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Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi's Tweet About Nigerian Government by Kalvan: 12:53pm On Nov 10, 2015
janellemonae:
My dear, yorubas are not complaining about seccession. No one feels margnalized or goes arond wt a victim mentality. Nigeria will get better wt time. The niger deltans have always had a gripe wt d govt over resource control. Unfortunately their son did nothing. Its ONLY u pple dt want to secceede. And now u want to force everyones hands.

Why dont u guys just like peace except ur in control??, 6yrs into our independence u committed a coup because u were not in control & d country went down a bloody path cos of it. 15yrs into our new democracy AGAIN u want to scatter d whole board game cos ur not in control. Are u d only tribe in Nigeriahuh Its like dealing wt impatient greedy wild animals.
They're a bunch of idiots. If they're too stupid to secede like sensible humans, they will end dying like dogs they are.

Biafrans please leave! Bunch of animals.
Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi's Tweet About Nigerian Government by Kalvan: 12:49pm On Nov 10, 2015
No one is stopping the Biafrans. They can leave.
Politics › Re: British Remembrance Day Service Held In Abuja by Kalvan: 11:36am On Nov 10, 2015
mryoungdon:
british my ass, BIAFRA, biafra, bIAfrA... biafra long live biafra
Biafra!
Food › Re: Entertained With An Hyena In The Village- See Pictures by Kalvan: 11:32am On Nov 10, 2015
I keep on cursing the day I was born into this race of idiots. You don't eat everything you see!
Crime › Re: Woman Meets Her Raper In Banking Hall by Kalvan: 8:38am On Nov 09, 2015
They should have killed her. Noobs.
Science/Technology › Re: A Young Boy Constructed An Aeroplane In Enugu State (Photos) by Kalvan: 4:58am On Nov 09, 2015
Lol! He has shown his skills as a welder. Yigbos, your pretentiousness has been noted. grin grin grin
Career › Re: His Employer (MD) Sent Him A Link To Apply For Another Job. by Kalvan: 4:28pm On Nov 06, 2015
nigeriancuban:
shut your mouth if you ve got nothing else to say
Learn how to use punctuation! You low IQ, subhuman illiterate.
Career › Re: Confusion In Customs As Newly Retired Officers Stay Put by Kalvan: 12:12pm On Nov 06, 2015
itsIYKE:
yes that's exactly what I mean......now die of heart attack
Like Ojukwu the coward?
Career › Re: His Employer (MD) Sent Him A Link To Apply For Another Job. by Kalvan: 11:34am On Nov 06, 2015
It's obviously a trap. Good people don't exist in Nigeria.
Health › Re: Ogun Govt Raises Alarm Over Toxic Imported ‘ponmo’ by Kalvan: 11:30am On Nov 06, 2015
Ponmo is disgusting.
Sports › Re: Mikel Is Part Of Our Problem – Chelsea’s Club Legend Reveals by Kalvan:
Are Nigerians so dumb? He said Mikel is part of the problem. Are the players suddenly absolved of their incompetence?
uncjay:
That fool is crazy...... Na God go punish am.
Is Mikel the only player in Chelsea that the fool will single him out....what of other players that are not in their best the season......
The stupid Alan assertion is baseless.
You obviously can't read. He mentioned other players, you low-IQ monkey.
Sports › Re: Mikel Is Part Of Our Problem – Chelsea’s Club Legend Reveals by Kalvan: 11:24am On Nov 06, 2015
Daninya11:
Most of the games he mentioned, Mikel didn't complete or came in as a substitute..

The red head Anglo-Saxon is a scaliwag and a bloody racist..

Matic and Fabregas are playing below par in midfield. Matic is easily dribbled and all he does is to hold a player like holding his GF.

Players like begovic, Terry, Cahill, Matic, Fabregas, hazard, Oscar and Costa are the greatest culprit here....

Biased and perturbed analysis by the so called Chelsea legend.
You can't criticize a black without being called a racist. Nice deflection, idi ot.
Food › Re: My Disastrous Experience Making Moi-moi by Kalvan: 2:52pm On Nov 05, 2015
Hero10001:
You don't cook moimoi when menstrating
huh

Food › Re: My Disastrous Experience Making Moi-moi by Kalvan: 2:52pm On Nov 05, 2015
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Health › Re: Nigerians Dig Up, Eat Contaminated Chicken Buried By Customs In Rivers (Photos) by Kalvan: 12:31am On Nov 05, 2015
Being black is a curse.

Oh well, let natural selection take its course.
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by Kalvan: 3:28pm On Nov 04, 2015
ExpensiveShit:
If you say we Africans are monkeys and chimps, I'm glad to tell you, I'm a big gorilla myself!

Obviously you are the one of the few Africans with a low IQ, because you can't see beyond your nose. White or black, there is no difference.

Africans have the lowest IQ?!! According to who; a white man?? grin grin grin This got me cracking.

For the record, IQ isn't the true test of an individual's intelligence, rather how creative his or her mind is; that is what makes an individual standout from the crowd. Do well to look it up on the internet.

BTW, while checking the internet, do well to look up the several accomplishments of Africans all over the world.

We Africans are unique, our cultures and traditions set us apart because we have a very rich heritage.

Why am I even wasting my time telling you all these; from your personal text and signature, it is pointless arguing with and explaining the African culture to someone filled with hate of himself.

