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Nairaland is the best place to come to ease ur tension or when u are
under pressure cus u will laugh and forget ur sorrows. I can stop laughing, laughing and falling off my seat.

@poster,
the best way to make a relationship a long lasting one is when
both partner find it very easy to say thank u to each other after sex
this will give room for another time.

@poster,
Guy why do u go this far,
the fact that both of u are player doesn't he can't end up marrying the gal
there are ways u can prove him rather than poking his girlfriend, guy u are wicked o(home breaker)
U ARE TO BE BLAME cus u are not his true friend can u do that to ur younger brother.
i had a similar experience from ex but i had to use my initiative to prove my maturity by taking style to run from it.
Bros run and go and apologise to both of them cus u don cause trouble

There are many things we left on our in life,
plz don't let us forget the fact that a physically challenged person
doesn't ask or pray for it and besides he's just physically challenged
not mentally or intellectually challenged.
I must tell you that there are pple who will enjoy their marriages with pple who are
challenged one way or the other than those who are upright.
@Poster,
I m not saying u should go ahead with what doesn't suite u as we all have laid down procedures and principles for every aspect of our lives, so if u dont find him upright enough to ur taste why dont u just make him a friend, be proud of him and tell him u have someone u are dating already, im so sure this will make him feel relaxed and always make him happy too by encouraging him.

I,M SSS(Single and seriously searching).

1) I've got a vision for my self

2) I' ve got a vision for my wife

3) I' ve got a vision for my kids

4) I' ve got a vision for Nigeria and lastly

5) I' ve got a vision for the world.

All this are what keep me moving cus i must achieve them.

LOVE is da best thing on earth when u are catching the fun
the worst on earth when u are feeling it.

The lady i sat with on my way to class
i was so pissed cus she was just smelling of
spoilt fish i had to use style to cover my nose
but a female friend later told me the smell must
be from her hair.

@cute-ass,
I wish i am with u helping u with ur work
while u take some rest and drugs
anyway hope u are getting better
miss u a great deal
get well soon.

Why cutting it when u can have it covered cus
when u get to the land of pple with ears u will need
ur ears.

When i meet cute-ass face to face that day will be one of
my best day on earth.
Anyway i look forward to meeting u one day.

I'm missing just one person and she is
cute-ass
Any one who know her whereabout should tell her
im looking for her seriously.

I can't believe i don't have a birthday mate on Nairaland

@poster,
Cheap u say, all because she gave u her number on the first day
but dont get it wrong the fact that she gave u her number cheaply
doesnt mean na so she go dey cheap to toast o

@

PHEESAYOUR:
Because she gave you her number so you started feeling or thinking she is cheap?? Na double wah for you!

nice one oo jare dont mind the guy.

HABA our LADIES OF Nairaland,

let me sight a picture for those of u saying u will go for the
handsome poor guy cus he will be presentable at occassions and
functions
look at the guy u are taking to a big party where u have ur pretty friends
the shoe he wore to the party is chopped off, his white lace turned off-white
bcus hes been using it for a long time while u are trying to present him to ur
friend all in the name of presentable, the soul of his shoe removed and ur friends
at the party start to dey make jest of u all in the name of handsome and presentable
im sure u wont think twice b4 u tell him u are not doing again.

GIRLS BE REAL FOR WELLA AND TRULLA.

@poster,
The fact that she has refused to stop staring at u
doesnt she is in love or tripping for u
it might just be all these:
omo plenti maybe de for this mata o
maybe you remind her of aki and pawpaw
maybe you resemble he former boifriend
mabe you resemble tif wey rob them before
maybe you resemble d guy wey sex-attack her once.

Whether she is still seeing the ex or not we cant blame
for reasons best known to her or ladies in da house can u
just imagine urselves working in Victoria Inland in lagos and
leaving in a four storey face me i face u apartment in Ikorodu.
just imagine the traffic on third mainland bridge, the staircase
u will climb when u get home after that u start preparing what this
guy who doesnt have a car will eat, sweeping the house and all that
but baby dont get me wrong, im not saying go back to ur ex but atleast
accept the car as a gift and cruise ur husband with it to silver bird galleria
im sure he wont forget the experience especially when he start recieving gud
mouth so to say like good wife and a nice car.

@ poster u don suegbe for lagus see how woman turn u to a table tennis ball
GUY wake up

@Veracious,
Never mind ur birthdate was just three days before mine
well we can still work things out to make it a perfect one
and make it the same day cus i dont want u to miss out
of the blessings bestowed on me by God on that great
day
FEBUARY 18TH
Well still looking for a perfect match.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
still laughing plz can someone someone help me i cant finish laughing

Let me sight an example of what i ve seen and heard,

A friend of mine(a lady) told me that she prefers to marry someone
who will be beating her everyday because she is too stubborn and
her mouth is so wide that she can utter anything to the guy that is
what i ve heard.

what i ve seen,
This same lady got hooked to a boy friend in the same school who
happens to be the head of the kegaite, trulla and wella the guy they
beat am like say, infact she dey use am train everymorning and after the
quarrel the guy go poke the girl and they both are enjoying it.

But beating my GF is beyond my mental faculty bcus for what reason will i beat
my GF.

@inze,
No be small thing ooo, forget all the
yes i do, moi, yaep, yah,yeso, yes,yes, yes
they are not real but the fact is that some of these ladies
cant do without been negative to the thread while the rest are
just positive to it but i just believe say no be small thing to do
and no too dey easy(personal opinion).
Sonye said she's seen someone who was positive to the
third one and she called her mugu thats enough to tell us say no be
small thing.

