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The good 'ol days. . .
I still kick azzzzzzzzze gud!

Men OWNS women?

Hmmm!

Someone who has a baby, not someone WHO HAVE!

Thank you!

Na only one MAN waka come SLAP all the Ladies?

I taya for NL Yingrish o! Chai!!!

Examples please.
Many have more than one ID writing from both mouth and azzze.
Which wan we go beh-lev?

Na today?
Ask M.K.O. Abiola for im grave!

IDEApro: She beg and begged me to see her parent when suitors pressure was becoming unbearable. [size=20pt]When I decided[/size] to see her parent she has already given her words to present hubby. in fact she nearly call off the wedding to be with me but but on second appraisal of the situation succumb to her conscience since the guy has expanded resources toward their marriage preparations

You guys think this is some kind of sick game abi?
Log off and read what you just wrote above. . . IN READ MODE ONLY.
If it makes sense to you. . .log back on.

OlamiB: Seriously? Anyways am not yet married, but I will try to balance the two.

We are waiting. . . .patiently for that 'almighty' balance!

Another 'masculinity-whiny' thread!

DEAR AFRICAN MEN. . .YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW! DEAL WITH IT!
If you give love. . . you will get love.
IF YOU TREAT MARRIAGE AS A MEANS OF SOCIAL RECOGNITION. . . YOU WILL GET THE SAME!

The children will ALWAYS COME FIRST. . . EVEN BEFORE MARRIAGE! We will always use YOU to get them. . . .and dump you afterwards!


*next topic please*

thewarrior72: “When people have tried every thing and have discovered that nothing works, they will tend to revert to what they know best—which will often be the tribe, the totem, or the taboo.”


― Christopher Hitchens

You are the ones making it about tribe on this thread. I am only giving you the 'other side of the coin'!
Anambra son of the soil MY HEMORRHOID!
Stop forming. . . NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF YOUR LACK OF DOMESTIC OR INTERNATIONAL PROGRESS!

thewarrior72: Attention seeker!!, Nobody is giving it to u tonight

I already got it from you. . . and I am not flattered in the LEAST!

Please. . . go and claim ya DRUG PUSHERS FROM ANAMBRA STATE O. . .
Stop forming.
We now have ANAMBRA STATE BORN INDIGENTS IN NASARAWA. . .

The PUNCH learnt that the first convict, who hails from Cross River State, had been arrested and prosecuted for cultivating drugs and dealing in hemp, [size=20pt]while Onuchukwu and Garba who are indigenes of Nasarawa and Niger states respectively[/size], were charged for peddling cannabis.

https://www.nairaland.com/1863958/four-get-42-years-imprisonment

Please stop migrating!

America will have an IRANIAN citizen AS COUNTY SHERIFF first, BEFORE THOSE RACCCCCCCIST, UGLY, BUCK-TOOTHED BRITS WILL HAVE A DROP OF ANAMBRA SPERM in their OCCULTIC I-HOP!

SAMBARRY: Lmao they can't be converted because they are rigid, obstinate and enjoy their un civilization and filth.its just like taking a swine out of debris. No matter how expensive, serene and clean an environment is, it will still prefer its filth, that's how some people are on nl

GBAM!

NTA(notin to h-add)!

He has a NIGERIAN FATHER . . . . but he is A BRIT! PERIOD!
Just like OBAMA has a Kenyan father. . . .HE IS AN AMERICAN. . .. PERIOD!


A full-blooded AFRICAN can NEVER be allowed in ANY KEY GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY IN ANY PART OF THE FOREIGN WORLD!

Factoid!

THE PASSPORT YOU CARRY IS WHAT YOU ARE!
Was he born in Anambra state?

Please. . . . YOU IGBOS ON NL SHOULD STOP CLAIMING WHAT YOU DID NOT BUILD!

The only thing UMUNNA can claim from ANAMBRA STATE IS A DROP OF IGBOTIC-SPERM!

An ABSENTEE father. . . . .from ANAMBRA STATE!

So proud of his WHITE MOTHER! SHE GETS ALL THE CREDIT!!!

eaglechild: That is baseless and so uncalled for.

Bennett died after his car ran into a lorry carrying logs along the Onitsha-Owerri highway in Anambra. [size=20pt]Bennett had been splitting his time between London and Nigeria[/size] – where he unsuccessfully ran for the governorship of Anambra State and had taken a stand against bribery.

Typical OPPORTUNIST!
FROM 'LABORER' TO 'GOVERNOR'. . . .
Instead of sitting home and looking after his family. . . he is busy running from here to there. . . like a typical RESTLESS AFRICAN NOMADIC MALE!

Were they married for love or for PAPERS?
He ABANDONED his wife and children to GO AND RUN INTO EKENE DILI EKEWENSU in NIGERIA WHILE DRUNK abi?
Was CAMILLA-PATRICIA the "ROTTWEILER" his only wife?
Those 2 children were HIS ONLY CHILDREN in this world before he died?
HAS HE EVER VISITED NIGERIA OR AFRICA?

I don't know!
Just asking questions!
Happy for UMUNNA!

SAMBARRY:




kanwulia baby fear God.our God is a merciful God at the same time he is a consuming fire

The "GOD" has done his/her WORST. . . .by KILLING his BAZZZZZAD-"SON" from an ADULTEROUS HARLOT who invited o HOLY GHOST PHALLUS in the middle of one HOT NAZARETH NIGHT. . . . HA!
Why should I fear then?

