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freecocoa:
Hehehe

You this aunty is something else, its so hard not to like you.

You nor like the 'gist'?

crackhaus:
Calm your tittîes, why you dey vex?

Your lessons are still a hot steamy pile of horseshît, oya prezz ya keyboard harder...

I dey work abeg. . . .Vex for wetin?
Dealing with you will be a waste of good my 'anger bank'!
This 'open marriage' business for 'Strong-FEMINISTA-women' like us nor go let 'some of you' sleep for this NL ke.
E easy to chop and broadcast?
I say I HAVE THE POWER AND THE MEANS. . . . !
Come take 'taxi' money to my 'husband village' return 'bride-price' ke!

HorseShyte ko. . . .HorseMESS ni!

daveP:
Marriage is the only alliance I see possible now.

Perhaps Gendry takes Sansa. She can't be alone all her days.

Arya likes home and may possibly get bored so if she sights Jaime around she may just about wana go and kill Cersei. But Brandon may stop her.

Gendry and Sansa? No connection there.
Sansa may be too psychologically-damaged to hook up with any character. She may pledge to take care of Brian all her life instead.
Poor Brandon. . . .I wonder what will happen to him.

daveP:
Khaleesi may get pregnant and it may affect decisions. She may have to take quick decisions inxasr she loves the pregnancy. else she has to get rid of it.


To Ensure peace between houses, Gendry may have to Wed Khaleesi. why? cos there are many run away loyal soldiers scattered everywhere of westeris that are loyal to either side. It may make them come back and add to the ranks that may fight the WW.

The iron bank will become useful to Cersei but they would not want deal with her cos she stands alone.

Khaleesi does not look like a 'baby-killer' o. It might just bring her the peace she so deserved.
I don't see Khaleesi marrying anyone but for love. John Snow is too much of a powerful force in her life now.
Gendry is not a 'match'. She can get him to make 'dragon-glass' without marrying him. Besides, Gendry is not a power-drunk ursuper. Gendry is too much of a gentle man and could care less who sits on the throne of the of the 5 kingdoms. He just wants to live in peace and avoid all that drama. Khaleesi needs a warrior.

The iron bank will only come in handy to anyone who needs to finance the making of 'dragon-glass'!
Now, she may entice 'Gendry' for that purpose. . . .

daveP:
Missandei may get pregnant before Khaleesi sha.

Ser Jorah of the Andals. He knows she mayn't like to get married to him, but he will play a big role in her protection.

This Daario too... He is still at Naarth... I guess he is training men to be fighters but I dunno if he knows well about the white walkers.

Missandre get pregnant for GREY WORM?
Abeg!!! Nor make me laugh. It would be SOMEONE else's baby for sure. . . not from an 'unsullied' with no. . . .third leg!

Muma GEE EKE. . . . .

http://www.pulse.ng/entertainment/celebrities/muma-gees-ex-prince-eke-proposed-to-4-women-during-marriage-id7328615.html

Singer's ex, Prince Eke proposed to 4 women during marriage

The singer shared shocking details of her humiliating experience with members of ex's family.



Muma Gee gave a shocking revelation alleging that her ex-husband once took their children to an orphanage after announcing that he was tired of the marriage. She got to know about this following a call she received from a representative of the motherless babies home who needed her approval to accept the kids.

“He said I was seen with men, who are the men? Where is the proof? I am a high chief. Why would you come out and lie against somebody who has been kind to you? There is nemesis for all of this. I knew there was a victim he wanted to impress.

"Last May, I got a call from a woman who told me that she and my ex were supposed to get married but he had run away to the US. The lady said she was sorry that she got involved with him.

Uche Elendu and daughters. . . .

Uche Ogbodo and Daughter.

http://fashionpheeva.com/uche-ogbodo-proud-single-mom-shares-beautiful-new-photos/

Addressing the issue of her baby daddy, Uche Ogbodo said: “I don’t have any relationship with the father of my child; we don’t talk. One would think that because we have a child we would be cool with each other but in reality, the case is otherwise. I have not seen any effort from him to reach out to me or our child. Ironically, my baby’s first word was daddy. Maybe she misses having a father figure in her life but I know she will adapt, I am strong and my baby is a strong girl.” Read more: https://www.naija.ng/876467-father-child-dumped-top-nollywood-actress.html#876467

Biodun Okeowo.

https://www.naija.ng/685087-nollywood-actress-comes-out-for-single-mothers-read-what-she-said.html#685087

While enjoying her stay with her children in Atlanta, Biodun Okeowo took to her instagram page to say loving things about her son and sends out her blessings to single mothers.