Unto us a child is born and unto us a child is given
he shall have a very pretty, beautiful and adorable birthday
mate on Nairaland and they will end up being the best of friends.

DA GREAT DATE IS

FEBUARY 18TH
Anybody in da house?

@thiefoftheheart,

I'm doing very very good and im sure u are too?
is good to take it easy now, rather than taking it easy
at a later time and by then it would have been too late
Omo i dey feel u o jare only that i dont have enough of ur
contact and i dont know u to well except on Nairaland.
Any available means of getting in touch wiv u?

Too much stories
@poster,
if u dont find all the responses useful enough or u believe trulla and wella that u are getting old dont bother urself too much there is a place in Iraq where they renew human beings why dont u go there and renew urself i bet u when u are back from there ur guy will come begging but make sure u file ur divorve paper b4 u leave for the renewal bcus by the time u come back ur guy wont be able to stand u anymore na Baba iyabo and president yaradua calibre of pple go dey pursue u. Kidding

Try look at the circumstances that surround the statement and make adjustment.

@omoeko,
Na so jare
na just advice but what i meant was ur advice was da bomb keep it up
but what happened to the part of knowing u or u dont want me to know u?
plz let me know u.

@ poster,

plz dont commit sucide cus if u do u will be sinning against God,

Dont abort it because u will be killing an innocent soul,

Dont keep it because u are not ready for it yet.

but have the place where the baby will use as a passage on the 9th month cemented and be carrying her for the rest of ur life because to be candid with u the baby is a very wicked soul he/ she quiet understands that u are not ready for kids yet b4 he ran out of heaven and force his/her way into u.

she na person talk say make u dey poke urself around when u never ready. just kidding

@thiefoftheheart,
na so ur own be and that is the reason i gbadun because u no dey hide feelings rather u dey pple a piece of ur mind. hope u are gud sha?

@poster,
brosiee u try ooo, after u don use ur big manhood distroy her hole, she is now giving u overdose of sex. U better repent and stay with her b4 u lose both of them.
She left her boyfriend for u very soon she leave u for ur brother or best friend u better open ur heart.

@ucohinya,
Nice talk o jare.
@poster,
u better ja for ur life for her to have lied in the first place that the guy is her friend is enough to let u know that she is not for u, bros shine ur eyes what will u tell ur new catch? well if u dont feel comfortable with this reply try what ucohinya has said and see how it goes.

The truth about the thread is that its just a matter of choice
to some they want to get married to a virgin to avoid nasty and dirty past lives and to the other they want to marry a disvirgined chicks to avoid putting her through sex training and classes so she go fit blend in the act.

Do i want a virgin or not?
still thinking about it.

Thiefoftheheart how far and hope u are alrite?
i ve not come across u for a while now but sure u are alrite?

@poster,

Which kind LOVE be this?
oh my God i cant imagine that, selecting the street and the market u go to
brosieee better wake up when u can still wake up b4 itis too late for u to wake up.
@ omoeko,
Thanks o jare 4 ur contributions, its as if u have doctorate degree on this thread,
i wouldnt mind knowing u more but no string attach.

Hi all,

U guys have said it all but i just believe that wisdom is a principal thing and we should all get wisdom and in all our getting we should get understanding about this issue.

The right time for marriage has been an issue everywhere and it is something we come around everytime but personal perspective, views and opinion i believe most people especially guys are running from responsibility bcus we get to see pple who are well to do and matured enough to get married running from it, so it all depends on personal conviction towards this thread.

I met a lady some months away,i told her i have a plan to get married in the next seven years when i will be 31 yrs (cus i believe so much in 31) she screamed and said im a wicked guy, i want to use and dump her that she is not ready to wait for seven years.
My responce was i ve got a big vision for my wife to be and kids, i wont get married until i ve set 60 to 70% percent of the plans running.she left me and started calling me names but i dont bloody care i must achieve that( personal opinion).

Good morning everybody,
how are u all doing? its been an age on nairaland and i missed u all, hope u all are doing very well in every aspect of ur lives?


My thread

A friend of mine met a lady during their university days and this lady happento be the daughter of a wealthy man, she used her father's position, money, influence and connection to make sure my friend (who happen to be her future husband) came out of that school with good grades and even to the extent of getting him a good job in a well to do organisation but immediately after all these she travelled abroad for her masters while my friend was here enjoying his work with a good pay, official car and official appartment but in the process they lost contact and my friend tried all available means of getting her but all proved abortive. After rigorous searching and no success he met another lady. to cut long story short, a month to their wedding, this lady abroad came back to Nigeria and started pleading that she lost contact of him too and she even came purposely for him so they could go and get married abroad and move on with their life infact she 's got him a job over there.Even crying and reminding him all she's done for him to make he is and where he is.

Plz ur advice is highly needed urgently cos three month has started counting.
What will u do
Go ahead and marry ur new contact,
break the marriage and run abroad with ur old contact or
run away from both of them and move on with ur life.

Hi Cute-ass,

How are u? hope u are gud?
if u are still there reply me.

@ Poster,

There is no big deal on this issue, both of them want ur hands in marriage
give it to them now, atleast u have got two hands, just give one to each person
and move on with ur life, when next u want to try that u will quicklybe reminded that u
dont have hands anymore and that will stop u from giving ur hands to people in marriage.