₦airaland Forum

Joke of the Year

Can this guy just STFU for once.

Our lovely ladies are in trouble today.

MODs wey dey push female-bashing materials com FP no get joy at all and must be sexist.

princechurchill:
one of their, the future is female lied and was caught and the counsel of brethren removed her and replaced the hoe with a hard-working, handsome intelligent brother

while they go online shouting the future is female,we are giving them distance in the affairs of life,

The future can't be Female in a Man's world..

@bolded,

Sapphire will not like this too.

marisdgreat:
and the useless ones wey dey nairaland go dey insult naija girls anyhow, no b their mate be self made billionaire only to call naija girls with unprintable names as if na dem b d cause of their depressed and frustrated life.

So this is all you have to comment about this great guy?

Nawa o!

Dalil8:
Can anything about the Kardashians be real for once?

Fake bodies, fake lives, fake billions.


The Past, Present and Future is MALE. ✌�

@bolded,

Sapphire will not like this.

peacekante:
We want president buhari harrased, but not from Reno. He is among the PDP thieves that destroyed NIgeria

Come forward with your evidence please.

Emeraldgreene:
I remember when I had an demonic fall like this,in May 2014 .It was like a hand pushed me .I turned 360 degrees and hit a side of my face, nose,mouth and teeth on the wash hand basin, before I hit my head on the floor.my nose was bleeding blood profusely,and the side of my face I hit on the sink before falling to the ground had a huge cut and became swollen like a balloon.

I was screaming in d bathroom,my elder sister heard me calling her name,she rushed in,with d others and they carried me to the hospital.I thought I had lost most of my teeth and was surprised not one was broken or missing.

My brain was in a state of shock by such force with which my head on d floor.Then I thought about accident victims and how they suffer such trauma, sudden force,pain and injuries.

The enemy wanted to take away my life but it was only some blood I lost and not my life..It was a push of death.
I could have died.What I believed saved me was shouting Jesus with all my strength as I fell.

Praise God!

Chai wasted pvssy!

The new Olu designate first name is of 18 alphabet letters.....nawa o!

Itieyinoritsetsola

Ok

popesco123:
I brought her to UK on fiancé visa and now she is opting to return back to nigeria even after she has been granted residence status in the UK, Can I force her not to return to nigeria or should I allow her go back. I explained to her husband and wife are meant to live together. Please I need your advice in this forum

Let her do whatever she wants.

mariahAngel:
No wahala...

Oya clean your eyes make you use dodo cool your temper

I for say make you share am with one guy, but I no remember the moniker

Do you have a bf or married?

AfriNotesNEWS:
Every one should pray for Nigeria

No one know what is yet to come

This is not about the north, west, south or East

This is about we the human..the poor Nigeria citizen with zero visa to western world

The Politicians who have brought hardship and insecurities to Nigeria all have Visas

From www.afrinotes.com

See more pictures below

Deal with your politicians severely.

Bankalert:
it will shock you in your grave if it doesnt in your lifetime ... Hopefully, you will send your generation to quote me from the afterlife ... I don't wish you death tho. I only hope it happens in your lifetime.

Hope is not a strategy.

I quite struggled to make sense of your comment though.

paulifera:
Stealing in this govt ehn

Hope you haven't forgotten stealing in the past governments yet coz you Nigerians are known to have short memory.

Bankalert:
one day e go shock you... One day nah one day. It may not happen in this our generation. But it will definitely happen.

From 'One day' to 'it may not happen in this generation'....lol

...but it WILL definitely happen - you sound like Lai Mohammed.

Emergingnation:
E go clear for your eyes very soon...

I'm quite familiar with this sentence.

Nothing dey happen

Emergingnation:
The contraps has expired long ago, we're just waiting for total collapse !

You go wait tayaaa!