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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 12:56pm On Oct 15, 2014
cbrass:
For N50M ? shocked I will be glad to burn it so help me God grin
grin

Uncle Cbrass, e ti like owo ju.
Education › Re: The Use Of 'i Was Like Ok' By Nigerian Students by Karleb(m): 12:55pm On Oct 15, 2014
Keenysbojan:
what course did you study in school?
Not yet in uni.


Why the question? undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 12:11pm On Oct 15, 2014
cbrass:
Not even plantain chips
So you'll be more than ready to burn your pali for N50M? undecided



BTW, you fit borrow me the pali even if na photocopy?
Education › Re: The Use Of 'i Was Like Ok' By Nigerian Students by Karleb(m): 12:07pm On Oct 15, 2014
Keenysbojan:
please explain to us..we are to learn
What's there to explain?

"I was like, Ok" Is a grammatically correct sentence or statement or phrase or clause, but not a formal speech as in; you can't address a large crowd or the president or your VC with it because it's informal but grammatically correct! gerrit?
Education › Re: The Use Of 'i Was Like Ok' By Nigerian Students by Karleb(m): 11:16am On Oct 15, 2014
There is nothing wrong with that phrase, it's just that it is no formal English.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 9:50am On Oct 15, 2014
cbrass:
*i don't much about the scl fees but I think I heard somewhere that its around 150k to 250k sha, depending on the scl.

*i wasn't there when Mr Ohms stated the law so how I supposed to know, infact why should I even know it since my lecturer didn't do the practical for me, anyway Taofik the rewire at the back of our house showed me grin

*well I fell inlove with computer programming as far as 2001, she was so prety and sexy, it was love at first sight. I however studied physics just to mark register that I went to a university too cos it was just too boring and abstract, didn't even know if it was lies we were taught all those years.
Programming is what makes me so happy nw and puts food on my table by the Grace of God
grin grin grin


So you mean Physics has never bought Gala and Lacasera? undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 12:46am On Oct 15, 2014
cbrass:
Its a year maximum provided all other things remain constant.

I read pure and applied physics from LAUTECH
Errm warabout the school fees, I mean the PDG.

una read Physics and una no fit state ohmns law, una foul nyash don open today.


*clears thraot*

So Mr. Cbrass, could you tell us how you met and fell in love with computer programming?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 12:11am On Oct 15, 2014
cbrass:
1. No its not possible will have to do PGD first

2. Yes.

3.No I didn't
Post Graduate first? How long does that normally takes?


BTW, wetin you read?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 11:57pm On Oct 14, 2014
@Cbrass Can I ask you some rather serious questions.

1. Do you think it's possible for a b.sc guy with Chemistry/Industrial Chemistry to be admitted for M.sc in Chemical Engineering.

2. So all these University of technology actually run a five yrs programme irrespective of the course your doing.

3. You didn't read computer science, did you?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 11:47pm On Oct 14, 2014
cbrass:
Oh its is www.naitalk.com

Yea its mine...so you wanna be an admin?
Yes! angry and I want to also start banning!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 11:39pm On Oct 14, 2014
cbrass:
Ahahaha...don't worry farano won't ban you again, as for the site have never heard of it sef, let me check it nw


The site doesn't exist bro
I meant nairatalk.com, or is it not your site?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 11:24pm On Oct 14, 2014
cbrass:
Naijatalk kehhuh Which site is that? Or do you mean nairaland? Se oti tun seh awon Mods yen ni? Anyway as for farano why not ask her out and all this will end, she could be crushing on yougrin
The same www.naijatalk.com, me have always been gentle since the Ferano incident.


Ferano crushing on me? ok! I'll go follow her first then I'll start launching my attacks, if she gree, ok. If she no gree, who cares?

But, hope she's not preparing a robust ban for me sha?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 10:55pm On Oct 14, 2014
cbrass:
Hey clap for your self oo grin but I no come get Moi-Moi and Pap to give you nw as gift ogrin
embarassed

Ok.

