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Family / Re: Making The Choice by Kanwulia: 2:30pm On Oct 06, 2014
Odilafta:
Kanwulia,where have you been? smiley






I smell selfishness from the Op's side..She doesn't want to let a good guy go and she wants to establish a world-class business...
My take,
Take it a step at a time,,finish studies,get a job(I actually think he wants you to be bouyant enough before getting into business),get married,have children,dedicate sometime to them and when they are grown enough,start your business.




Why do I keep having the thought that Op wants a politician and not a banker lipsrsealed

I dey KAMKPEEEEEEEEE like OBJ!
It is the end of the year. . . . As in "END YEAR TINZZZZZ"! wink
Time to time up the LOSER-ENDS of 2014!!!!

2015 dey smell ooooooooooh!!!! AMINNNNNNNNNNN OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! cool

I really appreciate your time spent on your "common sense" tips.

Oya KONTINU! cheesy
Family / Re: Yoruba Names For Boys...... by Kanwulia: 2:00pm On Oct 06, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia like this abi? cheesy



OkoKEKERE ni? grin

O ti o! embarassed
Family / Re: Making The Choice by Kanwulia: 1:59pm On Oct 06, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Lobatan grin cheesy

Abi?
Na who h-advise you or me ke? cheesy
Shiooooooooooor.

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Family / Re: My Wife Deceived Me In Vain by Kanwulia: 1:56pm On Oct 06, 2014
Women and their issues! cheesy

Joblessness nor go kill dem ooooooooooo
Kai !!!!!! cheesy

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Family / Re: Making The Choice by Kanwulia: 1:50pm On Oct 06, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Won't you give her wise words of admonition before she puts her legs in? cheesy

Naaaaaaah.
Marriage is like a Pandora-Box!

You can NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTEN INTO. . . ..or how you got there IN THE FIRST PLACE! grin

Why bother? lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Kanwulia: 1:47pm On Oct 06, 2014
Nigerian movies!

Because of the "backward elements" aka LOCAL STARS who can't decide if they are Africans or BRITICO-AMERICANA WANNABEES! cry

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Family / Re: How Effective Will The Anti-molest Condom Be In Society? by Kanwulia: 1:38pm On Oct 06, 2014
This is good news!

Is it HUSBAND-PROOF? grin
Husbands are the CHIEF R-APIZTS abi? angry
How do I remove the "bad luck" if I am in "Christmas Runzzzz Mood"? I go begin fain dokita to remove the "LOJACK" ni? shocked
If agro catch me for night nko.....AFTER I WEAR AM? undecided

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Family / Re: Yoruba Names For Boys...... by Kanwulia: 1:37pm On Oct 06, 2014
OkoBABANLA! cheesy
Family / Re: Making The Choice by Kanwulia: 1:31pm On Oct 06, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia baby.your attention is needed here wink

What was the problem again dear? cheesy
I don't see any o. . . . .but the usual tok-tok between couples WHO ALWAYS DELUDE THEMSELVES that THEY CAN CONTROL a matrimonial snowmobile in the event of an domestic earthquake! cheesy

Sha-sha. . . . Make dem marry FIRST!
I don't really take such "musings" seriously.
Make dem finish with round 1 first.

Na audition dem dey do first! grin
Please, allow the OP to indulge in her most self-validating fantasies.
Every woman needs that abi? grin

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Family / Re: Signs That Show A Man Is Poor. by Kanwulia: 8:03am On Oct 06, 2014
Signs that SHOW. . . .
Not SIGNS that SHOWZZZZZZZZZ!
Thank you! kiss

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Family / Re: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Kanwulia: 9:26pm On Oct 05, 2014
Oh yeah!
I have not stopped crying! cry

STEEL MAGNOLIAS
MASK
THE CHAMP
MILLION DOLLAR BABY

cry cry cry cry cry
Family / Re: Oh My God ....men Sha!!!! by Kanwulia: 9:15pm On Oct 05, 2014
And the moral of the story? cheesy

Only a man's REAL FAMILY can die with him!!!! Closest to HIS BLOKOS!!! grin

Women! Stop dying for BLOKOSES that are not yours!

