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Reminds me of my NL early days!

Way to go Chichi! SHOW DEM!!!!!

LWKMD!!!!!

“Dem say my nyansh fit crack palm kernel”!

When Satan created BIZZY BODIES, Nigerians and AFRICANS in general were the first to be created I swear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wCjze78j_c

It is the duty of your woman to protect you against her family and vice versa.

Just don’t prove to them that you a “down-low” black. Make yourself a good example for the black race.

As for walking away? It depends on what is MOST important to you.

Your choice.

Yeah!

Jurusalem!!!!



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KnXSzc19No

Nigerians and dem APROKO!
Never learning to mind their own “religious hypocrisy”!

If na rape nau, dem go be YAMPIONS!

Dem nor even let dem JESUS marry before dem kill am. MOHAMMED nko? So so small children full im bed.

If dis una so-called “GODs” and “PROPHETs” dey all dis and dat. . . . .

FREE WILL is the only TRUE GOD! Amen.

CONGRATULATIONS to the couple who stands a better chance of raising functional children than RELIGIOUS HYPOCRITES on and off NL.

Ye ye de oooooze!

Na real “side-cockk”!

Peaceful nature indeed!
With the WHOLE APCheats faction in turmoil?
What a JOKE!

I predicted that APCheats will scatter in less than 4 years. Tinubu has lost control and is nowhere to be found.

It took 16 years for PDP to crack. While APCheats are dying and CRUMBLING within 4 years.

Thanks to the PPPs (POLITICAL PARTY PROSTITUTES) who crossed from PDP to APCheats!

God don catch them!

Where are the pictures?
The same Buhari Obaseki never saw with his own 2 eyes before dumping APCheats?

This fake Buhari is trying hard to keep up but is failing woefully.

Let the APCheats governors come and tell the world that they really saw Buhari IN PERSON.

The reason 2 houses are necessary.
You do your own chores and I do mine.
Welcome to his and hers houses for married couples.

No divorce necessary!

People make this marriage thing a stressful issue.

Yup!

He is only invisible.
As in . . . . . Neither dead nor alive.
Like “God” . . . . You can only hear him but can NEVER see him.

The ONLY so-called “president” in the world that address his country with “pre-recorded” messages.

At least the world knows for a fact that my President “DT” is inspecting some bunkers below the White House”.

Wey una own “Resident-Corpse”?



LWKMD

See as the woman be like CORPSE.

Tinubu can and will NEVER be president of Nigeria. Only IKORODU.


Tufiaaaaaaaaakwa!!!

It is INEVITABLE.
The south is not united.
Thanks to AFONJAKASSES!
They would rather see a Northerner in power FOREVER, to protect their selfish, tribalism and extremely bigoted socio-economic interests.

2023 with APC vs PDP?

North vs North. . . . North wins.
North vs South. . . . . North wins.
North vs East. . . . North wins.
North vs West. . . . North wins.


The South remains the SLAVES of the North FOREVER!

Don’t have that problem.
Can’t marry a man that can’t cook.
Period.

N-E-V-E-R.

The man dey cook SHEGEY!
Can’t wait to see what he will cook today before I get back from work. He does not work weekends, I do.

Happy S-I-NDAY!

Off to work.

For real.
Nigerians will NEVER mind their BEEZWAX.
Bloody hypocrites!

What an IJJJIOT!
Ugly Baboon wey don taya to dye grey hair.
Borrowing to enrich useless politicians like you?

No brainer.
What A CIRCUS OF CLOWNS!

Oh dear!

Grandlord:
KanwuliaJara you still dey this NL? E don tay o

Old soja like me?
I dey kamkpeeeeeeeeee!
12 years na beans?

Dem don taya to ban ke!


Henemies don scatter tey tey.

Depends on how much he respects himself in the first and last Places.

Most men will not respect themselves and will ALWAYS TRY TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY.

Dem nor go stay dem lanes o.

NEVER!
Too cowardly and HUNGRY!

Na so Spanish become 2nd language by force for U.S.A.

Why the Chinese nor go settle for Northern Nigeria?

