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No problem. I prefer them frankly-speaking.
I can’t date or marry a Christian or Muslim either.

Toooo “local”-minded.

All that their “doom and gloom” prophesy don taya me abeg.

If you dey go church or mosque, I beg dress comot from my side. Extremely allergic to those 2 retrogressive-minded groups of people. Dem moo-monism pass sheep own I swear. Always reasoning like dunces!

armyofone:
True true - not those bird turns to woman thing up and dan that even for a true Osa pickin, that's breakfast cereal
Voodoolistic and jujulism no dey finish atol.

Or the wifey beat husband thing after you don learn to pound yam and akpu for babyhood to teen years and more, wetin dem go use the stored muscles and energy do ? Women boxing (c)sampionship no dey sef

Gorilla glue own sef

That Gorilla glue matter na juju!
Tooooooo interesting.
But my family, job and sleep are most most important.

Social media? When I have nothing to do.
Those days don pass abegggggi !

wow militia u look so sexy

and all these years i been dey think say na old woman u be

The older the berrrra.
Like fine wine.
“Heh-neh-miss” don fail pata pata!

STDs na nuisance diseases. I don’t see any in the top 10 deadliest diseases o.

When is comes to sex, you can NEVER protect yourself. Only if you ABSTAIN 100%.

If saliva is now contagious . . . . NO KISSING OR SUCKING TOO?

o ga o!

https://www.healthline.com/health/top-10-deadliest-diseases#tb

If you mean the Christian God from the WHITE MAN?

I can NEVER overcome that o. GOOOOOOD RIDDDDDDDDANCE for ever!
Now that I understand that religion is a tool for mind control, I cannot allow that manipulative concept to continue to destabilize my emotional, physical, economic and material being.

In the name of “GOD” missionaries invaded and colonized Africa and the world. You enslaved your now spiritually-displaced AFRICAN-AMERICAN siblings for shots of illicit gin and broken mirrors that could not show the reflection of the darkest parts of your pathetic souls. You lost your spirituality, self-reliance, financial autonomy and humaneness. Even after slavery was long abolished, “WAZOBIA FULANI HERDSMEN” still kidnap and enslave you for financial gains.

In the name of “ALLAH”, jihadists maim and torture “infidels”.

Should I go on?

In the name of “YAWEH”, pastors deplete the life-savings of the most gullible who keep searching for illusory break-throughs.

I now perfectly understand that the only GOD you can worship is in your heart, and not in any “holy book” or edifice with facetious congregants.

The best part? YOU DON’T NEED FAITH if YOUR GOD FAILS YOU. You only need ONE CODE. . . . . BELIEVE IN YOURSELF till your “GOD” gets with YOUR PROGRAM, not his or hers.

Learn to THINK for yourself instead of following BLINDLY like sheep.

If you can’t DIE like your JESUS, you are not a Christian. Yeaaaah. . . You killed him or he died for you to keep committing the same sins with impunity?

Who una dey deceive na? Una moo moo done doooo !

Never love over family.
Love is family and family is love.

Harry should NEVER have married Meghan.
That marriage will not last 5 years.
Harry looks so isolated and displaced.
Meghan talks too damn much.

Lessons learned?

Never marry an UNROYAL, FOREIGN, BLACK COMMONER!

armyofone:
I come glue to tiktok - come see wonder. That
Silhouette challenge is something

Keeping your eyes on them is the right thing to do
Hope users no turn TT to Craigslist

TikTok na super wonder I swear. That Silhouette Challenge is something else o!
We see why NL will only be relevant for Nigerian news only. Too many “ domestic and global” concerns to focus on.

Right now, I only respond to OLD NL members I recognize with legitimate IDs.
Not recycled cyber-nuisances!

Really?

Now people are dying like flies all over Africa.

IDENNAA:
Cc. KanwuliaExtra

Madam , you look very happy. Very good coming from you. I see you are letting all that pain and anger pass by. Abeg, no come begin yab me ooo

Very happy AND WELL oooooooo. All my NL h-enemies have been sacrificed and their bloodz “shiaaard” to appease my pain and anger!

Oh please! I have ALWAYS been a happy person on or off NL! Only get pissssssed when I encounter uncouth idiiiiiats!

A man or woman is only strange after ROUND 1.
Every wife, husband OR CHILD begins as a STRANGER.

Dem nor dey build dem houses for dem villages?

Every Barry wan “form Lagos”!

armyofone:
Wondering where everyone is now. Ifyalways and KanwuliaExtra, everyone here in those days - greetings and happy new year!

Wonder no more.❤️
You know old age don come.
Nairaland is not as engaging as it used to be.

