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Cus he is a reflection of his fore fathers.

why do u think OBJ is ugly?

To show us that there are oceans in heaven.

Why do wee urinate?

cus fuckin diapers have a gud sense of reasoning

why do we laugh?

because they want to know who will say sorry to them so when they grow up they will know who to buy a car and a house in choice area.

why do u ask the question?

who say men dont cry after break up
Guy men dey cry oooooo
i cried after my last break up infact i cried for days it was so hard for me to get over on time.

Why will a church impose ur partner on u,
that is very very wrong.
I for one will not allow that to happen to me, why will my pastor imposed on me
and i think the problem nowadays is that most people are now blindfolded by their church doctrines
which is affecting alot if us.

Hi all,

Plz i'm still looking for my birthday mate
Febuary 18th.

Veracious,
It seems u know people's birthdate help me check if i have mate here.

Hi Olanajim,
how are u doing and hope u had a nice time in bed.
My creed is based on the word of God so i dont see how it will affect
other people negatively.
concerning my babe, the bible says: And two of the shall become one
so both of us are one and we do things our own way as a person.

My Creed,

DOING MY THINGS MY OWN WAY AND NOT BASED ON PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION BUT ON THE WORD OF GOD WITH HONESTY AND PRIDE.

@poster,
Guy can u imagine what u've caused ur parents,sisters and unborn lad all in the name of looking for good girls,
i felt so embarrassed after reading Naijacutee's reponce to ur thread, well im sure if u have regard for ur family
u should understand the fact that there are better ways of putting ur mental faculty to work rather than using vulgar languages on the female folks to the extent of making them curse ur parents and sisters even ur unborn children.
If u have ever been upset by any female folks, that doesn't mean they are all bad, i ve got loads of them and im here to tell u they are the best of friends to ever be associated with. May be u should make urself straight and upright so u can attract the best of them.

To all female Nairalanders,
I must say that from the bottom of my heart and on behalf of responsible male Nairalanders we are so sorry for thsi thread, plz do find a place in ur heart to forgive us and we will always remaind urs forever.

@Naijacutee, Nana and others,
plz forgive us oooooooooooo and stay kool.

Welcome on board
hope u will enjoy our flight?

@arshy,
why dont u ask the person after the person before and after the person before u for ur number
just kidding LOL.

@poster,
Act as if both of never exist.

@easy babe,
I tire 4 u oo
Suicide 4 what, over what.

My parents may not accept him
@poster,
Here lies the problem
the first u need to do is pray and after that make ur parents accept him.They feel that he may die anytime but i try to make them understand that even a younger man may die anytime,God knows what, accident, sickness etc.
For crying out loud why on planet earth will u accept a negative thought about the person
u want to spend the rest of ur life with. My dear sister let me give u a personal definition of faith:
Faith is not a denial of fact but it is denying the fact over ur existence, what im saying is bcus he is older than u
there are tendencies that he might leave  this world b4 u, that is the fact but u deny it immediately bcus there pple on
earth who are 120 yrs and they are still living even doing very well, so if u haven't concieve him in ur mind dying i can sure bet that he won't die, nothing on planet earth will kill him except when God says its high time for him to go.

Personal opinion
There is nothing wrong with marrying an older man, if u find love and peace with him plz go ahead and have fun.
Best of luck sis.

Industrious,Outrageous and she must posess an entrepreneural spirit.

@gabongee,
what do u mean by men simply cheats cus of what they see the women folks wear,
thats not enough reason for us to cheat, are u saying if u see someone who is related to u
puting on revealing dresses u will want to go for her. No that shouldn't be we should be able to control our ego.( i personally can not stand cheating cus i hate it)

@poster,
Not every men on planet earth cheat
but for the few that does that, my own side to it is that they lack the sense of maturity
for crying out loud what are u looking for in the other babes that ur wife doesn't posess.