Yet, China is chasing Africans out of China like lepers.

Re-colonization part 2!

Unnerve:
Come to think of it, you might be right Although I know that one important component of an open marriage is when both spouses agree to having sexual relations with other people.
I am looking for a naija woman in the UK who will agree to this, hook me up

You do not have to agree. Very EASY with 2 options.

1. When you get into the marriage, you TRY monogamy and when you FAIL, an open marriage will save your marriage. Monogamy is quite impossible to achieve, ESPECIALLY IN AFRICAN MARRIAGES. You don’t have to ask, it will happen naturally.

Most relationships were OPEN before marriage with couples dating and sleeping with others outside the relationships. It only continues in marriages till one or BOTH accepts the fact that the marriage is no longer monogamous.

Some people separate or get divorced. MOST stay in the marriages and ACCEPT their fates.

Simple.

2. CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MUNIR-“MONEEEEYEEEEER”-NWOKO with or without money. . . . Many “REGINA DANIELS” will naturally accept and give you many children that are not yours! The REAL OPEN MARRIAGE . . . M.K.O Abiola styeleeeeee. . .


Soooooooo many possibilities o. The ? is : How well CAN YOU ADJUST? Na by mouth?

Unnerve:
It's hard to meet a Nigerian woman who's a fan of open marriages.

Yet they will be willing to be baby-mammas and 10th wives in a wide-open POLYGAMOUS marriage like with Davido and Chioma, or with the Alaafin and Muslims with 4+ wives. . . . . Jumping from poosy to poosy.

Nor be women in open-marriages without roof or foundations be dis?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiAP43vuqCg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zgsa3ijuY

Preeeeeeeeach it to the HYPOCRITES!
Amen!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Nu006jSfk

Ariza:
I thought as much. But I don't buy in idea of open marriage, why marry at all?

Marriage has its MANY benefits. I don’t have to list them.I choose to focus on those, like my mama taught me.

I prefer having a friend and a partner to work with in a marriage contract. Fidelity is not a selling-point. I leave that to the Bible and Quran-THUMPERS.

All about having THE BEST OF MANY WORLDS. . . . . No hypoCHRISTY too!

Ariza:
I guess you skipped the 'vows' part during your wedding right? Infact you didn't do church wedding at all because it will be very hypocritical of you to have had your wedding in a church and still type This.

I got married with the option of writing AND modifying my OWN vows.

Traditional, civil or common law marriages ONLY.
No church marriages. . . . TUFIAAAAAAAKWA!!!!!

Imagine getting married in a religion I do not believe in? No way!

zed7:
People should do what ever makes them happy. We never copy the positives of the West, only the negatives.

That is the main hypocrisy. We are not copying “The West”. This has been in Africa before the coming of The West, hypocrisy and ALL.

Part 2.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/nigerias-self-styled-open-marriages-2/amp/

According to the story, and some parts of which we witnessed, my friend’s uncle, happened to be an only boy of six children born by their parents. Naturally, his sisters’ worlds revolved around him. He was everything to them, their baby, their big brother, support and idol. Their parents had invested richly on him, being the only one to travel outside the country to further his studies. But things changed when Brother, as we fondly call him, met and fell in love with one of the village belles. They considered her a wayward gold digger and were not happy with their brother’s decision to make an honest woman out of her.

. . . . . . too long to post continued in link.

For many years, it was a tug of war between Brother, his wife and his siblings who kept insisting that rather than marriage slowing down Sister, it had only empowered her to sink deeper into the pit of sexual immorality. For, though Brother was fulfilling his own responsibilities as husband and father, she was far from being grateful for her exalted position.

For a man that saw her through the College of Education and then the University, much was expected of her than what the sisters insisted she was dishing out to their brother. Their greatest pain, being that she thought she deserved and was entitled to everything she was getting and never failed to stick it in their faces whenever she had the opportunity. In and out of school, there was a trail of rumours and speculations about her chain of lovers and one particular one had it that while at the University, she dated a fellow student and lecturer for obvious reasons.