What your God or Allah has joined on Earth, no one can put AZZZZZUNDA!!!

Amen!!!

My "fellow widows". . . . Your "womanhoodSSSS" live on! kiss

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Family / Re: How Do You Handle A Wife That You Love So Much But Still Cheated On You? by Kanwulia: 9:05pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ahem!
What was the thread about again? cheesy
I don chop finish. . . . I can see cLIAAALY na!

*waiting impatiently for my "DESERT"!* kiss

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Family / Re: How Do You Handle A Wife That You Love So Much But Still Cheated On You? by Kanwulia: 8:38pm On Oct 05, 2014
korel9:


I don't get you. undecided

Meaning. . . . .WOMAN SHALT NOT LIVE BY MAN ALONE!!! AmeMMMMMMM!!! kiss
If you like cheat on me o
If you like no cheat on me o

In the final analyZZZZZM. . . .

NA ONLY ME WAKA COME
NA ONLY ME GO WAKA GO

Ko bu ru
Ko ba je

I don really kia

Life is always full of choices.

No one can make me HAPPY or UNHAPPY but myself. The BUCK stops here! No passing!!! cool

*H-enjoying my RedLobster Sunday Dinner. . . . ALL BY MYSELF! Then off to da jazzzz club. . . . ALL BY MYSELF* cool

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Family / Re: Which Skin Colour Is Your?(photo) by Kanwulia: 1:35am On Oct 05, 2014
#4 for my face and hands. . . .
#3 for my nyansh. . . . Where the sun "don't shine"! wink

*bleassssssssshing is NEVER my portion . . . . .Hmmmmmmmm ooooooooooh* cool
Family / Re: Man Kills Friend For Poking His Girlfriend On Facebook by Kanwulia: 1:26am On Oct 05, 2014
Facebook still dey reign? shocked
Family / Re: What Language Will You Speak To Your Children And Why? by Kanwulia: 1:23am On Oct 05, 2014
ENGLISH!!!! cool
The only language that will open ALL DOORS FOR THEM! cool

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Family / Re: Are You Satisfied With The Life You're Living? by Kanwulia: 1:21am On Oct 05, 2014
VERY VERY VERY SATISFIED!!!! cool

I have FINALLY arrived in MY GREAAAAAT USA!!!!

Zero debt! cool

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Family / Re: How I Will Spend This Month Income by Kanwulia: 1:19am On Oct 05, 2014
Investment
SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! cool

O jes!

. . . . VACATION VACATION VACATION!!!!! cool
Family / Re: How Do You Handle A Wife That You Love So Much But Still Cheated On You? by Kanwulia: 1:17am On Oct 05, 2014
Errrrrrrm?
I am an EXCEPTION o!
My heart remains with me ALWAYS! cool

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Family / Re: Upset At Having No Son, Man Cuts Off Own Genitals by Kanwulia: 1:12am On Oct 05, 2014
Village dude! cheesy
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 11:27pm On Oct 04, 2014
kelechiMarie:
kanwulia aaaaaaaaaaaah!the hijacker.Living in Nigeria isn't as bad as you think and some of us do have good taste okay
Nice house by the way,i love the pink zebra theme ,what state do you live in by the way

Real Hijacker! grin
I live in the Great PEACH-STATE, but I work in the big and BEAUTIFUL LONE STAR state!
Living in NIGERIA is NOT an option for me!
I know better now!
Good luck to y'awl. kiss
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 11:19pm On Oct 04, 2014
ideology:


Alright dear, nice to meet you

Welcome! kiss

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Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 11:18pm On Oct 04, 2014
glitest:

Every six months?...Then that's way too small
I thought you were talking about paying $300 for every other week.
You on the other hand, will be a difficult a$$ to pls.

