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Anigreat:






Kemi Olunloyo was right after all.

That man looks like a ritualist

https://www.nairaland.com/4559658/olasunkanmi-esho-kills-wife-daughter/2


Thanks my lucky stars. . . this wan nor be nurse o!
A WHOLE PHAMARCIST?
With 3 children?

Nigerian men and 'anger mismanagement disorder'!

Chai!!!!!

CircleOfWilis:
Kanwuliaextra.....Dey sleep with ur eyes open o, I no wan hear stori say one maniac in the name of houseban strangle u o

E nefa reach like dat o. . . .haba!
The reason OPEN MARRIAGES rock.
We don't have that kind of 'e badu belle and e jolosi' problems. . . .since na 'CHOP AND LET CHOP'!
First to quench. . . .last one 'standing'!

Muchechechechechechecheeeeeeeeeiiiiii!!!!!

Bobo di kwa risky o!

small by small. . . .out of the 'closet' he commeth.

14 years imprisonment. . . .

Even Dbanj can 'fake' marriage and 'born' pikin.

Oh boy! Do something FAST!!!

SHE IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!! MY COMRADE IS ALIVE AND WELL!
No shaking!

In “Flavour’s voice”. . . .Oh baby GIRL! SHOW DEM!

LWKMD oooooooooo

SHE DID NOT DENY IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wedding ring is intact!
No that is what I am TOKIN' about!

Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!

Khaytunechi:
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix
Like two dickss
And no bittch
Find yourself in serious shit

Notorious B.I.G-- Ten Crack Commandments

The woman dey alive oooooooooo.
Commandments gba kwa okwu dia!

FortifiedCity:
Your nudes are next. I'm sure your boobs are sagged and your nyash rumpled

crackhaus:
The man is usually the breadwinner when he marries multiple women.. so the woman who wants to marry multiple men will also be the breadwinner. Quid pro quo!



And yes, why won't she be getting pregnant

Oh please!

How many women can a 'sperm-donor' support with 'one-quarter ration'?
Most women in polygamous 'unions' are glorified BABYMAMAS who fend for themselves and children. . .
The men are too busy chasing after other women.
Please, be realistic.

If a woman marries 4 husbands. . . THEY SHOULD GO AND WORK TOO!
Simple.

As for the pregnancy angle. . . a DNA test will be carried out to determine the 'fathers'. Shikena!
First to score. . . no wahala!

https://www.nairaland.com/4557991/3rd-mainland-suicide-toyin-tkfashion


The latest. . . .

SHE IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!! MY COMRADE IS ALIVE AND WELL!
No shaking!
Oh baby GIRL! SHOW DEM!

LWKMD oooooooooo

SHE DID NOT DENY IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wedding ring is intact!
No that is what I am TOKIN' about!

Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!
Go TOYIN!

crackhaus:
Abeg abeg abeg, don't try to make it seem like a sexist opinion...deep down you know exactly what I mean.
It's not even the sex that's the problem, it will be the continuous pregnancy and birthing she will have to be going through.

With Nigerian men that can phock for Africa, I predict a woman married to just two men (barest minimum) all living together will be getting pregnant after every 9months... also note that she will be the breadwinner too, after all na she wan be like man. Lmao

She go born she go taya, she go phock she go taya, she go still dey work to earn money to take care of her husbands... is this not a death sentence?

Life expectancy for this polyandrist is 40 at most, and I'm being generous.

Must the women get pregnant?
Women are bread winners NOW in polygamy. . . supporting one broke azzze man.
How many BABY MOMMAS are supported by Wizkid, Flavour, Davido and co?

All about planning. Just give every 'husband' his own time table. . . .

Remember the 4 men have their own 4 wives. . . just like the women.
So phocking affects longevity and brings about untimely death?

'ndi agbero' a bia la oooooooo. . . . .

peterphd:
Plenty hoes in this family section. God help us men.

. . . . And patrons of 'hoes'!

freecocoa:
Nah! You gotta be the bravest in of/in this generation , you know why? You own your sh1t.

I bet the woman in the story would cry, beg and be worried what people would say. Still, she made that nigga know what "pain" feels like, and believe you me, I have no reservation he deserved it.

But gosh!

How many boundaries can you break at once?
Surely, injustice should be 'tempered with mercy' ke.
This woman just 'cleared all huddles' for this 'Extramarital Olympics'.
She deserves MANY MEDALS FOR STUPIDITY!
I GIVE AM HAND AND LEG!

The woman wicked sha. . . and stupid too!

Chai!

1. The husband make face like 'mumu' we 'juju' reject!
2. She carry belleS with pikins wey nor be im own to TRAIN?
3. She go 'shag' one EXPIRED DUDE with 'walking-stick'. . . Dead blokos and all! Not even 'beta blokos' o. See as the man be like OBJ?
4. She come dey pose take photo for souvernir with her phone?
5. She come give am TEN MILLION NAIRA on top of the whole insult and injury?
6. Final-final. . . she come JUMP inside lagoon like a phocking coward!

