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You know why I love Karma?
She is the SWEETEST BYCCCH!


But eeeerrrrrr,
With the current “trend” of maternity and paternity scandals . . . . A DNA TEST is needed, then we go from dia.

I dey suspect the woman too!

GO AND DO A DNA TEST!

The saga continues. . . . .
Na who be dis wan again?

https://www.nairaland.com/4560112/third-mainland-suicide-woman-center

The men continue to CRY BLOOOOD.
Muchechecheche

https://www.nairaland.com/4556083/how-caught-cheating-wife

crackhaus:
Much better than sneaking around like a house mice and then feeling like crap when caught.

Own that shiiît.

Not applicable. So I wouldn’t know.
That is for “novices” aka “immature choppers and choppees”!

I could not even “hide and chop” even if my life depended on it. I like to be free abeg. Anyone is freeeeeee to leave at anytime. I will not shed a drop of tear or sweat! Life is toooooo sweet to DIE ON TOP OR UNDER one person o.

If I am with a man that hides behind his wife, I lose interest sharp-sharp! Not interested in “extra marital cowards”!

Now, I know I am not the “marrying” kind! Too bad it took 20 years to find out!

Never again! Taaaaaaaaaa!!!

Haba!

Men have been marrying wives simultaneously since the “serpent” entered the garden of eden ke!

E dey pain una now?

Get ready! This is just the alpha! When MEN reach “the omega” of a polygamous society PRACTICED F.U.B.U. style(for us by us) WOMEN, dem go CRY BLOOD!

Muchechecheche

Another wan don come o!


https://www.nairaland.com/4557645/wife-secretly-married-another-man

sassysure:
Haba kanwulia,I strongly disagree.
So all these working class ladies stay in marriage because of poverty? Do you know some ladies make double of what their husbands make in a month? Some ladies are the sole breadwinners in their respective homes?
In fact, half of the married Nigerian women are the breadwinners( don't ask me where I got the statistic from).
They would have readily divorced and then remarry but it's not easy. Yet those men who seems to be idle can remarry anytime they want.


As for our nollywood babes,leave matter jor. We all know how they make their so called millions. StIll from the ol'cheap sperm.
How much do u think they make per movie?
I laugh. The reason u see sultry pictures of them here and there . That's advertisement. A Nigerian politician on a trip which most times they don't go with their wives can afford to dash u 5mil of his stolen money just to be his companion for the weekend and this is what they use these ladies for most of the times. As escorts. Can easily buy u a g wagon. So leave matter.
They can doll out millions for high class babes in the uni,how much more known actresses.

We are saying the same thing o. One thing is certain. Women have little value for themselves all over AFRICA. The society made it so! A woman MUST depend on a man in PRIMITIVE SOCIETIS ONLY!

Most working class women or women as bread-winners in marriages are very few as a TYPICAL NIGERIAN MAN will never support or respect a woman who earns more than he does. No WOMAN will feel comfortable supporting a JOBLESS MAN FOR TOO LONG! She go TAYA KE!

DID YOU READ THIS THREAD?

https://www.nairaland.com/4556083/how-caught-cheating-wife

90% of Nigerian marriages are CONDITIONAL MARRIAGES!

The main types of marriages are:

1. Do or die “i must marry” RELIGIOUS marriages and relationships. They love the idea of marriage more than life itself. Marriage is the SOLE defining factor of their existence. It does not matter if they are married to MULES or DONKEYS!

2. “Because of the children“ marriages where women will “endure” any measure of humiliation to present the facade of “wholesomeness”, no matter how dysfunctional.

3. POVERTY! Those “chop money house-wives” who are solely dependent on their “business men” husbands.

The last category is for those women who genuinely work as a team with their husbands. They are VERY FEW.

As for the Nollywood “babes”. . . . How much do you think “sugar daddies” can give a woman?
Men have SEVERAL BABES at once. To support their lifestyles, Nigerian women have learned to invest their “sugar monies” o. Say man give you 5million today nor mean day you go get even 1000 NAIRA tomorrow ke!

You want to believe gists about:

Omotola and Dangote for example?
Genevieve and Atiku?
Chika Ike and Mantu?

Well, you can only be a concubine for a brief second. A wise woman invests her money from her “handiwork” well! Do you know how many businesses those Nollywood babes have bought? Please, do your research. Those babes WORK HARD! A man and his wallet can only go so far!

Google is your friend!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nigerianinfopedia.com/top-11-richest-female-actress-in-nigeria-2016-updated/amp/

Na so 2019 elections go be ke!
The more you see. . . The less you look!

EfemenaXY:
See question o!

C’mon go to work jor

I don come back sef. . . go again.
I did not refuse o.
E easy to be 'feminist' wey fit pay 'groom's price'?

