Celebrities › Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by Kalvan: 5:17pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
Nigeria is a nation filled with buffoons. How can you justify child abuse? Nigeria is one of the most corrupt, inept nations on earth(thank you Yeegbos). Obviously, your flogging has done nothing. |
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Politics › Re: Pro-jonathan Elements Behind Renewed Agitation For Biafra - Senator Sani by Kalvan: 12:32am On Nov 03, 2015 |
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Career › Re: Three Months At Work Now, Yet I Have Not Received A Penny by Kalvan: 12:30am On Nov 03, 2015 |
zenith4biz: Oh God my father, ancient of days, the Greater than the greatest, the mightier than the mightiest, The Bigger than the biggest, this your son was employed 3months ago and he has not been paid, I thereby decree that every power holding his salary be nullified in Jesus name.
From now henceforth the concerned authorities will make this my brother's salary a priority.
Thank you God for answered prayer for in Jesus name I pray.
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Politics › Re: GEJ Still Flies Presidential Jets? by Kalvan: 9:54pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
hinwazaka: He will always be the President, until we get a suitable replacement. Thank you, Mr Jonathan. You are indeed the Lee Kuan Yew of Africa. You Ibos will wail yourselves to death! |
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Takes A Shot At Buhari by Kalvan: 9:50pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
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Sports › Re: John Fashanu: I Paid My Gay Brother Justin £75,000 To Prevent Him Coming Out by Kalvan: 12:17am On Nov 01, 2015 |
kingthreat: So God made people naturally homosexuals? Silly black people that buy everything the western world tells you. That's rich coming from a Jesus zombie. Go and bow down to your Jeebus. |
Celebrities › Re: Sam Sarpong Dead At Age 35; Committed Suicide. by Kalvan: 11:42pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
iamtomi: ok..now that u av expressed ur useless nd senseless self...u can now get off my mentions...#run.along.puppy... Low-IQ idi ot. You deserve to die in Africa. |
Celebrities › Re: Sam Sarpong Dead At Age 35; Committed Suicide. by Kalvan: 7:06pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
wiseoneking: If you truely believed what you just wrote, you are of all men most MISERABLE. You are only either trying to act white -ve civilisation syndrome or you are just pretending that you ever lived. BUT IT CARRIES ETERNAL IRREVERSIBLE CONSEQUENCES. You are our centenary joke if you believe there is no heaven or hell. This is not actually a matter of what you believe. Man/woman, up/down, evil/good, wisdom/foolishness, slow/fast, black/white, death/life but come to heaven or hell, your ignorant soul tells you otherwise. Make sure you about one of the worlds most acclaim scientist/atheist, VOLTAIRE how he died and his lasts words. I consider myself well-read on the works of Voltaire, since he's my favorite author/social critic of all time. He lived and died a deist, but his form of Deism could be compared to modern-day atheism. Any deathbed conversion story is apocryphal. Also, your "act white' comment is extremely stu pid. This is why people consider Africans/blacks as unintelligent. Anytime a black man thinks for himself and goes against the grain--he's acting white according to you simpletons. Majority of Caucasians in the US are actually some form of christian. America is 70.6% christian. http://www.pewforum.org/religious-landscape-study/ So tell me how he's acting white?! Idi ot. |
Celebrities › Re: Sam Sarpong Dead At Age 35; Committed Suicide. by Kalvan: 6:58pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
iamtomi: who told u he is in a better place?? did u escort him there He's in a better place-- irrespective of what you brain-dead religious zombies say/think. |
Crime › Re: This man almost got his head removed with a bottle during fight over age (pics) by Kalvan: 4:44am On Oct 31, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Queeneth Agbor: The Day My Igbo Boyfriend Slapped Me Becos I Kissed In Movie by Kalvan: 2:05am On Oct 31, 2015 |
I'm glad she learned her lesson. Ibos can slidetackle you to the center of the Earth. Truculent bastards. |
Events › Re: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by Kalvan: 2:04am On Oct 31, 2015 |
ExInferis: Interestingly, they're dressed as Niger Deltans.
Wearing funny fedoras and gold chains thinking you're sophisticated and "blending in" whenever you travel abroad apparently has made the wrong impression.
Serves you right for calling us illiterate abokis. See where your literacy has led you.
Haha. Abeg, go and raise your nama. How did you even find a computer?  |
Events › Re: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by Kalvan: 1:54am On Oct 31, 2015 |
California30: People are just dumb. I know many nairalanders do live in the U.S Now, is this how people dress during the Halloween.