Bisi Ibidapo.
Dino Malaye’s Baby momma.

Aituaje aka “Waje” and daughter.

Iyabo Ojo!

Beergang5050:
Been silently following and reading
Kanwulia is a monicker I came in contact with when I first joined nairaland 2011.
I liked her way of uncommon words, phrases and fearless nature and I still do......

I will not reveal my former username
But I will reveal the names of people such as Idowuogbo, 5minsmadness, ewuro, edwife, chillisauce, coogar, odilafta, who long went awool and silent on the almighty Seun's forum

Make una welcome me o... I am from Germany not Libya

Welcome back. . . .
Some people finally realized that 'NL' does not pay their bills or fund their 'drug habits'!
They had to get 'real' lives. . . . .

crackhaus:
My Bible? Lmao..

Wrong assumption!
I am not one of the sheeples...

My stance on not having extramarital affairs is a moral thing, not based on religion.
If an adulterer feels there is nothing wrong with what he/she is doing, there would be no need to sneak around and use Black-ops training to hide it from their partner...it's that simple and that is where my issue with extramarital affairs stem from.

As for you and your choppings, I don't and have never criticized/attacked you for it simply because you have also made it known countless times in the past that you have an open marriage...meaning your oga know of your waka, unless that was a lie.

However the case, your list of lessons are still horseshît. You wouldn't give your daughter(s) such teaching.
It's either people stay faithful or seek the consent of their partners before philandering if they feel one pússy/dîck will never be enough - this is how enlightened humans behave.

I find it both embarrassing and totally incomprehensible when I encounter a grown man or woman sneaking around playing hide & seek over dîck/pússy. Leave that to teens and young adults.

Hmmm. . . . .Is it your 'horseSHYTE?
Na wetin consine you sef?
Oh yes! You 'attack' me on every opportunity you get because of my 'liberal' sexual views.
Even when the topic does not call for criticism, you cannot control your 'angst'.
Sorry to disappoint you darling. . . . IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS if people decide to kiss and not tell.
You live by your standards and let others be. Not everyone cares to be a 'moralistic wind or bag-pipe like you and your 'ilk'!
Let the people involved decide how to handle their relationships.
Simple.

keepingmum:
kanwulia - the lady in the picture has come out to debunk the story. She is not the same person who committed suicide and its unfortunate her kids and her family are been blasted to the spotlight with false accusations.
MOD's kindly delete this page/topic please

Wetin you want the MODs to delete WITHOUT PROOF?
Where is the proof that the story is 'fake'?
Until YOU PROVIDE THE 'DEBUNKER'. . . nothing to delete o.
If na my own tory now. . . una go leave am for 2 years before NL HACKER-CRASHERS blow the threads away.

Jesuuuuuuu!!!!
Please, provide the 'debunker' let us see.

Whose nyanshes were in those pictures?
Whose breast was being squeezed then?
Who is that 'BABA'?
NA WHO BE THE PIPO WEY DEY FOR THE PICTURES?
Are you saying PICTURES ARE LYING?
Until the BABA tok im own. . . .we have not got to the end of the tory o!

SO. . . WHO JUMPED INTO THE LAGOS LAGOON?

Shuoooooooo? See 'gbege'?

crackhaus:
The only MORAL lesson to be learned is:

Number 1 - 100.
Don't have extramarital affairs.

Tell that to King Solomon or King David in your Bible ke!
Na only when na woman turn to 'chop' you go dey make noise.
Rubbish!

Too late. . . .I don 'chop' clean 'nyansh' plenty-plenty!
I nor even fit COUNT!


