This is good news!
NO NEED TO WAIT FOR ONE YEYE Mr."WONG" with diseases!
It is becoming a woman's world!
Glad I am alive to witness this!
Who wants to "MEN"STRUATE for more than 20 years?
I really do not know what that your DANE GOD of BLOOODY SACRIFICES was thinking o!

Who wants to wear tampons for more than 10 years plus THE SCOURGE OF FIBROID TUMORS as "extra love" from una religious babalawo Gods?

THANK YOU APPLE!!!!
THANK YOU FACEBOOK!!!!

All diz BLOOOOOOOOODS we have been SHIARRRRRRING must stop!
Say NO to stinking pooohsie!!!!!

*sssssshai. . . . . .time for my sweeeeeeeet job o jare*

You cannot change the goal-posts of marriage EVEN ONE SECOND after the matrimonial championship matches have begun!
With all due disrespect. . . .
You sir. . . . .are FRANKLY AN AZZZZZZE!
Next time, don't get carried away by the "sweeeeeet smell" of a poohsie. . . .and ALWAYS look in your shopping-basket before you make your final purchases on ANY GOOD!
Do not complain when you have arrived home with a ROTTEN YAM TUBER!

You paid for it!
Now, eat it like that or go back to "The Market"!

ASIS!!!!! BABY!!!!

The best marriages are contract marriages!
Strictly business!
No need to deceive yourselves with some occult, fake "biblical or koranic" shytty vows!
No need to forsake all others!
AMEN!!!!

In poverty-stricken 10th-world countries like Nigeria of course!

The reason socio-economically AGGRESSIVE women DIE single in UNCIVILIZED parts of the world!

Because men always love women who can EAT their SHYTE!
Make dem come try their luck for my side!
Blokos go shrink and run go hide h-inside dem anusez by force ke!
Even Viagra-gra nor go work o! African/Nigerian men generally cannot relate with "aggressive" women like of course. . . .unless they have taken a lot of IGBO and COCAINE salad!

Because an AFRICAN PEHNIS can only rise when it sees a toto with low self-esteem!
To be sexxxxxxxy and desirable, you must act like a "MUMU-SUPERIOR"!

Awon "Ogas-On-Top" in matters of domestic, international and global generational abuse!

Check all RELIGIOUS fairytale books like the bible and koran. . .

All strong women with voices were either DELILAHS, JEZEBELS or "feet-washers" for the HOMO-JESUS in some "bible" for the mentally-handicapped. . . . .OR AISHAS for PEDOPHILIC, SHRIVELLED BLOKOSES for some OLD HE-GOAT PROPHET MOHAMMED whose burantashi stopped working with mature poohsies of his own generation in some nauseating, virgin-crazy koranic "hog-wash"!

Shiooooooooooor!!!!!!

Life is about SACRIFICES!
Personal sacrifices.
You do not need any form of validation from ANY one.

If you are above age"TATTY". . . Please, this might be your LAST chance o!
Nor wind waist like Shakira to do Shakara abeggggi!!!

It depends on which would give you f2f be utmost peace!
Depends on the individual circumstance!
All about preserving THE BEST of your emotional material, mental, physical and spiritual well-being!

iykedare:


Story for the Gods.

Aminnnnn o!

Na real "15 years in the wilderness of adulterous endurance"!

After 15, why she dey comot?
Because she wan shine congo for "holy ghost"?

Oya-khi-lo KONTINU!!!!

She comot from that sweet marriage because of other women toto for her marriage?

After 15 years of marriage ni? Na one remnant "oyakiyaki" BLOKOS WEY don scrassssssssh all angles of her toto taya be her problem?

And the "spinster daughter" dey put mouth too?
She nefa reassssh to carry belle if she nor wan marry ni?

YEYE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER!
Krassssssssse women!!!!

Sounds like a MAJOR rip-off!
Not my portion!!!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Not really!
Every case is different!
Some people cannot be bothered with what goes on outside his or her world!
Some people are very private!
Nothing to do with self-esteem!

DukeNija:


Kanwulia da Survivor!

A real SURVIVOR!!!
Thanks to my MOM!!!


The FAIRY GOD MOTHERS OF ALL SURVIVORS!!!!!

I have not only endured. . . . I have survived!
And will OUTLIVE al'em NIGGAZ!
Na who born dem?

As long as na"MARRIAGE". . . . .Get ready to ENDURE!
Simple!!!!

SAMBARRY:




something like that. So you know hymns




so it means God has not given up on you yet

No God can give up on me o!
I always tell THEM THE GOSPEL TRUTH! Even when they PHOCK UP!
They love me just the way I am o.
"Just As I Am"!

SAMBARRY:





reminds me of the song "eldorado"

You mean "Nearer My God To Thee"!
Instead, make I go tame "rattlesnake" jor!
Shiooooooooooor!

SAMBARRY:




you just too funny in everything you say

Imagine trying to "raise" my stubborn MULE of a husband!
Death is better ke!
Who wanno raise "a bag full of egos"?
A cure for EBOLA go happen first o!

Na h-early or late grave go swallow you!
Try ya luck with a Naija husband sha!

"DIVORCION" nko?

HUSBANDS are not "raisable" o!
They missed that chance as children!
DIE trying ke!

iykedare:


For fvck sake,Why are u guys giving names like
Kanwulia
Tpia
Chillisauce

Ermmmmmmm. . . . .FYI
I have passed the NL CST oooooooh.(Nairaland chronic sisterhood test)
Been a "Mrs". . . .for almost 20 years ooooooooooh!

