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Really?
I thought it was the other way round?
You may have a point. . .WHEN THEIR HUSBANDS START ABANDONING THEM IN FAVOR OF THEIR CONCUBINES. . .THEY BECOME PRAYER WORRIORS with BABALAWO CHARMS under their beds. . .TO FIGHT MATRIMONIAL PRINCIPALITIES AND POWERS. . . AKA other women!!!


MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE

*time for work. . .HALLELUJAH*!!!

I am a BREAD-WINNER. . .AND SO IS MY HUSBAND!
Not applicable.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN JOINT ACCOUNTS.
We only have SEPARATE FINANCIAL RESPONSIBLILITIES ACCORDING TO EACH PERSON'S PAYCHECK!

I make more. . .I PAY MORE. Simple!

I LOVE NORTHERNERS!!!!!

[size=20pt]I LOVE JEREMIAH GYANG!!!! KUANU ALLA-H BIKO NU!!! ESSSSSSE GAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! WAZOBIA FOR EVER!!!!



JOIN THE WINNING TEAM!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KGq879pu0&list=PL98CF718A9392A67C

[size=20pt]WHERE IS EDO STATE? WHERE IS KASSIM AFEGBUA WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

KASSIM!
KASSIM!
KASSIM!

Wey my phone?

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The toothless bulldog . . . keeps showing GUMS only!!!!

THE CIVILIZED PART OF PDP shows the world HOW TO PRACTICE DEMOCRACY WITHOUT VIOLENCE!!!!

ATIKUUUUU. . . I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEE!!!!

The dangers of marrying an MGBEKE illiterate are indeed NUMEROUS!!!!

[size=20pt]NIGERIA PRACTICES AND PERFECTS THE ART OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE!!!![/size]

TRIBUTE TO ABOKI!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKPKKe4ibNE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIkX93kmRzo

Nigeria is not only a CEMETERY. . . BUT A ZOMBIE JAMBOREE!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yasin1ULLvI

UNA STILL DEY LAUGH?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEY LAFFFFFFFFFFFFF TOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

OH JES OOOOOH!!!
It has come to pass!!!
JONATHAN WANTS TO RULE FOR 10 YEARS?
IMPUSSY-CANT!

Blazay: Let me go and prepare for war.

I am most definitely enlisting with the Northern army again. . . .time to kick some arrrzzezzz!!!

This is gonna be good.

You all have been warned. . . now go get your "MEND" ready. We have locked up your Ibori for the next 20 years. Mission accomplished.
We have killed your Biafra warlord. . . Osisi Kan Nkwu.
Jonathan Ill-luck is a "sitting duck". . .the easiest target of all. Thanks to OBJ.

Fools!


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BLAAAAAAAAAAZAY!!!! I TOOOOOO MUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIRRRR!!!

Na you biko!!!

Blazay: There is my good man Atiku. . .always making sense.

Goooooooooooo "Tikkkkkku!!!"



Yessssssssssssir!!!
Please tell me where to go and enlist in the "Northern" part of JTF. . . not the Southern part please o.

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!! I DEY YOURSIDE SIR!!!!
ALWAYS LOYAL TO YOU SIR!!!!

WELCOME TO IRAQ. . .PART 2!
MORE DEBT FOR THE US. . .AND TAX-PAYERS!

An American is an AMERICAN. . . OREO COOKIE POTUS included!!!

Like GEJ had a choice?

I agree!

A GREAAAAAAAAAT SHAME TO THE SOUTH-SOUTH!!!
He has spent time FIGHTING HIS BROTHERS LIKE IBORI, SYLVA AND AMAECHI. . . he will PAY DEARLY FOR IT!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAF COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Not only ATIKU WILL BE CHARGED O! THE WHOLE NORTH TOO!
Mu ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

I have never had PASTORS. . . .Tufiakwa!!!

Parents please!!!!

Hausa vs Hausa!!!
Sweeeeeeet!!!!!

No ABIDJAN cowards around this time!!!!

GOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKUUUUUU!!!!

Your words are coming true!!!!

Time to switch to LAP-TOP mode!!!

I am an EXPERT in hoarding exes! I KEEP IN CLLLLLLLLLLLLOSE CONTACT WITH LIKE 10 EXES!!! .

Doctor ex. . .I get am!
PDP ex. . . I get am!
Accountant ex. . . I get am!
Pilot ex. . . I get am!
Custom official ex. . .I get am!
Pharmacy ex. . . I get am!
Professor ex. . .I get am!
They can never interfere with my married life! BUT RENDER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SERVICES IN AND OUT OF BED FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!MUTUALLY TOO. . . GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD COMAPNIONS WHEN WE ARE ALL BORED WITH MARRIAGE. . .A QUICK WEEKEND GET-AWAY CAN BE EXHILARATING!!!!


