Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,167,154 members, 7,867,360 topics. Date: Friday, 21 June 2024 at 02:31 PM

Kanwulia's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Kanwulia's Profile / Kanwulia's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (of 106 pages)

Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:32pm On Oct 02, 2014
3cycle: Kanwulia you are too young and beautiful to have soo much hate for your country and God shocked
Nice crib btw

Thanks! cool
Sorry, I can't help the hatred.
It has always been justified!
Till then. . . . . grin


fpeter:

please tell her o...she spews too much hatred and vile words,very negative stuff about Nigeria

Hmmmmmmm

Are the 'negative stuff' justified or not? undecided
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:29pm On Oct 02, 2014
MzMariah: When I was growing up mum made sure we do chores everyday. Back in my secondary school days She would wake my siblings and i up at 5am and we do our chores before leaving for schcrib. I grew up with that as part of me so I do my chores everyday and very early too. I wake at 5, do my clean up and bath latest by 7.

Apart from the usual Saturday big clean up I do my chores daily that even on the Saturday big clean up, washing the cottons might be the only big job for me to do.

Kanwulia nice crib, I love your kitchen.

Thanks! kiss

Another kitchen in my home. . . and living room. . . .(not all zebraaaaaaz! cheesy)

CLEANING IT MYSELF OF COURSE! cool

Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:26pm On Oct 02, 2014
fpeter: @Kanwulia, your house is beautiful..Thank God you are in the white man's land but
Be grateful to God for that opportunity, don't make others feel bad because they live
in Nigeria...Not everyone is suffering in Nigeria u know? Not everyone does the harsh
chores that would make them wrinkle or look worn out,people are more educated and
enlightened now and more homes are beginning to acquire certain gadgets to do their
chores.

This has nothing to do with suffering.
THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN HAS A MAJOR PROBLEM WITH THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF 'MAINTENANCE'!
A.K.A. . . .NO TASTE!
Even the wealthiest human alive in Nigeria DOES NOT HAVE THE STAMINA OF CONTINUITY OR THE BASIC CONCEPT OF MAINTAINING A SENSE OF TASTEFUL LIVING.

Talk about MONEY MISS BOTH ROAD AND RIVER grin . . .

Everything is subject to 'FAKE WEALTH'. . . .

In the USA. . . you can NEVER TELL WHO IS WEALTHY OR NOT.
It does not cost much to MAINTAIN A STANDARD OF LIVING OF YOUR CHOICE!
Period! kiss

2 Likes

Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:21pm On Oct 02, 2014
bestestgirl:

So na you be this? grin grin grin Chai! your house make sense die!!
One question tho.... were you a zebra in your former life?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
abeg na joke o! no come finish me for here

Hmmmmmm!
Na so una bush for Naija? grin

YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE HOT PINK ZEBRA in this day and age? cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trr4B2dOUlM
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 10:12pm On Oct 02, 2014
Calculux95: @kanwulia, Whoaaa, maybe the part of nigeria you stayed was messed up, but not every one in nigeria lives a stressful life, a life of comfort depends on your background and wealth... P.s did your house get attacked by an angry zebra grin

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin


Any part of Nigeria I live in. . .EVEN WITH ALL THE MONEY. . . I cannot live like the 'church rat' I live in PEACE. . . IN MY BLESSED U.S.A!!!!
A huge zebra attacked me in my home. . . and I SKINNED IT ALIVE! grin
Mu che che che che che che che


Na im dey reign now oooooooooo!!!!! Get with the new age darling! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSMEVriJQzA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUWXU7xPsE
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 9:50pm On Oct 02, 2014
femi4: We don't need your type here!
Anyway, your resting place will be Naija when the time comes

Hmmmm! Did I hurt you or your ego. . . or BOTH? cheesy

marieolae: Kanwulia thankyou so much for your pictures. A very beautiful and clean home u have.

Thanks. kiss

glitest:
$300...Na mansion dem dey help Una clean?.

