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Arya!
Arya!
Arya!
Arya!

Wow!
Wow!
Wow!

What a GRRRRRIPING S8-E3!

MASS CASUALTY!

I will MISS LYANNA MORMONT!!!
Ser JORAH!

Goodbye Melisandre of Asshai!
Goodbye Theon!
Goodbye Sir Beric!
Goodbye Dolores Edd!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Consolations:

Goooood RIDDDDDANCE KNIGHT KING and ALL YA ZOMBIES!!!!

Good ridddddance to VISERION!

Desert time?

Sunday Special: Native Palm Oil Jollof Rice!
IWUK EDESI.

Bossjakande:
eyinjuege yettymuse ahnie dangotesmummy sleekyshuga canadianNaija kanwuliaextra amarabae bukatyne

Yes sir!
We are here to TRUST and OBEY always.

Getting hot with nice sunshine.
What a beautiful day.

No Nigerian food today.
Very light meals.
My husband will NEVER eat these!
The reason he has refused to give birth for the past 20 years!

Not my portion.
We are THE AMERICANS!!!!

On the menu . . . . YES! From my clean kitchen! Same WHITE STOVE, CABINET AND FLOORS.

Sandwich and chicken noodle soup for lunch.
A VERY HEALTHY CHEF’S SALAD and a side of mixed fruits for dinner.

My husband can face his NIGHTLY EBA AND EGUSI SOUP routine. All the best to him and his heart and “blokos”!

I am done from the kitchen today.
Time to pamper myself.

I don cook for the Nigerians o!

Happy breakfast on my day off!

Jamaican beef patty(meat pie) with oatmeal, apples, dried fruits and nuts.

Try substitution meat pie or beans porridge if you don’t have moi moi or akara.

Rubyventures:
Curtain in the kitchen is very unhygienic as it gathers grease, dust and moisture from the cooking a haven for bacteria. A blind is much better or a very short curtain, with minimal gathers if you must use one.

Dat na dem wahala!
I get my own house.
I was only a “guest!

1Sharon:
Is that you? So nurses in the US aren't required to tie long hair up?

Only when you are in a sterile environment like the operating room.

JasonScoolari:
Are you the one that prepared one of my favorite?

Of course I did!
The first time too.
The Starch disgraced me at first.
Then I conquered it with a simple microwave trick!

armyofone:
where did you get the leaf for moi moi ? I dontake style dey ask for African and Mexican stores - do you have ewe? Ewe as in moi moi wrapper now

That your soup dey hungry me.

Na for dat London my sis-in-law buy the leaves o. I was shocked to see them!
The soup was tooooooo sweet.
Dem still dey fast and pray for me o!

sod09:
madam this food is not well presented

I was only trying to blend in!
Now, you know what it feels like.

Mariangeles:
Lord have mercy!


She don land o!

Food only abeg! Na food we want see and salivate, no be kitchen we go chop ke

Food only ke?
Some people have been sneaking food they did not cook in here o.

Some pipo dey cook for “backyard” kpa kpa. . . . . AKA “BABA-cue”!

How can you prove they cooked it?
The stove always looks different!
419 cooks!

Read the thread title again.

1.COOK in YOUR kitchen.

If it is not YOUR kitchen, don’t post!

Next, we wanno see how CLEAN you look!

Yes o! I am a domestic DIVA! Cooking, cleaning and working FULL—TIME. No housemaid needed!

For sister-in-law #2.

Na only Egusi soup dem request for.
No dirty kitchens please!

*remember presentation is everything *

We don’t want to only see your food, WE want to see how CLEAN your kitchen is too! No one wants to eat from a BUKA-DORTY-KITCHEN!

Yes o!
I have been cooking and cooking and cooking!
With the best of presentations of course!
I went to visit my brothers in the UK for Valentine’s season and cooked for my sisters-in-law!

No dirty kitchens please!

For sister-in-law #1!

Fhemmmy:
And by doing so, you want others to salivate till they have headache? That is the height of wickedness

Ok. Have some late breakfast.

Mariangeles:
You don land ??

I miss you sha...but no cause trouble ooo

The “presenters” and “presentations” are looking better.

Thanks to me.

Fhemmmy:
I checked the meaning of wickedness and i saw your pinshure and name right there . . . .YOU ARE A WICKED PERSON JOOOO

I am not even gonna try to understand what you are getting at.

It is my day off and I intend to enjoy it.

Oh dear!
John Snow don get the “memo”!
E don sabi ride dragon fa!

King of the North vs Queen of the Dragons inCestuous love-tangle! Chai!

Jamie meets Brandon! WOW!

I love the beginning. . . . SLOW and EASY on the heart.

My favorite WILDLINGS live! Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!

1Sharon:
Kanwuliaextra *

Thank you my pikin!
I dey kamkpeeeeeee!

Please, have some BANGA FRESH FISH SOUP AND STAAAAARRRRRCH!

Urhobo style!

I will not miss any of them!
Waste of brain cells!

Drum tolls. . . . . .

Multi million gini?
With only one red building and a few refugee-looking urchins posing as students?

Even the “Hogwarts” students in the “Harry Potter” series look more dignified!

Africans are truly CURSED! Chai!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brPSNWgy5Pk

“Perfect”!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G8CM-6BZC4

Same reason men run away from “barren women”.
All about “productivity”!

When financial problems become permanent, the strain on a woman to become the bread-winner and home-maker surpasses spiritual warfares. A woman’s tongue becomes poisonous and injurious to a broke man’s ego, all because of overwhelming stress.

You do not want to be around a BROKE, NIGERIAN MAN especially. He becomes abusive, psychotic and unbearable to live with. He is worse than a DEMON. Even if the woman decides to assist, the pompous broke azzze of a man will NOT pick up the slack by taking care of the kids and doing the house chores.

A woman being a bread-winner and a domestic goddess at the same time?

Welcome to MARRIED-SINGLE WOMAN!

◄ 1 Timothy 5:8 ►
Parallel Verses
King James Version
But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.

Darby Bible Translation
But if any one does not provide for his own, and specially for those of his house, he has denied the faith, and is worse than the unbeliever.

World English Bible
But if anyone doesn't provide for his own, and especially his own household, he has denied the faith, and is worse than an unbeliever.

Young's Literal Translation
and if any one for his own -- and especially for those of the household -- doth not provide, the faith he hath denied, and than an unbeliever he is worse.

1 Timothy 5:8 Parallel

Wow! The long awaited season finale is here o!
Kharl Drogo coming back in dreams only. . . . ?