₦airaland Forum

DanDeeBoss:
Lol... I just hope say na teenager talk this kind thing....

me teenager? You don look my face before?

What is this new trend of creating thread about people's moniker. Oga seun look into it

Op make I kukuma follow ask, is that all? You need to grow up. Is she disrespecting you? Is she wasteful or lazy or is she cheating on you or neglecting her duties as a mother and wife? Why are you creating problem were there is none. How short is the gown sef. How can you tell a woman you love that you are ashamed of her? I don't know for you ooo but my late father would say, as you makee your bed so you lie on it. No use your hand destroy the beautiful thing you have

Namady:
Thanks dear... you sound like a psychologist.

psychologist by experience not profession. Life has taught me a hand full.

Are you guys acting drama here or are these true life encounters

So nobody dey miss me here? I am 8yrs here but my first moniker is ten. Nairaland was a home to be after the day's job in those days but now, all this jambite don spoil everything

It is your duty to love your wife, you are the head. The foundation you lay is what your family will stand on. The duty of your wife is to submit and respect you. She is the manager of your home. Lastly, give birth to the children you can raise conveniently. Your wife is working so always help out around the house. You will fine and I wish you all the happiness and love that comes with marriage

lilmax:
she supported Buhari and still had the temetenty to ask for money

too crazy bro

Mallam Bala Mohammed. Kauran Bauchi. A victory for us all

Gandollar:
Which type? Toshiba, Newclime, SMC?

CoolAmbience:
I taya for you o.

Is the post about Buhari?

Try recover from Buhari win na.....

I'm a fan

Is he the only male adult there?

So why did they vote for Buhari? Na them sabi sha

Lol l2

Mrbolt565:
ur a foolish girl for that statement. Stupid girl.

seriously and you need advice. That foolish and stupid girl wishes you all the best in your endeavors. Good luck

Newboss:
Education is not schooling.

Did you read where he said "personal research"? Oh, you only saw the language. If you didn't get his point, you wouldn't have typed what you typed.

Once again, you don't need schooling, you need education! You don't need to be a genius to know that

did I say schooling or education? Enjoy your day. Not in any mood for word trading

You are not a serious human being, why will education interest you? Look at the manner of your communication. This is a public forum where you meet all classes of people not just teenagers. Please mind your language for easy comprehension and articulation. Education is still your best bet

She is right

Xtobest:
Please my girlis pregnant I promised her marriage but she has a big head I can't marry her.
Please how do I discharge her peacefully

big heads means big ideas, big money, big innovations and big trouble too. Better man up and face your responsibility squarely. You had a big head when you were born yet mummy accepted and nursed you, now you wan deny your girlfriend abi?

prizequest:
My first marriage yes, no child from her previous. medical report indicate i am sound

give yourself time and relax. Marriage comes with its up and downs. Have a talk with your wife and try to exclude others from it. If she could be transferred to your state to foster the union. She loves you, that's why she ran back to you. Make her happy and one way to do that, is by making her pregnant (you know age is not on her side, that alone could make her aggressive and stubborn). If she is worth fighting for, pls move for peace.

Why do you really want a DNA test? And how well can you handle the truth

prizequest:
I got married to my wife few months back but she stays in another state due to her work and there had been measures for she to join me until now. One thing she had repeatedly complain about is my low sex drive as she has boosted of how other men in her life before are stallion but she doesnt want me to be one but be able to meet her libido demands. This comparison created psychological issues for me hence the lack of drive and she really want to make a baby due to her age. Not having more sex has made her fight me, attack me, despice and disrespectful but i have pleaded she give me more time to sort things out but she's more persistent hence we'd been separated for 4 months now, 3 more month to our anniversary.

Another angle is a week after our traditional wedding, i and wife decided to go to the marriage registry to get a certificate but her dad got to know through her, put a call to me and cursed that my children will disrespect me for not informing him. My Wife is a divorcee from another marriage

is this your first marriage? Does she have children from her previous marriage? What do you mean by low sex drive? Have you tried some medications? Where you guys sexually active before marriage or did she just found out after marriage? Was this the only reason for the separation?

chieftroller003:


70 yr old woman is still going for knee surgery. Smh
Waste of funds
Money DAT should be saved for the woman's burial

you are not funny but plain stupid

Finished a tin of Milo and milk in just 3days, I mean who does that? She was just took advantage of the fact, that I told her to feel at home.

Zoharariel:
You made a mistake in settling down with your wife.

There are lots of women in Nigeria but I can tell you that 90% of them are walking corpses without them knowing.

I was at Gemade Estate inside Gowon Estate, Egbeda on Tuesday.

