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Family / Re: Why Are People So Rude On NL? by KanwuliaJara: 7:50pm On Jan 04, 2016
johnson232:

I don't present proof for free...
Even father Xmas dey charge for his gift. ..

If u are willing to pay I can provide the cd..
It contains a lot of revealing info about ur life....

My life ke?
Please, stick to the topic of this thread.
My life is only interesting to me. . . not to NL.
Thanks! kiss
Religion / Re: Desmond Tutu's Daughter Weds Her Lesbian Partner & he Was there (Pics) by KanwuliaJara: 7:27pm On Jan 04, 2016
Blood is thicker than GOD! cheesy

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Family / Re: The Lullaby Thread---All languages by KanwuliaJara: 7:23pm On Jan 04, 2016
The lion sleeps! kiss
Family / Re: The Lullaby Thread---All languages by KanwuliaJara: 7:22pm On Jan 04, 2016
Tula Tula BABA! kiss
Family / Re: Why Are People So Rude On NL? by KanwuliaJara: 7:21pm On Jan 04, 2016
johnson232:

E be like say na expired weed u dey smoke...

B. M. F.

Still waiting for your proof! kiss

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Family / Re: Why Are People So Rude On NL? by KanwuliaJara: 6:20pm On Jan 04, 2016
johnson232:

Who are u referring to?
This your moniker should be among the first two when it comes to making rude, unguarded and senseless remarks...



Meeeeeeee? RUUUUUUUUDE? shocked
Please, prove it or DIE in less than 24 hours! kiss
Abeg go wash NYANSH, make ya brain get fresssssh hia.

Nonsense!!!!
When you are in a ghetto, join da club!!!!
No apologies! kiss
If you learn to insult me, I go SAMA you back!
You tink say you go cuss me on or offline, and I go "KEEEE KWAYET"? shocked
Unless I am too busy to notice your azzzzze!

On that note, mind the topic and . . . . Your PHOCKING BIZZ.

Happy OLD YEAR! kiss

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Family / Re: Convince Me Why One Should Get Married, & I'll Convince You Why One Shouldn't by KanwuliaJara: 3:49pm On Jan 04, 2016
SAMBARRY:
grin oya cover your breasts. It's ungodly to be exposing your breasts because your body is the temple of God cheesy

Brezzz festival in Swaziland? You nefa see? cheesy
At least I cover 50%!!!!! grin
As for "the temple of God", you know where I SIT on such matters! wink
Family / Re: Convince Me Why One Should Get Married, & I'll Convince You Why One Shouldn't by KanwuliaJara: 3:44pm On Jan 04, 2016
Joel3:
no I am not married and i don't choose to.

Ok!
Choice respected.
Now, respect the choices of others who choose to get and STAY MARRIED!!!! kiss

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Family / Re: Convince Me Why One Should Get Married, & I'll Convince You Why One Shouldn't by KanwuliaJara: 3:39pm On Jan 04, 2016
Joel3:

you are wrong what if one still choice to have a child, does it means one must signed the marriage registrar before having a child?

I have seen 60 years old getting married to his partner after they already lived together and have grown up kids

Please, what is your current status?
To start this kind of thread, you need to practice what you are PREACHING.
Don't give us examples of what others are doing.

I ask again? Na which one you get now? wink
Family / Re: Convince Me Why One Should Get Married, & I'll Convince You Why One Shouldn't by KanwuliaJara: 3:36pm On Jan 04, 2016
SAMBARRY:
your post is very harsh and unkind cheesy

Especially the last paragraph cheesy

Lol @seducing monkeys grin

That is your opinion.
Did the OP state that? wink

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Family / Re: Convince Me Why One Should Get Married, & I'll Convince You Why One Shouldn't by KanwuliaJara: 3:34pm On Jan 04, 2016
Joel3:
it seems to me I have won. I WON, I WON, I WON.


HAHA I WON. FEEL SO GOOD.

