Upon all the BUHARIGATE?

I hope she will use her real voice this time o. Not the "chipmunk" one!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUObtIdfLM

Very annoying nasalized vocals!
Always spoiling songs with her fake voice.
Nonsense!
No wonder Yemi Alade don over-throw am!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooor!

. . . . . And who is?
Is that not why it is called "MAKE-UP"?
Abi you nor h-understand Yingrish?

Sheeeeesh!

Fake WAEC!
Fake Birth SAFITIKATE!
Fake teeth!
Fake blokos!

HBD SAI BABA 85 YEARS!!!!!!

Muchechecheche

Must be one of those NL London rappers for sure!
Na so dem dey pay house rent and schooo feez fork yonder ke!

Den dem go dey sleep for NL dey cuss dem grandmas and grandpas from thread to thread!

Shioooor!!!!!

AKPENOR JEGEDE JR!

Wazzzzzat not ze FLAN all along?
Na who una dey dehzive?

MORNDEW:

so dasuki, bafarawa and yuguda na south abi? You can be cursed with stupidity but it can be cured. Help urself.

Noticed and. . . . .

Ignoring an ignorANUS!

ifyalways:

Reported or cleaned by someone passing through horrible mid life crises.

Some people are allergic to goodnews and get blind when they see others happy.

The person wey clean dey work for NL-TEHN funeral parlor ke. No dead body to bury this Christmas.
Shop don close, so na for this thread suicide pipo of NL suppose gather!

Muhehehehehe

Midlife crisis ko!
Banza!!!!

A mid-life crisis is experienced by some people as they realize they have reached a midpoint in their lifespan and experience conflicts or dissatisfaction within themselves because of unrealized goals, self- perceptions or physical changes as a result of aging or health issues.

O ti o!

Na this jollification season you wan carry your bad luck discussion waka kam?

I bind ju!
I rebuke ju!
I cast ju!
I re-bind ju!
I re-rebuke ju!
I re-cast ju!


Abeg!!!! Speak for yasef o!
If depression dey mama you for Naija, go get FIZA go tanda for "KUBA"!

Shiooooooooor!!!

Abeg, I don pursue me husband go Naija go siddon with im pikins dem o!

This Christmas is a SWEEEEET SOLO one!

Abi na me sen you go born 12 children for 15 men?

How mid-life KRASES nor go cassssssshyoooo?

Next time, do the needful and STAY IN SCHOOL AND LOVE YOURSELF ALWAYS!!!!

My Christmas lights are up!

Mid life transition:

When you are debt-freeeeee and can release tia-rubbers! Not Ajegunle Tokumbos!

E badu belle and e jolosi rules!
Must be those London-Scammer peeps going broke again!

Muchechecheche

South-South and South-East. . . . You are truly finished!!!!!

Nice!!!!
About time RESPONSIBLE fathers take vacation with their SONS AND DAUGHTERS.

If you can't honor your wives, HONOR YOUR KIDS!
Shikena. We can take care of ourselves!!!!

Hmmmmmm
Because not be for France or America?
Or e don taya to waka waka?
Or sickness don worse?

Babe "slow and quench"!

Congrats Linda!!!!
No man can give you what you have already given yourself.

Even stinking politicians cannot afford this!

Stay away from NL o!
SCAMMER-BOYS with sweet raps full "grrrrrrrrand"!

Dem go chop ya dollar and ya poooohsie, and BLACKMAIL YOU TOO!

Change is here!
The OLD GOAT rules!!!!

South-South and South East, una own don finish!!!


Arewa-Oduduwa APC coalition go roast una till kingdom come!!!!

Sai BUHARI!!!

*kissing my golden American Passport with blue cover*

So?
PDP na ya papa compound?
Go find real work abeg!
Shior!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1weUW_2LSLg

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!


I don't see ANY reason to support PDP . . . The worst has happened.
PDP let THAT happen.
An OLD, SENILE GOAT rules Nigeria!
Only to spite APC of course.
APC is not an option. TWAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Halleeee Halleeeee Hallelujah to my OBAMA passport!
Gooooood RIDDDDDDANCE to BOTH!

If I really woke up from my WORSTEST nightmare, and found myself living in Nigeria as a CORPSE, I would gladly ressurect and DIE again.

Till I learn to DIE properly! Because you can't do nothing right in such a useless environment of moronzzzzzz! Not even to die a good DEATH!

What A DONKEY AZZE HELL HOLE OF A COUNTRY!

Keyamo! You are sooooooo right. Na wetin you sef dey wait?
Any ROGUE that wants to maintain longevity in socio-political criminology needs to join APC before 2017. . . . Or die wretched!

Nice choices!


Back to the country of the living jor!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igrx-Vd4rLU

Hmmmmmm!!!!
Dem blokos go loooooooong like dogoyaro BUHARI I swia!!!!

Omo!
See 'fOst' and 'sAYkon' legs?
"tOd" leg go be "DOOOOOOOOOOOPE"!!!!
Shegey!!!!!

SAMBARRY:
so you hear the jist ?

I thought you weren't aware

As for the nl babes their head Don dey correct. Especially awon omoge landan
Those ones wey pack school fees give 419

As them no gree get sense easily, them don get sense by force

Muchechecheche

Blokos dey sweeeeeet toooo musssssh!
Na my school the babe dey go sef?
Right for my backyard!
What a small, WONDERFUL world!!!!

SAMBARRY:

funny woman

Any new "scammers" yet?
Abi NL "BABES" don dey wise not to fall for "woman-rappers"?

SAMBARRY:
yes o

O tio!

What is romantic about this dude, only Amadioha can understand?

Sheeeeeeesh!!!!

Just like saying "Basket Mouth Bright" is sexxy?

Who gives a PHOCK?

Seun growing some sense at last!
I wonder what took him so long.
Sheeeeeeesh!!!!!
Romancing Igbo babes abi?

Juju don fail!!!

Muchechecheche

GOOOOOOOOD RIDDDDDDDANCE to those "nauseating creatures"!!!!
My prayers have been well answered!!!!!