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For the love of God, are those girls still missing. If things continue to go missing in Nigeria, then I wouldn't be surprised if one day the president would just go AWOL.

Then why all the theatrics about a missing budget that will only make us a laughing stock in the eyes of countries like Kenya that hate us and South Africa that loves to kill us.

If someone submitted a different doctored budget from the one that the president originally presented, isn't that treason? Just wondering

Bring back our girls, NO
Bring down the dollar, NO
Bring back our budget, NO here's a new one
NO we want the old one that was never missing,
Then why do you need the old one if it was never missing? Beats me...
So upon all the advisers, and special advisers to the president, no body saw it fit to advise him that such a document shouldn't be in only one copy and a backup should be made.
Where you ask? How about "the cloud"
This is so embarrassing.

The hymen is a membrane that partially covers the opening of the vagina, carefully placed at that entrance, like a ribbon. Without doubt, the HYMEN IS A GATE! It is a blood-filled vessel placed there as a covenant blockage, a sign and a token of a covenant between the bearer and whoever plunges into her opening.

The disvirginity of a lady is not a casual act of fun, it is a serious covenant struck and confirmed by the shed of blood. This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges in to this woman shall only be able to do so by making a blood covenant to be joined to her for the rest of his life"

Little wonder why sexual intercourse was designed by God to take place only and only after the marriage contract is sealed.
There is no covenant without blood, and that's why the hymen contains lots of blood.

As a matter of fact, what happens the first time a lady has sex is not just sex but an immersion and a bathing of the man with her hymen blood to initiate a covenant that is highly recognized in the spirit realm of both light and darkness

Sex is a spiritual affair. When a man breaks the hymen of a woman, her spirit opens up to the spirit of the man and there's a spiritual transfer of destiny. Bonding the both of them together for life.

Isn't that for people still stuck in the age of Windows Vista and beyond. Last time I saw BSOD was like eons ago ever since I switched from Windows to Linux .

Damibiz:
1982 pix way over clean,na digital cameral them use

My thoughts exactly

Who else noticed that that picture is too sharp and doesn't seem possible to have been taken in 1982.

The Words - for movie
Orange is the new black - for series

Funny, it's only the pastor who saw the so called angels and the digitally altered camera. The congregation was just shouting at nothing in particular and praying. I hope that video will be submitted for forensic analysis to dispute the said claims.

Hmm nice ass though

If you hate being smart then that only means you are dummer than you think, no offense.

Use your smartness to your advantage, that's real smartness. If other people are telling you this then clearly you ain't that smart.

OMG I can't read this, who has time

misspicy:
expensive joke ma'am

Really, wow it looks so cheap

mistytohcute:
I'm not needed here

Don't go yet, come and help the young man to come

OMG hahaha, can't stop laughing "I just had to step down cus of waist pains" No be me talk am o! Hahaha. As in the waist pains was just one too many, LOL

SexyCeline:
It's obvious guys enjoys it more. Every encounter ends up in an eruptìon from them. Btw i can't remember the last time i had an orgasm.. 9ja guys sucks!

Yeah they suck when they should be eating enough cunnilingus

RadicallyBlunt:
Men desire sex than women. (Owing to high level of testosterone about 85% higher than that in females)

The pleasure of sex is higher for women than men. (Owing to more nerves in their G-sspot -about 8000 nerves, while men have about 4000 in the glans area of the pennis)

I will state my quote again "if God could transfer testosterone to women and estrogen to men for just 5minutes, women would pity men and men would envy women"

Sex to men is like money to women(they can never get enough)

Sex to women is like money to men(they are contended with d little they have but they want d best of that little)

And the Oscar for Best Comment on this useless thread goes to......... Em sorry please state your name please.

All these hungry bloggers always giving us work. Click this link, click that link, I'm outta here.

misspicy:
Have you ever met a nairalander that types without insult?

na was

Only ment it as a joke not insult

MrCork:
...watch yor Ghana mouth...don't make me ban u..6 month ban!

OMG what have I done. E pain you like this

MrCork:

Oh I'm sorry, did I make you mad
There's a saying 'ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer'

MrCork:
..are u lightskin?

It depends on the shade of light

misspresident:
i have seen people who live up to that age, egbon it's no big deal or don't you pray to live up to 120yrs.

Have you even seen a 120 year old person? And seen how frail they are. Why would you wish that on anyone, what's even in this world that would make you feel like staying here that long? SMH

A real woman doesn't have to show off her 'assets' to get noticed by the opposite s3x.

Q: Why should a woman know how to cook?
A: You are an adult.

If your parents could cook for you from when you were little up until when they shipped you off to college , that shows that they are matured and responsible adults. So at some point in your miserable life , you will have to learn to be independent and grow up, hence, cooking for yourself will become very necessary.
Buying food from outside may seem easy and convenient at first but it is not so in the long run. You’ll understand once you take up cooking at home, that you are able to cook to your taste and manage your weight by managing what you eat.
Chopping the vegetables, peeling, stirring a pot of soup or sauce, baking while you let your mind wander and drift away from worries – this is what cooking is about, it can help to ease stress and release your tensions.
When you eat in a restaurant you are not just paying for the food but also the building where you're eating, the staff who served you, the service, and other costs involved with the restaurant, so you can't compare cooking for yourself to eating out. Cooking is a great way to save money on food.
Women who can cook are more appealing to men, and men who cook are more appealing to women, there is nothing hotter than a guy who can cook. Who isn’t impressed with their partner who cooks well? Cooking for yourself helps you control the ingredients, so you can avoid using the unhealthy additives and preservatives used in processed food.
I personally feel that cooking is a basic life skill that everyone should learn. This skill is an amazing combination of art and science. It will definitely help to improve your life. So it's not about being a woman, it's about being a fvcking adult

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My personal favorite, WTF = What The Fvck
Use it every day

Why the mask? Looks creepy, reminds me of Batman

rheether:
I already made my first millions am only waiting for him to make his so nobody will be cheating the other.

Girl you rock #Teamgirlpower

rheether:
Dear Boyfriend, you have till 2020 to start making the millions..

Here's a thought, and a good one. Why not start making your own millions, that way you don't wait for nobody. #Teamgirlpower