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Fashion / Re: How Do I Avoid Sweat Stains On My Shirt Collars? by kanmosyl(m): 6:24pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
initiate: LOL, Guy u wicked oooooooooooooooo |
Fashion / Re: What is the Best Cream For Someone Who's Dark In Complexion? by kanmosyl(m): 11:03am On Sep 09, 2009 |
Hi Guys, plz i need you all to help me out, I've been battling with pimples for a long time but met with sumone yesterday who introduces fungbact A to me, any hope plz? and also im chocolaty in complexion and i need a gud body cream that will bring out a perfect complexion although i ve started using body treat for now and am yet to see any change in sight. plz help. |
Celebrities / Re: Drop A Tribute To Micheal Jackson Here by kanmosyl(m): 3:26pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
What a loss to the music Genre. Adieu Michael Joseph Jackson(pop king). The whole world will miss u dearly. |
Music/Radio / Re: Any Fan Of Dolly Parton In House by kanmosyl(m): 2:49pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
@ spikedcylinder, i didn't ask you to read it its just two of her collections that i love most thank you for not reading. |
Music/Radio / Any Fan Of Dolly Parton In House by kanmosyl(m): 9:36am On Dec 04, 2008 |
Hello Nairalanders, Im a great lover and fan of the great Dolly parton and i've been listening to her for more than 19 gud yrs now. Is there anybody in house who is also a fan plz lets see u. my best are A christmas to remember You've made this a Christmas to remember Springtime feelin's in the middle of December Strangers meet and they willingly surrender Oh! What a Christmas to remember Almost went to Aspen but something told me no I considered Mammoth but there wasn't enough snow And I even thought of Gatlinburg but that seemed so far to go So I headed up to Tahoe for a Christmas on the slopes And I had fantasized about Christmas in this way Curled up by a fireplace in a Tahoe ski chalet With a fast talking lover and some slow burning wood But even in my wildest dreams it never got this good and You've made this a Christmas to remember Springtime feelin's in the middle of December Change the radio and I'll turn the lights down dimmer Oh! What a Christmas to remember Strangers when we met, lovers as we leave Christmas to remember, too good to believe Don't know how or when, but I know we'll meet again We'll come blowin' back to somewhere like some wild restless winter's wind And you've made this a Christmas to remember Springtime feelin's in the middle of December Neath the mistletoe you kissed me warm and tender Oh! What a Christmas to remember We loved and laughed and played and joked Sang Christmas songs and talked to folks Sleighed the fields and skied the slopes Then to the lodge for dinner But now it's time for us to go As our hearts melt like chimney snow There's just one thing I want to know Can we do this next winter Oh! What a Christmas to remember You've made this a Christmas to remember Springtime feelin's in the middle of December Though the fire is hot, we'll just have to let it simmer Oh! What a Christmas to remember You've made this a Christmas to remember Springtime feelin's in the middle of December Though it's cold outside we'll just stroke the burning embers Oh! What a Christmas to remember. and Hello God Hello, God, are you out there? Can you hear me? Are you listenin' any more? Hello, God, if we're still on speakin' terms, Can you help me like before? I have questioned your existence, My resistance leaves me cold. Can you help me go the distance? Hello, God. Hello, hello. This old world has gone to pieces, Can we fix it? Is there time? Hate and violence just increases, We're so selfish, cruel and blind. We fight and kill each other, In your name, defending you. Do you love some more than others? We're so lost and confused. Hello, God, are you out there? Can you hear us? Are you listenin' any more? Hello, God, if we're still on speakin' terms, Can you help us like before?. Oh, the free will you have given, We have made a mockery of. This is no way to be livin'. We're in great need of your love. Hello, God. (Hello, hello.) Hello, God, can you grant us, Love enough to make amends? (Hello, God.) Is there still a chance, That we could start again? Hello, God, we've learned our lesson. Dear God, don't let us go. (Hello, Hello.) More than ever, Hello, God. Hello, hello. Hello, God, we really need you, We can't make it without you. (Hello, God.) We beseech you, In the name of all that's true. Hello God, please forgive us, For we know not what we do. Hello, God, give us one more chance, To prove ourselves to you. Hello, God, (Hello, God.) Hello, God. |
Foreign Affairs / What Will Tommorow Look Like by kanmosyl(m): 8:28pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
Good evening, my great people of Nairaland, its obviously less than 6hrs to the greatest election of the world in your own opinion and observation what do you think tommorrow will look like in the history of America and the history of the world. please comments is only welcome from sensible people who understands their right from their left. |
Celebrities / Re: Wife Of P-square’s Peter Delivers Baby Boy by kanmosyl(m): 5:26pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Celebrities / Wife Of P-square’s Peter Delivers Baby Boy by kanmosyl(m): 5:12pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Lola Omotayo, the wife of Peter Okoye of P-Square musical group has been delivered of a baby boy. Lola, who had been on maternity leave for some months, gave birth to the baby last Tuesday in London. P.M.News gathered that although the mother and baby are yet to return to Nigeria, Peter has been in a joyous mood since the good news was broken to him. The christening, according to Peter, is expected to hold as soon as Lola and the baby return next month. “I can’t disclose the exact time of their arrival at the moment, but if not next month, it will be December. I’m also keeping the name of the child close to my heart for now. I will unveil it when the time comes. “Although people have been suggesting names for me, even my twin brother, Paul, is yet to know the name I have settled for,” Peter told our reporter, adding that “it’s a thing of joy and I’m happy about it.” Comments |
