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Hmmmmm! Hallelujah for my own houses!
Nor be if I invite you, you go WAKA KAM?
Show up un-invited make I show you whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Mtchew!
Abi she see me for her house?
She berra gerrrout before I return from work. . .AND TAKE HER SON with her too!

I don't have patience for my own mother and her ITK. . . e come be mother-in-law!

She has 4 daughters AND . . .5 OTHER SONS. Soooooooooooooo, she berra to to their houses and SIT THERE!

Na woman get house!

EVERY WOMAN STAY IN HER OWN HUSBAND'S HOUSE. . . unless you are 'MY FELLOW WIDOWS', then you can shack up under the same roof.

If you try ya luck. . . YOU GO REGRET LIFE O. . . .mother or mother-in-law. . . .I DON'T KIA!

INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM!
We relate well!
With love and respect . . . .VERY FORGIVING!

SAMBARRY: lolzzz that's a 2007 thread na and I didn't see your handiwork there plus it's even closed. Moreover if you storm a particular thread some monikers just vanish like the wind so, I didn't see any insult or controversy directed at u directly or indirectly

How can you miss it?
THAT WAS MILITIA in action!
Na today I begin close threads?

SAMBARRY: lmao
this one nko. Friendly and gentle

Naaaaah! I was only 14. . . a virgin too!
I have since discovered men!
No need for 'dogs'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JHF7tVCIk


UNA HAPPY FRIDAY O! TIME FOR WORK!

SAMBARRY: You are right on that because

Na today dem begin fian trobu?
Check us out?
Awon 'indirect' speech/writing bisibarris!

https://www.nairaland.com/60773/which-forums-most-annoying/1#1243350

Loooooooooooooooooooool!

May we not see the 'local' debt! Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Ogun state. . . .the state of material and SPIRITUAL wonders!!!!

*cringes*

I am sure NL IS PART OF THE DEBTORS!

armyofone: lol, I remembered that Logan thread



I heard people keep dogs for such job but I doubt it

Muhehehehehe
Some LOCAL NL MGBEKES/ALATIKA BISIDEDIBODIES NIAAALLY KILLY MOI FOR DATI THREAD O!
Like dem dog dey loss. Wetin consine dem I nor know.

One UCHETOBI AND THIEFOFHEARTS especially. . . that have both long died and reincarnated several times on NL. HA!
Make than NEAR ME for this modern AGE of NL ke!
Glad we dey understand awa sef weh-weh. . . day by day.
We go see who go go hide with shame on or off NL.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

You doubt it ehn? AND YOU BELIEVE Jesus is your savior?
You nor dey watch BLUE fim with dog/horse and WOMAN?
I don watch dem taya. . . please, old news!

Na today?

Na wa o!

So Lagos state take Nigeria moni dey spread EBOLA?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=757vYI7cZfU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2S7aqZgn2E

Awon ONI GBESE!
Financial vampires!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXFkmdPRPhw

She get work?
When last did she see her husband's blokos?
Anything to avoid the 'shriveled' balls with gynecomastia!

I would do the same. No work for Nigerian female 'ex-politifos'!
Anything is better than staying home!
Toto don taya. . . EBOLA DEY TOWN!

Muchechechechechecheche

*belches*

Next!
DELTA STATE IS GOING TO APC!

My prediction!

I DEY LAFF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*wey OBJ? i see he ain't laffing no more*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwkIAPmvssA

What a man can't do. . . . !
Head of the 'azzze hole' indeeeeed!

MY AMERICAN PASSPORT!

smudge2079: mind what u say man. dont blaspheme.

I already did. . .don't quote me please!
I am not that bored!
Thank you!

iwakolewa:

mikesly: Where u from come?

Texas. . . .USA!

CityNG: I live for pushing my luck.

Bring it to me.

Try again tomorrow. . . .when I am bored.
I am too busy having fun right now.

SAMBARRY: lmao

Twa! I nor want that kind 'evo' dog with OBJ sharp-sharp ttteetttt o for dat ya pissshure o!
Now. . . men have replaced my dog. . . licking away. . . . !
Meoooooooooow!!!!

CityNG: No need to.

A well adjusted child and a well rested spouse is my thanks.

I encourage Fathers to participate if hey can. Some can't due to grievances with the mother or work or military service.

I think you better quit while you are waaaaaaay ahead.
Don't PUSH YOUR LUCK!

marveangel: You my guy are something else......U said this is cute?......Would U allow your wife do this kinda thing to your only son?

Una local nor be small.
You need to see the kinds of 'baby pics' my oyinbo co-workers use.
VERY CREATIVE.

Carry go abeg! With you 'sour sense of humor'!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!

CityNG: I was in the delivery room (I don't live in a village so I didn't do the delivery myself), just finished 6 weeks of paid bonding leave and I have 6 left to take.

One of the benefits of living in a modern country that recognized her labour pool.

Ps: I took a year off for my first born.

Clap for ya sef!

iwakolewa:

Ranchhoddas: kanwulia,i no know say you be atheist o

I am not an atheist o!
I am a believer of a VERY WICKED CHRISTIAN GOD!
Atheist beta pass me ke! At least dem beh-lev say no GOD.
I beh-lev. . . .BUT THAT UNA GOD NA VERY WICKED ONE. . . .FACT!
Nothing merciful about his/her AZZZZE! FACT!

Noble gesture.
HER HUSBAND PAID WITH HIS LIFE!
Shyte happens!

Them health care workers should stop being DEATH CARE WORKERS AND USE GLOVES instead of jumping from patient to patient with one stethoscope. . . spreading deh-zi-zez. . . and killing themselves!


NA UNA GOD OF DEH-ZI-ZEZ I BLAME. . . the ever MAAAHCIFOOOL GOD!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


For he so loved the world. . . he gave his only BEGATTED son and A BUNCH OF INCURABLE deh-zi-zis!
Shooooir! Make e come take 'songs of praise'!

Hmmmmmmm
Dem blokos sucking days are soooooooooooooo OVA!
Even with 'mouth glove'. . . .I NOR DEY DO!

Make una nor suck me too!
Efry barry hol' im DEH-ZIZ!