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Nina4u:
No one knows what Jesus looked like yet we erect statues of 'Jesus'. What if the statue is of satan, how do we know? Yet we venerate statues ...

Then don't venerate any statue, just waka pass please, no body beg you.

It seems 8,000 is too small an amount for a guy to be demanding s3x.
So I think I'm gonna open a thread to ask, Ladies can you spend just 5,000 on a guy and not expect him to pay you back?

misspicy:
Please answer this few questions

1)are you related to this man?

2)what type of circumstances did you meet with him

3)what is your relationship with him

see lady it is high time y'all realise that manna does not fall from heaven,how can you in this present day and age think that a full blooded man will just carry his hard earned money and pour it on you,when
1)he is not your boyfriend

2)he is not your sugar daddy

3)he is not a mugu

4)he is not stupid

5)he is not even related to you

don't you know that greedy girls have made it hard for a man to help other girls that really needs help?who wants to be seen as a mugu?
E be like say you be learner

I know you are expecting supernatural help from above,then you must be sensitive to the things of the spirit not just expect every man out there to drop their hard earned money on you like its your birth right
imagine asking a man for money just one month after meeting him? and you posted this on nairaland? lmao

Beautiful, well said...

dovelike:
Please!!! As much as you guys think you know all about boobs, there are some that are naturally like that when they stop growing. That is, those with long boobs

Spoken like a real woman.

That's easy, just turn the photo 90 degrees to the left. Wala.

I blame 50 Shades of Gray

Whale's got good taste

He must be the real crocodile dundee

Oh so lovely, I want mine soon

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride them

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Obviously it is rocket science in Nigeria

Transparent outfit my foot, I can't see sh!t but that dress is still awesome though

prahcetomi:
Check this out......'NURSES RUN'

Emm that ain't a complete sentence

PinkBarbie:
Indeed, don't date a man who reads.

Oh dearie me, don't believe everything you read

tolutweety:
^^^you're sure you read too?

'cos if you do, you 'll understand the body of the message well enough.

HAPPY SUNDAY.

Initially I didn't finish it because I was sleepy and went straight to comment. Now I see it ain't so bad.

Dumbest thread EVER.
Fell asleep half way
FYI, I'll date a man who reads because I read myself and what's more important than finding a partner with whom you share common traits.

Congratulations, you made her squirt. Meaning you were doing a great job and didn't even know it. Lucky b!tch

BTW it is made up of harmless prostatic fluid and not urine.

Did I not say it, what remains for Linda to show us is her kitchen now it has happened.
She started with the gate, then we saw the pool with and without water. Took us on tour of the bedroom with and without furniture, now it's time for the kitchen to make its debut appearance.
Now I guess what remains is to show where she poo poo or wait I think she's done that already.....

Sexytemi:
mtchewwwww.....those ain't big, she only pushed them up to make them look big, and they ain't up to cossy's o......

Beautifully said.....

Didn't find your illustration funny because it couldn't be more wrong. Smartphones will no longer get bigger than they already are but will even get smaller and evolve into what is now beginning to be known as WEARABLES.

Marlon Wayans is making a comeback with a comic remake of the best-selling book Fifty Shades of Gray with his version Fifty Shades of Black. Just saw the trailer and couldn't stop laughing now I can't wait to see this movie. I miss the Wayans brothers movies from White Chicks to Scary Movies series and Little Man and truly happy that they are making this comeback. *So excited*

My turn...

walad4yhu:
Me. Myself and I

There goes a window shopper, mad at me I think I know why

tunapawizzy:
Yeah ...would u help bring me up to speed

You gat to be kidding me

tunapawizzy:
Yea evolved into a complex, hard2please creature ....and it's not just u...guys just can't catch up...

Too bad then, not my fault

tunapawizzy:
U gals of dis age have become so difficult to impress

Thats where you're wrong. Girls have evolved but guy's are still stuck in the stone age. Or maybe it's just me

Rollar:
Yikes! You meanie

Way to traumatize a guy. Toasting you Naija chicks should be categorized as an extreme sport

I was just playing with him, didn't know it'll pain him that much

Qualer:
it's unfortunate... all that fine-fresh-appearance and no discernment to go with it, quite sad.
A person pays you a simple compliment and you can't even respond positively, you are here talking about lines?

... what a waste!!

E pain you,

Qualer:
you know you're hot right? nice to see a fresh face on here!

Please, that line's as old as dinosaurs...

Nice one but I'm a little bit disappointed that after telling his tall tail, he failed to show others the way. I mean what's the point? Clearly there are people who'd want to follow in his footsteps but don't know how

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas to Misstechy, you're my role model.

greenhulk:
Actually all these battery saving apps and ram optimizers are not necessarily on modern Android phones. Android is based on Linux, and it means unused ram is wasted ram. Whsts the need of using an app to kill a process, only for the process to start itself again and still run in the background. When people use app killers to kill a particular app, trust me within seconds that app wil start itself again. Now the process of killing and restarting apps use up battery, so St the end of the day u are not saving any battery.

On pre 2012 phones they might be useful. But if ur phone has lollipop and at least 2gb of ram, then battery doctors, so killers or every other battery and ram saving apps are not necessary. Most of the Android phones we have now have built in battery saving modes, some even have advanced battery saving modes built in. So what's the use of downloading an additional battery saver that might not be optimized for the phone and end up putting a load on ur battery. If u Google any tech sites like Android authority or pocketnow, u will see this issue has been discussed and dusted.

I'm gonna guess you didn't read the full review because all you just said was there in the final words, but thanks for mentioning it AGAIN