Na “TikTok” and the likes dey reign now.
I have to be on there 24/7 to see what my “raunchy” kids are posting there before PEDDDOphiles flood my basement under my very nostrils. Oh gal! NA WAR!!!!

Plus my mama don dey live with moi. My hands are FULL!

I dey in READ MODE ONLY. Those days are gone girl.

Back to TikTok! Let me go catch my half-naked kids tumbling and gyrating all over my house. I have to do some old fashion Naija discipline. Na jail I see so I swear!

Staaaaaaaaale NEWS!

Their wahala jor. . . .

Just as painful when married men have baby mamas.
Shyte happens. . . . To err is always to be human.

Chimok:
i ve never seen such mentally-drowned people in my life

No focus, no sense of pride, no principles, no redeeming factor and most importantly. . . . . VERY LAZZZZZZZY!

The WEAKEST link in Nigeria. . . . Frankly speaking. Quite a shameless bunch.

When I received FOUR absentee ballots. . . . . . . . . . . . I knew “water go pass chin-chin” for sure.

Like the South would do better managing their resources? The NDDC mismanagement nko?

Governor - Chairman. . . . Off ya mic jor!

BURNA girl!

Hmmmmm!
You go die of shock.
Mark this page.

UyaiIncomparabl:
What will flies be doing in your kitchen?

And what is so unique about this SaladMaster cookware? My friend in Italy talks about it too.

Depends on the type of kitchen abi?
My own Nigerian Kitchen is outside with firewood.
No cooking inside the house. No gas cooking either. All about safety.

SALADMASTER does it all. Once in a lifetime electric cookware. Very expensive, but worth every penny. Ask your friend to tell you what the hype is all about. All about cooking made really easy and most healthy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=344w9nWSevM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7xZS0DLDcg

postmann:
Right there @ the emboldened. You couldn't make a good point without resorting to shooting yourself in the foot because your emotions always get the better of your logic.

Feeding on bread crumbs under the whiteman's table made you forget who you are and where you're coming from.

Look at this EX-PA-YAAAAAAD, NL-CACOVID-19 palliative.

You should have been left in your village warehouse to rot instead of coming out to spread your stale agenda of mediocre propaganda on NL.

Na #EndSARS I blame. Nor be ya fault.

Kimon, gerrrrrrof my mentions.

Only in Nigeria/Africa do I find it soooooo stressful.
The heat and flies alone.
Can’t cook without house helps.
Too much cleaning to do .

Lots of fun and easy outside Nigeria. No house-helps needed.

Thanks to SALADMASTER cookware.

I tok am. . . .

Awon “David Livingstones” threads have resurfaced to keep this family section alive.


Well, welcome to the “married-single-mama-club”!

Don’t bother to go to Uncle Reno Mokri’s Twitter page to beg for money o. You know how he feels about single mothers.

Not in our lifetime.
Only in our dreams.

LikeAking:
I bet you ,he will do beta than her.

These people just want to occupy offices and flex.

What did Ngozi achieve has a fin min in NIG?

What problems did she solve as a fin min in Fg.

WHAT PROBLEM HAS SHE EVER SOLVED IN HER LIFE?

Let her show us some of her ideas/solutions to various problems in her village.

Ngozi and Adesina your time is up.

Wetin do your own hand?
She has made her choice as to what she wants to do with her life. Other countries value her services with or without YOUR support.
Go and do your part.

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
Nigeria is a nation of illiterate and stupidity.
What did she do for Nigeria in terms of development nothing what did she do for Africa in terms of development nothing. How can you have somebody for one of the most backward countries in the world trying to lead the wto please let her come and build our country before taking her illiteracy to other countries. You cannot destroy your country and you want to go and destroy another person's country. Nigerians are suffering from mass illiteracy

What are you doing for your country?
Should you be nominated instead?

Your USELESS presidents DESTROYED YOUR SHYTE-HOLE COUNTRY.
She was only ONE person and a WOMAN too.
What could she do with the kinds of USELESS presidents YOU keep rigging into office year after year? Dora Akunyuli sacrificed her blood and died in office fighting in NAFDAC and with CANCER. Who remembers her today?

NOI and her likes are better of OUTSIDE NIGERIA, where they would remain FREEEEEE from the CURSE of YOUR DARK CONTINENT of MATERIAL and SPIRITUAL POVERTY!

You are in Nigeria. . . . Go and sacrifice your own blood.

Thanks to the FAILURE of Buhari and APC/PDP!

SHYTE-HOLE politics at work.

Awon IKOYI boys vs MUSHIN boys!

No problem.
More “palliatives” to hoard.