Every 6 months is detailed cleaning.
Then touch-ups every week.
Yes! I am a very fastidious azzzzzzze!
No h-apologies! cool
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 11:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
Thank you ma pipo!
It has been fun. . . BACK TO THE MATTER. . .OYA YOJU TO WORK! cool



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrhyYcSrQkY
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 11:04pm On Oct 02, 2014
Vivly: This is officially Kanwulia's thread.
Your face really looks gentle.

Of course I am very gentle. . .UNTIL I ENCOUNTER ANIMALS! kiss



If your body na wire. . . I GO BE YA SUPPLIER!
JUST ELE FOR ME! wink


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wGdJqWoqXc


*Psssst. . . I took this picture in EMMA NYRA'S PARENTS' HOME IN E.P. . . . TEXAS! I was there when she was born* wink
E don tey wey we dey ELELE ooooooh!
NEAT HOUSES ALL THE WAY! cool

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Family / Re: Please What Causes Some Men To Stay Too Long During S*ex by Kanwulia: 10:55pm On Oct 02, 2014
I dey push dem down o!
I nor get time for that kain 'ritual-torture' of awon VIVA-VIAGRA BLOKOSES.
Make my toto come peel finish. . . .begin dey 'shiaaaaaaaaa bloodddzzzzz'? shocked
Tufiaaaaaaaaaaakwa! grin

Na who sen dem 'massage'. . . .plus 'message'?
Shiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooor!

Na who sen dem WAKA COME. . . go carry dem WAKA GO ke! cheesy

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Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
angiemartinez: Now I see where this animalistic behaviour is coming from.


cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

All things 'wild and wonderful'. . . YOUR DANE GOD made them all!
Including the HOLY GHOST BLOKOS or SATAN he/she cannot control! kiss
Health / Re: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by Kanwulia: 10:43pm On Oct 02, 2014
egopersonified: Madam Kanwulia, you don hear this news?

Which news?

How NIGERIA SUFFOCATED ALL THE EBOLA PATIENTS? grin

All na 'taming' EBOLA abi?

Yesssssssssoh! I heard the news. Many where buried alive for rituals! cheesy
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:40pm On Oct 02, 2014
ideology: Cleaning is cool but Stressful when with lots of work load at once.

PS: Kanwulia, do you work from your home?
seems you spend more time at home.

You mean 'spend more time on NL'? wink
If I worked from home. . . I think I will worse than a DEAD EBOLA VICTIM! grin

No. . . I only go home to SLEEP AND RELAX!
I prefer to work outside the home. . .
Tufiakwa to 'housewife' life!
I can never do that! kiss

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Family / Re: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by Kanwulia: 10:36pm On Oct 02, 2014
SAMBARRY: since its already expanded let the man do the woman and other men a favour by allowing other men expand it the more while he continues with his side chicks, isn't that fair enough
grin grin grin grin


feeling like someone who knows how to talk dirty about vaginas by the way where is kanwulia oko awon nairaland guys grin grin




Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Na real "OKO awon NL guys" oooooooooooh! cheesy
I dey oooooooooooooooooh!
Work and Christmas shopping dey keep me from NL oooooooh.
Very busy time of the year! cool


As for the VERY OLD topic. . . .

Una go ask una 'GOD' and im HOLY GHOST BLOKOS oooooooo.
Na for dati una 'BIBLE' h-adultery start abi? cheesy

IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND LIKENESS!

Simple! wink

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Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:34pm On Oct 02, 2014
Henrypraise:

See as u hijack d tread from d person wen start. U be hijacker?

As usual na. . . . . grin
It come naturally.
Especially, if you have more to ENHANCE/ELABORATE on what the OP has offered than 'OTHERS'!
The simple laws of demand and supply. . . PURE ECONOMICS AT WORK! wink

Na my fault? wink Some of us have REAL LIVES outside NL oooooooo. . . .I am always tempted to show it! cool

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