Jokes Etc / Re: Logy by kanmosyl(m): 5:09pm On May 14, 2008 |
Kokology: study of the koko. Longthinglogy: The study of long things. Sexology: The study of sex. womanology: the study of woman. FUCKUPOLOGY: The study of Bleep ups. More to come. |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Do You Call A Guy Who? by kanmosyl(m): 6:01pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
why all the name calling now ah ah u guys should try and control ur mouth over some vulgar languages. |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Damn Cat by kanmosyl(m): 5:54pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
@poster, Very funny joke. @everybody, Abeg all of make una ask me about my weekend cus na only girls for here dey ask theirselves wey all the guys now abi na no dey caring. |
Education / Ats by kanmosyl(m): 9:32am On Feb 25, 2008 |
Good morning fellow Nairalanders, Please i will like to know the cost, requirement and procedures for ATS as fresh gruaduate from secondary school and also as an OND holder. Plz anybody with useful information and advice regarding ATS should help me out urgently. |
Jokes Etc / Re: PASTOR IN THE FOREST by kanmosyl(m): 4:47pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@poster very funny. @Ituen, how far now u still dey carry the babe around give me now make i dey marry am. |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Took You So Long by kanmosyl(m): 4:42pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@Kola Oloye, How do u know i ve not returned it if not that u ve been going to her house at my back, telling her all sort of things anyways i gave her phone to my new girl friend and bought a new one for myself. Kola u are stepping on my toes and i ve been warning you DONT LET ME LOSE MY TEMPER. @Saucekid U are praying for me to lose my temper i reject and nullify all the handiwork of the devil on me in jesus name |
Jokes Etc / Re: Did U Close Ur Garage Door? by kanmosyl(m): 4:10pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
CuteAngel: Oh my God this is very funny lmao. |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Took You So Long by kanmosyl(m): 3:56pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@Ituen, dont be offended im so sori for my sightographic error. @Clemcykul, U are bastardising my name is kanmosyl and not kano sly dont let me sue u for that @Kola oloye, Do u say im already confused dont let me lose my temper on u cus if i do i will text u dirty slap and punches with my fone and u will regret of eva saying that. Guys no hard feelings. |
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by kanmosyl(m): 3:43pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@ Ilugunboy, Ose jare paddy to sure ju infact u are the surest eniyan on Nairaland. @TawaTemi, O to lo so jare, mo ti so oro tan amo, oti da mi lo oun ibere mi now moni mo nifere gan mo ke gbadun e gani ke. Moni fe TawaTemi gan kanmosyl Mofe ran TawaTemi gan kanmosyl lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele kanmosyl ma ma mind Yoruba mi awon temi ni yoruba eko ni mo so but je afi yen le ka me fere wa lo on a kentro level jasi now omoge. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Love And Time by kanmosyl(m): 12:30pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
nice one Motivational joke |
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by kanmosyl(m): 12:09pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Eyin temi, bawo se ewa dada? moke gbadun yoruba yiii gan ni kee mo tun like be se n ju si rayin especially that lovely omobinrin tio je Tawa temi for real omo yen tii wa ju both in deed and even in thought appearance e gan ko ba obinrin je rara, iru e ma wun kin fi se aya mio wa mo bo ya oti ni ololufe tio da inu edun ni gbogbo igba abi kilo feel awelewa omo pupa rondo ronda. eyin guys ema mind mi o im just been motivated. ese gan ni |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Took You So Long by kanmosyl(m): 11:46am On Feb 22, 2008 |
@ nightnurse, I dont know when u turn urself to be sumone else mouthpiece u never can tell the lady might need my help and i promise to render any kind of help just to make sure the place is cleared atleast for the betterment of those that will be coming to this world thru that place. @ituen, how do i help myself first. |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Took You So Long by kanmosyl(m): 10:50am On Feb 22, 2008 |
Ituen hi, I like that chick wey dey type for that computer wey dey ur house na nice chick oooo u fit help me arrange the girl. @poster, dont mind them o jare the thread is very funny but pls can u tell me the name of the person and her house address cus i ve got sumone who can help her. |
Forum Games / Re: Saying I Love In Different Languages by kanmosyl(m): 10:40am On Feb 22, 2008 |
U guys should stop all this Bra, pant and slippers issue and get to work there are many of us here who want to learn new languages incase we come across some new kokolets from those tribes get to work and teach us new things. |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Much Is Barbie? by kanmosyl(m): 7:13pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
