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Khalessi: Congratulate them and move along madam busy body.

You sick bytch!
I only asked a simple question. . .you DUM-DUM!
I don't congratulate people I don't know. . . on or off NL! Now mind your fukkking bizz and lose that complexion of yours that looks like the devil's cooking pot in hell. . . . FOR BLAAAAAAAAAACK UGLY AFRICANS LIKE YOU!

You have been looking for my attention. . . So, just thought I'd pay you a compliment!

xynerise: Madam, you need to calm down. This is not cool for a lady

I believe I have. . . .
As you can see. . .pages 1 and 2 are up in flames. I set the damn things on fire.
Parts of pages 3 and 4 are still standing. We are making progress on page 5 aren't we?

Diaries / Re: Reflections II by jossi994(m): 10:46pm

So what have i been up to? Nothing.
Been trolling through the Diary and Romance sections and reading anything that catches my fancy. Following 3 extra diaries.. NigellusHosan,MzMariah and Dorobuccii's Diaries. Thats all for now.

Noticed something ,It seems kanwulia is playing the Villain today.. All her posts so far are totally something else. She's got nerves of steel to ridicule a potential bone cancer patient and call E.A Adeboye a dehydrated frog. She should know what happened to those boys in the bible that laughed @ Elisha's bald head.

Even in the 'defunct' diaries section. . . .I am notorious. This feels goooooooooooood!
I only referred to the 'gular folds' of the "ORIGAMI LIZARD"!
I don't know why these cyber urchins are getting all bent ourra shape about this DADDY WHO REFUSED TO GO THE TOILET AND TAKE A GOOF SHYTE!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Obinovictor: What a nice way to end your miserable life. Nonsense!

Please. . . add cancer of the testicles to your cocktail! Amen!

Kalvan500: Hmmm.

Calotti, the Zombie Voltrons that lick this man's butt are coming for you oooo.

What size of condoms do they use. . . So I can prepare?

Royaltriplee: be mindful of ur words

Which ones? The clean or dirty ones?

Obinovictor: Make sure you look this cute when you'll be above 70.

Not to worry. . . you ain't gonna be alive to find out!. Ebola, AIDS, SARS or Boko Haram will get your azzze first!

tebirim: May God have mercy on you.

Amen!

domido: kk i hail oooo.

My pleasure!
Dun menshun.

Suarezilla: Get Thee BEHIND me satan!

You get INSIDE SATAN'S AZZZZZZZZZZZZE AND ROT DIA!

ataller1: . Thy word shall judge you

. . . .And your entire generation too!
Amen!

Suarezilla: What is dis one talking?

Exactly what I stated earlier.
Lemme repeat it for ya. . .in case you are BLIND!

Kanwulia: Some women nor get shame I swear!
The reason they will remain single for life!
Miserable bytch!
Na anoda woman home she wan spread her winchcraft waka come?



Holy anger indeed!
This is a private matter and he did not have to bring it to his congregation.
Tacky!

*he looks like a dehydrated frog.. . . .he ain't even cute*

ataller1: honor thy father n thy mother, I think this man of God is old enough to father you, ur days are numbered

If that 'nomenclature' na ya 'G.O.D'. . . not mine o!
Thanks!
May your days be numbered by a quarter of mine.
Amen!

sexylogan: There's no need to insult him na...

I love your shoes btw

I did not insult him. . . I only described him.
Big difference.
Thanks. . . I love 'em shoes too!

kamo2930yahoo: i hope you know he is 72 years? I wonder how you would look at that age.

Better than him of course. . . .
An ex-cultist with a very rough life?
Tufiakwa!

Nne!
I have a cousin in your shoes right now.
She married the man of her youth. . . .
3 children later, she is still crying because nothing has changed o.
She is still bread-winner and the man is yet to get the 'real job'!

It is rough! The man is now sooooo depressed with a sense of failure he does not even get out of bed anymore(BUT IS STILL PHOCKING WELL WELL AND HAVING CHILDREN O)

The woman don taya!!!! She has to do EVERYTHING!!!!
You might be favored to have a man that can PULL HIS WEIGHT no matter what.
No one knows what the future holds.

There are chances we must take in life.
You know the possibilities. . . .
No one can make the choice for you.
It is your life!

parrotibaba: I meant as a kid....nt nw

Nothing scared me a s kid. . .ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
Not even OJUJU CALABAR OYOYO CALABAR!!!!

Evathyst: baba, u don get am finish. Na economic situation dey bring out d 'animal' in most Dads. As in my own eh, if him get money, he will behave lyk Oyibo Daddy. I rmbr him takin us to trade fair, National Theatre, Bar-Beach, Amusement Park, nd many other better places 4 Lagos. At times self to show his happiness, he wil organise story telling contest, wrestling match, football match, quiz nd debate inside our small parlour. Bt anytime He's broke, o boi, everybody 4 house dey fear am lyk person wey get ebola. By dt tym, only one slap is enof to reset all doz happy moments he has given us to factory settings. My Dad can flog? He can scold? Nd He doesn't 4get one's wrongdoing(one tin I hate abt him). Other Pple's Dad may be better, bt 4me,he's d best.