1000 years after colonialism!
His MAMMA is white!
No wonder!

His "LATE" IGBO "DEDI" WAS PROLLY back in AFRICA with his 7 other wives!

LIKE OBAMA. . . .LIKE SONNY BOBBO. . . .


UMUNNA!!!!!

Oh jes o!
Where were we?
Cheating men?
Oh please!
Next topic!

SAMBARRY: Haaaa fight ke?





we can never fight because I understand you perfectly, it's when I didn't understand you that your posts used to provoke me.now I understand that behind thosr sarcasm and funny posts lies deep hidden truths if you look deeply with inward eyes. I have learnt from you a lot sha



as per the pictures it portrays my facial expressions and moods as I read your posts

It is all good!
Errrrrrm? How can you convert the azzzzontHOLES of NL?
If you can h-understan' moi, why not others witi E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI SYNDROME?
Oh wella! Na dem SAKA!

Thanks! I appreciate YOU and your NL presence. You dey make this place FUN GAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
A much-needed breath of fresh air from the usual LOCCCCCCCAL-ETHNIC-GANGLIONS without BRAINS!
As dem go tok for Biniland.

OWESEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (Thanks)

SAMBARRY: Kanwulia baby. You're always too funny. Why do you refuse to be a comedian and join the likes of basket mouth

I take life easy o. . . . With lots of laughs! It just comes naturally darling!.
(Since I am your baby. . .can you be my darling. . . .at least till our next fight? ) Muchechecheche. . . .


You and your ELEGANT pictorial subtext!
I am loving them tooooooo musssssssssssh!
Damn! Wish I could wear make up like that!

But my skin go peel finish with OVER-WASHING!
Naaaaaaaah! I love close to NATURAL as possible!

Onuchukwu from NASARAWA Y ke?

DIAAAAAARRRRRISSSSSSSSH Goddddddio!!!!!

A sign of spiritual POVERTY!
I don't hassle or hustle for souvenirs at events!
A lot of crap and JUNK!
I was already present at the occasion and do not need a REMINDER!

Every woman knows. . . . .unless she is DAFT!
Bisexuality does not HIDE in the bedroom!
THEY HAVE SOME VERY PECULIAR HABITS!!!!
Unless you are blind. . . . You can't miss them! #1. . . . .THEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ANAAAL SEXXXXXXXX!!!!
I have been with some!

Stay out of it!
If you CAN KNOW. . .. .the wife already knows. . . .but is in DENIAL.
OR VISITING ADEGBOYE. . ..THE DEHYDRATED FROG. . . . . Every night for a permanent cure. . .. .IN HER DREAMS!!!!

Mind your bizz card!
Because those who are fond of BUTTING in. . . . are the WORST HYPOCRITES with the driest skeletal remains lodged in the BACK OF THEIR THROATS. . . . .and UP THEIR AZZZZZZEZ!!!!

More naturally-good!
Until bad experiences SCAR them for life!

Like a certain "GOD" that created a wonderful garden and put not only a tree with a "forbidden" fruit. . . . But a SERPENT as BONUS !
What a MARCIFOOL "GOD"!

Nicccccccccce!!!!!

Who cares?

Their prerogative!
Frankly, I have NEVER CARED!
Nothing to do with me.
Never been embroiled in such affairs for mundane/mediocre sentimentalos!

Soooooo, after cheating. . . . . .DID THEY FIND HAPPINESS or influence the STOCK MARKET?

Free world o! Me sef get plenty-plenty MARRIED boyfriends o. . .plus HAPPILY AND CONVENIENTLY MARRIED!

No wonder EBOLA kam from Africa!
DORTY peeps!
You for kukuma use ya MAMA used tampon or SAVED, SOAKED MESTRUAL PAD na.

Haba!

samflexxy: e ain't funny

The truth is ALWAYS BIRRRRRRA!
Anyhoooooo. . . . .I only gave my CANDID opinion.
Feel free to add yours!

A CAREER is more fulfilling! You have chances of getting PROMOTED!
In marriage, YOU ONLY GET DEMOTED OF FIRED!

No AFRICAN man should get paternity leave!
Except he was PHYSICALLY present in the delivery room and did the OMUGUO himself!
You don't reward idleness with more IDLENESS!

Sooooooooo, what makes you think she will be happier with you? SHE FAILED ONCE(for many reasons) in her marriage . . . . .and will FAIL again because of the EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE she will carry from MARRIAGE TO MARRIAGE!
Anyone that leaves ANY SPOUSE for another is NOT THINKING RIGHT! The problems remain UNSOLVED!
She is a RESTLESS woman. . . . Who cannot face marital challenges.
She will run out of YOUR OWN HOUSE. . . . and follow ANOTHER EX in her FACEBOOK account. . . Less than 3 years after getting married TO YOU OR ANOTHER!



The main problem with novices in relationships is that they are OFTEN VERRRRRRRRRRRRY VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DELUDED strong feelings last for ever! HA!!!!!

It is easier and much faster to fall out of LOVE and LUST! It only takes a MINUTE to fall and stay in love. . . . .but takes LESS THAN A SPLIT SECOND TO FALL OUT OF LOVE!!!!(If you are like me oooooooo. . . . . )

Smart EXPERTS like us. . . . .have learned to KEEP THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS!

We do not give up NOTHING for ANYTHING or EVERYTHING!

Variety is the spice of life. . . .and NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT. . . .but CHANGE!!!!