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PatKing: When we have work load in a limited 24 hours!? Plus kids, and other half?
You are always at the programming section because one of us must return from hard day of coding and running round the house to put dinner on the table.
When w are at work, we peep into forums to relax our head...

*claps*
I like you.

Lol, u sabi nak pidgin but u nor sabi nak krio.

It means close your mouth.

Lol, well, I will come round break his legs, put him in a wheel chair and push him home.

If his legs are holding him there, I will come get him

I don't need to fight another woman. My husband will go but you for noe say he cannot live without me. I was specifically made for him. He will always come running back. In fact, I give him permission to go chop your money because I need more wigs.

Nor no fight oo. Is it because I did not lol?

The only fight if anything, will be you trying to snatch my husband.

Correct and chill? I am all that, I take everything in my stride and I believe you have to take that for yourself.

davidylan: You don dey follow small small boys wey dey buy you sweet abi? No problem...

Baby noo oo. It's call flirting, the same way you dey go around flirting and luring these small small girls with lollipops.

Idowuogbo: Me shaarap? Insulting a forumite= ban ya no!

* she zooms off to get Seun*

U must take!


Yeah! All dis chewing gum dudes are giving her money for a blow dry, but! Daddy pays for d weave and d manicures. U sure gat game dada!

See, how you dey zoom off to seun. Na my happiness you nor wan see, you and your fake friendship.

I'm wondering sha whether you have not lured my husband to your dungeon. Shebi, you dey talk about my husband buying weave? Just know that if we divorce, you will not see one single kobo, I will clear him out for all he's worth. Berra, go find one mugu to buy you weave.

Gold digger and wannabe husband snatcher!

Idowuogbo: David! Kandi is cheating o! Can u see her dayumming to anoda guys pic? Dump her!

Sharrap, jor!

If my own husband cannot please me, I will look somewhere else.

In fact, you be one jealous byatch. See, how you dey tell my husband to dump me. so you can enter my marital bed? Na lie. E no go happen.

Try lacura. I tried it when I went to my friends house and my skin basically absorbed it. My skin was very soft and moisturised.

Aha, it's a remake of royalty shoes.


The females ones remind me of candyfloss, especially the baby pink with the black bow. Maybe, it smells like candy. Will smell it when I come across it next time.

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DAYUM!!! Baby, you are 'fiooone'!!

Lmaooo!! Sharrrap!

I'm using my phone.

My heart and soul! The Gambia.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgaldNPnCRE&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL32242F9E8C519B90

The last images with loads of people is a strip. Like the of ibiza etc where you have about 100 clubs in one area.

Lol

Breakfast:
10am: Half a baguette(the long one) with butter or nutella-
Can of coke or minted OPTIONS hot chocolate with a dullup of carnation milk

Lunch:

4/6pm: A big bowl of african meal-cassava leaves, okra soup, groundnut soup, oil stew, palmoil stew or potato leaves etc


Snack:
9pm
Open fridge, look around, cries and closes fridge

11pm:
The other half of the baguette with hot chocolate

Dinner:

4am: another bowl of african meal


5/6am: play some afrobeats to dance to so to quickly burn off the calories.