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@SEFAGO, Yes I am sure but maybe one day, one day.

@Sbeezy8 Ileke thinks they are pretty what is your own? If you do not find them attractive bounce, nor ask why thread dae.

OK. I just wore my glasses and looked at those two girls for ages. I think I will take back my "pretty". They are iight. Sorry for the confusion, I did not have my glasses.

Aloy-emeka you are evil  nor be small ting sef

@SEFAGO, no kinky videos soz

@OAM4J, I appreciate beautiful women and if I use any words like that it just means I am appreciating even more. Don't worry about that someone.

lol. OK I will take back the"sister"

Can I not appreciate a woman with out been labelled a lesbian?

But I will answer you question I have bent slightly before.

*enters with partner*

I am hungry, how much is chicken yassa or mbaxal?

Pretty. Especially the one on the right. Good thing I have no sisters don't want them outshining me in that department. Only my children should

Just like PhysicsMD wrote"I'd hit it"

That is not the daughter . It is the sister

^^lol

lol

lmao ko,ko,ko indeed. Abeg if you cannot put the whole tori in one post forget it. lool ko,ko,ko

^^The two posters above, who asked you to post. silly men. Get out jor. It would have been very simple if you had just slipped out unnoticed but nooo, you just want to be seen.

@Heline, I have tfl-ed the address but I am getting too many corner,corner do you have the postcode? It will be very easy for my Tom-Tom.

@Jaybee, mayn I would love to go now but I cannot. But I am planning on going in July.

^lol. I will agree with you on that note.

lool, you are one crude man.Neways Im gonna go smoke sef

Ofcourse traditions are different. You are developed in the kitchen as a woman for your husband not your boyfriend.
But to each their own.

^^Yes what happens? stop this short short tori na

dayokanu:
^^
Can we have a marathon weed and sex session?

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/WeYsTmIzjkw[/flash]

lol, I have vowed never to touch it again.

SEFAGO:
Sheesh, and I was thinking of making you one of my many wives 

Anyhoo, I never do am oo. I dont even know how weed looks. I have only seen it in movies 

How do you guys smoke it, I am totally clueless

In life you just have to try things but I will not touch other drugs though. Seems my spirit does not like the weed spirit so I do not think it will agree with the other drug spirits sha

@2buff, where you brought up abroad? Or have you live abroad for a very very very long time?

Because if you were brought up back home you will see that no woman was brought to just cook for herself but for the whole family(unmarried that is) and until a man comes ask for hand in marriage and they get marriage she just cannot go to the man's house and cook for him.
If it is not for modern age when many women do not care about that anymore. I am not talking about girls who just will not cook because they just do not want to. I am trying to explain to you for a few girls they have that tradition instilled in them and it should be respected.

I am sure most would love to cook for their boyfriends but they cannot because they still follow their tradition even if they have moved abroad.

The food an unmarried girl cooks is for the house she lives in, if the boyfriend happens to drop by and lucky there is food left. I am sure he is allowed a taste it but she will not go out of her way to cook a feast for him personally.

I have cooked many times where I had to dish for my boyfriend because he happened to stop by. It was not cooked for him but I will not deny him my food if he stops at my place and he is hungry. Do you get my drift?

Btw I have never had munchies. I cant eat, I just tend to drink alot of water

I have smoked weed quite a few times and I have had good and bad experiences with it.
The first time I took it it was shared around and I only got a few puffs in and I just had that giggly and happy feeling everything was good around me flowers trees etc.
I too it quite a few times again with the same people same feelings.
Oneday I got a small bag of skunk and I went to my friends to roll it for me not realising that it was 3 in one but I smoked the whole joint in one anyway. After about 15minutes or so(was sitting opposite a mirror) I looked in it and I saw my face been repeated alot(lol I don't know how to explain it but that is how I felt). I just had a feeling something was wrongand I told my friend the next thing I can remember is I thought I was dead or inbetween life and death. I was screaming(but later I was told I was not it was in my head). I was dehydrated(I drank a 1.5 bottle of water in one go) I told my friends to take me to hospital but they said they will get in trouble lol so I asked for my mother got the same reply.

