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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 7:38pm On Jul 18, 2011
^^That is what they all say but lets see them wen uman yerr wais-di pastorate degree means nothing. . . grin grin
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 7:30pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=715203.msg8741531#msg8741531 date=1311012838]ROTFL @ Kandiikane getting pissed

**Im trying to figure out how her face would look when pissed - kekekekekekekekeee ***  grin  grin  grin  grin
[/quote]Oh nooo, I am not pissed. . Just trying to make you understand you have no right using the word "ignorance"

2mch:
My guy are you bleaching  huh. Some time ago they were yabbing your picture on NL and you were black. Wetin come happen. Na so london breeze dey bleach pesin? grin cheesy huh
Kekekeke, dis guy na half en half. . .One side yalla di other side blak. . .


@Tom28, she is fat! See the fat around her side. . .She is fat! See the fat surrounding her leg.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 7:23pm On Jul 18, 2011
I paid £300 to go to Nigeria for one week, don't know how much it will be from your side. . .


Well in every country there are skinny, fat and structured women. If you want prostitute just go senegambia, just don't mess them up for you will regret in. . .You have to google for hotels or lodges alongside the senegambia area or in brusubi or check Bakau area but I say take senegamabia. .
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 7:03pm On Jul 18, 2011
Toba, post am. . .I am here, done finish eat.

Hi, emeka, my day has been good, how about yours?



Muki, ar don open thread, just dey pan wait for the wollof and mandinka speakers. .kekekeke
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 6:52pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=715203.msg8741257#msg8741257 date=1311010445]^Your ignorance everyday is staggering  undecided[/quote]190, I have watched you spew ignorance across this whole forum since I started on n/l and I never once commented on it. .Do not insult me by using a word you do not understand. .


all4naija:
Where is that guy, kandiikane, from? I have never seen an ignorant a-s-s-h-o-l-e like that in all of my life. Live your life man and let me live mine, PUNK!
Does your mother know you are using her computer? Oya, leave the internet and go play with your action figures. Wretched child!!Do you even know what girlfriend means? Rubbish!
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 6:32pm On Jul 18, 2011
all4naija:
I didn't say NaughtyWoman I said biatch so go get your head examined if you can't cope with that. There is nothing wrong with me calling her biatch men. It is just a word I use for a girl  am strongly in love with and, my girl knows about that. Who are you to say calling my girl a biatch is wrong?

Keep living in your aged world!
How old are  you? Get the hell out of here with "it is just a word I use for a girl I am blah blah fxcking blah"
I hope your mother knows you are using her computer, rubbish!



[quote author=190_@ link=topic=715203.msg8741243#msg8741243 date=1311010321]kandikane stop this your kekekekeke bush talk

its irritating

[/quote]kekekekkekekekkekekkekekkekkekekekekkekekekkkekekkekekekekkekekekekekkekkekek, oya, busst!
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 6:29pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=715203.msg8741188#msg8741188 date=1311009790]I have finished reading for today that's why i came online kiss kiss[/quote]Ah, im off now, going to look for food since that fata[i]s[/i]s sagamite thinks I have malnourished titt[i]i[/i]es. . Ahhhhhhhhhhh, thats funny. . .

Abit cranky and hyper( quitted 2days ago)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 6:23pm On Jul 18, 2011
Kekekeke.ok. . I am going off. I have not eaten yet and my stomach is very angry.
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 6:20pm On Jul 18, 2011
@all4naija, another disgrace of a man. .Who calls their girlfriends "biatch" huh? Useless!


@Natasha, abeg, comot for here and go read your books. . .Kekekekekeke(sorry just kidding).
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 6:09pm On Jul 18, 2011
Sagamite:
Poor grammar, hoodrat personality, zero dress sense, omo-alata face and class, malnourished chest, ashewo intellect.

You will be lucky to find a man.

I swear most men would rather wan-k than touch you. undecided
Oh hail, Professor.founderof ingrish!! Kekekekekekeke, ahhhhhhhh, wait first zero dress sense? arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh kekekekeke!! Me? arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh? I will be jailed, love.
Malnourished chest? kekekekeke, ar don try na? You nor see how are dey eat so. . .kekkekee
Poor grammar? Go tell your father that.
Hoodrat personality? God forbid!!. .kekekekeke
ASHAWO INTELLECT? kekeke Go tell your mama dat.

Lmao, come on now don't change subject we are talking about your fat, balda[i]ss[/i].
I swear, the eggs your Fluid fertilises will forever curse you for doing so. . kekekek
Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by kandiikane(m): 6:01pm On Jul 18, 2011
Obi mu o-Obiwon ft blaise,mi, illbliss etc grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2011
^^Jare, shutupu, take your baffpan and comot foe road!! You are blocking. . .kekekkekekeke
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 5:53pm On Jul 18, 2011
blank:
Now, i have taken a chill pill, i kind of understand where the op is coming from.
It is upsetting that ladies don't know how to take care of themselves.

However, what is paining me so much is that he wasted 9 yrs of her life. How can u date someone for 9yrs and not marry the person?!!!

I think i know the op and the lady is too big. She needs to reduce now or start flying business class cos she cant enter economy class seats.
lol.
I agree, no excuse to let yourself go whilst dating. . .Did the man force her to stay for 9yrs? I blame her, sha.
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2011
Cuddlemii:
Na wa for Sexykillz (My friend) & Sagamite (My eagle)

U both should take it easy abeg. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I love watching cocky men fight, they r so damn egocentric.
I would say vulture.

I know Sagamite can be too egotistic and arrogant. . .


Sagamite:
Shut up!

I would rather go with a nice Orobo than some flat-chested skank.