A very good friend of mine whom I've known since 2008 was having his birthday. Nothing elaborate, just little chops, beer & smokes.

I looked at the time and it was already 10pm and so my friend convinced me to sleep over at his place but unfortunately his Power Generator was misbehaving, so we decided to go pass the night at the Havannah Hotel & Suites inside Gowon Estate.

We got to Havannah and booked a room with double beds & went to the outdoor bar downstairs to take a bottle of beer (each) for the road to the dreamland.

Unfortunately the outdoor bar was closed since it was already past 12:am but we were told we could use the indoor bar.

We decided to walk across the street to buy some sticks of cigaret since we had exhausted the ones we had.

There must have been more than 20 Oloshos hanging outside the Hotel & waiting for potential clients for the night.

My friend sighted a lady standing among the Oloshos & told me that is Rasheeda.

We bought our cigarettes & were walking back towards the hotel when Rasheeda called out on my friend.

"Bros, how far naa? Long time. Come buy me drink & cigar naaa."

My friend bought her some sticks of cigaret & discharged her.

He said he used to know her way back around Ponle Bus-stop at Egbeda about 3years ago and that she was chubby & all creamy.

Brethren, I swear to Nimrod, if I am offered 1 Billion Euros by "Dietrich Mateschitz" to sleep with her, I will kick him in his scrotum with my Stan Smith Addidas Sneakers because that would amount to suicide.

She was looking all skinny, emaciated & spent - with her collar bones sticking out. To say I was irritated was an understatement.

My friend told me he heard that it was due to her excessive abuse of codeine & tramadol but my Anunnaki Spirit immediately nudged me & showed me her dossier.

She has been used by these Yahoo Boys for their money-making rituals & immediately I told my friend, he agreed.

@OP - I do not mean to offend you but the ugly truth is that the woman you call your wife might have been ritualized by Yahoo Boys or Politicians. This is Nigeria and not Amerika, Europe or Asia.

And once you sleep with any of them, your virtues are automatically transferred to the bastard that ritualized the lady, hence the reason you see kings turning to slaves & millionaires turning to paupers.

The last time I attempted to fvck an Olosho was in 2014 at Igando. I entered the brothel after negotiation & pulled my Jean & boxer short.

The Olosho commot her blouse & pant and I was surprised my preek no stand. It has never happened to me before - because once my koro-koro eyez see any Toto that is covered with black bush, my brain would immediately transmit an emergency encrypted data to my scrotum via my spinal cord to unleash the lamba - and the result would be a hard rigid erection - with my lamba swinging like a pendulum & ready for penetrative intercourse.

But on that particular day, I visualized the n.aked bum-bum of Jennifer Lopez & Christiana Milian simultaneously - yet my preek no stand.

I used my fingers to massage my scrotal sack yet lamba no receive signal.

I come tell the Olosho to allow me rub the tip of my lamba anti-clockwisely over her black tropical forest - still, no show.

Olosho self come vex use her hand to squeeze & massage my lamba - still, network failure.

After about 20 minutes, I tell Olosho say I go come back tomorrow - na so the 4k wey I pay for 2 rounds take enter bush.

I did not know until years later that it was the Anunnaki from Nibiru & my head that saved me from plunging into a pit without bottom.

It's a cold cold world of predators out here in Naija with desperate red-eyed vampires looking for foolish & wayward girls to devour - and there are lots of them here on Nairaland - "The Nigerian Feminists" (Proclaim Feminism on Social Media in the day but turn to Olosho at Night like Toke Makinwa & Linda Ikeji) and we will keep telling them but unfortunately "The dog that will go astray will never listen to the hunter's whistle."

@OP - That woman is an embodiment of badluck & misfortune to you. Only Enki knows how many politicians & yahoo boys must have deposited their "ritualized gametes" into her vulva - which in turn, is working against you.

My sincere advice to you is to divorce her & look for a secondary school pupil - fresh from the oven to impregnate if you do not want your "Evening Newspaper of a wife" to magnetize the Dangote Trailer that will jam you & eventually send you to your early grave.

My 20kobo!

don't be offended o but how old are you

At 23, you are a man. Hustle and make ends meet. I understand your where your mother is coming from because I'm also double parenting, though I won't deny them access to their father but I will definitely fill bad, if they run to him for financial assistance at 23. So work hard and take care of your mum and become a better man, father and a son.

I just hate this Adams oshiomole. He is so immature. I don't blame that governor that said, he should focus on getting his foreign wife pregnant.

Wedding at cana

Which yeye court? Nigerians stand up and defend yourselves and the future of your children. We can't continue to keep quiet and allow few people hold our dear country to random.