Because the men are opportunistic predators of the lower income group!

A house-help is not or rarely in a position to say no. . . for fear of intimidation and lack of alternative choices.

A master-servant relationship is predatory at best. Especially in poverty-stricken environments.

Nothing to do with the 'wife' and her misgivings.
It just means the man lacks self-respect and self-control.

DNA test please!
All these 'men' wey dey go born for 'abroad'.
Sheesh!

*Jim Iyke take note*

ScienceWatch:
Without the help of technology, I can reveal to you the hidden secrets of this topic and why you are really here.

You are here because you have chosen to buy the cheapest title available in the atheist grouping known as agnostic.

Let's not beat about the Bush, you will claim that you can't prove that God DON'T exist.
Then you will claim that you can't prove that God DO exist.

Now tell us what you are doing in the so-called religious section?

Please, see the definition of religion. . . .Thanks!
No sect of belief system is exempt from this section.
Or you can petition to 'block' others from 'some' religious sections like the 'islamists' did.


https://www.bing.com/search?q=meaning+of+religion&src=IE-TopResult&FORM=IETR02&conversationid=


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/religion

ScienceWatch:
Show me your atheism and I will prove how mentally deranged you are.

Atheism is the FLAKKA drug of Satanists.

I am not an atheist.
Please, face the topic.
Thanks!

JennyKadry2:
You have been trying to get rid of that man for how many years ke.


The man go nowhere...you go nowhere. Why you marry Igbo man?

Na first to 'quench' of natural causes we dey do hia o!
WHO WAN REMARRY again? Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!
I be 'gold mine' ke!
Which man go divorce a woman like me?
I nor dey give wahala, I let am dey 'play' as e like, I dey take care of family, I nor dey beg am for money or honey and I come dey independent too?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LIFE INSURANCE AND RETIREMENT BENEFITS we both have for 20 years of marriage?

Only a FOOOOOL will walk away from such hard earned benefits in this AMERICA.
Make those wey dey kill themselves continue ke.
We are not that STUPID!

Open marriages aka 'chop and let CHOP' is the name of the game for 'mature folks'!
No stress abeg!

Igbo men rock o. . . .I would rather marry an IGBO than a YORUBA, HAUSA, or EDO. . . OR ANY OF THOSE 'RIVERINE' areas.
I do not DATE men who cannot cook or clean!
Mbaaaaaaaaaa!!! I know my limits! Just my comfort zone. DEM SABI COOK!

sassysure:
Read what I wrote.
Women tolerate it because of fear of life after divorce or culture.
If u get angry and divorce, will you easily marry again unlike the man who may decide to marry again at age 70. How will the society especially ours view u as a divorced woman? And knowing the reason u divorced, your family alone will crucify u. Women swallow those things and tell u they love the kids. It's a big lie.
Else, no woman will accept that. The odds are against the ladies.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

In this day and age?
Na im BABY MAMAS and BABY DADDIES full town?
Women stay in marriages BECAUSE OF POVERTY!
Simple.

Give women the same opportunities as MEN. . . . .they will walk, have companions to hang out with once a while and NEVER REMARRY.

Men remarry because they are NEEDY and can NEVER SURVIVE BY THEMSELVES AS OLD BACHELORS.
Fact! Do you think men re-marry out of love? They need housemaids and sexual gratification even with the 'wet noodles' between their legs. Women remarry for security and out of POVERTY.

Look at all the self-made women in Nigeria. Nollywood for example. Most of the women are SINGLE. What men can offer those women is NOTHING BUT CHEAP SPERM!

Van Vicker and family!

Anigreat:






Kemi Olunloyo was right after all.

That man looks like a ritualist

https://www.nairaland.com/4559658/olasunkanmi-esho-kills-wife-daughter/2


Thanks my lucky stars. . . this wan nor be nurse o!
A WHOLE PHAMARCIST?
With 3 children?

Nigerian men and 'anger mismanagement disorder'!

Chai!!!!!

CircleOfWilis:
Kanwuliaextra.....Dey sleep with ur eyes open o, I no wan hear stori say one maniac in the name of houseban strangle u o

E nefa reach like dat o. . . .haba!
The reason OPEN MARRIAGES rock.
We don't have that kind of 'e badu belle and e jolosi' problems. . . .since na 'CHOP AND LET CHOP'!
First to quench. . . .last one 'standing'!

Muchechechechechechecheeeeeeeeeiiiiii!!!!!

Bobo di kwa risky o!

small by small. . . .out of the 'closet' he commeth.

14 years imprisonment. . . .

Even Dbanj can 'fake' marriage and 'born' pikin.

Oh boy! Do something FAST!!!