How can you win with only half a page of dry rants? undecided

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Family / Re: Convince Me Why One Should Get Married, & I'll Convince You Why One Shouldn't by KanwuliaJara: 3:30pm On Jan 04, 2016
SAMBARRY:
haba na.be nice grin

This is new year na .no rudeness please cheesy

Where is the rudeness? grin
I was only being ASSATIVE! wink

Seduce monkey? shocked Tufiakwa!!!!
Abeg, my brezzes need breezes!!!! wink
Family / Re: Convince Me Why One Should Get Married, & I'll Convince You Why One Shouldn't by KanwuliaJara: 3:17pm On Jan 04, 2016
You OP should get married ESPECIALLY. . . . because of YOUR SAD REPUTATION as a FAILED playboy ON AND OFF NL!!!!

It becomes highly EMBARRASSING when you end up in the ER or MORTUARY, and you always have to skip the "next of kin" section AT YOUR BUHARI AGE. embarassed

You can live as companions without marriage, BUT YOU MUST HAVE A LIVING WILL AND TESTAMENT!!!
Who will handle your affairs when you STROKE OUT with NL WAHALA? grin

No one to smell your CORPSE if you DIE and ROT alone in your cockroach-infested mansion, FILLED WITH THE STENCH of old ashawo pants under your bed WITH NO ONE TO CLAIM YOUR CORPSE? shocked
Even BART SIMPSON get wife! cheesy
You wanno live and die like Linda Ikeji? wink

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Politics / Re: Who Funded Apc's Presidential Election?:Nigerians Should Learn To Ask Questions by KanwuliaJara: 3:07pm On Jan 04, 2016
The THIEVES in Nigeria of course!!!! grin
Tinubu and Fashola. . . . OBJ!!!!
The WESTERN part of NIGERIA with the highest number of DRUG BARONS! AND STOLEN NIGERIAN MONEY!!!!! kiss

If you can ask questions you already KNOW ANSWERS TO, you must be a "?"!!!!! wink
Politics / Re: Igbo Culture:A Support For Fraud And Illegalities. by KanwuliaJara: 2:59pm On Jan 04, 2016
Only Igbo ? undecided
Abeg dress go chop conKRAY!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew
Politics / Re: We Won’t Submit To Buhari’s TSA – N/ Assembly by KanwuliaJara: 2:54pm On Jan 04, 2016
When illiterates THINK, WRITE or SPEAK, all you can get is the SEMANTIC CONFUSION embedded in EQUIVOCAL LINGUISTICS! cheesy
All to confuse "fellow illiterates"! cheesy

I ask again? When will Nigerians stop deploying illiterates to seat in power? undecided

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Family / Re: Is It To Go Back To Him Or Get A Divorce? by KanwuliaJara: 2:35pm On Jan 04, 2016
You are in a very difficult situation.

Just stay where you are.
DON'T divorce and DON'T go back. kiss
Just keep raising your kids ALONE!!!!

You have the best ANY man can give you. . . . Your OWN children, as a SPERM DONOR. kiss
Don't be deceived. You can NEVER GET LOVE AND RESPECT from a NIGERIAN MAN.
Do the needful and use them to achieve your goals.
Only YOU can make yourself happy.

The only thing WORTH keeping in a NIGERIAN marriage is THE CERTIFICATE!!!! kiss
In ANY Nigerian marriage, there is "NO VERMONT"!!!!! kiss
Abi ya mama nor gist you the koko of the mata? grin
If no, then I am sooooooooo sorrrrrrrrrrrry for you!!!!! cheesy

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Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide In Ebonyi, As Boyfriend Rejects Pregnancy by KanwuliaJara: 2:25pm On Jan 04, 2016
Low self-esteem!
When she was phocking the dude nko? undecided
Village girl!!!! Gooooooood Ridddddddance!!!!!! kiss

At 19, any girl should know better!
All a boy wants is to PHOCK!

