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Whoa!! You wash five times a day but people say you still smell? Damn!

Wait, I shouldn't be surprised, of course you will smell, you are dying of famine and disease. I see many of you with huge as$ head(you already have huge as$ head and teeth, image if that doubles up in size) and stomach with flies around your mouth. I am sure if the camera goes away, you sneak a fly in. I won't blame you, hunger can make you eat anything even sh!t eaters.

Worlds sewer? Dude, you guys are the poster child for world famine.

You have nothing to be proud of, not even your women. So-called muslims who wear hijab and when they go out change into mini skirts with panties so our west African brothers can have easier access to the pusi.

Why do people say you smell?

You know what? You should just allow the whites to claim you since they are trying to do their best to say you are white even though you look more black than white.

But really, please do because if I unfortunately become a leader of the world during the reign of the anti-christ, I will eliminate anyone who doesn't want to conform to the unity of africa.

On a serious level though, on your own you won't make it. You need other Africans to be the people you make yourselves out to be.

On your own, you will die and starve until you become extinct.

Lol, with the advancement of hiv and and aids treatments, somalis will die quicker than those with hiv.

Erm, so tell me. Somali ethnic? Never heard of such rubbish. Somalis population consists of different ethnicities.

Again, I ask you,as that you? If a woman had to pick between a west african man and a somali, I promise you they will pick a west africa.

Have you heard of survival of the fittest? You guys look so weak, ofcourse they won't pick you even those who live abroad(with all the food you are eating being bought by the taxpayers money).

You are protective of your women because you know once they mix and have children with other africans they will get lost in it. Your dna is weak. You better keep your women well away or else.

Stop being ignorant, there is no such thing as somali ethnic group.

Somalian has many ethnicities. There is no african country that has just one ethnicity. That's just stup!d!ty for one to think so.

P.s was that your picture?

West africa-not nigeria.

Ali, do you not think by trying to separate your country from other Africans, it will be easier for you to lose your identity and everything you stand for?

Won't it be better if you acknowledge who you are and join forces with other africans countries?

I swear if you continue like this somalis will soon be extinct and you will be seeing adverts on tv asking us to donate to save the 20 somalis left in the world.

To be honest I have never really come across somalis who feel the way you do. In fact, the girls have been phucking those from other countries where I'm from. I guess that's why you are so pissed. You women love our big anaconda d!cks!!

We use your women's hair to wipe off the c-m, that's how useful it is to us.


My question to you will be, why people say you guys stink?"

I mean where I am from we use incense and perfumes many muslims use but they never say we stink so I know it's not your incense/myrr/frankincense.

Anyway, I have never come across a somali who hated the rest of Africa but I guess they are out there.

In fact, I have had somalis hit on me and I 'almost' liked one(I guess I almost did because he was half sudanese) but I didn't end up liking him because he just had to be half somali.

Idowuogbo: See raking!

U wan bite me? Btwn! Stop using MI's lyric to yab joor!

Tampon ke? U dis child hen! Body don begin scratch u abi?




Coming from a guy suffering from Insomnia, mehn.... Am speechless....

Which one be mi's own? The tampon or haha hahaing? Wait sef, the question should be, who is mi?

Ah, nor dey bite you oo, I don tie teeth finish for the night, ah just wan make u tell me where the joke was because for me not to see it means this is serious.

Idowuogbo: He was joking.....

U took it serious!

Anyways.....ur barking dog is at it again!

Pls sort IT out

Abeg, show me where he was joking.

Show me where we were all meant to be haha hahaing.

Your guy needs a tampon that's all.

Idowu, ah ok na. U for tell you guy make e learn how for take a joke.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Common biatch, stop throw being punches. I am right here or do you need a fluorescent land cos your eyes ain't good enough?
*hisses* ode[/quote]Dude, shut the phuck up. You are not making any sense.

Omo, you stup!d die. Stop throwing what? And I need what? Guy, just go sit in a corner because u dey come off as an ed!ot!

It's funny, how a guy would call the ugly card when their egos have been beaten.

I feel for una sha. Una lame bad.

Lol, wtf is that?

Yes, that's what I came up with because everything about you is lame.

Me, ugly? No, no, na your mama, aunty and grandmother ugly, can't you see the resemblance? Your great grandfather probably phucked a baboon that's why the generations after him look as ugly as they do now. As if your great grandfather's ugliness wasn't enough to make your generation ugly. Cow!

The rest of what you wrote, I will ignore because it's all gibberish.

[quote author=Mynd_44]look at this dumb she-male asking for balls. If you need some, walk up to the next store and ask for a couple of side 4 health balls.
That's if you are smart enough to find a store cos the last I heard you don't see in the afternoons as you have to use Polaroid even at night. Effing retard.[/quote]HA! Lame!

You know what? I made a mistake, information just came in saying your whole family and ancestors are/were witches. Go choke on balls, loser!

You know how to insult everyone but cannot take or acknowledge your family's witchery. Goat!

Anyway.

I dey sholly's side here.

[quote author=Mynd_44]And where did I mention anyone's name? Did you flip your head or your brain is doing a barrel roll? I said "three witches having a meeting". How does that affect you? Did I call your name? Or are you a witch?
Abeg if you did not check before you brought you dumb brainless self in, this was called the derailing zone and I did not point any fingers at you or anyone.
Dump idiot. And oh just income you feel effing pisses at this and decide to ban, fine do as you wish.
Ode oshi[/quote]Dude, u dey on your period? Seems like you're bleeding from you as$. You want tampon?

Idiot, you did not point fingers so what? Well, tough, I pointed the fingers at your family, oya come kill me.

Rubbish!

You dey cry because someone called you family witches? Oga, where your balls dey na. Pusi!

[quote author=Mynd_44]And what would male you mention my family? Seriously you don't want me to do the same.[/quote]You called someone's aunty a witch so why won't someone call yours one?

[quote author=Okija_juju]You must have a tiny weener then!!

My shit be bulging even when I have a kaftan on!![/quote]Dude, I think you have elephantiasis.

davidylan: lol i'm on my way... just be patient. How dare i leave the Lord's own gift for me? lai lai

Lol.

Ehn, me I'm just saying oo. You are acknowledging the lord's other works whilst the one he made for you(me) has been waiting for you to perform duties since wedding night.

I don't want to spoil your fine face oo.

Davidylan, don't make me jealous oo.
Ehn I have been told I turn evil when I starting looking green.

*stroking faces* don't make me jealous.