SHE IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!! MY COMRADE IS ALIVE AND WELL!
No shaking!

In “Flavour’s voice”. . . .Oh baby GIRL! SHOW DEM!

LWKMD oooooooooo

SHE DID NOT DENY IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wedding ring is intact!
No that is what I am TOKIN' about!

Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!

Khaytunechi:
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix
Like two dickss
And no bittch
Find yourself in serious shit

Notorious B.I.G-- Ten Crack Commandments

The woman dey alive oooooooooo.
Commandments gba kwa okwu dia!

FortifiedCity:
Your nudes are next. I'm sure your boobs are sagged and your nyash rumpled

crackhaus:
The man is usually the breadwinner when he marries multiple women.. so the woman who wants to marry multiple men will also be the breadwinner. Quid pro quo!



And yes, why won't she be getting pregnant

Oh please!

How many women can a 'sperm-donor' support with 'one-quarter ration'?
Most women in polygamous 'unions' are glorified BABYMAMAS who fend for themselves and children. . .
The men are too busy chasing after other women.
Please, be realistic.

If a woman marries 4 husbands. . . THEY SHOULD GO AND WORK TOO!
Simple.

As for the pregnancy angle. . . a DNA test will be carried out to determine the 'fathers'. Shikena!
First to score. . . no wahala!

https://www.nairaland.com/4557991/3rd-mainland-suicide-toyin-tkfashion


The latest. . . .

SHE IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!! MY COMRADE IS ALIVE AND WELL!
No shaking!
Oh baby GIRL! SHOW DEM!

LWKMD oooooooooo

SHE DID NOT DENY IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wedding ring is intact!
No that is what I am TOKIN' about!

Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!

crackhaus:
Abeg abeg abeg, don't try to make it seem like a sexist opinion...deep down you know exactly what I mean.
It's not even the sex that's the problem, it will be the continuous pregnancy and birthing she will have to be going through.

With Nigerian men that can phock for Africa, I predict a woman married to just two men (barest minimum) all living together will be getting pregnant after every 9months... also note that she will be the breadwinner too, after all na she wan be like man. Lmao

She go born she go taya, she go phock she go taya, she go still dey work to earn money to take care of her husbands... is this not a death sentence?

Life expectancy for this polyandrist is 40 at most, and I'm being generous.

Must the women get pregnant?
Women are bread winners NOW in polygamy. . . supporting one broke azzze man.
How many BABY MOMMAS are supported by Wizkid, Flavour, Davido and co?

All about planning. Just give every 'husband' his own time table. . . .

Remember the 4 men have their own 4 wives. . . just like the women.
So phocking affects longevity and brings about untimely death?

'ndi agbero' a bia la oooooooo. . . . .

peterphd:
Plenty hoes in this family section. God help us men.

. . . . And patrons of 'hoes'!

freecocoa:
Nah! You gotta be the bravest in of/in this generation , you know why? You own your sh1t.

I bet the woman in the story would cry, beg and be worried what people would say. Still, she made that nigga know what "pain" feels like, and believe you me, I have no reservation he deserved it.

But gosh!

How many boundaries can you break at once?
Surely, injustice should be 'tempered with mercy' ke.
This woman just 'cleared all huddles' for this 'Extramarital Olympics'.
She deserves MANY MEDALS FOR STUPIDITY!
I GIVE AM HAND AND LEG!

The woman wicked sha. . . and stupid too!

Chai!

1. The husband make face like 'mumu' we 'juju' reject!
2. She carry belleS with pikins wey nor be im own to TRAIN?
3. She go 'shag' one EXPIRED DUDE with 'walking-stick'. . . Dead blokos and all! Not even 'beta blokos' o. See as the man be like OBJ?
4. She come dey pose take photo for souvernir with her phone?
5. She come give am TEN MILLION NAIRA on top of the whole insult and injury?
6. Final-final. . . she come JUMP inside lagoon like a phocking coward!

Oh LORDY! LORDY!

crackhaus:
The devil will still always find a way to use some people.

Now, you believe in the 'bible'?

crackhaus:
Story...

The biological makeup of a woman already makes it difficult for her to be married to multiple men. Shey she go dey carry belle for all the men ke..

Her pússy will be worn out within three years of her polyandrous marriage.

It's not MEN that is the problem of women on this Earth, it's NATURE. Make una direct una fight to the right direction.

*pisses on myself while LOL*


Such a low opinion of women. . . . . the fact that 'men' have ED problems does not make a woman's poosy slack!
Check!
All poosies must SLACK!
All deeks must SHRIVEL!

Normal aging process!
There is more to relationships than tight poosies and erectile deeks, trust me!
You have a lot to learn my dear young man.
Even virgins get slack. . . .learn some biology lessons!