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I believe my cousin loves his girlfriend/future wife and she loves him too but I'll advice him to protect himself. How? She's gotta sign a prenup

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petkoffDrake:
If u like cross ur leg.... Its m
Not possible. Things are hard. U want to stay single??

And since when is staying single a crime

vicraven:
issinot iphone7??
i wii buy for u

See your mouth, you just told a lie because iPhone 7 isn't available yet

There's this guy I told I'll marry him if he gets me an iPhone 7 *fingers crossed*

One Christmas Eve, celebrity superstar T.I. walked into a Walmart store and was asking people what they wanted for Christmas and they should go get it, that he was going to pay. The rapper paid the tab for hundreds of single moms in the store. He told many to go get whatever they wanted too and paid. This got me thinking about celebrities in Nigeria, and how they just love to rub their money in the face of the masses, like throwing money in the air and showing off their expensive houses. You may argue that they worked hard for their money yes, but T.I. also did.
Jay-Z also worked hard for his money and yet he has The Shawn Carter Scholarship Fund (SCSF) to help individuals facing socio-economic hardships further their education at institutions of higher learning. Have you wondered how many NGOs are there in Nigeria that offer scholarships? Not much or not enough to go round. I'll never forget the words of Jay-Z where he said "how can I help the poor if I'm one of them, so I got rich gave back now that's a win, win". I'm a firm believer that when God blesses you with something, He is not giving you alone but wants you to be a blessing to others.


Watch the video and be touched


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G47ZvozasTA

torqque7:
No ticket to give out?what about my glasses?I just checked my messages and didn't see the glasses in any of them..I am so heart broken,that's two hearts ur breaking in one night,..btw anyone who is on fire is definitely above average in the looks department so,am just saying the truth and not trying to flatter u

Oh dearie me, I don't know how to send you the glasses. Don't be heart broken
Have you seen How To Get Away With Murder? Watching it right now. You may like it, helps with broken hearts. Just kidding though

torqque7:
hahahaha u gave him the option of bin friend zoned or opt out,he'd rather be friend zoned than nothing which was the second option on the table..anyway dude wants to get d next ticket available to ur location,ur on fire babe [

I don't have any ticket to give away, I made my own way here. As for being on fire, I'm flattered

free2blast:
You are wrong my dear, every relationship starts with friendship. It will surprise you that before you say jack, we are already lovebirds. Matter of fact you won't know what hit you or how.

Anyway the unfortunate thing is that I'm already spoken for, so nothing can hit me and I can't fall for anything.

This problem is very manageable, you don't need to air your wife's dirty undies in Nairaland. Or are you looking for some kind of sympathy vote . What good will that do.

torqque7:
Lol..I was hoping id get one for saying what u said u were waiting to hear from guys even tho i know u were been sarcastic.. don't worry just send your glasses to my inbox,its a good enough reward..anyway u know guys don't like when girls act or sound arrogant,so am guessing ur friendzoning the other guy made him think of u that way,this is the internet, u should let stuff like that get 2u..some girl here said I was ugly as hell too some time ago cos I didn't av likes on my pics,I laughed about it,u should too,besides u and i know u are not ugly so forget about it and av fun,everyone is entitled to their opinion but it doesn't in anyway change the reality of anything.look in the mirror, u r beautiful

Anyway that guy asked for it, I gave him options and he choose to be friendzoned. Like literally isn't that the worst option to choose?

MrCork:
....when did I insalt you?...IS English your first language or pigeon English??...
All I said was * sweeery who are you* & you start cussin innosent guy like bus co doctor ......you HOMEBASE girls mennn!! (No oofencse)

Oh dearie me, what do you even mean by that *in highlight*

torqque7:
Your geeky look with the glasses and I av got this idea that u are kinda petit too..smh so that's what got ur attention? lol,anyway still waiting for my reward tho

Who said anything about a reward
BTW someone said and I quote "I'm even average looking and not that pretty" I wonder why he should go to that level of trying to dis someone he doesn't even know

torqque7:
The wider the better..OK I just said it,what do I get as reward lol?u looking like a small professor

Got my attention

MrCork:
.....an who in the bloooooomin name of Mr Cork IS you??

Come on don't be crass, I didn't come here to get insulted

MrCork:
....when did I Eva abuse you ?...isssit my fault you can't aford £28000 (cash ) range rover spot or issssit my fault you ain't lightskin??... GROW UP ..JOR..GOAT!!(no ofeense)

Wow, I mean wow. Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

free2blast:
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Sorry, I don't do long distance. Thanks for trying goodbye

free2blast:
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Welcome to the friendzone, press 1 if you're resident in Nigeria or press 2 if outside Nigeria

free2blast:
Come on, are you related to maradona? stop trying to dribble me. Lets DM.

free2blast you just entered the friendzone, press 1 to proceed or press 2 to cancel

free2blast:
A nairalander...thats all you need to know. Do you want us to take it further?

Oh dearie me further to where?

free2blast:
Damn...you soooo fine girl.

Thanks and who are you again?

Even if you looked like him, will it make you as rich as he is? Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.

I once heard a guy say some women are like fine wine, the older they get, the better they are. Waiting for them to come and say the wider, the better

I'm tired, somebody wake me up whenever, if ever they manage to impeach PMB.

prideofscience:
That man must be Igbo

Why such tribalism? As if the country isn't in enough trouble yet we find a reason to hate ourselves, SMH...

Why couldn't this story just be about say "man kills girlfriend over something, something in China"?

When a woman doesn't have a boyfriend to call her own is a big problem because you see women were created to be touched and loved. Who the hell would want to masturbate for the rest of their lives , alone .
Just that sometimes it's really hard to find a good boyfriend so we go and print stupid t-shirts like this to make it seem we're OK when we're not.

You do realize that when a woman says no problem, she actually means yes problem dey o!
She's clearly advertising the fact that she's single and needs a boyfriend, but not just any boyfriend I'm talking about Wizkid kinda celebrity boyfriend. So broke ass dudes keep off

Religion and Spirituality are two very different things and until we rid ourselves of too much unnecessary religious beliefs, we can never attain true spirituality in order to come close to God. The Bible says, for the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, with these words no man can truly come out to say he understands what God wants because God was never meant to be understood. Just worship him to the best of your ability and conviction and stop worrying about other people's beliefs.

Islam is the second largest religious population in the world, I don't know how God could allow them all to go to hell.

ehinmowo:
with all due respect to ur eminence, bt Christians and non Christians are not serving the same God.

d God that the Christians serve is d one that sent Christ to d world as an atonement for sin. anyone who does not blv in d son of God is not of God. and therefore not serving d same God with Christian, no matter how philanthropic or in some cases, barbaric they might be.

So you're saying all Muslims will go to hell for not believing in Christ?

Why do something you're only going to apologize for later, well hope you enjoyed your 15 minutes of fame