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Extravagance.

I'm missing two people on Nairaland and they are:

1) Cute_ass and

2) thiefofthehearts.

I will be happy cus i don't like you either.






wwyd

If you discover that ur brother in law is the one that pregnated ur sister.

Everybody on Nairaland is gud cus the ability and the capability of everyone to rack his or her brain on issues make them da bomb but i think

Tonifool is interesting, i ve not met her but she is gud in her posts and her replies.

Seun, Chairman i am giving u maximum respect cus u are always in the position of the elders and overtime u ve proved that u are intelligent. Keep it up guy.

Thiefofthehearts, Straight, blunt and open.

Beyuncee, Friendly and Nice.

But 4 real u guys are gud.

Cute_ass, friendly and interesting.

Zebedeee, friendly and nice too

oh my God, u guys are da best how i wish i can pa owe in Yoruba.

Ok i will try one, plz dont turn me to a laughing stock.



Ogede dudu ko ya busan, omo buruku ko ya lupa. LoL.

ANODA ONE,

Teni begi loju.

love him so much




why don't u tell ,

plz help me out.

believe.

Tpbm is da sweetest in da room.

Konga.







Whats ur best designer label.

Yesterday.





When was the last time you pay someone's transport fare.

sexy

i rate diddy 1 4 been open minded.

Hi room,

This is a new game and this is how it goes:

The person b4 u mention d name of a sport, music, club, movies etc u just mention someone u know that feature in the music, in the movie or that play for the club and so on.

example: Ocean 11 features George Clooney, TONGOLO fEATURES D'BANJ.

SO i Start da game

Arsenal(Gunners)

I will be happy cus im out of this world with so much traffic in everything.









Imagine everybody on planet earth are guys

I will take as a wish from God.









What will u do if u get to know that ur husband is the one behind the baby in ur sister's womd?

No i can't.









Can u do without talking?

a good girl

Ditch.









Myke Tyson?

is attractive

Today.






When was the last time you paid someone's bus fare.

U guys are joking,

Im d last now and no one after me.

Hi all,

What is the name of the first car to be used in bible days?

Well guys will remain what they are and what people understand them to be but irrespective of the thread u ladies still need us in ur life.

To some ladies guys are the best thing on planet earth and to some they are the worst thing but my dear u still need him o.

You just do as if nuffin has happened and u go on with ur life but before u go on try as much as possible to satisfy urself with the arry sexually u can then allow her to goon her own.

Hi Room,

Please kindly advice on this issue:

There is a girl in my class pretty, attractive and good and we ve been friends right from our 100level now we are in 300level, i tried asking her out but she refused and everytime i asked her to kiss or peck me she is always eager to do it and she will do it well and to my satisfaction but she has refused to date me. dont u think something is wrong somewhere or do u think she is not interested cus everybody in school see her as my gf.

Plz room advice i love this girl.

Hi all,

Happy Valentine.

Guys is it good enough to be plain to ladies.

My experience:

I met a girl who is called Bola during my UME(University metriculation exzmination) classes those days, Bola was a very pretty and attractive girl with a nice physique, posture and style everything about her is just awesome and remarkable, i adore Bola in my heart everytime we met in class and i wished that she could just understand what i am going through in my heart over her but one day i summoned courage to ask her out, few weeks later we start going everywhere together, we start dating and we love each other very well that we are the talk of the town and class but one day Bola asked me some funny questions and these are the questions and my responses:
1) Do ur parents own the house u lived in? No
2) Where does ur work? He is a farmer.
3) What about ur mom? she is a trader
4) How many siblings do u have? six.

I asked her the reasons for the question she said she is just finding out my background but after that day her character and behaviour changes and she start behaving funny and she stoped giving me attention, i told my friends about it and trhis is what we planned to do since its obvious that she is looking for the son of a wealthy man we will show her
Our plan:
I took a friend car to class for some few days without even talking to her or asking her for anything but suddenly i noticed that she was always trying to be around me which i didnt allow but one day i asked her to give me some time so we can talk she did and i told her that all this while i ve just be joking with her about my responses to the questions she asked me so few days ago, that my parents are wealthy my father is a bank manager and my mother works with chevron and she responded with a smile on her face telling me thar im a play boy the following day i invited her to a friend's house and we had a nice time on bed this happen several times after the first day before i told her that i lied to her just to get in between her thighs that i am a son of a farmer and she cried and said to hell with me but i ve done what i wanted.

@ post,

Hi All,

Happy valentine,

thanks all for ur replies i really appreciate u guys. Keep on rackinc ur mental faculty.

@TOH,

Happy Valentine girl,
Im sorry i couldnt return ur replies yesterday i have problem with my system.
dont see me as a wicked guy cus of what i posted it didnt happen to me but a friend so why should i beat u for applying lipstick,i for one i enjoyed it when someone put it on and it matches as in go well with the person's lips, it make me go crazy.

You remain my nairaland Val and i wouldnt mind becoming ur friend for real if u dont object that why dont u give your yahoo id or any other means so we can get to know each other wella.

@thiefofthehearts

Thanks so much for responses and replies.

But this is what one of the guys was saying yesterday, he said the lipstick on her wife will stain his mouth and will be too bad for him to start going about with it.
But the other guy said its ok for him cus she is her wife and not anyone else's wife.