You have no idea 'how I clean'. . . .
You can't clean a mansion for $300 dollars ANY WHERE in THE U.S.A. . . .It takes 8 hours to clean my home the way I want it oooooooo.
YOU WILL MOVE EVERYTHING FROM IT'S PLACE. . . AND CLEAN ALL BASE BOARDS!!!! I mean from TOP TO BOTTOM. . .every six months!kiss
That is a 'cheap' price.
Goes to show you have never been inside a real mansion. cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXRhZa23JkA

Behold Nigerian 'MONKEY BANANA MANSION' wey be like ALCATRAZ!!!! grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1hcFVpde3A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdvHvtAH-s8


Maybe you mean by 'Nigerian standards' AKPRUKA mansions with constant generator fumes and borehole pestilences?. . . . . grin
Don't you always get a kick out of those 'black and white' stripes on the road. . . to show COLONIAL MENTALITY STATUS? cheesy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-a48vlkutM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KBVSay8RY0
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Kanwulia: 9:30pm On Oct 02, 2014
Heart2heart: she didn't know that a lot of us ball into that white man country for vacation and business deals more than twice a month and 24times a year. check the flight costs. She thinks living in Nigeria literally means one is broke and living below bread-line. sojourning in another man's land is no accomplishment..

I don't mean any of what stated up there!
I only tried to state that you can NEVER compare the QUALITY of life in a CIVILIZED part of ANY world. . . . to that of ANY part of the UNCIVILIZED, sub-human kingdom of BLACK "TIWA SAVAGES"! wink

When "THE PIG WEARS PRADA". . . . .it only becomes a A DESIGNER PIG!

That is my point! kiss

5 Likes

Family / Re: Divorce Or Till Death Do Us Part? by Kanwulia: 7:31am On Sep 29, 2014
A marriage that is doomed to fail cannot be saved!
Shikena o! kiss
Family / Re: What's The Other Side Of This Coin? by Kanwulia: 3:08am On Sep 29, 2014
kenex4ever:
U r funny to a fault

I knoooooooooooow. . . . .
Keeps my young and freeeeeeeeeeeeesh! cool
Family / Re: He Wants Me Back: Wrong Decision? by Kanwulia: 1:58pm On Sep 28, 2014
The very SAD fact that you are confused about this matter means YOU NEVER GOT OVER HIM.
Something is obviously wrong with you!
In fact "uhomo whe rhia"!(your head nor dey house)! kiss
Family / Re: This Woman Wants To Kill Her Baby! by Kanwulia: 4:21am On Sep 28, 2014
She should feel free please! kiss
It is never to late to have a reeeeeeeal abortion. cheesy
Family / Re: What Are Those Primary School Memories/event You Can Not Forget. by Kanwulia: 2:38am On Sep 28, 2014
Washing SMELLY, unsanitary, bloody pad-buckets in the boarding school! sad

My first period! It started in FORM 1 aka JSS 1!!! angry

Those 2 I will never forget!
Politics / Re: Intimidating Crowd As Pdp Storm Benin City,edo State by Kanwulia: 10:37pm On Sep 27, 2014
Sycophants nor go hungry till February, 2015! cheesy

OBJ. . . . POWER REACH SOUTH-SOUTH dummies!

You dey kamkpeeeeeeee!!!!

Operation Anenih must wack! cheesy
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Was Jonathan's Re-election Plan All Along by Kanwulia: 10:31pm On Sep 27, 2014
Day don break!
Coku don crow!

Na today? grin

Staaaaaaaaaaale news!

1 Like

Politics / Re: Beautification Of Enerhen Junction By Gov.dr. E.E Uduaghan,con by Kanwulia: 10:29pm On Sep 27, 2014
I pity the black race! cry

3 Likes

Family / Re: What Causes Delay In Marriages? by Kanwulia: 10:23pm On Sep 27, 2014
No money, no honey! kiss
Family / Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Boyfriend, Spouse, Husband Or Girlfriend? by Kanwulia: 10:21pm On Sep 27, 2014
Na competition h-inside awa blanket ooooooooooh! grin
Family / Re: What Is The Greatest Gift A Parent Can Give A Child? by Kanwulia: 10:17pm On Sep 27, 2014
RESPECT!!!! kiss
Family / Re: Share Your Bully Stories Here by Kanwulia: 9:54pm On Sep 27, 2014
Ameerasexy: Really!!!! shocked what kind of grammar is this?

