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thorpido:
Kanwuliaextra,is your subject the lady that jumped in the Lagos lagoon?

Yes o!

A case study. Since I am one of those “married women” that loooooove to perform “extramarital romantic-pilgrimages” from time to time. . . . . To go and “worship BLOKOS” .

No ssssshaking!

Why can’t people just CHOP and CLEAN mouth, nyansh and waka jeje?

MUST THEY INVOLVE MONEY OR BUSINESS?

Even on NL here and “other Nigerian websites” like NVS . . . . . We have had some salacious scandals of SEX, LIES and VIDEO-NEWDS trailing us from time to time.

If your extramarital shagger chops you in CASH and KIND. . . . Then exposes you in your “birth-suit”, what will you do?

I am one who does not see anything wrong in exercising personal free will in any manner, married or not.

So, my questions are:

1. What will you do if you find yourself in this position?

2. Is suicide an option?

3. I could see the lady taking some “selfies”. Why take pictures of your escapades?

Not all extramarital affairs destroy marriages and families, but when they do. . . . The victims are numerous. If I were to find myself in this or that position, NO, I WILL NOT KILL MYSELF.

If I do the TIME, I do the TIME. Nor be CRIME. I may just relocate to another city and start all over to avoid all the busy-bodies buzzing around my life!

I received a WhatsApp message from two relatives last week detailing how a married woman with 3 kids went from Texas, U.S.A to Lagos, Nigeria to do some “business” in “cash” and “kind”. . . . Then ended up as “fish bait”’ in one Lagos Lagoon.

At first the story was that “a friend” leaked the pictures of her “unceremonious” encounters. Then this week, the fingers were pointing to the extramarital male-partner as “the friend” who exposed her because of a 10 million NAIRA deal gone bad.


Ha!

Kilo n’she le?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VGHs9ryAVg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfOXJ9nBcvI

Uglymugg:
Cringe.

Uglymugg:
What!!!?? You people exist? And you even have a name for yourself?

We are called members of the EMS squad!
aka EXTRA-MARITAL-SHAGGING squad!

We lost a battle, but not the war.

Forward ever, fellow comrades!

SALUTE!

Chai!!!! NL can’t wait to see me jump into the lagoon I swear!

Muchechechecheche

Received this story in my WhatsApp last week. I could not come to terms with this tragedy.

What a mess!
A BOYFRIEND WITH A WALKING-STICK?
How can HE MOVE IN THE BED?
The woman nor get taste. But the dude fine sha.


One version stated it was a “friend” who got a hold of her phone and leaked the news and pics.

As a fellow “extra-marital” shagger, I refused to post such pictures of “fallen comrades”!

But why commit “suicide”?
If you can play such “games of hoes”, be ready for the “tales of woes” ke!

No shaking!

Bianca Ojukwu.

Grace Egbagbe.

Stella Oduah.

Women with love-children for high-society men.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/theyesng.com/50-high-society-ladies-who-have-love-children-for-powerful-men-1/amp/

Saraki denials next!
What a circus.
Useless IG, useless country.

Lilian Esoro.

This life ehn?
Very mysterious.

Sexual harrasment is predominantly A MALE DISEASE! Yesssssoh. Women have learned to exhibit such primitive yearnings from men ke.That was how one “king david” stole another man’s wife and one “God” like that assisted him by killing both HUSBAND and BABY!

Divine wickedness!
All for TOTO!

That “poking” of the “pehnis”, always shows a man in his lowest ebb of spirituality.

Even little children are not spared!

Blame the “serpent” in “the garden of Eden”!

LotusFan:
this woman shaaaa! Laff wan kee mi

Na lie I dey tok?

ifyalways:
Yes o. That Igbo kwenu thread produced two marriages ; the ones I know and attended.

Monikers I really wish to see around:
Adeboo
Efuah
Spoilt
Minute
Chiogo

Even Grandpa Orikinla has gone awol.

2 marriages ke!
No surprises there. That “Kwenu” thread was oooozing with serious sexual tension fa!
Hmmmmmm!
Many have disappeared and moved on or “rebranded”!

Orinkinla!!!!!
What a character!

Cutehector:
hahahhaha.. I remember when ireneony used to have a mad crush on him that year.. It was so hilarious. Seriously you have opened the chambers of secrets for me to watch its like going back in time to watch the x men origins

I never knew one could register another moniker same as someone else's own, and he even lied that the browser will make it look like its the same. Kai.. He can burst lie eh.

Mehn that thread just revealed a lot trust me.

Crush on a SADIST?
I could not believe it myself. It was like a “dream”’! The ultimate CON-ARTIST!
I paid attention to that thread and learned A LOT.
I knew I was gonna have a lot of fun from them on.

Na today?

People are less gullible and it is really easy to track IDs through emails. YOU MUST HAVE A PHONE # to register multiple IDs. So people are more discreet as to the level of mischief they can engage in.