What those bra size 'letters' mean , A for Almost there B for Barely boobs C for Can live with these D for Damn good E for Enormous F for FAKE! |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Much Is Barbie? by kanmosyl(m): 7:06pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Hilarious Work Joke: Human Resources Helpful Hints Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing. If they have taken the table apart, put them in Engineering. If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance. If they are waving their arms and talking out loud, send them to Consulting. If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them. If they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Computer Information Systems is their niche. If the room has a sweaty odor, perhaps they're destined for the Help Desk. If they mention what a good price we got for the table and chairs, put them into Purchasing. If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rainforests, Public Relations would suit them well. If they are sleeping, they are Management material. If they are writing up the experience, send them to the Technical Documents team. If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security. If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Much Is Barbie? by kanmosyl(m): 12:48pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Swimming With Crocodiles! One day a wealthy man was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, women, cars, planes; anything he wanted. This guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, he and his friends all standing around drinking, and partying next to the pool. The man gets up on the life guard tower and all his friends look up. He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first person who swims across my pool will get all my money." No one moves. Now the man looks over the crowd, draws on his joint and says, "OK, the first person who swims across my pool gets all my money and my house." Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person who swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes." Still, no one moves, not even an eye blinks at this time. "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the women you can handle; everything I own." "Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower jumps down and runs over to him. "That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done. Do you want the money now or later?" "I don't want the money." "Do you want the house now or later?" "I don't want the house." "Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?" "I don't want that either." "Do you want the women now or later?" "I don't want the women." The wealthy man looks at him and says, "Well what DO you want?!?!?" "I just want the guy who pushed me in!" |
Jokes Etc / How Much Is Barbie? by kanmosyl(m): 12:42pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
How Much Is Barbie? A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have, 'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19.95 , 'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 , 'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 , 'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 , and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00." "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture." |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by kanmosyl(m): 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2007 |
chelsea fans i hail o which time be our match? 4 dat sun wentin go happen. 4 Emir |
Nairaland / General / Reflection by kanmosyl(m): 12:07pm On Dec 10, 2007 |
Hi everybody, Merry xmas and prosperous new year in advance. We all know the year is running to an end and im quiet sure that at the beginning of the year most of us set goals to be achieved before the end of the year and truly its been like that for some people, they 've achieved more than what they set but to some others its been one problem or the other achieving just one. Plz i will like for those who truly set goals and were able to achieved their goals, to reflect on those goals they set, how they go about the achievement in other to assist those who encounter one problem or the other achieving theirs, so we can prepare ourselves against the coming year. NAIRALAND FOR LIFE. |
Jokes Etc / Wicked Crocodile. by kanmosyl(m): 11:29am On Dec 06, 2007 |
A crocodile at a zoo in the Southern Taiwan city of Kaohsiung holds the fore arm of a zoo veterinarian in between his teeth while the veterinarian was trying to treat it.
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Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by kanmosyl(m): 6:34pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Eyin temi ewo lese, se ewa bi ewa? As i was entering into Nairaland today, Bi mo se nwo inu Nairalandi yi leni, i asked myself that what are the reasons for me to be here mo bere lowo ara mi pe idi wo ni mo se gbodo wa nibi but i saw different reasons sugbon mo ri idi orisirisi i saw big reasons and the same time saw small reasons mo ri idi nla beni motun ri idi kekere i also saw fat reasons and thin reasons mori idi rabata beni motun ri idi gbigbe i even saw good reasons and bad reasons mo ri idi to da motun ri idi to ti baje i pray that good and fat reasons will not escape u guys in jesus name mo gba dura pe idi nla ati idi to da ko ni fiyin sile ni oruko jesu amen amin |
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by kanmosyl(m): 6:46pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
Alagbin, Mabi nu jo mo fi Olorun be o, Mio ka idahun re dada ni o mabi nu ki o si dariji mi sugbon bami ja ore re Ajileko si ikan ti mo so tan ko le mo pe omoluabi onso isokuso lenu. Lekan si mabinu simi. |
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