And take the poor girl with booobies you are using to deceive people that you have any booobies off your profile.

Ugly shyt!
Kekekekeke, please, like say the orobo will take your fat a[i]s[/i]s. .I can understand fat but bald on top of that?


kekekeke, oya, forget my br[i]e[/i]ast, you have never seen them, so stop talking rubbish.
*looks around sees sagamite*
Oh lord, thought ugly shyt was referred to be me. .kekekeke, I am glad you acknowledged your self as an ugly shyt meaning you need to be flushed away. . kekeke
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 5:35pm On Jul 18, 2011
toba:
Yeye. U know i dont joke

Yes waiting for your sis.
I told you bring 1.5 first. .
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 5:33pm On Jul 18, 2011
If you are Orobo with the right curves, take a speed train my way.
With that bald head? God forbid bad thing!!!. . .kekekekekekekeke
Culture › Wollofs And Mandinkas Lets Meet Here :)- by kandiikane(op): 5:26pm On Jul 18, 2011
So len deege oulof ak sorsee fi sen kerr la. .



Nyal ye mandinko nin surruwa kanwoo mooy al la suwoo loon nyin ti. .

grin grin
If you understand wollof and mandinka this is your house. .

Come lets tey- si- to kekekekeke
I put in 5pound. .
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 5:07pm On Jul 18, 2011
segzi cres:
i swear you shouldn't be alive

With that picture of yours, it is a miracle you are alive. . . Should be charged for crimes against fashion. .  Kekekekke




Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

You are no more talking about logical reasoning?

Flat chested skank, you are still talking?
Kekekekee, see your bald head!! The shine from it can brighten the whole of Nigeria. .Kekekeke
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 5:00pm On Jul 18, 2011
WOMEN WHO LIKE FOOD TOO MUCH ARE SO IRRITATING, EWWWW
Oh, christ!! I love food so so much, cannot live without it(duhhh!). . In fact, I am stuffing my face right now. . Kekeke


Sexkillz, I told you to ignore sagamite. . . He is depressed because he has gone fat and bald. Kekekekekeke
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 4:40pm On Jul 18, 2011
Sexkillz, ignore sagamite. . .


Deep Soul:
[color=#006600][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]
I heard a story of a man who dumped his bride at the altar and ran away with the chief bride's maid.
The jilted bride almost died from heartbreak.
After a while, the man got married to the chief bride's maid. On their way to their honey moon, they died in an accident.

True story.
It is either karma or the bride is a winch. . .
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 4:35pm On Jul 18, 2011
Nah, not going to fight him, just getting vex with him calling me kafir, worldly etc etc. .I am not religious as I said before because it is man made. I am a spiritualist seeking enlightenment. . kekekkeke




Aye, toba, are you waiting 'til you get married?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 4:28pm On Jul 18, 2011
where do I put in culture?

Can I add mandinka, coz nayah said she is mandinka?


Wollofs and Mandinkas meet here.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by kandiikane(m): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2011
Araboy:
I think Muki is serious girl and has some principles but kandil is not religious and most westernized eventually she will end up with one of her white British or Swedish sugar daddy
hope you enjoy yourself in Banjul just ask anyone to take you to Senegambia and make sure you have your pocket full of delesi make sure you treat the girls right and they will be nice and docile
Chineke!!!!!Una kam en see wetin dis porsin rite!!! You do not want to make me your enemy on here, seriously!. . I am not even kidding. .
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 3:49pm On Jul 18, 2011
segzi cres:
what is this saying? you better gerrout now!!! so a man should have a say abi? he should follow sheepishly and take whatever comes his way and d lady should be the one to choose abi?
If a woman is looking to marry and the man is not I do not see no point in the relationship. . .Yes, a man should follow sheepishly and take whatever the woman says. .
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 3:48pm On Jul 18, 2011
Op, if you have told her to lose weight many times and she has not done anything about it, kick her to the curb. .She deserves it for being in a relationship for 9years(should have asked "where is this going" 5yrs ago), knowing fully well she is not married to you but still let her self go
Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by kandiikane(m): 3:44pm On Jul 18, 2011
Ar nor tok? Oh, yes ar tok!!

I told my lady-friends not to stay in a relationship for more than 4years(if he has not proposed), do not move in, do not have children, wait until marriage. .But nooooo, they will not listen, they told me "if I love him I will stay and wait for him until he is ready, and if he wants us to move in and have children without marriage I am cool with that."

Now, see this after 9years the man wants to breakup just because the woman put on a few pounds. You spent 9years for nothing but if those 5 out of 9 were the marriage years the husband would not even dare want to leave just because the woman put on weight. .

Women I warn you, better have children in marriage and move in in marriage. After 4years of relationship(no talk of proposing or marriage) ask the man "where is this going?"

It should be 2year dating, in the third year you should be his fiancée and fourth year wife. .If this does not happen in the first 4years just ask him that question. .
Nairaland General › Re: Why Mr.cork And 190 by kandiikane(m): 3:13am On Jul 18, 2011
lool, you get time. . .That neck can make money. .kekekekekekek
Romance › Re: Only Married Men Ask Me Out! by kandiikane(m): 1:40am On Jul 18, 2011
Sagamite:
No, I think you might need it more as you fall into one of the bracket of the type of people I listed earlier that I can have sympathy for.
Nah mate, see where I fall 
Ladies in their late teens to mid twenties do not have this problem. The vast majority of men approach ladies in that age range.
I can assure you I find no trouble finding a mate. . wink
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Still A Virgin by kandiikane(m): 9:51pm On Jul 17, 2011
Ahh, me I have soo many in me the list is endless. .

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