I'm am an African. I am black and proud
Like I said, you have the intellectual capabilities of a monkey. First you try and use IQ to insult me--then you try and critique it. Your 69 IQ is showing. Chimp. As a black man with a high IQ, I wish Africa could wiped off. grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by Kalvan: 2:15pm On Nov 04, 2015
ExpensiveShit:
Can you please define the words "archaic" and "culture"?

If you can't explain both words and show how African cultures and traditions are archaic, you would have only ended up disgracing yourself here.
Pick up a dictionary. It's not my fault you're an illiterate.

2nd part:
I'll indulge you even though you have the intellectual capabilities of a monkey. Studies have shown that hitting kids may lower their IQs, yet you chimps still want to do it all in the name of "culture".
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-me-in-we/201202/how-spanking-harms-the-brain
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/09/15/charles-barkley-defends-it-cris-carter-decries-it-but-studies-show-spanking-can-change-brain-chemistry/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/spanking-affects-kids-brains-behaviors-073114

You morons never sit back and re-evaluate the beliefs you hold. You do things just because it has "culture" stamped on it. To loosely quote Nietzsche, doing virtues and duties just for their own sake is dangerous. The average IQ in Africa is a 69 according to the works of Jensen,and you people do little to disprove that.
Politics › Re: To My Igbo Brothers by Kalvan: 11:47pm On Nov 03, 2015
All talk. Form your Biafra. For decades, you've been talking about Biafra! Please go! But make sure you go peacefully, lest 1966 repeats itself.
Properties › Re: Prince Ebeano Supermarket In Lekki On Fire by Kalvan: 7:23pm On Nov 03, 2015
No fires services?! Only in Africa. Potato continent.
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by Kalvan: 7:17pm On Nov 03, 2015
Prinzofparis:
have you schooled abroad probably at the tertiary level ? compare African students performance is all aspects with their foreign counterparts and see the difference. You cannot teach well and deep without discipline. Though there is a level of discipline but it should be instilled by the school and teachers. some kids just distract other s repeatedly...if such a child is sent home every time, that doesn't stop such a child from affecting and influencing others whose parent don't have time for handling school reports every time.
in summary, there are different types of schools...select the one you think best fits your child....

as for me I am in support of using cane and other disciplinary measures to caution a child who knowingly, intentionally and repeatedly misbehaves. if my child misbehaves at home, I am the child's teacher at home, I will discipline my child my own way...but if my child misbehaves in school....pleeeeeease dear teacher, you are my child's parent and mentor in school, do what you must to help shape my child into the right personality... that's your job!!!...not just book, pen and paper.....but morals, ethics, punctuality, speed, respect, teamwork, and most importantly integrity. ......my view tho.
Why are you Africans so delusional?! grin grin

A high school kid here will run circles around the average Nigerian graduate. You can't compare in terms of Critical thinking, knowledge, IQ. Wake up. Africa is a craphole; your so called discipline is a farce.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Skeptical African Child by Kalvan: 5:24pm On Nov 03, 2015
drnairalov:
it is old pics

Anyways say hi to my son
A new pic to add to my ****** collection. Thanks.
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by Kalvan: 5:20pm On Nov 03, 2015
Civilizations evolve;cultures evolve. Only in Africa do people hold on to the same archaic BS all in the name of "culture".
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by Kalvan: 5:17pm On Nov 03, 2015
Nigeria is a nation filled with buffoons. How can you justify child abuse? Nigeria is one of the most corrupt, inept nations on earth(thank you Yeegbos). Obviously, your flogging has done nothing.
Politics › Re: Pro-jonathan Elements Behind Renewed Agitation For Biafra - Senator Sani by Kalvan: 12:32am On Nov 03, 2015
Chanchit:
I think Buhari should just let this master strategists go, I heard Nnamdi Kanu just completed a deal with Russia to buy one nuclear weapon called Akara bomb, na that one dem go take finish the Zoo. That guy is really working hard from inside that tubu.
Abeg, na play I dey play o, cos some people are not getting the sarcasm.
Nnamdi Kanu is rotting in Kirikiri! grin grin grin grin
Career › Re: Three Months At Work Now, Yet I Have Not Received A Penny by Kalvan: 12:30am On Nov 03, 2015
zenith4biz:
Oh God my father, ancient of days, the Greater than the greatest, the mightier than the mightiest, The Bigger than the biggest, this your son was employed 3months ago and he has not been paid, I thereby decree that every power holding his salary be nullified in Jesus name.

From now henceforth the concerned authorities will make this my brother's salary a priority.

Thank you God for answered prayer for in Jesus name I pray.

Amen
undecided
Politics › Re: GEJ Still Flies Presidential Jets? by Kalvan: 9:54pm On Nov 01, 2015
hinwazaka:
He will always be the President, until we get a suitable replacement. Thank you, Mr Jonathan. You are indeed the Lee Kuan Yew of Africa.
You Ibos will wail yourselves to death!
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Takes A Shot At Buhari by Kalvan: 9:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
With your IQ, I doubt you can hold any kind of meaningful conversation.
Chei! grin grin grin
Sports › Re: John Fashanu: I Paid My Gay Brother Justin £75,000 To Prevent Him Coming Out by Kalvan: 12:17am On Nov 01, 2015
kingthreat:
So God made people naturally homosexuals? Silly black people that buy everything the western world tells you.
That's rich coming from a Jesus zombie. Go and bow down to your Jeebus.

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