I got up and took my jacket and threw it over my head and went in the street and started humming to my self. I literally thought I was mad and that this is how you feel when you are mad. I remembered my heart was beat furiously I could literally hear it in my ears which scared my. I was told I kept on murmuring and I remember been told to stop been worried quite a few times because that made my experience worse. I later when home got in bed and could not really sleep because when I cover myself I did get hot and when I removed the cover I was cold so I just did half and half My friends thought the reason I had that experience is because I had a gin(a spirit) and it was not happy with the weed.

Because of this experience I vow never to smoke weed again but I did it once more with a different group of friends in a tight room and I just felt my heart picking up pace(I get scare when I can hear my heart) and became paranoid and what made it worst is that this a friend of my friend was there and he has those eyes that will be staring at two different directions and I thought he was going to rape me. So I wanted to leave but they told me they will drop me home, I agreed but on the way my friend came out of the car to go cash point and left me with the guy and the eyes and I literally open the door as the car was moving to get out. This experience was not as bad though.

Last weed experience about a month ago:
I vowed again never to smoke it again but it is just too tempting. This time I was smoking in rounds and for like an hour itdid not feel anything and I was like this weed is sh[i]it[/i]. I smoked finish after about 5 weed sticks and ready to go home. I started shaking when I was walking to the busstop ut I thought nothing of it. My friend asked me can you feel it after a while and all of a sudden I just felt something come over me starting from the top of my head. My started to feel my heart-I hate that feeling it just scares the living daylight outta me and I became worried he told me to calm down and I was like "Yes, I will be calmed, you just do not worry" Bus came stumbled unto it and I thought to myself did  people see my stumble, do they know I have smoked. Sat and my head just kept on spinning(not in a bad way), I just had loads and loads of thoughts in my head but I was fine. Came off the bus stop this guy I knew from somewhere by looking at him  I realised he too was high(Have you noticed that  you recognise someone who is high when you are straight away even on the streets its like you are in another "world" looking in on this world and you are all connected).  . I got home and I do not what I was looking for but I just kept on going up and down the stairs looking for something for about an hour I was just walking about repeating things I just did and then all of a sudden I get this realisation that I am high and that is why I am just walking around the house. I will go lie on my bed after a few minutes I will get up and go look that smae thing I was looking for then I will realise agian I am high and I will go back to bed- well let say I continued to do this until I slept cannot remember when
Tori done
I again vow never to touch it.
I did not proof read because I know it is quite long so sorry guys for the spellings in advance.

Well I think I have been fed Dog and monkey meat unknowingly

I thought it was going to end in 2012?

Uh huh.I just do not understand you at all. If your girlfriend pleases you in all manner of sense but she just will not cook for you why can you just not please her by accepting that. It is contradicting because you talk about pleasing each other but you cannot please her by respecting her values?

What?

@Mayowa07, to your questions it is because of free will.


@OP, well I am a witch but I have stopped the necessary requirements it involves because I found God.
Well when I use to practice witch craft(Note that juju and witchcraft are different things but I came across both). We were just normal, it is like a religion/way of life. I was a good witch though I do turn into animals or other humans but I do not physically change but create an illusion to a non-witch. I did not contact the underworld like most people will think or performed evil against humanity. I did know some people who have committed crimes on non-witches which is illegal in the witch world and they do pay for it. Yes we have a "law" and law enforcers. It is not so bad as made it out to be. Juju is usually performed by non-witches. I can still perform and do what I use to do but I found God.

looool.
J'adore fonejacker

Ar don tire.
@2buff, what about a girl who wants to cook but all she can prepare is them yeye food like beans on toast, english pancake etc? Will you walk away?

For me I will want someone who can cook them deep pot African meals and also who cooks rice on charcoal or wood fire not with rice cooker.

^Oh right I did not say they are better than men but in bed it can help quite alot of women who find it hard to orgasm when having intercourse.

Alot of women btw.