All lies exposed. . . . .

Cutehector:
even zuckerberg doesn't have the right to run Facebook the way he deems fit else he gets summoned by the senators.. You saw the way he was grilled .

Its just that when a Nigerian man is in control, he just takes things too too personal.

I am happy you remember me

Well, Zuckerberg respects his subscribers abi?
Seun na “learner” ke. It will cost him a whole lot more to succeed in or off NL with his psychotic behavior. The mad-monk has a lot to learn.

I am waiting for the announcement of the lucky bride!

Awon “Don Jazzy”!

Boy! I love this your signature.
In fact I would like a permission to mention.
If you mention any one to derail a topic, you have the power to DELETE the post yourself! Simple.

Cutehector:
thanks so much for this link... Now I know the kind of person seun used to be. I hope he has changed over the years though.

You are so welcome. I remember you.
Seun can NEVER change. Evil to the core!
I can write volumes upon volumes on my dealings with him FOR 10 YEARS on this his “KOBO-KOBO land o”!

Where do I start?

Can a leopard change cancerous spots? He used to have such a fetish “god-like” complex I swear. I sent him an e-mail to explain his one-sided ban on my MILITIA ID and on some of us who did not care to “submit” to his almighty royal puffines.

I don’t know if he actually read it, but some “dimwit” replied with just one word he called me : “TROUBLE”!

Then I was posting in the political section one night from work. The next thing I saw was the logo of my work place right in front of me.

He used to be such an arrrrr$$$e, till he was served in his own sauce with a taste of his own blood!

Talk about being a sexist or chauvinist? He is GRADE A++++ with distinction.

Engineering cyber bullies in tribalistic or ethnic war fare nko? He is the ultimate champion ke!
His legion of “cyber hackers” will ambush you, stalk you, harass you, then ban you for responding, all to derive some sick sense of satisfaction.

Polymonikerism nko? Owa!!!!
All the evil things that plagued NL, he is the divine architect, mechanic and overseer of them all.

Haba!!! I was posting one day in the religious section and there he was. . . Forgetting to “switch” IDs! Oooopssss la la!!! His babalawo exposed him that day!

Revealing people’s identities nko? He will change from Tpia5 to Aigbofa-fa-fa foul in one split second.

The reason I do not spare him and his moderators. Them go BAN taya ke!

I have never met him, and I pray I never do.
For him alone, I must remain on this his KOBO-KOBO LAND!

Now we know he is into “scamming scandals”! Let him die trying to get me into one of his “scandalous columns”. He should continue to do his ”worstest”!

Uju baby in action.
Mature guys like Ugwumba and Uchenna2.

https://www.nairaland.com/119021/ibo-woman-married-yoruba-man

https://www.nairaland.com/112751/daily-contradictions-bible-thread/4#2054211

https://www.nairaland.com/115932/how-stop-sex-enjoy-relationship/1

ifyalways:
Surprise, Surprise.

Those two stood out in the midst of all the madness.


Mu Che Che

Toshmann, Ikomi and Darfur/Preselect were my nld boyfriends. That thread was crazy; no decorum, no holds,no fvcks given.

Those were SWEEEEEEET days!
Dafur and Preselect I remember.
Life has surely gone on . . . . on and off NL.
Sweeet memories.

orbis:
I was reading on the front page about the issue of naija men based in America who have killed their wives because of this same issue. Nobody wants to struggle hard and then let one asshole take all you have because of some damn insurance policy

There are other ways than killing the spouse and losing it all.

I’d rather leave EVERYTHING and walk with my life.

I believe in KARMA.

ifyalways:
Mohadana and Frankies were classic. Two wackos.

Do you remember Olanajim? He was one of the few, silent but intelligent dudes then.


Jkpretty was one of the cute girls too.

Oh yes!
Wackos full NL then ke! Both male and female!

I interacted with Olanajim and Aisha2 when I visited Nigeria in 2008. Nice people.

You and TOSHMAN for that Igbo kwenu thread sha! Lovely.

More on “Frankie’s”!
See OBSESSION? ? ?

https://www.nairaland.com/7013/how-spice-up-marriage/3

https://www.nairaland.com/92221/it-okay-read-wifes-e-mails/8#1704042

https://www.nairaland.com/95318/romance-subordinate-im-married/1#1703609

Let me look for more.

ifyalways:
Hahaha

Frankies was one dude who never gave up on the road to Damascus sniff your panties. I thought Mohadana was obsessed with you until Frankies came along.

Kai

Wo! They were sooooo many. Kai!
Then they started changing IDs. Chai!!!
I outlived them all ke!

We shall see where it will all end.
She better start cooking!

Newpride:
A living dead mourning another dead body....
What an irony of life...

They both look pitiful.
Health is truly wealth.
I really praise Charlie Boy for taking care of himself.