I do not indulge in 'indiscriminate chopping' you know.
If I see 'beta' blokos. . . I go CHOP wella-wella o!
You sef need to tryam. . . ya 'frustration above and below the waist' go reduce seriously!
Go and report to 'Jesus'!

ifyalways:
Comrade in crime, AJ sef

I don't believe that story one bit. No woman will be that foolish. If she can fool her husband, family, friends and whole world all these years about the Children's paternity then I don't see her being that foolish or stupid.

Believe Naija blog/whatsapp broadcast/Instastory / tweet amebo at your own risk.

Na my fellow 'chopping colleague' na!
You know say I nor sabi 'Holy Nwenje HipopoCrisy' market ke.
I nor sabi that kain rubbish. . . If I chop. . . I go say I CHOP fine fine. . . .No shaking!
I nor kia about marriage or family values. I OWE ANY GOD, MAN, WOMAN, PIKIN, SPIRIT, ANIMAL ANY EXPLANATION?

I did not believe the story. . . but when I saw her toto on my whatsApp, I started to have doubts. The man was even squeezing her breast in one of the photos. I thought it was a photo-shop image. I decided to wait to see if what will come out on NL or other 'Dallas High Society News' gossip column. . . .but I could not verify. Anything is possible o. Nor be 'PREGNANT' woman man catch on top another man begin slap them to continue while he video taped?

Nne. . . . people can do some 'crazzzzzzy shyte' I swear.

Stubborn wife=Feminist!
Givvirup!
No husband can win that war.

The latest?



https://www.nairaland.com/4556827/owner-suv-3rd-mainland-nothing/1#6840503



Wow!!!!!

Wow!!!!!!!

No need for therapists, time is the ultimate healer.
Focus on the legacy and memories.

Life is for the living.
Concentrate on family, work and health.

Do what you love to do best!

*extra money offered to work this am. . . . to go or not to go?*

And NL is the best place for advice?

Sorry! I am a HARD-CORE feminist. Can’t identify with your kind of “domestic tragegy”!

This is 2018. Unheard of even by primitive standards.

Simply incompartible!
Not meant to be.
Blame the “gods”!

Don’t worry sir!
After using your “Okoro-Awusa fat azzzze, you will be in APC dumpster ke!

The scamming threads!


https://www.nairaland.com/510904/platinum-inspired-man

https://www.nairaland.com/1173970/scam-alert-omowunmi-allen-pre-order

https://www.nairaland.com/1178976/friends-business-partners-again-case

https://www.nairaland.com/2398436/horrible-experience-inspired-autos


https://www.nairaland.com/2746886/coogar-exposed-credit-card-fraudster

https://www.nairaland.com/4474379/siena-gbudje-exposed..ladies-careful-members

Lessons learned.

1. Never involve business with pleasure.
2. Any man that asks you for money while dating you, is a USER!
3. Never take pictures or SELFIES as souvenirs of your escapades.
4. Do not give any man children that do not belong to him, unless he agrees to such arrangements.
5. Learn when to walk away. Money is not worth ruining your life for. TEN MILLION OT TARTY BILLION. . . . Walk away. A small price to pay.

https://www.nairaland.com/112970/secret-things-men/1#2007574


Damn! Damn! Damn!

Another closed thread!


https://www.nairaland.com/2137408/cry-heartbroken-nigerian-husband-houston/39#30612464


Boy! These “deactivating-reactivators” na waya o!

Meet the “NL e bad belle and e jolosi gang” who thought they could run me off NL!

With the help of their “moderator and super-moderator-phock-pals”!

They finally vanquished themselves’
Muchechecheche!

Boy! Thank my ancestors I NOR BE SCAMMER!


https://www.nairaland.com/1152557/thoughts-cyber-bullies-suicide



Another locked thread started by a TWO-FACED-BUSY-NOBODY aka Brand-New!

I used almost 10 IDs on this thread. The banning continued. . . .

The “chosen trouble-makers”!

Meet the BUSY-BODIES and “POLYMONIKERS”!

https://www.nairaland.com/rdynamite

https://www.nairaland.com/122822/united-states-america-vs-united


Another “locked” thread!

To make matters worse? NONE OF THE 3 CHILDREN BELONG TO THE “husband”?

Javaaaaaaaa!!!!!