I don't really need that one, just make me an admin on naijatalk so that I can start banning people like Mukina, Mynd and Ferano.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Unreasonable Employment Criteria In Nigeria; A Critical Review by Karleb(m): 10:38pm On Oct 14, 2014
cbrass:
@Op nice post however ohms law and columbs law are not basic Mechanical engineering laws but physics tongue













What is ohms law again sef *scratches head* Karleb do you still rememberhuh
Yes!

Ohms law state that the current passing through a metallic conductor is directly proportional to the potential difference provided an external force like temperature or pressure is constant.
Education › Re: Science Student: We Love CHEMISTRY To PHYSICS by Karleb(m):
To those of you yabbing chemistry, make una take time angry!


Although I like physics, but studing that subject has always being like a frequently oscillating pendulum.

BTW, I can die with Chemistry!
Music/Radio › Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by Karleb(m): 3:48pm On Oct 14, 2014
gameboi:
The other names for tritones are augmented fourth or diminished fifth. There are only two tritones for any particular scale. And tritones are gotten by counting three whole steps from the present note. In the key of C, the tritones are C-F# and F- B. So, what's the argument about?
Is this explanation for me or it's just to settle the duel between Dramydidy and Gianno? undecided grin

Anyways, it's quite helpful.

@in bold, why hasn't somebody put it in that simple term, huh?


...eerrm gameboi, warrabout the slash chord you said you'll give me?


One last question, why do we call it Tritones when the sound come from the combination of two keys?
Education › Re: Will You Continue Your Journey? Pic by Karleb(m): 3:08pm On Oct 14, 2014
Omo!! Na to turn around o.


abi who wan die? undecided
Education › Re: The Difference Between B.tech And B.sc In Civil Service by Karleb(m): 12:08pm On Oct 14, 2014
Bros, you should have attended a B.Sc awarding school now.


Lemme tell you, the difference between B.tech and B.sc is nothing!

You spending 5yrs for a course that normally take 4yrs in a non-technology university is your choice, ok?
Education › Re: Organic Chemistry Only!!! by Karleb(m): 4:08pm On Oct 13, 2014
beatsbyj2g:
Happy Sunday pals.

Let's learn a little bit abt representing organic molecules

There are a number of ways to representing organic compounds. It is useful to know all of these so that you can recognise a molecule however it is shown.

There are three main ways of representing a compound.
I would use the example of a molecule called 2-methylpropane to help explain the difference between each.


Molecular formula
The molecular formula of a compound shows how many atoms of each type are in a molecule. The number of each atom is written as a subscript after the atomic symbol. The molecular formula of 2-methylpropane is: C4H10


Structural formula
The structural formula of an organic compound shows every bond between every atom in the molecule. Each bond is represented by a line. The structural formula of 2-methylpropane ( do it on ur own)


Condensed structural formula
When a compound is represented using its condensed structural formula, each carbon atom and the hydrogen atoms that are bonded directly to it are listed as a molecular formula, followed by a similar molecular formula for the neighbouring carbon atom. Branched groups are shown in brackets after the carbon atom to which they are bonded.
The condensed structural formula below shows that in 2-methylpropane, there is a branched chain attached to the second carbon atom of the main chain. You can check this by looking at the structural formula.

CH3CH(CH3)CH3
Which one is condensed structural formular again? huh, and why are you not talking about empirical fomula?
Education › Re: Organic Chemistry Only!!! by Karleb(m): 4:03pm On Oct 13, 2014
ikeola6:
It seems people don't really know about skeletal structures here.
Yes! infact, I personally do not know anything about it.

I've read New School Chemistry, Lamlard Chemistry, Essential Chemistry and one yeye Comprehensive Chemistry like that and yet I've never really come accross the skeletal structure thingy.

I guess it's what they teach in Unis, right?


BTW, try and explain what skeletal structures means, thanks.
Education › Re: Question Of The Day: University Vs Polytechnic. Which Would You Like To Attend by Karleb(m): 3:46pm On Oct 13, 2014
another OND/HND bashing thread.





*siddon look mode activated *


anyways, I rep a uni.
Family › Re: Our Kids Watch Porn In The Internet by Karleb(m): 8:46pm On Oct 12, 2014
Onlinebizexpert:
First monitor them

Second monitor them


Third flog them mercilessly



On a more serious note, try to put parental control settings on the device that they use to view dis stuffs


Secondly sex education must be taught
because since they have watched it na practice remain


Thats all for now
@ in bold. cool cool

The best thing to do is to start teaching them about X when they are approaching adolescent, I mean the merit and the demerit of X and try all your best to make the demerit as scary as hell.