Halloween is usually in winter, just look at their dressing, if you wear this in winter, you will be frozen in 3 minutes. It's not yet winter. It's still fall. |
Education › Re: Nigerian Students And This Cohabitation Menace by Kalvan: 2:30pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
SUGARBEE: The rate at which Many Nigerian University Undergraduates and students engage in unwholesome relationships is becoming really alarming.
You now find students who were sent to school by their parents to study and become something in life now engage in acts such as cohabitation and in relationships which cause them more harm than good.
Unfortunately, most schools are to blame for this. Universities in the eastern part of the country have made this cohabitation thing look like it's nothing. Why would a female student cohabit with a man "In School" with most times, she getting pregnant at the end and the man dumping her.
It may look rosy and sweet love at first in the relationship but then stepping it up to cohabiting with your partner is totally unpardonable and unacceptable! The fact still remains that you and your partner are both students and for the lady, the dire consequences would be present if you do get pregnant as you may tend to stop your education.
Nigerians need to wake up to this monster called 'Cohabitation" slowly eating away our society.
Am naturally ahead.  Mind your business lady. Nigeria has problems far greater than "cohabitation". Africa's/Nigeria's problem is that the people choose to focus on the irrelevant and ignore the relevant/pertinent issues. The ability to separate the relevant from the irrelevant correlates with IQ/intelligence. [url] https://books.google.com/books?id=WcDR3DtrIZ4C&pg=PA304&lpg=PA304&dq=separate+relevant+for+irrelevant+information+Intelligence&source=bl&ots=f-bul6Cbkr&sig=YoUi5_sfFYUDWdqDkIEz6hMPB80&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CCwQ6AEwAmoVChMI8-CluabqyAIVQ-9jCh03HA4-#v=onepage&q=separate%20relevant%20for%20irrelevant%20information%20Intelligence&f=false[/url] I'm honestly starting to believe that Jensen was right about the African IQ.  |
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Achums' Beautiful Daughter Chisom (photos) by Kalvan: 2:19pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
She looks good. I'm also twelve years old-- if you know what I'm saying.  |
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians And Kenyans Attack One Another On Twitter (hilarious!) by Kalvan: 12:39am On Oct 30, 2015 |
Childish BS. |
Crime › Re: BBC Africa Points Out Error On Nigerian Army's Boko Haram Most Wanted List by Kalvan: 12:27am On Oct 30, 2015 |
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Education › Re: Would You Graduate With A 4.48 Or Take An Extra Year by Kalvan: 3:58pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
247notire: Ur prblm is that ur a low life who takes his frustration out on people on social media. Firstly I never said thrs no difference, read to comprehend if ur retarded homo erectus brain can. Secondly I stated clearly that 1st class does not guarantee anything right in the post u quoted but ur dimwitted repulsive self couldn't see it huh? And lastly even if I made a 3rd class I'm very gainfully employed and earning triple ur miserable parents' salary. My family is a first class one and we graduate with nothing less than 2 1. Quote me and I'll never reply ur sorry miserable ignorant self. Go fucck urself biatch or u can ask ur mom to join u. Imp. I concur. He's a low life. Typical double digit IQ. Don't argue with people like that; they're too dumb to realize how dumb they are. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Kalvan: 5:23am On Oct 29, 2015 |
MizFrances: Dude, seriously?!  Stop being sentimental. He'll be doing the child a favor. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Kalvan: 5:04am On Oct 29, 2015 |
repogirl: a plan that isn't working, they should try it again and then give the mutilated baby up for adoption right? That's also the plan, isn't it?
Where is your brain? Please go look for it.  The last time I checked, you Nigerians don't have abortion pills. This may be a close substitute. If the baby ends up deformed, he can always strangle it once it's born. Quick and easy. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Kalvan: 4:57am On Oct 29, 2015 |
repogirl: wow, try the meds again? Seriously?
Do you know those meds are presently harming the foetus? Gosh the ignorance in this place is mindblowing!
So they should give out the disfigured baby they will give birth to after it is born abi? Weldone, you can advise very well. That's the plan genius. |
Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli Mourns The Death Of Sam Sarpong With Heartbreaking Message by Kalvan: 3:41am On Oct 29, 2015*. Modified: 5:06am On Oct 29, 2015 |
This life has no meaning. Just unnecessary, pointless BS. He's definitely in a better place--non-existence. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Kalvan: 3:33am On Oct 29, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Kalvan: 3:30am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Demigods: I have been contemplating on weather to post this or not, but it has gotten to the point I can no longer keep to myself and rely on informations from net, let me keep this short.