But, though Brother’s ears were full, he still stood his ground, maintaining that she was his beloved wife and mother of his children and above all else, he trusted her and until he had physical evidence of her alleged promiscuity, he had nothing to discredit her innocence.

. . . . . . . . . .

One would have thought that for his unflinching support, Sister would at least, muster the will power to shake off what now appeared to be a compulsive behaviour or addiction. Extra marital sex was pleasurable, especially where legit sex was not so regular as Brother was similar to the legendary “Ajala” who travelled all over the world.

. . . . . . . .


When the illness began, it was Brother again who took her to the hospital when it became clear that what they assumed was malaria and typhoid fevers had turned into an indescribable illness, travelling all round her body and rendering her immobile. At a point, Brother was said to have asked his wife if it was not the juju of the oracle at work, but Sister denied having crossed the line and maintained her unflinching devotion to her marriage vows.

. . . . . .

They said she even swore upon her life and those of her children, that she had not been unfaithful to him. But back in the village and amongst close relatives. . . . . It has been almost 10 years now. Sister has become even less than a shadow of her once beautiful self and has remained in the village, her once glamorous, rich life over.

Still, Brother insists that, had she confided in him, he would have protected her because of his love for her and her children. But beyond that, because he is no saint and is guilty of same offense. The only difference is their sexes, she is female and society does not approve of such laxity on the part of women.

Yet, there are men who willingly set their wives up for the sexual pleasures of other men, especially for material benefits and money.

The movie, Indecent Proposal readily comes to mind. While most of such relationship eventually break down after the ugly deed might have been done, some couples sometimes turn out to be two of a kind. A lady once told me that she took the decision to end her four year old marriage after she found out that her husband had deliberately set her up for a rump with the MD of one of the companies he did business with.


She had gone to the man’s office on his behalf that day and left highly embarrassed and humiliated after the man informed her that she was being used as a bait to win a contract. He told her that he considered her a sister and would never do such a thing with her, more so, she was someone’s wife. They had a big fight that night and then, she knew the marriage was over. She would rather prostitute of her own free will than be used as a pun.

However the couple in a story told by a close friend, lived up to their marital vows of “for better, for worse”. The husband was the love-vendor and took her to the clients and they made no attempt to hide their business from family, friends and neighbours. The “guy man” had brought his ludicrous trade from Oyinbo land where he’d been deported from after serving a jail sentence, and found a willing adventurer in a very pretty, young girl, old enough to be his daughter. They both died as a result of complications from HIV/AIDS a couple of years ago and the neighbours were glad to see their backs.

The tory loooooooong.

Nigeria’s Self-Styled OMs PART I

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/nigerias-self-styled-open-marriages/amp/

Even then, emerging trends point to the fact that Nigeria is gradually catching up with the West in what is termed as open marriage. An open marriage is a union where the partners are permitted to have sexual relationships with other partners.

The terms of what is permissible for the two is often spelt out and the partners adhere to these rules. The plus side of this arrangement is that the partners get to enjoy the benefits of two worlds. First is the respect and social status that marriage provides and the other is the freedom to explore their sexuality without actually rocking the boat. While this may not actually be a common or detailed trend in Nigeria, what is true and now gaining ground is a practice where the husbands pretend not to know about their wives extra-marital affairs but bask in the benefit that such relationships offer.

However, more intriguing in this drama of infidelity are the men who are privy to the shenanigans of their wives and turn a blind eye to them. Every time, I come across such stories, I marvel at the level of depravation and immorality that must have gone into such an alliance. Several reasons have been postulated for such developments which to my understanding bothers majorly on finance and material gains and self centeredness.

More so when the men are no saints themselves. Once, in a conversation with a male colleague who is in his second marriage, he informed me that he could never divorce his wife on the basis of infidelity since he is guilty of same.

According to him, should he walk in on her and her lover, he would excuse himself and walk away, focusing more on her good sides. He insists this was a mistake he made with his first marriage and has vowed not to allow such a little thing ruin his happy home ever again, now that he is wiser. (Hmmm! Aren’t some of us just lucky?

I-N-D-A-B-O-S-K-Y!!!!!