Oh LORDY! LORDY!

crackhaus:
The devil will still always find a way to use some people.

Now, you believe in the 'bible'?

crackhaus:
Story...

The biological makeup of a woman already makes it difficult for her to be married to multiple men. Shey she go dey carry belle for all the men ke..

Her pússy will be worn out within three years of her polyandrous marriage.

It's not MEN that is the problem of women on this Earth, it's NATURE. Make una direct una fight to the right direction.

*pisses on myself while LOL*


Such a low opinion of women. . . . . the fact that 'men' have ED problems does not make a woman's poosy slack!
Check!
All poosies must SLACK!
All deeks must SHRIVEL!

Normal aging process!
There is more to relationships than tight poosies and erectile deeks, trust me!
You have a lot to learn my dear young man.
Even virgins get slack. . . .learn some biology lessons!

Proudgorgeousga:
the title of this thread sha . a "comrade" indeed.
the comments nko? lmao
madam kanwulia pls come and be my life coach

Come for initiation my darling.
I hold 'meetings' once a month on the FIRST SUNDAYS!

crackhaus:
Beautiful, this is the part I like about you.

Agreeable = Consent

Polygamy is not wrong afterall, don't know what Uju keeps dragging my trouser for when she can do the same by marrying another husband.
At least, phocking multiple men/women within the confines of a polygamous marriage or an open marriage is miles better than

having extramarital affairs.

Opportunistic predator? Hehehe...
The women are not complaining.

Like I stated earlier. . . give the woman the same choices to MARRY their own 4 husbands EACH!
Right now, they have NO OTHER CHOICE in the 'one-sided' polygamous harem.

And who says the ''polygamists" do not have extra-marital affairs?
Ask MKO Abiola!

http://allafrica.com/stories/200708060078.html

Nigeria: MKO Abiola's Will - 25 Children Fail DNA Test

Lagos — Chief MKO Abiola was generally believed to have had a very healthy appetite. Like a true wealthy African that he was, the number of his wives was uncountable just as the number of children.

This was the ultimate SHAME BY ANY GIVEN STANDARDS!

And. . . . they all believed in "God" and the 'afterlife".
What a way to die!

If you check their names, you will find amongst them:

Osaretin. . . .Osawaru. . . .Osayuki. . . .Osariemen. . . Osato. . . .and many more 'osasES'!

crackhaus:
Your question is conflicting.
What a woman can't handle is marrying multiple men, what she's consenting to is her husband bringing in a second wife.

Lots of women are okay with the latter, and I'm not sure you're more sane than they are.

Oh please!
Give women the opportunity and let them decide if they can handle it or not.
You will be surprised. . . . .Men will be CRYING all over AFRICA!

There would be no BROTHELS for men to run too ke!
Let us see where they will get the '4 wives' from!
Women will OUT-HANDLE THE MEN in that department ke!

How can you determine who is who to marry? A total breakdown of society walahi!

crackhaus:
Emir Sanusi is daft?

No. Sanusi is not daft since he can take care of all the women in his harem who are agreeable to such an 'arrangement'.
He is an opportunistic predator of women folk!
The concept of POLYGAMY is a daft one!


https://www.nairaland.com/2631849/emir-sanusis-bride-saadatu-wedding

freecocoa:
That woman own is on another level walai!

Seriously though, there's a stage that one endures to and just decides to say "Bleep it"

Before pregnant woman go waka that kain waka, leave am, she don see something tire.

Gbam!

The woman must have had it!
E fit nor even be the man pikin sef!
Some women are BRAVER than me I swear!
There are some things I cannot do sha.
I have my boundaries.

Chai!!!!

crackhaus:
No wahala, then men marrying more than one wife should not be defined as SEXISM. You call it stupidity and daftness, we accept.

Emir Sanusi says it best..

There is nothing daft about polygamy for those who practice such a thing.
After all. . . .a stupid person will never admit to the world he or she is stupid abi?
I find it DAFT.
Totally uncalled for.
Just keep one wife/husband and do not 'forsake others'!

Yes! It is sexism or sexist because. . . . women are not given that 'choice' to have the same opportunities.

If the man has 4 wives. . . let the woman have her own 4 husbands too!
A very sweeeet ngwo-gwo soup marriage!

Mindfulness:
Please, do me a favor and run for Congress.

Even Trump go fear ya.

Epic!

freecocoa:
My sister.

Seriously, these days when I hear that a married woman cheated, e no dey be me like anything cos these men need to know that they don't gat the monopoly, If he cheats and you must stay with him, then by all means, make yourself happy, don't stay pining over one man that doesn't care how much you hurt, I mean like what's the point in crying/lamenting over what you know he'll do again?

