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kanmosyl:
. What a great respond

. what a great responce.

sanmius:
there are two sides to a coin

. What a great respond

No they can't fly down from heaven they can only swim up from the red sea.


Which is more safer for the beautiful ones, to fly down from heaven or swim up from the red sea?

@poster,
Nice thread
I am very very sure and so certain that u can be loved from here as long as u can love from there and u are ready to give out recharge and refresh cards.

No as long as u wouldn,t want to run mad for a lady one day.

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP CHELSEA.

Don't u think we are the blues thats why we are called the chelsea?

There are some lovely tribal marks and they are attractive, i can date such a person
but there are some tribal marks that are scary, if u come across someone with such tribal marks in the afternoon u will want to run let alone sharing the same room and bed, i reject, come against and nullify marrying or even dating such a person in jesus name amen

Let someone shout Halleluyah.

Guy why do u have to go this far, u have a GF and u are still seeing someone else. Well
My opinion is that:
1) What is the stand of ur GF on this issue,
2)Is she ready to accept her and u being the father of another child apart from her own.
If she is positive on this issue then u can go ahead and father the baby without entering into marriage with the mother of ur first child, but lets pause a moment and have a rethink, how are u sure u impregnated the girl, have u gone through thorough research and it is confirmed that u are the biological father of the next CBN governor in that girl u refused to enter marriage agreement with.

We will definitely contact u when we have a plan to travel to those places u mentioned cus i don't see any reason we should be wasting money on visa while there is someone in the house who can do it free of charge.


@thonia slim,
Why are sealing ur mouth, wont u apply it is free.

@poster,
Sometimes it is hard to leave ur loved one all in the name of genotype, especially when u guys don't know ur
genotype or you ve not shared it with each other from the start of the relationship, i see it as one big bang cus u might have to start all over again with a new person but never the less with the fact that nobody will want to experience difficulties in his or her marital life, it is better to give common sense an edge over love so as to avail marital problems with both families.

Cus he is a questionaire.

Why do u think he's asking Question?

Cus we are human beings




Why are u born?

@seun,
I'm so sure u ve got a smart visison for Nairaland, plz for God sake don't allow anybody on planet earth to discourage u
its nice there are competitors everywhere and good u are seeing them around u, but the fact is just that if u are a man of great and smart vision, competitors will only show u ur weak point so u can work on them, for crying out loud don't allow conditions, situations or ur weaknesses to weigh u down because in the process of trying to attend to such things ur competitors will take advantage of u. A man that will pull down a wall must stand firm and must staggered not.
Seun plz i must say that u have got all it takes to succeed in this business, so just go ahead and succeed, no limitation to what u can achieve and besides plz stop focusing on ur competitors, just be the best in the area of ur endeavours and u will find out that u competitors are just behind u.
Everybody that has contributed to the thread has made a lot of senses just follow up with all what they have said and make adjustment and i must tell u we will all keep the flag flying(nice work guy, WELLDONE)
SKY IS JUST OUR STEPPING STONE.

Adapting to new situation is a learning process for most pple, cus they want to easily adapt to situations and conditions when they get to hell fire or heaven (whichever).

Why are some pple tall and some other short?

Cus he lacks question sense.


Why don't u ask on the person's behalf?

so that 2 can tango.



Why is 5 b4 6?

Cus quietness is the highest order in heaven.


Why are u lousy?

yes 100% true cus ur parents are the manufacturer and creator of children since they dont have, they wont allow u to have too.


Do u thing childbearing is important?

It become red after sex with no details.



Why do u think is a pink velvet with details?

It become after sex with no details.


Why do u think is a pink velvet with lovely details?

To date u.


Why do u think i want to date u?

Cus fool is another way of saying plenty, so guy are plentiful than ladies.



Who tell u guys fool themselves?

Cus fine looking girls are for f**k and fine looking guys are for pose.


Who tell u there are fine looking girls?

No thats not true, guys open their leg in other to learn how to ride a horse.


Why do ladies say YES when they actually mean No?

cus they are parly with brownsilk and they brownsilk wont be able to steal their thing away.


Why do we have legs?

There are weed everywhere in the world so go anywhere u so decided and u will weed till u die
but i think the best place to start is in the lagoon.


But why do u think weed is neccessary?

@pterrygot,

What he wrote was in english only that we find it difficult to understand him
may be he should express himself in mathematics or shorthand.

The kings are the father of the princes in other way,
they are the maga while the prince are mumu.
hope it make sense pterrygot.

Guy this ur thread is interesting, infact the best thread on Nairaland so far but i think
it would have been bettere if u keep it personal cus i assume it should be a personal thing
anway i cant laugh this alone cus its funny.

cus detergent is from the word deter and its found in the world of the gent.


Do u think its possible to brush with detergent?

Cus u are.

Dont u know u are?

Cus its a normal thing in the country where Naira is their major priority.


Do u understand?

No but i heard in the news that it was last seen in Oshodi market.


Dont u think Rihanna is careless for misplacing her umbrella?