...and now that they are now watching p.orn just tell them the real thing, as in how fakish p.orn is, how girls are being used like animals in p.orn some even get Bleep.ed by animals just because they are being paid shikini amount of money, that should scare the girl.

and as per the boy, I dey come.


...and don't forget to limit their access to the internet.
Family › Re: Our Kids Watch Porn In The Internet by Karleb(m): 8:29pm On Oct 12, 2014
EroticAngelina:
hmmm, preventive measures must be put! when I give birth, imma make sure my kids start browsing at the age of 12yrs, and only imporant things! I will make sure I check her browsing history... tho kids are so smart these days! embarassed
Stay there, have you ever heard of incognito browsing?

If you haven't, it means when browsing the history will not be recorded at all, in other words you won't even get to know that your kid is watching por.n.
Phones › Re: Where Do Deleted Files Go? by Karleb(m): 3:45pm On Oct 12, 2014
Raiders:
Some go to heaven while others go to hell. Lol. On a serious note, A file is not really deleted. Its only replaced. When you delete a file in computer or Phone, Its marked for replacement. A good computer engineer can recover a deleted file if it has not be replaced yet.
explain more, more and more pls.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are There Poor Born~again Christians? by Karleb(m): 3:40pm On Oct 12, 2014
Elantracey:
Because most of the time this particular people ( not all though ) either belief that God is punishing them for their past sins or since they're born poor they should remain poor to the extend that no matter how much God blesses them their mentality can't make them make the best use of it while some think that riches is a sin ( don't laugh o , there are People like that .
wink
Nairaland General › Re: Meaning Of Some NAIRALAND Smileys by Karleb(m): 3:28pm On Oct 12, 2014
Rapsainot:
For the sake of some people who don't know their uses, here are some. You may add yours if I'm wrong.... Wanna name them based on 2go knowledge.

smiley ===> HAPPY


wink ===> WINKS


cheesy ====>BIG GRIN


grin ====> LAUGHING


angry ====> ANGRY (not sure)


sad ====> SAD


shocked ====> SHOCKED /AMAZED


cool ====> CUTE


huh ====> CONFUSED


tongue ====> TONGUE


embarassed ====> EMBARASSED


lipsrsealed ====> NOT SAYING


undecided ====> LONG FACE


kiss ====> KISS


cry ====> CRYING
Fixed wink
Music/Radio › Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by Karleb(m): 8:48am On Oct 12, 2014
gameboi:
I didn't really understand you. Do you mean tritones for scales or chords?
Both!! angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can One Identify A True Born Again Christian? by Karleb(m): 12:04am On Oct 12, 2014
Yomieluv:
Anybody that uses God's name to swear by trying to prove him/herself to me,I run.

Born again has ceased to exist since first testament,what we have now are just church goers.


Imagine,my Ex,after several rounds of sex at home,got to church to lead the praise,and worship songs,funniest things,she was crying while singing.

I was like WTF,no be Theresa be this again?

To me,born again do not exist.
Chai!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Beggar Turned Millionaire Offers Passer-by Who Once Showed Him Kindness $160,000 by Karleb(m): 12:01am On Oct 12, 2014
cbrass:
Obinoscopy you are the only Mod with brains here, kindly move this to FP, this is good for the public.


Would have called farano...but...cheesy
grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by Karleb(m): 1:14am On Oct 11, 2014
gameboi:
No. My favourite are the black Keys(C#, Eb, F#, G#, Bb).
I actually have a thing for F# though and C# always come in handy.


Btw, Can we talk about tritones pls.
Education › Re: Organic Chemistry Only!!! by Karleb(m): 6:13pm On Oct 10, 2014
op, pls try and type correctly you hear?

Not everybody can read abbreviations.


Thanks. smiley
Education › Re: Help Help Help...biochemistry Or Geology by Karleb(m): 6:09pm On Oct 10, 2014
geology is the course. cool

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