This Fstranger of a stalker don come again? undecided

*switches off. flight taking off* cool
Family / Re: Share Your Bully Stories Here by Kanwulia: 2:10pm On Sep 27, 2014
I don't bully and I AM NOT bullyable.
A trial will convince ya! kiss
Family / Re: Checkout Top 5 Most Enviable Couples In Nigeria by Kanwulia: 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2014
Nothing like your own man or woman o! grin
Family / Re: Tiwa Savage’s Husband Beats Her; Marriage In Serious Trouble by Kanwulia: 11:58pm On Sep 26, 2014
nathskib: soooooo true. I used to wonder why, now we know

Abi ooooooooo. . . .
Mr. Balogun the 'panel beater'! grin

2 Likes

Family / Re: Visiting Prison And Orphanage Home On Your Kids Birthday..good/bad..???? by Kanwulia: 11:52pm On Sep 26, 2014
kreamidiva: Sensible post at Efe.


I remember Kanwulia saying something like : "i don't make decisions for my kids. I give them choices".

Did you consult your 5 yr old to know if that was what she wanted for her birthday or you took the decision yourself and imposed it on the poor girl?

I think there are age-appropriate things and places to go on a girl's fifth birthday. Next time, try asking her what she wants first.


Amen to that!
Give children choices. . . .aka CLUES!
The can never become BULLIES like their control-freakish parents! kiss

2 Likes

Family / Re: Tiwa Savage’s Husband Beats Her; Marriage In Serious Trouble by Kanwulia: 11:48pm On Sep 26, 2014
No wonder her face always looks 'lumpy' under the make-up!
Wild, wild men of the EAST AND WEST!
Marry at your own risk! cheesy

2 Likes

Family / Re: Where Did It go Wrong? Tale Of A Hanging Marriage. by Kanwulia: 11:53pm On Sep 25, 2014
Haywhymido: yea, u maybe ryt abt it been devoid of passion but who can blame dem if dey act dis way,dey r married 4 God's sake n dia r just coming back frm a quarrel i think,in which during dis period secretly dey r dying to av each other

Let us see what happens after the phocking?
All that one the man was shouting "where are the children?"
All because he wanted to PHOCK! undecided
I even thought they were missing.
Nonsesicus couple! grin

They sound like TYPICAL LOCAL Africans.
Always in the heat, with a lot of drama! grin

1 Like

Family / Re: Where Did It go Wrong? Tale Of A Hanging Marriage. by Kanwulia: 5:33pm On Sep 25, 2014
Haywhymido: i knw u wld av prefer d woman to divorce d man
.

. . . . . And why would I want that? undecided

The gist between the couple did not flow.
Devoid of passion. More like 2 sexxxx-starved GOATS! undecided

A He and a She-goat . . . . . . To be precise!


Animals!

3 Likes

Family / Re: Strictly For Those Living In Auchi Edo State by Kanwulia: 5:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
armyofone: Ha, here owls and bats are beautiful birds. Nig own are special breeds with exotic DNA grin


EBOLA must wack! cry
Family / Re: High- Level Description Of The 16 Personality Types by Kanwulia: 5:04pm On Sep 25, 2014
All of the above depending on my mood!
Except "the mechanic"! Not into inanimate objects! kiss

1 Like

Family / Re: Where Did It go Wrong? Tale Of A Hanging Marriage. by Kanwulia: 4:58pm On Sep 25, 2014
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew! angry

6 Likes

Family / Re: Women Bread Winners In Delta State by Kanwulia: 4:49pm On Sep 25, 2014
The main reason the women keep outliving the men! grin

When you have a purpose in life, nothing can stop your destiny but when it is your time! undecided

3 Likes

Family / Re: Revive The Habit Of Self-sufficiency- For Every Nigerian Woman/girl by Kanwulia: 11:10pm On Sep 24, 2014
Nothing to revive o!
I have always and WILL ALWAYS HAVE IT! cool

Thanks to my wonderful parents and family!

I will never lack! AMINOOOOOOOOOO!!!! cool
Family / Re: What's The Other Side Of This Coin? by Kanwulia: 11:08pm On Sep 24, 2014
Odilafta:

cool From the boss lady

Dazzzzzzzzzzzzz rite! cool

*how you take know?. . . na da nickname my sugar daddy for Nigeria dey call me o. . . .any time i call am for phone the first tin wey i go hear for 'year' na . . . . ."THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS"* grin

3 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (of 106 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 38
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.