The lady is a NOVICE!

As a married woman, what is she doing with a SINGLE ex that has 'a crib' abi na 'bunk-bed'?

I can NEVER try that! That na SERRRRRIOUS DEMOTION!!!!

Ladies!!!!! IT'S IYANYAAAAAN time!!! SHINE YA EYES O!!!!

If you wan eat BUSH-MEAT!!!! Abeg chop one with FLESH!!!!' AS A MARRRIED WOMAN OR MAN, never KEEP IN TOUCH WITH SINGLE EXES.

They have ABSOLUTELY nothing to offer!!!

I mean ABSOLUTELY NOOOOOTHING!!!

Seeing 2 of my exes next month! BOTH MARRIED!!!!

Levels please!!!! Mtcheeeeeeew!!!!

Where is E.K. Clark? The MARIO PUZO himself?

Waiting for the CONCESSION speech from the PATIEN-T!!!!

Please, change topic question to : 'WHERE ARE'?

Thanks!

If she decides to GIFT out her own allowance, it is her decision. Her way of asserting her autonomy. Interesting you stated that it affects your MENTAL STATE.

You did not mention anything about children, so let me make an assumption and explain to you what MIGHT BE GOING ON.

3 years without THAT ALMIGHTY FRUIT OF THE BLOKOS AND WOMB WILL TURN ANY NIGERIAN HOUSEWIFE INTO A NUT-HOUSE!

Only because you have taken it upon yourself to worry about your situation NEEDLESSLY.

You do not need to go into details. Your wife has MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. She needs a CHILD to GIFT ON! Or so she thinks or FEELS!

Let her work on that!

99,9999% of NIGERIAN WOMEN become EXTREMELY psychotic with that "FRUIT OF THE WOMB" desire. She may be displaying that in the form of DASHING-OUT things!
Unfortunately for them, even after the kids come along, THEY REMAIN PSYCHOS!

Just sit back and be supportive. She is your wife. Abi you nor love am in MENTAL SICKNESS AND HEALTH AGAIN. . . . TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?

Abi you don get anoda woman for outside already ni?

YES! YOU ARE OVER-REACTING!!!! if you can't be supportive, IGNORE her.

Simple!!!! . . . DO NOT NAG HER!

*sleep don come . . . . Hallelujah*

Sounds like a woman with MULTIPLE-PERSONALITY-DISORDER!!!!
It does not matter who she is married to!
She can NEVER be happy!

Please, she should not disturb her ex! He has moved on. She should do the same and manage CURSES and miserable life ALONE!!!!!

Neither!
They have decided not to be parents!
Did the richest woman in Nigeria not raise 4 boys and A HUSBAND?

Is OMOTOLA JALADE-EKEINDE not married with 4 children AND A HUSBAND?

Both women ARE BREAD-WINNERS!

Parenting IS a choice! All about TEAM WORK!

What do you have a family for?

Both parents CANNOT USE A SALARY EXCUSE TO ABANDON THEIR CHILDREN!

Life is a CHOICE! Parenting too!

My biggest problem is : STAYING AWAY FROM WALMART!!!!

I put away one-third of my income In ROTH-IRA. . . WHERE IT CAN NOT BE TOUCHED TILL RETIREMENT!!!!!
So does my husband!!!

Thanks to PATIEN-T!

*deleted! double postage!*

If I mention the words two-faced TRAITOR now, someone will accuse me of being a TRIBALIST!

Why am I not surprised?

Can a SKUNK change STRIPES without SMELLING?

delvinmaya: useless bigot, i pity your family line and generation, if this is the best your dust of a brain can reason. am waiting for your response ooooo

I believe this topic is about FFK. . . and his mouth that feels, sounds, looks and smells like BIANCAR'S. . . .****!
STAY FOCUSED!
Thank you!

It is with OBJ!

Time to retire this ANENIH of a thing! THE 'RUBBER NECK' and BB-GUN OF OBJ!
Mr FIX-IT. . . GO AND RETIRE IN PIECES! OBJ'S STOOGE!!!

OBJ CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH. . . ATIKU IS NOT A SOUTHERNER. . . .!
He is bent on getting his POUND OF FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH FLESH!

JONATHAN MUST GO!

Facts my cli-TO-rishi-rishi!