I and my gf have been in a relationship for over a year plus now and been having unprotected sex most time we see, I love her so much that I would love to marry her, we usually have unprotected sex all the time and she never got pregnant, she is not the cheating type, some may oppose me but if I say our history of how we came to be you will understand(story for another day) just 3 weeks ago she told me she missed her period and that she is pregnant after we had sex and I was shocked still wondering how come after a year of sex she never got pregnant, why now, I thought she was not fertile, fast forward to the point, she took abortion pills, mis..... to be precise, the pregnancy was just 2 weeks plus when she took it.
After taking it she was expecting to start bleeding and all that but she didn't, she only saw few drops of blood and having discharge along with stomach pains, so I made researches online and told her it is not every woman with preganacy that bleeds. She is very worried as she as never done it before, now the problem is it's been a week remaining 4 days to complete two weeks she took the drugs, yet she has been complaining of feeling unwell with pregnancy symptoms and last time I saw her days back her burst looks bigger and fuller alonsgide her ass and her skin looks a bit rough, she has been complaining and Now I'm a bit frustrated don't know what to do, her friends her advising her to do D and C method but I'm scared that there are no professionals to do it well as to avoid complications I said no to that, please nairalanders this was unexpected occurrence, help a brother out on to do, please how do we remove this pregnancy, we are both not ready for it now.
Moderators, please do this for me I need lots of people to share their views on what to do. Ignore the sentimental idi ots telling you to keep the baby. Are you willing to bring to bring a child into this world to suffer?! There are so many stray children dying of hunger in Nigeria; they would have been better off being aborted. Try the meds again, and if it doesn't work--consider putting the child up for adoption when it's born. |
Politics › Re: We’ll Shut Down Nigerian Embassy In India-pro-biafra Activists by Kalvan: 11:46pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
speedyGonzales: well, that is dumb, how will they get home to Nigeria to fight in the civil war? HAHA!
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TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by Kalvan: 11:30pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
coolsix: Did i mention your mum? Why take it personal? I'm free to comment and air my opinion on nairaland. What is the problem with Nigerians? This is the freedom we are saying. Go and rot for all i care. That is why the country is still in the same problem since 1960.. mtcheew. The America that legalize it, its their dollar that our companies and banks are spending if you dont know.
The point of my post is that this Legalize gay or not trash is not the country's problem. Legalize it and allow those who want it to get it. It does not mean everyone should do it does it?
And they would be carrying B.SC and M.B.A like they went to school
And for your info, it would still be legalized and it would be shocking that it may be in this Buhari's regime. If not the next regime but very soon Believe me. The world is evolving. No one cares about your culture or your religion or your belief. All we care about is what we want for ourself.
What i want is $1 = N1 for my business that is my concern so the gays can gay as much as they want its not my business. So face your own business and leave the gays alone. Thats it. The Antihomosexuality law obviously goes against the Nigerian constitution(17.1.2a and 35.1), but these buffoons are too stu pid to know that. The US constitution is what makes America great. The citizens can concentrate on growing wealth because they know their freedom is protected; corporations are willing to invest because they know that the political and legal structures that rule over the society are nearly infallible. Africa has a long, long way to go. |
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by Kalvan: 11:16pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
kushma: this actually gay alert. So let me ask you how many guys have had sex with? Pray I don't catch u in the act because I will make sure u get arrested and spend that your gay mind in prison very well bastard. That's all?! That's your response to his well thought-out argument? Jensen was right, the mean IQ in Africa has to be a 67.  |
Family › Re: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by Kalvan: 12:13am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Mindfulness: They don't know better. They pass onto the children what was passed onto them hoping that the same old methods will bring about better results. It is a sign of ignorance and helplessness. Well said. |
Family › Re: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by Kalvan: 12:05am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Captainswag225: not entirely true coz alotta people were flogged at school but they grew up to great and healthy looking men Scientific study versus anecdotal evidence? Yeah, I'll stick with the study. |
Family › Re: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by Kalvan: 12:03am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Mindfulness: I already know but maybe it will help "the spoil the rod spoil the child crew" to know it. It's crazy how they're trying to justify abuse. Nigeria is truly a funny place. |
Family › Re: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by Kalvan: 11:59pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
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