Gbam!
Na so dem be. Na financial problem dey cause am.
Na when I marry get my own pikins dem. . . I understand perfectly!
Na poverty dey don beta man into krase man walahi!

pDude: Calloti the Callo.

Chai, you nor dey disappoint o. See as I dey scatter laff. Chai, you wan spoil me abi?

Sorry o!

pDude:
Chai! Callotti this ya mouth eh! You know why I like you? Na because you nor dey lie. You tell the hard truth. We naija men will fvck anything as far as it get slit for btw the legs. Truth!

Gbam!

The reason I CAN NEVER FOLLOW ANY NAIJA MAN TO HIS HOUSE IN THIS WORLD. . . . Unless I get 'deadly plan' for am!
I always invite them to MY OWN HOUSE. E get MARRIED MAN wey I invite for Nigeria. . . .As soon as I carry am reach my bedroom. . . .because na only for dia hia-conditioner dey work since no light. . . THE USELESS DUDE JUST TANDA FOR MY BED. . . OPEN BLOKOS BEGIN DEY MASSAGE FOR MY FRONT! I just respect am because na awa FAMILY FRIEND. . . .And beside im 'he-goatness'. . . na really nice dude. If I want to do anything for Nigeria. . . he must know how to go about it. Na my 'Nigerian contact'. . . .for any kind of land or motor clearing business. . . I HAVE KNOWN THIS GUY FOR OVER 5 YEARS!!!!

Only eim GOD know how long the tin don dey hungry am o. I just dresssssss. . . go siddon for my chair. I just tell am say make eim wear im trosis or I go ask am to leave o. I have NEVER invited the fool to my house again o. TUFIAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!

Another one chase me, my sister and MAMA. . . ALL IN ONE WEEK!
Gassssssssssssh!!!

I personally know one NIGERIAN GOVERNOR WEY DON SLEEP WITH 3 SISTERS(Triplets. . . he attended their naming ceremony ). . .PLUS THEM MAMA. . . NA WIDOW!!!! Tufiakwa!!!!!

Politicians ARE THE WORST!!!!

pDude: Allah kubbarrrr
Callloooooooootttttttttiiiiiii! Chai! See as you sum the thing up! Callotti, abeg I go wan make you start your own commedy show cos I wan dey always laff. You funny die o!

Comedy na hard job o! I nor fit o!

KanwuliaJara: I don't think so.
UNLESS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY COMES ALONG. . .with he that is GREATER than my husband IN BED AND WALLET!
Not just with any juvenile poohsie sucker looking for money to pay his school fees or buy re-charge card for his second-hand stolen phone!

I will NEVER miss such an opportunity.

Not a matter of revenge. . .but opportunity. . .WITH THE RIGHT PERSON THAT I CAN ENJOY WELL-WELL!

Amen!!!!!
Who wanno go and phock a 'riff raff' all because of revenge?
Only a DUMB woman will do such a thing!

It is okay to feel hurt.
You don't have to win all the time.
Take it as a punishment for YOUR bad behavior in the past.
You have 2 options.

1. Ask him why your name was omitted for he may not have thought about it.
2. Let him be. It might be a test. Some battles are not worth fighting and everything does not have to be about YOU!

Do not allow her to mistake your gentle nature for weakness!
She has poor communication skills for sure.

Do you love her?
If you do. . . you need to be patient with her.
It looks like she has a lot of 'hurt' bottled inside her and has a problem communicating.
She may have had parents who shouted all the time. Or one of those cantankerous 'polygamous homes' where quarreling is goodmorning, good afternoon and goodnight!

Explain to her that if she cannot change. . . you will have to leave the relationship.
No guarantee that she can change. . . .even after marriage.
You have 2 choices.

1. Stay and work with her. . . .
2. Leave and find someone else. . . .

The choice is yours!

bebe2: Who go ban am?

Shey fly go judge against sore?
Forget dis jare.

As for kanwulia, u dnt need to be told d kind of home she comes.

By their fruit u shall know them.

Just think about it, who else behaves like this woman on this forum?

Who is as bitter, frustrated, angered etc?

Her evil will surely catch up wit her

You are still typing trash?
Better than the kind of family you come from where 5 women phock one man in one hut!
FULL OF DISEASES!
A least I don't come from a POLYGAMOUS RANCH AKA SEMEN OF MANY POOHSIES LIKEY YA!
Filthy hags with incurable diseases!
How disease not go kill una. . .after going to phock to cure poverty in Sambisa forest!

Abeg carry that una DORTY BOKO HARAM WRAPPER COMOT FOR HIA.
May Satan burn y'awl to ashes for spreadind diseases all over the world!
EBOLA HARLOTS!

DeeMain:
You, Kanwulia, are indeed the craziest of 'em all! What a woman!

Yesssssssssssssssoh!
You nor see wetin these yeye widows dey yarn for that tory?
One say she nefa phock for 21 years!
Because of one man?
He must have been BAD in bed!