woman, besides what about other the pros involved?

With AI development, we will have dolls that can hold conversation and moan like a real woman during intercourse.

The below is a realistic doll. $1588 pere!

You seem to be very jobless with the amount of nonsensical threads you keep producing.

If you don't have anything meaningful doing, just go out and start counting cars on the main road. Nonsense.

thesicilian:
Next time once she packs her bag over trivial issues call an Uber for her and help her move her stuff into the car. Even let her go with the baby. Then call her parents and inform them she's on her way. As long as you keep begging her not to leave, as long as she knows that she can always use the threat of leaving to gain advantage over you, you'll never hear the last of it.

Supported

I blame the randy stupid men that only think with their miserable third leg

MrCork:
GO TO A CHEMIST GADDDDEMIT......people commto romance section to chase women..not to giv advise...GO TO A CHEMIST...THIS IS COMMMMON SENCE SIR!!!!((((no oofencsece)))

LOL at the boldfaced, MrCork you can never change

Chelsea vs Man U fans rivalry is number 1

I am a Man U fan and we all regard Chelsea fans as agberos and never do wells

The Chelsea fan base consists of agberos, touts, conductors and cultists

Even Keanu Reeves( the John Wick actor) recently escaped this paternity fraud stuff as well. The video is in the link below. He won the case after the DNA result proved he was not the father of the 4 kids.

Women fear God O

https://youtube.com/shorts/RW5cqG6V9KM?si=5q-ZCVpkMRLjC7XL

Klass99:
I speak for myself but I think majority of us want men to;

1. Get us to climax regardless of the diick size, don't be so fixated on the size that you become either arrogant or insecure, wrongly assuming you know best what women want. Arrogance is typical of men with big diicks and insecurity typical of ones with small diicks. Most of us don't climax through penetrative sex but you guys often assume a big diick is all that's needed for rocking our world. If we genuinely like you, we like you! And the size of your diick is not going to matter, so long as you are a sweet and loving person, in and out of bed.

2. Speak the love language of your woman and see if she doesn't respond in good measure, loving you back in your own language. Quality time and physical touch are my love languages, e dey bust my head die when a man speaks one or both of my languages, especially when he acts on his own without me telling him what my languages are. The two men who've done so in my life got the best out of me. Don't try to love us in the way men assume women want to be loved, understand the woman you're with and her love language.

3. Listen to us and stop assuming you know everything about us and the female anatomy. For example you assume money and a big diick drives every woman crazy, whereas the man I'm currently crazy about is just a simple, down to earth, practical, quality and lovely man. Quality and loveliness in terms of his soul, character and actions. He doesn't have a bank account larger than the law should allow, doesn't even drive a jeep but a Peugeot 406 but the persona and person he is at the core of his being is what drives me crazy. It doesn't hurt that he is good looking with a fine masculine voice.

Wow Klass99 you really are a contrarian female and a rare breed I must say. This explanation makes a lot of sense.

Your man is very lucky