Hi guys,

What will u do if u are in his shoes,
He's been scared of getting married bcus of unfaithfulness and finally he got someone who he can trust.
Alas, to his sharp amazement two days to their wedding he saw his princess charming in the hotel room with his boss.

Real guys @ home what will u do
Girls are welcome on board too
Plz be real

pit - tip

i was on my way to the class when i saw

Life has taught me that

Problems gravitates towards their solution and that problems doesn't exist its just a mirage.

Its funny how someone will catch bird flu and pple look at him and say is dancing yahooozee dance.

Jennipher Aniston






Jose Mounrinho or Arsene Wenger?

@poster,
Sometimes taking the right the decision is always but you'd better
take it bcus there is nothing like the right thing, right is just right.
as Nairalanders has been saying we want to come to ur wedding and comfortable
not to come there and be experiencing the nagging of the first woman so plz
ja for the man.

Brosieeee CONGRATULOBIA
No bi small thing oooo
to get hooked with someone and ur choice of person
this call for celebrations

If all nairalanders are invited that mean say u go spend money ooo
for ogogoro, stouts cigarette and indo u know what am saying

ONCE AGAIN HAPPY MARRIED LIFE IN ADVANCE and get ur hubby sign up here so we can
be asking how far u ve been treating her in all wise.

U guys wont kill me with lughter

@poster,
Girls are now looking for marriage
what do u expect is marriage not a normal thing for them.
Well if u are saying they are desperate about it, its cus most
guys are running from marriage cus they see it as commitment
and responsibility in disguise which some men dont want for now

Guy wake up(SOJI)

wake up in the sense that u have to know whats is the best for u
there are pple who have difficulties taking care of someone else child
just use sense and be wise.

I don't allow my past to weigh me down for this
reason i throw my past of me immediately so i
don't even think about it anyday anytime cus i dont
want to align my present with the past so i dont
think my past exist.
i can only do it for reference purposes
@macutie,
well say, i cant offload my past for this reason too

Macutie:
If its something that would affect her, its better u say it soon because if u say it later she wont appreciate it. But if it has to do with you and how u lived your life bla bla bla, you first have to gain her trust then when u are sure she wont fret u can tell her! Cos then u'l just hold each other cry and she'l probably tell u everything would be fine! Be good man

Nairalanders with questions

@poster,
keep checking everywhere im very sure u will come across one
but be ready to spend ur last kobo and even be ready to send
units to her phone so she can always flash u for u to call her.

What have we guys done to u gals of Nairaland?
A cripple man ask me out,
shortman how far?
U babes should just leave us alone, we are trying our best to come off all
this issue anyways there are cripple and shot babes too. Guys lets tackle them back and
we must go on strike im so sure if they didn't see us here again they will apologise and call us back.
well im not short and im not cripple.

Report the person to the SSS.

Sometimes i don't know how to answer this kind of questions cus i ve come several questions like this over time.
Nigeria is not good, how many places have u been into in Nigeria?
some months ago i met someone who not visited my school at all, saying my school is not good such questions are irritating.
@poster,
U can't just say our girls are not romantic cus u are generalising the thread,
may be u should put ur thread this way: my girlfriend is not romantic.
HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE U COME ACROSS IN THIS OUR GREAT NIGERIA THAT ARE NOT ROMANTIC?
I ve met a lot of them and for crying out loud they are romantic and i mean romantic to the core.

I prefer to boxers to pant too
boxers makes u look so sexy expecially when
u have a gud one and a nice combination of colours
standing in the presence of ur girl she will always want
to hug u (personal opinion) and i

Bolarge:
I prefer boxers bo. No story.
D only thing be say boxers no dey fit control d main man when he's annoyed and d tin fit dey veerry embarassing especially in public with shirt tucked in.

think i ve got the right
combination of boxers with gud colours cus my aunt sells the stuffs
and get them across to me weekly. Guys go for boxers its sexy.
@bolarge,
boxers too dey hold the thing wella when u sabi pack urself may be u should see sumone who sabi pack John Taylor in boxers