No one can steal my joy o jare, nonsense!

The one wey sweet me pass na that 'pregnant' woman wey im husband catch. . . . She was 'banging' with the 'belle'!


Imagine pouring another man's akamu all over your unborn child/children. . . .
The ultimate 'sexual ritual'. How the pikin head go correct?

OVOKO!
See levels?
As e pain the dude reach. . . .e threaten to 'kill' dem if dem no kwantinu the 'show' on video to broadcast to the world!
Ha!

Serves them RIGHT!

sassysure:
The worst thing u can do to any man,angel included.
Women tolerate that cos of fear of after divorce effect and culture. But for a man to discover he has been training and loving another man's child,better kill him. Love has many definitions

Yet a man can bring another woman's child into a woman's home. . . WHO SEN AM?
Make men go 'carry belle and born' for the real deal ke!
Shior!

Betrayal na betrayal o. . . .It is just as PAINFUL, for a man to father children out of a marriage for A WOMAN.

Period!

crackhaus:
Lmao.. this woman

I have no problem with you. Wrong assumption again.
You were never a member of the defunct witches coven of NL family section , na those ones I get problem with in the past.
You are just an actor with a big mouth, who hasn't done half the things she posts on NL.

Thank my lucky stars!

*falls off chair*

What have I listed to have done on NL?
A actor with a big mouth ke?
So, you have been documenting my 'activities' on NL?
Please, list them and let me clarify for you.

I live a VERY decent life on and offline you know. I am EXTREMELY RESERVED TOO.
All this 'friend this, friend that' follow-follow, waka-waka business with awon 'girls' I don't DO!
I don't do drugs and I don't drink.
So? What other vices could I have?
SCAMMING? lai-lai!
The fact that I have quite a 'few' ex-boyfriends to 'tangle' with once in a while is not a crime.
HOW has that affected my life over the years?

DID YOU HEAR OF ANY OF US DIVORCING or exposing each other on or offline?
The reason, a woman like me can NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH 'CHEWING-GUM' boys and men on or offline!
Hell FORBID!

There is something called 'mature-chopping'. . . .aka taking a 'break from matrimonial monotony'!
We do not mix business with pleasure. If anyone gets tired, just pack your 'portmanteau' and leave through the nearest exit!
Simple.

*ngwa nu. . . DWCNFS aka defunct witches' coven of NL Family Section . . . una get YIM o. . . . *

crackhaus:
Polygamy is the broad term for marrying multiple spouses, either by a man(polygyny) or a woman(polyandry). Nothing sexist about it.

Unfortunately, you women are incapable of marrying multiple men.. you just can't pull it off even if you had the means. It's a mental thing

Women are not as 'daft' as men.
Why get married to more than one man?
I am trying to get rid of the one I have, and you want me to add THREE MORE to the mix? For what na?
Men wanted to legalize 'adultery'. . . so they came up with some 'daft' religions and traditions and made up the 'polygamy' conditionality.
Well? Good! Women do not need to marry more than ONE MAN to satisfy 'primitive urges'. . . .we just 'chop and clean' mouth and nyansh!
Opari!

As you can see. . . . women have learned how to 'chop' without getting married to more than one man or get divorced!
Too bad FATHER ABRAHAM. . . .here comes 'MOTHER SARAH'. . . .MOTHER OF MANY NATIONS. . .The kids are not YOURS!
Amen!

Only men are that stupid enough to 'complicate' their lives unnecessary.
Just give me a gooooooood 'away-match' like every 6 months. . . .and I am a happy woman.

crackhaus:
Stand in line and take a number, una plenty..

I will wait patiently. . . .for my turn. Even in my grave.

crackhaus:
After all your noise and show, even you cannot bear to see your darling husband knacking another yansh other than yours. Open marriage ko, abeg make we hear word.

Hmmmm. . . . I knew that was your major problem with me on NL.
Please, feel free to visit my 'house' and find out.

crackhaus:
Why won't you like bad something, see face

I want to marry you!

freecocoa:
I like am o jare, that's why I'm here.

Very good. . . .let me give 'some' hypocrites a good measure of education in sexuality.
This marriage of thingy ehn. . . . Women don dey show men pepper.
Beating them at their own 'games'!

crackhaus:
No one should have extramarital affairs, I've never been on a thread hailing an adulterous man.

What I have always championed here and still support, is polygamy.

Hmmmmm!
Is that not sexist?
Polygamy that 'packs women in a sardine can of marriage' for men to be jumping from toto-to-toto abi?
And the women will keep their legs closed like 'wretched oloris' of one man hmmm?

No wahala.

We can't all be polygamists. I prefer POLYANDRY!