Sorry my dia!
I nor MARRY for NL!
Amiiiiiiiiiiiiin ooooooooooh!!!!

Chillisauce:


marital status doesnt matter.


NL wife materials..

Idowuogbo
edwife
beeevan
efemenaxy
phema
damiso
Godgreat
have i mentioned chillisauce?
kanwulia
sambarry
cococandy
pickabeau (i no write 1 oh)
carefree
sophyrocks
odilafta
buka
ileogbotojo
chaircover

.....

Thank you joooooooor!
Dun meihn dozzzzu jolosi pipo dem!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia please come o.your attention is needed here

am surprised that you are not even here sef

Nne! I juss dey close from work o.

Argggggggh! The kain tin wey NL/NIGERIAN/AFRICAN Mgbeke/Alatika blokos-starved krase women go do be this ke!

Dem don learn how to "niked" dem fellow-women for public like their MALE-TERROR-LORDS dey teach dem na. "EJIGBO-LEHGUS" style!


Now you understand why I don't sympathize with these VERRRRRY FAAAAAAAT, UGGGGGGGLY and LOCAL fish-wives!

If na me ehn? I go make sure I use the wife act "blue fim" witi some LIBERIAN-EBOLA grass cutters post for "YOU and ME tube" welehi-telehi!

Even her new-born goats will not be spared. I GO KILL ALL OF THEM. . . . Including the "he-goat" of a "MAAAAAASTRESS"!

Bunch of ezzzzzzholes wey dem wor-wor totos don SAWA for h-insai marriage ngwo-gwo soup tey tey!

Na the SWEEEEEEET LEPASCIOUS-SHANDIES with tight and juizzzzy pooocies outside dem "matrimonial dungeons" say make dem dey dey use dem anusez to "go forth and REPLICATE" efry 6 months. . . .with dem totos wey don dey "digest" penish like boar-constrictors wey dey swallow h-elephants without drinking wota?

Abi man nor dey taya to hear toto wey nor dey taya to "mess" 24/7?
If they are not "expecting", they are MENSTRUATING foul smelling blood and "fishy" gas fumes all over town ke!
Mtcheeeeeeew!

How dem "sele bobo" usbans nor go h-abandon dem "patience ozokwor" ati "salads abeni" funky azzes wey soap and wota nor dey h-eva fit "gum", waka lef dem to roast ni?

So, the man go stop to "KYEAT" abi?

* time to go wash my NYANSH before e rotten for Disu my 12+ hour dross. . . chai*

The mind is a beautiful thing to waste!
Why can't BLACK AFRICAN NIGGERS turn into NEPA transformers and GIVE NIGERIA SOME DAMN ELECTRICITY?

Homosexuality is a sickness?
Bisexuality nko?

Thanks for the info!

Mgbok?
There is a gay agenda?

Na 'bisexual' agenda fear me pass o!

It does not change the FACT that he or she will ALWAYS BE MY CHILD and loved by me!
The world can go on hating. . .in his own image and likeness!
Hateful GODS have hateful followers!

Life is a choice. . . .live yours and let others live theirs!

How can she be 'starving'?
With boys like FLAVOR AND KCEE on the loose?
Abi she nor know road to ONITSHA MARKET. . . .Upper Iweka Road
Or POUND ROAD ABA?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtcKh7eOR3c

Nothing I will not give to have those 2 HOT LOCAL IGBOTIC BOYS IN MY BED O!

One for FRONT
One for BACK

I don reach HEAVEN be dat o!
There are starving wives in NIGERIA?
Impossible!!!!

SELE BOBO GO PON MY BEAT O!

Mumu wife!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

ultrazone:

Wow! You must have strong reasons for this opinion. Feel free to share.

I don't like to do anything 'jointly'. . . I live in an INDEPENDENT WOMAN'S WORLD!
It is just not my heritage.
My mother did not do so. . . I don't know any females around me with such a concept.
Very foreign. . .that's all!

It would be nice to stick to one issue at a time.
You don't sound like a content individual.
Your outlook on life is quite 'gloomy'!

Your first step is to be evaluated for depression.
You have some unresolved issues.
Nothing to do with what you are discussing here.
Please, see a SHRINK ASAP!

Yes!
But with only minus $50 dollars there!

Not in my life or DEATH time!
Especially if he is a NIGERIAN MAN!

Dem still dey cut toto for this day and age?
Ndi 'Ekitty Kat' di kwa egwu o!

She is not even a 'wife'. . . but a 'fiancee'?
Royal BUSH family indeed!

“She (Olufunke) is not helping us, neither is she
helping our daughter she has taken away. There are
certain cultural practices that we adhere to in our
land, some are avoidable while others are not. This
practice of circumcision is part of the unavoidable
ones. Olufunke cannot prevent us from carrying out
cultural and traditional rites on our own blood. It is
a must that we do the circumcision rites for the
girl. Moreso, that the child is a princess, a daughter
from the royal family of Ushi Ekiti and possibly a
future regent!.

Local tinz!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

May your wish be granted!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . . .!!!

Who says you can't get divorced and still think of your children's best interest?
It only means the children were never loved in the first place!
Divorce is not an excuse to abandon the needs of your children.

Divorce is better than hanging around dysfunctional parents!
Amen!!!!