Don't open your yansh is you are not ready for the consequences!!!!
What a bushmeat FAMILY!!!!! embarassed

In 2016? Na im girl dey commit suicide for one local dude?shocked
Pregnancy na disease? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia's 14-Year-Old Daughter, Tessa Is Stunning by KanwuliaJara: 2:20pm On Jan 04, 2016
The look on her father's face says it all! grin
Family / Re: Why Are People So Rude On NL? by KanwuliaJara: 1:25pm On Jan 04, 2016
Lack of home training!
Bastards raise themselves and don't know any better! wink

If you grew up in the ghettoes of NIGERIA or NL, what choices do you have?
No electricity, no water, no food.
Plus DORTY efrywia!!!'
Poverty dey cause KRASE o! grin

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Family / Re: If You're Happily Married, Please Share Your Story by KanwuliaJara: 3:56am On Jan 04, 2016
Happy and married!
Not happily-married!

Big DIFFERENCE! kiss

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Family / Re: 6 Reasons Why Ladies Send Unclad Pictures To Guys by KanwuliaJara: 3:31am On Jan 04, 2016
I dey send weh-weh o!
E dey make blokos strrrrrrrong and wet toooo mussssh!!!! wink

The ultimate bedroom-spicer!!!! cool

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Politics / Re: We Will Insult Buhari, APC , And Their Officials. by KanwuliaJara: 3:22am On Jan 04, 2016
Present!

BUHARI! The OLD PEDO! kiss
CHANGE your ways! grin

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Politics / Re: APC Warns Against Insulting Buhari, Government Officials - Premiumtimes by KanwuliaJara: 3:19am On Jan 04, 2016
Look who is wailing now! grin

Wail!
Wailer!
WAILEST!

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Celebrities / Re: Munachii Abii Stuns In Short Denim Dress by KanwuliaJara: 9:04pm On Dec 31, 2015
Pastor "POOSY" FLAVOURS nefa catch dis wan? grin

Ahuuuuu manage? cheesy
Family / Re: Architectural Design Of A House For Two Wives by KanwuliaJara: 8:39pm On Dec 31, 2015
SAMBARRY:
grin grin

O my god grin

Compliments of the season and merry Xmas in advance. cheesy

Hope they fixed the hair well? And they weren't throwin spit over your head while talking or chewing gum pasha pasha grin

As for the nl 419/con artists they have already learnt their lessons and are busy restrategizing New moves to con new victims grin so not to worry.awon landan babes Don get sense now grin

All is SUPER WELL.
No jungle bunny braiders this time o.
Na Afro l carry jeje o!

I miss the "scammers" and "scammeeees" o!!! grin
Family / Re: Women Need To Be Taught To See Beyond Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 8:34pm On Dec 31, 2015
SAMBARRY:
grin grin omg.k baby grin

Oti funny ju grin grin

But na true the HOPEE tok o! grin
Family / Re: Women Need To Be Taught To See Beyond Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 8:32pm On Dec 31, 2015
sonOfLucifer:

my madam from before before.. happy new year in advance. grin

We made it oooooooh!
HNY!!!!! grin

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Family / Re: Women Need To Be Taught To See Beyond Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 8:25pm On Dec 31, 2015
SAMBARRY:
grin grin grin grin grin

No it's an abomination for a woman to desire greatness. Everything must be about marriage and living to please a man grin

Any woman that is ambitious makes their phenese shrink as kanwuliajara would say grin

No wonder my posts always gives dustbin pusher and crackheads headache.unfortunately for the animals they're still in nl prison grin

All thanks to me grin

Till they know how to behave like normal human beings grin

Muchechecheche
Abeg release the "cyber aGBEROsclerosis" o!!!! cheesy
Family / Re: Women Need To Be Taught To See Beyond Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 8:22pm On Dec 31, 2015
SAMBARRY:
how can you be dignifying village men that grew up in a thick forest raised by another illiterate mother who's purpose in life was to live to please a man grin

grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

HNY!!!!! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Glaring Difference Between Igbo And Biafra by KanwuliaJara: 12:17am On Dec 29, 2015
aljharem:


we have missed you !!!!

UnbEHlievaBOOOOO!!!! shocked
Despite all attempts by the PAWAS and SUPA PAWAS to extinguish my nAYkyora and supernAYkyora lives? wink

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Politics / Re: Glaring Difference Between Igbo And Biafra by KanwuliaJara: 11:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
No more BIAFRAN CRAP!
Moderator, abeg respect yasef!
Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!! angry

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